Yaoi Camp
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness and snuggling in the woods
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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*2 hours later they are on the road again after they were all forced to go to the bathroom*
Tristan: I'm hungry
Tai: Me too
Davis: *Stomach growls* we haven't had Breakfast yet
Ash: *lying on bus seat, head on Gary's lap* same here
HKL: *tummy rumbles* Food...
Usagi: Um... Ok, what do we want?
Kuwa: Subway! (I LOVE subway)
Usagi: Subway it is! *Pulls into parking lot, hitting 2 cars and a fire hydrant. She looks at the cars position and smiles in satisfaction* Perfect
All: *Anime fall
Yusuke: *Now awake* I'd hate to see your definition of lousy
Usagi: *Ignores him and they get off the bus. She pulls out a clipboard out of nowhere and looks at it* Ok, everyone have their buddy?
Boys: Yes *each hold their boyfriend's hand*
HKL: (Assistant Councilor) Good now we got to keep a low profile everyone. You know how homophobes are. Just try not to make out and maybe we won't send anyone to the hospital this time *Side glares at Usagi*
Usagi: Hey, that guy was asking for it! He called Davis and Ken dirty fags! And they only kissed once! That jerk ruined the moment!
HKL: Riiight, well, let's go get some food!
Boys: Here, here!
*They all went in and ordered, also finding a table big enough for all of them to sit at*
Usagi: *Eating salad sandwich* Ok so when we get to camp what should we do tomorrow? We'll be too busy unpacking tonight
Matt: How about swimming?
Tai: Yeah, water games are fun... *gives Matt a knowing look and a sly grin*
Matt: *Blushes and takes a sip of his soda*
Ash: a hike is good this time of year
Duke: We could rent movies for a night
Tristan: There's also the classic bonfire, dice-boy *Pokes him in the side*
Duke: *Giggles a bit*
HKL: And ghost stories, we must have ghost stories
Ken: Or maybe a picnic
Yusuke: Or we could just stay in bed
Boys: *Murmur in agreement*
Usagi: Riiight but we can do other things. Let the demons in on it won't you. We don't wanna be hearing you all night either
HKL: Yeah, especially when the bed springs screech *glares at Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Yusuke: *Sipping drink and looking anywhere but the neko youkai's eyes*
Kuwabara: *blushing* that was his fault *points as Yusuke*
Yusuke: Hey, don't go blaming this on me; it was your fault too
Usagi: Don't worry, we got futons, we won't have bed springs
Boys: *Smile*
Usagi: But that doesn't mean that you're going to go at it like little doggies...
Boys: *Pout*
Usagi: ^_^ unless I have a camera
All: *Anime fall with feet twitch*
HKL: You lil pervert
Usagi: ^_^; sowwy
~~~//(((^ Fishy!~~~
Homophobe girls: *They were following the trail and came to a Subway (The food place!)*
Misty: Do you think they're here?
Girl: I'm positive
Keiko: How do you know they stopped HERE?
Girl: *Points to a bus that is parked over another car, one crashed car and a fire hydrant that is raining on the area* that is Usagi work
Girls: *Sweat drop*
*the girls sneak up to the window and look in, immediately seeing the group*
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Tristan: Hey Duke, you got some ketchup on your face
Duke: *Blinks* where?
Tristan: On the side of your lip
Duke: *Licks lips trying to get it*
Tristan: Nope still there
Duke: *wipes mouth* how bout now?
Tristan: *Grins* No...
Duke: Well could you get it for me?
Tristan: Yeah *Kisses the side of his mouth and turns it into a long passion filled kiss*
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*The girls out side*
Duke's Cheerleaders: *faint and twitch, twitch*
Other girls: *Look away* Ewww... that's sick!
New girl: *Pales and shuts eyes, waiting for it to be over*
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Usagi: *Drooling*
HKL: Awww... cuuUUuute!
Boys: *nose bleed*
*Duke and Tristan break apart, Tristan smiling, Duke a little surprised, both breathless*
Tristan: Bathroom?
Duke: *nods* Bathroom
*Both run to the men's bathroom. Usagi and HKL giggle*
Usagi: Duke fell for that one
HKL: Yeah, that was too sweet
A homophobe asshole: Hey, why are you fags here
Yusuke: *glares* It's a free country
Usagi: *Growls*
HKL: *Puts a hand on Usagi's shoulder* Down girl...
One of the asshole's friends: For Americans only
Usagi: *Stands up* are you doubting my pride to be an American child!
HKL: Usagi... *Pulls on her arm*
Usagi: *Snarling like a dog at the jerks*
HKL: A little help here
Yusuke: Come on bunny girl, let's go *picks up Usagi and swings her over his shoulder and carries her out the door*
Usagi: *Whiney* Yuuuuusukeeee come on! I wanna scratch his eyes out! I'm not a bag of rabbit food ya know!
*The rest of the group gathers up the rest of their food and glare at the jerks before leaving*
HKL: All we're missing is Tristan and Duke... Tai!
Tai: Huh?
HKL: *Pushes him back into the restaurant* you need to get the couple in the bathroom
Tai: *Blush and sweat drop* M-me?
HKL: O' course, I'M not going in the men's bathroom
Tai: Can't Matt come in too?
HKL: If I let him go you'll never come out
Tai: *blush* Right... I got it *Walks in and 1 minute later Tai drags Tristan and Duke out*
HKL: K, Let's get out of here before Usagi breaks out and kills the homophobes
Boys: *nod*
*So after having to tie up Usagi before driving a few miles more towards they're destination the bunny girl soon calmed down and Davis untied her*
Usagi: *Rubs wrists where ropes cut in a little* Thanks guys, I guess I lost my head there. But those homophobes really tick my off.
Matt: At least we stopped you before you could do something you regretted
Usagi: Thanks, I guess... But it's just so unbelievable how people can't understand that different is good and that yaoi is wonderful!
HKL: *Pats her on the shoulder* Yeah, but that's how people are. *Decides to cheer her up* besides we go 1 whole week with out homophobes and 1 full week with yaoi couples!
Usagi: *Smiles* you're right! *Points to the sky triumphantly* Lets get to Yaoi Camp!
*Gary and Ash were driving. Ash was sitting his Gary's lap steering and Gary was controlling the gas and break, arms wrapped around his boy friend*
Usagi: Ok, My turn to drive! I'm the only one that knows where camp is!
All: *Groan*
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Usagi: I forgot to mention that this is in America, because I really don't really know what it's like in Japan and it's easier to pick on jerks/discriminators in the US. And another note is that everyone is at least in high school for this fic, because I know that only Duke and Tristan are in high school for sure. Well review and we can get on to camp!
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness and snuggling in the woods
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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*2 hours later they are on the road again after they were all forced to go to the bathroom*
Tristan: I'm hungry
Tai: Me too
Davis: *Stomach growls* we haven't had Breakfast yet
Ash: *lying on bus seat, head on Gary's lap* same here
HKL: *tummy rumbles* Food...
Usagi: Um... Ok, what do we want?
Kuwa: Subway! (I LOVE subway)
Usagi: Subway it is! *Pulls into parking lot, hitting 2 cars and a fire hydrant. She looks at the cars position and smiles in satisfaction* Perfect
All: *Anime fall
Yusuke: *Now awake* I'd hate to see your definition of lousy
Usagi: *Ignores him and they get off the bus. She pulls out a clipboard out of nowhere and looks at it* Ok, everyone have their buddy?
Boys: Yes *each hold their boyfriend's hand*
HKL: (Assistant Councilor) Good now we got to keep a low profile everyone. You know how homophobes are. Just try not to make out and maybe we won't send anyone to the hospital this time *Side glares at Usagi*
Usagi: Hey, that guy was asking for it! He called Davis and Ken dirty fags! And they only kissed once! That jerk ruined the moment!
HKL: Riiight, well, let's go get some food!
Boys: Here, here!
*They all went in and ordered, also finding a table big enough for all of them to sit at*
Usagi: *Eating salad sandwich* Ok so when we get to camp what should we do tomorrow? We'll be too busy unpacking tonight
Matt: How about swimming?
Tai: Yeah, water games are fun... *gives Matt a knowing look and a sly grin*
Matt: *Blushes and takes a sip of his soda*
Ash: a hike is good this time of year
Duke: We could rent movies for a night
Tristan: There's also the classic bonfire, dice-boy *Pokes him in the side*
Duke: *Giggles a bit*
HKL: And ghost stories, we must have ghost stories
Ken: Or maybe a picnic
Yusuke: Or we could just stay in bed
Boys: *Murmur in agreement*
Usagi: Riiight but we can do other things. Let the demons in on it won't you. We don't wanna be hearing you all night either
HKL: Yeah, especially when the bed springs screech *glares at Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Yusuke: *Sipping drink and looking anywhere but the neko youkai's eyes*
Kuwabara: *blushing* that was his fault *points as Yusuke*
Yusuke: Hey, don't go blaming this on me; it was your fault too
Usagi: Don't worry, we got futons, we won't have bed springs
Boys: *Smile*
Usagi: But that doesn't mean that you're going to go at it like little doggies...
Boys: *Pout*
Usagi: ^_^ unless I have a camera
All: *Anime fall with feet twitch*
HKL: You lil pervert
Usagi: ^_^; sowwy
~~~//(((^ Fishy!~~~
Homophobe girls: *They were following the trail and came to a Subway (The food place!)*
Misty: Do you think they're here?
Girl: I'm positive
Keiko: How do you know they stopped HERE?
Girl: *Points to a bus that is parked over another car, one crashed car and a fire hydrant that is raining on the area* that is Usagi work
Girls: *Sweat drop*
*the girls sneak up to the window and look in, immediately seeing the group*
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Tristan: Hey Duke, you got some ketchup on your face
Duke: *Blinks* where?
Tristan: On the side of your lip
Duke: *Licks lips trying to get it*
Tristan: Nope still there
Duke: *wipes mouth* how bout now?
Tristan: *Grins* No...
Duke: Well could you get it for me?
Tristan: Yeah *Kisses the side of his mouth and turns it into a long passion filled kiss*
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*The girls out side*
Duke's Cheerleaders: *faint and twitch, twitch*
Other girls: *Look away* Ewww... that's sick!
New girl: *Pales and shuts eyes, waiting for it to be over*
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Usagi: *Drooling*
HKL: Awww... cuuUUuute!
Boys: *nose bleed*
*Duke and Tristan break apart, Tristan smiling, Duke a little surprised, both breathless*
Tristan: Bathroom?
Duke: *nods* Bathroom
*Both run to the men's bathroom. Usagi and HKL giggle*
Usagi: Duke fell for that one
HKL: Yeah, that was too sweet
A homophobe asshole: Hey, why are you fags here
Yusuke: *glares* It's a free country
Usagi: *Growls*
HKL: *Puts a hand on Usagi's shoulder* Down girl...
One of the asshole's friends: For Americans only
Usagi: *Stands up* are you doubting my pride to be an American child!
HKL: Usagi... *Pulls on her arm*
Usagi: *Snarling like a dog at the jerks*
HKL: A little help here
Yusuke: Come on bunny girl, let's go *picks up Usagi and swings her over his shoulder and carries her out the door*
Usagi: *Whiney* Yuuuuusukeeee come on! I wanna scratch his eyes out! I'm not a bag of rabbit food ya know!
*The rest of the group gathers up the rest of their food and glare at the jerks before leaving*
HKL: All we're missing is Tristan and Duke... Tai!
Tai: Huh?
HKL: *Pushes him back into the restaurant* you need to get the couple in the bathroom
Tai: *Blush and sweat drop* M-me?
HKL: O' course, I'M not going in the men's bathroom
Tai: Can't Matt come in too?
HKL: If I let him go you'll never come out
Tai: *blush* Right... I got it *Walks in and 1 minute later Tai drags Tristan and Duke out*
HKL: K, Let's get out of here before Usagi breaks out and kills the homophobes
Boys: *nod*
*So after having to tie up Usagi before driving a few miles more towards they're destination the bunny girl soon calmed down and Davis untied her*
Usagi: *Rubs wrists where ropes cut in a little* Thanks guys, I guess I lost my head there. But those homophobes really tick my off.
Matt: At least we stopped you before you could do something you regretted
Usagi: Thanks, I guess... But it's just so unbelievable how people can't understand that different is good and that yaoi is wonderful!
HKL: *Pats her on the shoulder* Yeah, but that's how people are. *Decides to cheer her up* besides we go 1 whole week with out homophobes and 1 full week with yaoi couples!
Usagi: *Smiles* you're right! *Points to the sky triumphantly* Lets get to Yaoi Camp!
*Gary and Ash were driving. Ash was sitting his Gary's lap steering and Gary was controlling the gas and break, arms wrapped around his boy friend*
Usagi: Ok, My turn to drive! I'm the only one that knows where camp is!
All: *Groan*
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Usagi: I forgot to mention that this is in America, because I really don't really know what it's like in Japan and it's easier to pick on jerks/discriminators in the US. And another note is that everyone is at least in high school for this fic, because I know that only Duke and Tristan are in high school for sure. Well review and we can get on to camp!