The Legend of
RANDOMNESS Sage006: Hi, welcome to my first fic! (^______^)

Sage006: We need a disclaimer! Who's it gonna be? Epona, do the disclaimer.

Epona: Neigh, neigh neigh neigh, neigh. (Translated: Sage006 does not own The Legend of Zelda. So there.)

(A/N: Jake, TPfTBotCB will be helping me with this occasionally, and there will be a lot of...*drumroll* MANIACAL LAUGHTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Chapter 1: And so it begins...

Jake: Hi Sage006

Sage006: Um hi. Who are you?

Jake: Um, The Programmer from The Bottom of the cereal Box.

Sage006: You can't be serious (-_-")

Sage006: (_) This is my Transportthingsfromhyruletohere-o-matic8,000,000! MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! *reverts to normal* But it hasn't been tested yet...Oh well! *aims targeting sight at a familiar guy in green...* ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Meanwhile, in a small cave near Lake Hylia...

???: (\_/) I will reincarnate a block of cheese, while spinning on my head, and spitting into a pot! Then I might actually do something INTELLIGENT!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Deku Scrub: *steals the cheese* (^O^)

???2: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS GANONDORF!

Ganondorf: So, the Hero of Time is going to try to stop me...

6 Sages & Zelda: *appear*

All but Ganondorf: Give up! *get hit by strange beam, and are transported...*

Rauru: Where are we?

Sage006: Welcome to my mind! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Sage006: Cliffhangers are good...

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