Medabots: Stranger Things Have Happened
Chapter 3 written by Noble....
"Metabee, are you sure this is going to work?" questions Brass looking worried.
"Shhh! Pipe down someone's answering the door" he says quickly silencing her.
Now your probably wondering what totally insane plan that it was that Metabee actually came up with. And believe you and me, if this plan didn't work than Metabee was screwed. Worse yet if Ikki ever found out that he was doing this against his wishes then he could possibly kiss his home and his partnership with his Medafighter goodbye. Because in Metabee's case whenever he had a plan it was always a little extreme if not crazy and this was the craziest one yet.
"Alright here he comes" Metabee whispers placing his hand over Brass' audio transmitter to make sure she wouldn't say anything.
"Yes who is it? Huh? No one's here? Who would play a stupid prank at this time of night and disturb my beauty sleep?" grumbles the dark haired boy looking about angrily.
Before closing the door and going inside his eyes wonder to the floor to notice an envelope on the floor and he picks it up finding it to be heavily scented with a girls perfume.
"What the? Who could have--"
The boy begins to open the envelope after getting a good whiff of the exotic perfume and starts to read,
"Dear Koji,
Hi this is Karen. I was a little embarrassed about trying to tell you this personally so I thought it would be best to leave a note at your door. I just wanted to you to know that I care about you a lot and I would like us to get together sometime, perhaps go for a stroll in the park? Meet me tonite at 8. I hope you can make it..."
Love and kisses Karen XoXo
"Ha I knew it! I knew that Karen loved me and not that lower class fool Ikki! I'll cement our relationship tonite with a kiss Karen my love just you wait! Sumilidon I'm going out to meet Karen, I'll call you if I run into trouble" he says quickly fixing up his shirt and hair before running out of the door and into the streets like a love sick puppy.
A few minutes later and with a rustle of the leaves both Brass and Metabee fall out in a heap of mangled medaparts. Leaving Metabee in a fit of hysterics with an evil chuckle and Brass pouting albeit reluctantly because Metabee was once again on top of her and this time he didn't seem to notice. This causes the Sailor multi beetle type medabot to blush inwardly again before getting to her feet and brushing off the remaining leaves and mud.
"Metabee I can't believe were resorting to this. Ikki will kill you for sure!" she says frowning with arms on her hips.
"Aw come on, the plans working perfectly. Would you rather see Erika mope about all day over Ikki? Cause I sure as hell don't want to see him act all miserable over Karen! That would interfere with his duties as my medafighter and besides those two wouldn't make such a good fit anyway, they hardly know each other" he frowns turning from hyperactive to serious.
"Yeah I know what you mean, but how is this going to get Miss Erika and Sir Ikki together?"
"Just call him Ikki and trust me. This plan is full proof. You can see for yourself once we get the evidence. Now did you get the camera? Didja? Didja? Didja?"
"Right here" she answers waving it infront of him.
"Great! I always knew Erika would keep a spare just incase she broke or lost the other one. Now did you send the letter to Karen's home?"
"Yes Metabee. I did that straight away before we met up here. I still think this plan of yours won't work. Do you think it will?" Brass asks hoping the answer will be a yes.
"What am I? Physic? Of course it will! I'm willing to place a bet that this will all just work out or else my names not Metabee!" he beams looking as arrogant as ever.
"Alright then, let's get going"
"Right on!" shouts Metabee feeling hyperactive and ready like he was just getting ready for his next big robattle. Grabbing Brass' hand he begins to high tail it after Koji towards the park once again dragging Brass closely behind as he cheers enthusiastically.
"Metabee!! We've got to keep quiet and keep a low profile or else their going to spot us!" shouts Brass getting aggitated about being dragged along the ground.
"Sheesh since when did you turn into Erika? We've gotta hurry or were gonna miss out all the action!"
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*Sigh* "I wonder where Metabee is? I haven't seen him since this morning" sighs Ikki wondering outloud where his partner was.
"Yeah I'm beginning to worry about Brass too. The last time I saw her was before I was about strangle her and Metabee for ruining things...EPP!" whispers Erika before covering her mouth.
"Knowing him, he's probably getting himself into trouble again. Why is it Metabee always wonders off without me?! I am his metafighter after all" frowns Ikki looking annoyed and deep in thought.
"Oh I wouldn't worry about him. He probably ran into the screws or maybe Rokusho again and tried to get him into robattling. Nothing that he can't handle" answers Erika nervously sweatdropping.
"Well he better return soon before I really start to worry about him. Maybe I should give Karen a call?"
"Karen? What is it you see in that ditz anyway? It's obvious to me that she isn't interested in you anyway! She's rich and she has boys left and right falling for her, including Koji. Now come on and help me think of a report that the entire school wants to read about!"
"How about something on the Phantom Renegade?" questions Henry butting in.
"Huh? Sorry Henry but the Phantom is old news. I haven't seen a single article of him in any newspaper and it looks like no one is none the wiser of learning about his secret identity" answers Erika flatly.
"Well, it was worth a shot" grumbles Henry walking away sulking.
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*Click* Picture of Koji and Karen meeting at the park.
*Click* Picture of them both holding hands and snuggling up.
*Click, click, CLICK* Several pictures of Koji and Karen kissing.
*Click Click* Pictures of Karen and Koji...."Whooo better not, Ikki will hit rock bottom if he saw THAT plastered all over the school paper!" chuckles Metabee seeing the disgarding of clothes coming from the two love birds.
Throughout the entire 20 minutes of their arrival the only one affected by such a sight was Brass. She could feel her circuits light up and fizzle uncontrolably just by watching both Koji and Karen getting slowly more 'intimate'. So this is what humans did when they want to express their feelings to one another? This is what her Erika wanted to do with Ikki?! As appauling as it was for her to look Brass couldn't keep her optics from the entire scene unfolding. If it was possible Brass' breathing had quickly risen.
"Yo Brass come on! We've got the evidence we needed" whispers Metabee ready to leave.
"What....are they doing?" she answers quickly pointing.
"Them? I'd say something more than tonsil hockey or twister" he answers chuckling acting remarkably calm.
"I wonder what it's like for medabots..."
"Huh? What you say?"
"Uhh nothing Metabee, come on let's get back to Miss Erika and Ikki"
"Right!" *click* Metabee gets one more picture of Koji and Karen getting down in the dirty before running off chuckling evilly.
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"Argh I can't stand it anymore! Where is Metabee?! It's almost 9 and he's still not turned up! I'm going to look for him!" shouts Ikki looking angry.
Just as Ikki begins to walk out the door, two figures run right through it and into him in one huge mass of human and medaparts. It was none other than Brass and Metabee. Brass appeared to be fine, Ikki's medabot however looked like his emerald eyes were glazed over, with his arms and legs twitching nervously. In seconds Metabee was back to his feet and he was fuming with steam literally rising from his head.
"Gck, gck, gck! Watch where your going pall!! Or get ready for a metabee boppin!" he shouts angrily waving his arms around like a lunatic, obviously another one of his temper tantrums.
"Metabee! Where have you been?!" shouts Ikki frowning.
"Yeah Brass where have you both been?" growls Erika right behind Ikki looking equally as angry.
"Miss Erika! We've got you another big headline!"
"You have? Great! Tell me all about it and don't spare the details" cries Erika with stars of fame in her eyes.
"Err....here I think it's best that we show you" mumbles Brass handing her a few of the selected photographs.
(The others Metabee took for himself and burned just in case Erika asked if they had anymore, trust me he knows the girl too well)
"Well let's have a look....*gasp*...Brass, your kidding me! This is...."
"What is it Erika?" questions Ikki moving closer only for his eyes to go wide and go into mid shock.
"It's....it's Koji and Karen....and their kissing?!"
Author's note: Chuckles evilly. Why did I do this? Only Metabee knows the answer to this plan since he came up with it. *Everyone turns to Metabee glaring* "What? What are you staring at? What I'd do?"
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Signed Noble....