Yaoi Camp

I do not own anyone but myself

Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness, snuggling in the woods, and some perverted-ness ^_^;

Pairings:

~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan

~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary

~ Yusuke x Kuwabara

~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt

~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken

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A/N: Arg! It's really hard to write romance in play script! So the rest of the story will be in novel form

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Early next morning, the first official day of Yaoi Camp; Most of the couples were snuggles up with each other. Tristan was sleeping with Duke in his arms, Tai held Matt. Davis was sprawled out on the bed snoring, but Ken was used to this and was resting his head in his love's chest, Gary was snuggling with Ash like a big teddy bear, and Yusuke and Kuwabara were curled up together tight.

Usagi was already wake, the bunny demon only needing a little sleep when she wasn't tired. She stood in front of the guest rooms with a microphone and a big mischievous grin. She wore light brown shorts with a yellow t- shirt. The held up the microphone to her mouth and...

"Wakey wakey, eggs an' bacy!" she yelled and was satisfied when she heard multiple people falling out of bed. The boys rushed to the door and glared at her when they opened their doors. Most of them were dressed in JPs: Ken, Davis, Matt, Ash, Gary, and Duke. And some were shirtless: Tai, Tristan, and Kuwabara, but Yusuke only had a sheet around his hips.

"You don't wear anything to bed Yusuke?" Usagi asked with a grin and a little blush on her cheeks. Yusuke also blushed when all attention was turned to him.

"No" the spirit detective admitted. Usagi only grinned

"I guess it makes it easier for Kuwa to-Yipe!" she never got to finish that sentence, but everyone knew wheat she had been planning to say, she only had time to dodge a spirit gun fire.

"Shut up pervert!" Yusuke growled. Usagi did a smile/sweat drop ^_^;

"Breakfast is ready" she said and ran down stairs to help HKL finish the last minute things. The boys took this time to put on clothes for the day. The Semes, Ash, and Ken soon came out to eat, yet Duke, Matt and Yusuke were in the second floor bathroom... well, doing their morning routine

"Duke, gimme the hair gel" Yusuke said (he finally had clothes on) as he was looking in the big mirror in the bathroom that covered one wall over the sink and counter, which were now covered with hair care products an make up. Duke tossed the hair gel to the other black haired teen before going back to applying his eye liner.

"Matt I need the hair spray" Duke said after he was done with that

"In a minute" the blonde said as he was using it at the moment

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"How long does it take to do your hair?" asked HKL as she sneaked a piece of bacon from the mound. They were all waiting for the remaining ukes.

"A long time" Tristan replied in a sigh "First its make up, then hair, then look in the mirror for an hour" he took a drink of OJ

The other boys raised eye brows except Tai, whose uke did the same

"He wears make up?" asked Ash. Tristan sweat dropped

"Yes" he said and they all sweat dropped

"Matt does the same thing" Tai said "His hair takes forever"

"And Yusuke can take hours with his hair" Kuwabara agreed. Another 5 minutes went by before Kuwabara abruptly stood up "I'm hungry, Damn it!" and he stopped up the stairs to, drag his boy friend down if necessary. Tristan and Tai followed, also hungry and tiered of waiting. They soon came back down the stairs with their ukes slung over their shoulders

"Kazuuuumaaaa!" Yusuke whined as Kuwabara brang him down to the kitchen "Put me down!"

"Nuh-uh" the orange haired teen said

"Taichi, I can walk you know" Matt said in an aggravated tone

"I know, but you wouldn't walk down stairs, Yama'" Tai replied grinning

"Tris! I'm not done with my hair yet!" Duke said, his hair not in its usual headband or pony tail. He now knew how a sack of potatoes felt

"You can finish after breakfast" the brunet replied as they sat back in their chairs, not letting the make upped teens out of their laps, holding them ransom for making them wait for breakfast, but the ukes weren't complaining

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After breakfast (and yet another quarter hour of waiting for Duke, Yusuke and Matt you finish with their hair/make up) they all set up in the living room.

Usagi had set up a white erasable marker board leaning against the TV a blue maker in hand.

"Ok we should decide what we're going to do" she said

"Let's go swimming" Ash suggested and Usagi wrote it down

"Or that hike you suggested earlier" Gary said and hugged Ash to him

"And the campfire and make smores" said Tristan said and Usagi wrote those ideas down as well

"We should have campfires every night" HKL said and Usagi wrote that beside campfire

"Defiantly" the rabbit demon said

"We could have a game of soccer" Said Davis "I brought a ball"

"Oh, yeah" Usagi agreed "And I know of a nice field we could play in"

"We could have a picnic that day" said Ken and Usagi wrote it all down, doting the last 'i's and stood back

"Ok, Got it. Now anything else we can think of will go on the board" she said and moved the board so it was out of the way to the wall

"How bout we relax today and swim in the lake" said Kuwabara

"I'm all for that" agreed Yusuke and the others agreed also

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This chapter AND the swimming was too long so I made it into 2 chapters, but ya gotta review to get the fluff! And every couple will get their spot light ^_^