Yaoi Camp

I do not own anyone but myself

Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness and snuggling in the woods

Pairings:

~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan

~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary

~ Yusuke x Kuwabara

~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt

~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken

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*By about 5:30 they make it to a big empty paved parking lot in the middle of the woods. Why are they so late you ask? Well... Usagi got them lost 3 times -_-;*

Usagi: We're here! *Pulls into a space, managing to hit 3 trees, and a squirrel*

Boys: @_@ *some anime fallen*

Davis: *Clinging to Ken, who is clinging to him* Only Usagi can knock down trees with a bus... IN A FRIGGEN PARKING LOT!!!

Usagi: Good thing I have Driver's ed next year

All: *Anime fall*

Duke: *Really scary face and like 3 times bigger now* We needed you to know that this morning!!!!

Usagi: *Is suddenly chibi sized and has big watery chibi eyes* I'm sowwy... *Water fall tears*

HKL: Duke, that wasn't nice! *Picks up chibi Usagi* you scared her

Chibi Usagi: *Still water fall tears down her face*

Tristan: *Wraps arm around Duke's shoulders* Relax babe, go easy on her. She was the only one to get us here without your cheerleaders following

Duke: *Guilty now* You're right *looks to chibi Usagi* I'm sorry

*Chibi Usagi grins and hops from HKL to Duke, turning regular sized again and successfully knocking the bishonen over, glomping him to show her thanks him for forgiving her*

Duke: Get her off!

*They all get off the bus and see they are surrounded by thick trees that you can't see 5 yards into them*

Matt: WHERE exactly is camp?

Usagi: *puts finger to her lips, shushing them* I don't want the bitches to find my spot. I saw them when Yusuke was carrying me out of Subway. So follow me swiftly and quickly *walks into the woods*

All: *Follow here closely and have the luggage*

*After a mile walk they come to a clearing in the trees, about a 1/2 football field clearing, with short cut grass. There was a huge 2-story log cabin in the middle with a long porch. There was a lake off to the side and a small cliff over hung the lake, where there was a rope hanging off a tree*

Usagi: *Big grin* welcome to my little sweet *looks at boys*

Boys: *Jaws practically hit the ground*

HKL: Well Come on!

Usagi: Yeah let's go! I'll race ya

HKL: You're on Fuzzy Cotton Tail

Usagi: All right Cat in the Hat, 1...

HKL: 2...

Both: 3! *And they bolt down the small hill they were on, going into the little valley, following the trail of stepping stones to the house*

*The boys slowly walk towards the house admiring the scenery. Usagi make it to the door before HKL*

Usagi: Ha! I won! *Starts dancing* Oh yeah! It's my birthday. Ou, ou, it's my birthday

HKL: Just because you're a rabbit demon

Usagi: Yep ^_^ *She unlocks door and they to girls go in*

*The boys aren't much later and they walk in. They end up in the living room and can see the 2nd story roof, making it feel spacious. The stairs are right next to the door, the rooms were over the kitchen, first floor bathroom, and den. The house is carpeted. The living room has 1 couch, 3 love seats and 2 arm chairs around a coffee table and a small TV and radio*

Boys: Wow...

Usagi: OK! *Has clip board* There is a room for each couple and I get the master bedroom

Davis: Why do you get the master bedroom?

Usagi: Because I'm a demon and this is my house, and the guest rooms are plenty big. *Yawns* Ok, we've had a long day, and we need our beauty sleep

All: *Nod and the Ukes run off to pick rooms while the Semes bring their luggage*

Usagi: *to HKL* Well, Let's go get our cat naps *goes to her room*

HKL: *Sarcastically* Hahaha, a cat joke, funny *Goes to her own room*

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*Ash and Gary enter their room, only seeing a queen sized futon on the floor, a large dresser, and a closet. Ask flops down on the bed with a grin*

Ash: Usagi was right, no bed springs

Gary: *tosses stuff on the floor and joins Ash, wrapping his arms around him* that doesn't mean 'you' won't make noise

Ash: *sticks out tongue playfully*

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Davis: *Jumping on futon* WEEEEE!!!

Ken: *Putting clothes away in the dresser* Davis, calm down

Davis: *Talking with each bounce* Why!? It's too, much, fun!

Ken: Because if you use up all that energy jumping up and down you won't have enough for me

*Davis, on his next jump, pounces his boyfriend, liking the other suggestion better*

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Matt: *lies out on his stomach on the bed and stretches* Oi, what a day

Tai: *sits down on the futon* you said it *turns to the blonde grinning evils* Do you want a massage Matt?

Matt: Do I?

Tai: *starts ticking his boyfriend*

Matt: *Is ticklish* Ahhh! Taichi! Hahaha s-stop it! *tries to fend off the tickling but you can't escape the tickle bug!*

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Yusuke: *Flops down on bed with Kuwabara* ha! A full week with out Keiko's nagging!

Kuwa: *hugs him* and a full week with each other

Yusuke: *yawns* yep

Kuwa: *grins* Awww... It lil Yusuke tired

Yusuke: *Whacks him with a pillow* I'm not little

Kuwa: Yes you are *pokes him in the side* ticklish too

Yusuke: Don't you dare...

*TICKLE BUG!!! Kuwabara tickles Yusuke mercilessly*

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*Duke and Tristan are all snuggled up on their bed under the covers*

Duke: *yawns* so what do you think is for tomorrow

Tristan: I don't know, but anything with you is fine by me

Duke: *smiles and kisses him* Love you

Tristan: Love you too *turns out bed side table light*

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Awww... I liked the ending. Well suggestions are welcome, so don't be afraid to review and I'll up date soon.