Eriol's action Movie
"Ok Hiiragizawa! Say the line again! We don't have time on babbling here, its just simple, "Die Sucker!", the director says for the umpteenth time.
"Ok! I guess I got it!" he draws out his .45 and points it at his enemy and said, "Dead sucker!"
"CUT. What was that? I thought I told you to say Die sucker? Damn! How many time do I have to tell you that?"
"Sorry sir...let me try again! I think I got it now.."
"Ok. But you better get this right Hiiragizawa or you will never have any damn movie crap ok!? On the count...ONE, TWO, THREE, ACTION!"
Eriol quickly does the thing and pointed his .45 at the enemy, "Die sucka!"
"CUT!!! What was that again?"
"Die sucka?"
"I thought I already told you to say Die sucker! How many time did I told you that!?"
"Well that was my British accent, and I thought that 'sucka' was the same as that 'sucker' thing."
"God!" , the director is fighting the urge to throw a fist at him, "We are working on this for 2 hours and you still don't get it do you!? First you said Day sucker, then you said Dead suck, then it turned to dead sucker now you want it say die sucka!? Jesus! What film are we going to show the crowd if you act like that!?"
"Hey! I was the one wrote the script anyway?" Eriol said crossing his arms.
"But all you have written on this damn script is looney! Look at this, First Scene: Desert, Eriol runs through the whole desert and reaches the White House in order to tell Bush that you have found Bin Laden swimming in a pond!? What sense does that make?"
"Oh that was just an event where I was trying to imagine there was a pond there. You know, kind of like an epic move where I became a hero and I discovered there was water at that desert after all." he winks.
"To hell with that. Listen I am starting to loose my patience here and if I were you, I will tell my line right, right now so we could finish now. You understand? Die sucker ok!?"
"Y-yeah, I got it now."
"On the count, ONE, TWO, THREE, ACTION!"
With a swift of light Eriol got his .45 and point it at his enemies head.
"Damn Sucker!"
"Oh S@!%! Give me that .45!"
"S-sir!? What are you going to do with it?" Eriol asked getting thoroughly nervous at how the director looks at him.
"You don't understand a word I say do you!? I will show you how...stand there and act like the enemy." Eriol did what he was told.
"Ok, I am in front of you now."
"Here is how to do it ok!? I'll point the .45 to you and I will say 'die sucker'," the director points the .45 when Eriol snapped back at him.
"Hey wait! Isn't that supposed to be dangerous sir?"
"What?"
"You pointing a gun at me? I mean what if it does have ammunition?"
"Idiot! Do you think that I will put a bullet here and put the life of the cast in danger?"
"No...phew."
"Ok..here it goes...Die SUCKER!" ...BANG!!!! "What? What the?"
"Told you it has a bullet.....ugh...I....I am dying....."
"Oh....I guess it has a bullet."
END..
So I guess that's how Eriol ended up being in a serious role....hehehehe....
"Ok Hiiragizawa! Say the line again! We don't have time on babbling here, its just simple, "Die Sucker!", the director says for the umpteenth time.
"Ok! I guess I got it!" he draws out his .45 and points it at his enemy and said, "Dead sucker!"
"CUT. What was that? I thought I told you to say Die sucker? Damn! How many time do I have to tell you that?"
"Sorry sir...let me try again! I think I got it now.."
"Ok. But you better get this right Hiiragizawa or you will never have any damn movie crap ok!? On the count...ONE, TWO, THREE, ACTION!"
Eriol quickly does the thing and pointed his .45 at the enemy, "Die sucka!"
"CUT!!! What was that again?"
"Die sucka?"
"I thought I already told you to say Die sucker! How many time did I told you that!?"
"Well that was my British accent, and I thought that 'sucka' was the same as that 'sucker' thing."
"God!" , the director is fighting the urge to throw a fist at him, "We are working on this for 2 hours and you still don't get it do you!? First you said Day sucker, then you said Dead suck, then it turned to dead sucker now you want it say die sucka!? Jesus! What film are we going to show the crowd if you act like that!?"
"Hey! I was the one wrote the script anyway?" Eriol said crossing his arms.
"But all you have written on this damn script is looney! Look at this, First Scene: Desert, Eriol runs through the whole desert and reaches the White House in order to tell Bush that you have found Bin Laden swimming in a pond!? What sense does that make?"
"Oh that was just an event where I was trying to imagine there was a pond there. You know, kind of like an epic move where I became a hero and I discovered there was water at that desert after all." he winks.
"To hell with that. Listen I am starting to loose my patience here and if I were you, I will tell my line right, right now so we could finish now. You understand? Die sucker ok!?"
"Y-yeah, I got it now."
"On the count, ONE, TWO, THREE, ACTION!"
With a swift of light Eriol got his .45 and point it at his enemies head.
"Damn Sucker!"
"Oh S@!%! Give me that .45!"
"S-sir!? What are you going to do with it?" Eriol asked getting thoroughly nervous at how the director looks at him.
"You don't understand a word I say do you!? I will show you how...stand there and act like the enemy." Eriol did what he was told.
"Ok, I am in front of you now."
"Here is how to do it ok!? I'll point the .45 to you and I will say 'die sucker'," the director points the .45 when Eriol snapped back at him.
"Hey wait! Isn't that supposed to be dangerous sir?"
"What?"
"You pointing a gun at me? I mean what if it does have ammunition?"
"Idiot! Do you think that I will put a bullet here and put the life of the cast in danger?"
"No...phew."
"Ok..here it goes...Die SUCKER!" ...BANG!!!! "What? What the?"
"Told you it has a bullet.....ugh...I....I am dying....."
"Oh....I guess it has a bullet."
END..
So I guess that's how Eriol ended up being in a serious role....hehehehe....