Yaoi Camp

I do not own anyone but myself

Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness, snuggling in the woods, and some perverted-ness ^_^;

Pairings:

~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan

~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary

~ Yusuke x Kuwabara

~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt

~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken

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"BONSAI!" Usagi shouted as she swung off the rope swing and landed in the water, wearing a purple bikini. She came up spitting water out like a fountain. "Come on in guys!" she shouted to the rest of them "The water's great!" Most of the guys jumped right in after her: Kuwa, Yusuke, Tristan, Davis, Tai, Gary and Ash; though Ken, Duke, and Matt were hesitant. HKL was setting up her spot for tanning wearing a black bikini.

"Come on Ken" shouted Davis as he came back out of the water to retrieve his boyfriend "The water is great"

"Dai, I can't just 'go in' it'll shock my system" the former digimon kaizer said in a matter-of-factly tone and Dai rolled his eyes

"System, shmystem, come in" the impatient brunet said and then proceeded to push his raven haired koi towards the water, Ken protesting about it all the way.

"Yeah Matt" Tai shouted from the water "you gotta come in"

"I think I'll tan with HKL" the musician said and lied down on his own towel, and began to apply sun block. Tai pouted a bit but decided to swim a bit any how. Tristan didn't even ask Duke before he was out of the water and watching his boyfriend with a mischievous smile. Duke's eyes widened and he quickly ran away Tris on his heals.

"Come on Duke, You're not pulling that tanning crap on me, you're coming in!" Tristan shouted as he chased

"Tristan, I JUST did my hair!" Duke shouted back

"And you spent all that money on water proof make up, now we're going to see if it's worth all that fuss!" Tristan yelled. He tackled Duke and then began to tickle him mercilessly. Duke laughed uncontrollably and was helpless to defend him self. Soon Tris was satisfied that Duke was too tired to take it any more and picked him up, walking over to the cliff, everyone knew what was coming, it was the inevitable, but Duke tried any how...

"Tristan Taylor don't you dare..." Duke threatened glaring at the brunet, but Tristan was a daring person. Tris jumped off the ledge and got them both soaked. Every one laughed as Duke started to chase Tristan for pulling a dirty trick, but it all ended when Tristan was caught and they made up with a kiss, or two, or three... well no one could count when Duke pulled Tris onto dry land and they hid in the woods.

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About a half hour later there was a small game of Marco-polo, yet Usagi, Tai, HKL, Matt and the two that ran into the woods were not playing. Matt was napping in the sun, and so was HKL, but Tai and Usagi were scheming something

Matt was too deep in sleep to hear two sets of foot steps coming nearer. Usagi had to keep from giggling as she grabbed both of the top two corners. Tai was grinning ear to ear as he grabbed the bottom two corners, they carefully lifted the blonde up and everyone watched in anticipation as they carefully walked over to the water, not the cliff but walked out into knee deep water.

Usagi finally couldn't take in anymore and giggled. Matt stirred as Tai 'sh'ed he, but the musician was already wake and immediately noticed 3 things: Tai and Usagi were grinning like idiots, His towel felt more like a hammock than, and in was quiet, too quiet.

"Taichi..." Matt said in an accusing tone glaring, suspecting what was going on, but didn't want to give Tai the satisfaction "I'm gonna strangle you..."

"1..." Tai said and looked to Usagi

"2..." she said and Matt's eyes widened

"Taich..."

"3!" and they both dropped the blonde in the water, and then ran for the hills before Matt could catch either of them. Usagi climbed a tree but unfortunately for Tai he couldn't climb as fast and had to run from the angry blonde.

This also had a happy ending, but only after Tai apologized almost 50 times and told him he was really sexy when wet. Matt also apologized for over reacting and went for a swim to join in the Marco-polo game

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"Ohhhh HKL..."

HKL blinked as she saw the familiar grinning face of a rabbit demon. The cat demon also saw the other boys (sept Duke and Tristan who were only God knows where ^_^) and they were each holding buckets of water... HKL's eyes widened and was frozen in fear.

"You're the only one who hasn't gotten wet..." Usagi said holding up her own bucket "And I know for a fact that we have to bring the water to a cat demon, so..." HKL didn't get a chance to get away and was soaked by 9 buckets of water

"USAGI!!!" she screamed and Usagi had to run for the hills as the cat demon chased her for about an hour and a half, threatening to use her cursed flames on the poor bunny demon.

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By lunch Duke and Tristan had returned from the forest, a little flushed, tired, and Duke had a sight limp in his walk. The others joked with Duke about that, making him blush, but didn't say anything serious or mean like most people would, just playing around. They had sandwiches and chips for lunch, but mean while...

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"Great, just... GREAT!" the mysterious red haired girl said to no one in particular as they were parked on the side of the road, looking for the Yaoi Camp bus "Figures Usagi would get lost before she got to here own camp" She sat in the roof of the car as Yolie, Misty, and Jun were working on the engine because they had broken down. Keiko and Duke's ex- cheerleaders were trying to flag down people, but so far no luck "Sometimes she's so stupid she's smart..." Finally after the 100th car went by the red head hopped off the car and over to the group flagging down people

"Thumbs do not work here girls" she said "Let a master handle things..." she walked up to the curb and put one hand on her hip and the others dragged up one jean leg. Soon one red car stopped and 2 hot guys smiled at her. The red head smiled in satisfaction, and went to ask them for help...

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There we go!