Yaoi Camp
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness and snuggling in the woods
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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A girl with long cream colored hair and blue eyes: Welcome! I'm your councilor, Usagi Youkai, but you can call me Usagi. We're going to Yaoi Camp!
Boys: *Practically sleeping standing up*
Usagi: Wake up!
Boys: *Snap up to attention*
Duke: *Yawns and leans against Tristan* Why are we up so early?
Tristan: *wraps arms around him and rests his head on Duke's*
Ash: *Sleeping on Gary's shoulder*
Gary: *Pokes his boyfriend* Sato, get up
Ash: *Groans but wakes up*
Matt: *Sleeping while leaning on guitar case*
Tai: *Rubbing his back*
Davis: *Hugging Ken*
Ken: *Hugging back to stay awake*
Yusuke: *Asleep in Kuwabara's arms* (And if you've seen the beginning of the Dark Tournament you know how heavily he sleeps)
Kuwa: It's 5 o'clock! We should be getting at least 3 more hours of sleep
Usagi: Well you can't. If you wanna ditch the rabid yaoi haters we have to get going
Awake boys: *Shiver*
Usagi: Ok's let's get going *points to a shuttle bus*
Semes: *Carry the ukes bridal style on to the bus*
Duke: Tris, put me down!
Tristan: No way *gets on bus*
Ash: *Snuggles into Gary's arms* ^_^
Gary: *Jumps on bus*
Kuwa: *Carries sleeping Yusuke on the bus*
Ken: Dai, you don't have to carry me! I can walk!
Davis: *Goofy grin* I don't want you to walk. I wanna carry you *runs onto the bus*
Tai: *Carrying a drowsy Matt on the bus*
Usagi: *Hops into driver's seat* OK! Lets roll!
Tai: You're too young to drive
Kuwa: Yeah you're only 15
Duke: Do you even know how to drive?
Usagi: I've see my dad do it all the time *starts engine*
Ash: *Looks at Duke* You think we'll make it in one piece?
Duke: *Shakes head sadly* No
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*8 people watch as the bus pulls way*
Misty: Damn it, they left earlier than planed!
Sora: Oh my poor Tai. Going to that-that-fag camp ;_;
Jun: (Daisuke's sister) And poor Matt was taken too ;_;
Keiko: We must stay strong. We can't think of what... Oh god, Yusuke! Why! *Starts baling*
Yolei: They took my poor Ken, stupid Davis ;_;
(These are Duke's 3 Cheerleaders, who I shall dub names to)
Sandy: (the blonde) Oh Duke!
Daisy: (The brunet) Why did you leave us?
Melody: (The chubby one) For that slutty biker!
*All 3 cry together*
Misty: And how could Ash leave me for him own rival? ;_;
*A teenaged girl steps into view with one yellow eye and one orange eye and long pale red hair*
Girl: You girls would like your men back, right?
Sora: Who are you?
Girl: It makes no difference, but what does make a difference is that I can help you
Girls: *huddle so the new person can't hear them*
Jun: You think she can help snap what ever the boys are in out of?
Yolei: I don't know, but I do want MY Ken back
Misty: Yes, I want Ash to get out of what ever faze that he's going through, what ever it takes...
*The girls one by one agreed, unknowing that the stranger could hear every word and she smirked, but erased all emotion when the girls turn back to her*
Misty: So you can help us get our men back?
Girl: Yes
Jun: How?
Girl: *smiles 'pleasantly'* Have you noticed that they all listen to that girl?
Girls: *Nod*
Girl: We just need to get rid of the ring leader... Usagi Youkai...
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Davis: *Whiny like* I gotta go!
Ken: I told you to go before we left
Davis: *Still whiny* I didn't have to go then, but I do now!
Usagi: We just need to pick up one more person, one more minute
Davis: Ok...
*Usagi nearly hits a dog while parking... badly*
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A girl with almost black, brown hair and turquoise eyes: *Looks up when there is knocking at her door* Coming! *Goes to open door*
Usagi: Hieiandkuramalover! (HKL)
HKL: Usagi! Finally you came!
Usagi: Yep, but can Davis use your bathroom
Davis: *Doing the pee-pee dance*
HKL: Uh... sure
Davis: *Bolts for the bathroom*
Usagi: Well, are you ready for a week in the woods with cute yaoi-ness!
HKL: Am I!? *Grabs backpack* lets go!
*We hear a flush*
Davis: *Walks out smiling and satisfied* let's go!
Usagi: Does anyone have to go before we leave?
Boys: *Shake their heads no*
Usagi: Anyone at all?
Boys: *confirm with a head shake*
Usagi: OK! *Hops in driver's seat and starts bus*
HKL: I didn't know she could drive
Tristan: She can't
HKL: O_O Oh...
*5 minutes later*
Ash: A gotta use the bathroom!
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Usagi: First chapter, and there is already some plot. My Wabbit senses are tingling. Please review and I'll continue.
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness and snuggling in the woods
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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A girl with long cream colored hair and blue eyes: Welcome! I'm your councilor, Usagi Youkai, but you can call me Usagi. We're going to Yaoi Camp!
Boys: *Practically sleeping standing up*
Usagi: Wake up!
Boys: *Snap up to attention*
Duke: *Yawns and leans against Tristan* Why are we up so early?
Tristan: *wraps arms around him and rests his head on Duke's*
Ash: *Sleeping on Gary's shoulder*
Gary: *Pokes his boyfriend* Sato, get up
Ash: *Groans but wakes up*
Matt: *Sleeping while leaning on guitar case*
Tai: *Rubbing his back*
Davis: *Hugging Ken*
Ken: *Hugging back to stay awake*
Yusuke: *Asleep in Kuwabara's arms* (And if you've seen the beginning of the Dark Tournament you know how heavily he sleeps)
Kuwa: It's 5 o'clock! We should be getting at least 3 more hours of sleep
Usagi: Well you can't. If you wanna ditch the rabid yaoi haters we have to get going
Awake boys: *Shiver*
Usagi: Ok's let's get going *points to a shuttle bus*
Semes: *Carry the ukes bridal style on to the bus*
Duke: Tris, put me down!
Tristan: No way *gets on bus*
Ash: *Snuggles into Gary's arms* ^_^
Gary: *Jumps on bus*
Kuwa: *Carries sleeping Yusuke on the bus*
Ken: Dai, you don't have to carry me! I can walk!
Davis: *Goofy grin* I don't want you to walk. I wanna carry you *runs onto the bus*
Tai: *Carrying a drowsy Matt on the bus*
Usagi: *Hops into driver's seat* OK! Lets roll!
Tai: You're too young to drive
Kuwa: Yeah you're only 15
Duke: Do you even know how to drive?
Usagi: I've see my dad do it all the time *starts engine*
Ash: *Looks at Duke* You think we'll make it in one piece?
Duke: *Shakes head sadly* No
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*8 people watch as the bus pulls way*
Misty: Damn it, they left earlier than planed!
Sora: Oh my poor Tai. Going to that-that-fag camp ;_;
Jun: (Daisuke's sister) And poor Matt was taken too ;_;
Keiko: We must stay strong. We can't think of what... Oh god, Yusuke! Why! *Starts baling*
Yolei: They took my poor Ken, stupid Davis ;_;
(These are Duke's 3 Cheerleaders, who I shall dub names to)
Sandy: (the blonde) Oh Duke!
Daisy: (The brunet) Why did you leave us?
Melody: (The chubby one) For that slutty biker!
*All 3 cry together*
Misty: And how could Ash leave me for him own rival? ;_;
*A teenaged girl steps into view with one yellow eye and one orange eye and long pale red hair*
Girl: You girls would like your men back, right?
Sora: Who are you?
Girl: It makes no difference, but what does make a difference is that I can help you
Girls: *huddle so the new person can't hear them*
Jun: You think she can help snap what ever the boys are in out of?
Yolei: I don't know, but I do want MY Ken back
Misty: Yes, I want Ash to get out of what ever faze that he's going through, what ever it takes...
*The girls one by one agreed, unknowing that the stranger could hear every word and she smirked, but erased all emotion when the girls turn back to her*
Misty: So you can help us get our men back?
Girl: Yes
Jun: How?
Girl: *smiles 'pleasantly'* Have you noticed that they all listen to that girl?
Girls: *Nod*
Girl: We just need to get rid of the ring leader... Usagi Youkai...
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Davis: *Whiny like* I gotta go!
Ken: I told you to go before we left
Davis: *Still whiny* I didn't have to go then, but I do now!
Usagi: We just need to pick up one more person, one more minute
Davis: Ok...
*Usagi nearly hits a dog while parking... badly*
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A girl with almost black, brown hair and turquoise eyes: *Looks up when there is knocking at her door* Coming! *Goes to open door*
Usagi: Hieiandkuramalover! (HKL)
HKL: Usagi! Finally you came!
Usagi: Yep, but can Davis use your bathroom
Davis: *Doing the pee-pee dance*
HKL: Uh... sure
Davis: *Bolts for the bathroom*
Usagi: Well, are you ready for a week in the woods with cute yaoi-ness!
HKL: Am I!? *Grabs backpack* lets go!
*We hear a flush*
Davis: *Walks out smiling and satisfied* let's go!
Usagi: Does anyone have to go before we leave?
Boys: *Shake their heads no*
Usagi: Anyone at all?
Boys: *confirm with a head shake*
Usagi: OK! *Hops in driver's seat and starts bus*
HKL: I didn't know she could drive
Tristan: She can't
HKL: O_O Oh...
*5 minutes later*
Ash: A gotta use the bathroom!
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Usagi: First chapter, and there is already some plot. My Wabbit senses are tingling. Please review and I'll continue.