Yaoi Camp
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness, snuggling in the woods, and some perverted-ness ^_^;
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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"Ow! Watch it Gary! Not so hard!" Ash yelped
"Well that's what you get for not wearing your sun screen" Gary scolded softly as he continued to massage sunburn cream on Ash's back, going more gently this time. The black haired pokemon trainer was lying on the grass, a nice even red on his back and shoulders and some on him nose and cheeks. Gary was sitting on his lower back where there wasn't sunburn, rubbing the cream into his koi's burned skin. Least to say Ash was not happy.
It was dark out now and the only light was coming from the camp fire that the girls had made in the fire pit in the middle of the camp. The others were sitting on logs that had been placed around the fire, towels wrapped around them to dry off, warming up by the fire. Usagi and HKL were just coming out with dinner: hot dogs over the camp fire.
"Ok!" Usagi said suddenly after everyone was cooking their dinner "How about some ghost stories!?"
"G-ghosts?" Tristan asked as he paled
"Yeah!" The bunny demon said "Like white spirits that haunt you and psycho murders..." Tristan was wide eyed and little blue lines started on his face
"Your not scared... are you?" Duke teased and poked his boy friend in the shoulder. Tristan did a ^_^; and a fake grin
"O-O course not" he said and HKL grinned
"Good!" the cat demon said "Cause I got a story that will scare the pants off of you!" Tristan gulped and Usagi giggled
"I've heard tons of ghost stories" she said "I don't think anything could surprise me. Go ahead, let's see what you got" and she took a sip of a can of Coca cola.
"You got it" she said and cleared her throat. She leaned forward into the fire light, giving her a mysterious atmosphere. "This is a story of long ago. In a dense forest, much like the one we are now in. There is an ancient story of an ancient evil; one that does not sleep, one that needs no rest..." Everyone leaned in towards the fire because she was speaking so softly
"...She is seldom seen, except by the parents who run to their children while they scream for the witch not to take them! An ancient witch who lives alone and desolate from the rest of humanity; the evil one they call her, the one the wind is afraid to race, the one the wolves are afraid to chase, the one all the world is afraid to face..." she was down to a whisper and then she burst out suddenly:
"THE HORROR OF THE WORLDS EVERY WAKING MOMENT! THE NETHARIOUS WITCH, BABAYAGA!!!" she yelled making everyone jump back and there was a sudden loud clap of thunder and lightning streaked across the sky for added affect. The cat demon looked around the group to see Tristan, Kuwabara, Ash, Davis and Tai glomping their respective boyfriends. She was satisfied with their reactions and continued.
"In the shadow of night, she creeps out of her home. Silently she sneaks into the nearby village, or perhaps a few friends, or maybe some lovely couples camped out in the woods..." Everyone tensed at that and she lowered her voice again so everyone would lean in to listen closely
"She searches out the young blood. It's the younger one's youth and vitality she craves. And when all is silent....all is still...." She quickened the story slightly "You hear a rustle in the brush! It turns out to be a squirrel or a bird..." The story slowed mnagain "But what you don't realize...is that in the moment you were inspecting the noise...a mysterious shadow creeps up behind you..." Everyone shivered and got goose bumps "She carries a sack with her, with no holes for air....and slowly.....ever so carefully......" she waited for the dramatic pause
"SHE GRABS YOU UP IN THE BAG!!! You struggle, you scream for help!! But by the time those you are with come to your aid it is already..." she slowed down the story again a sinister grin on her face "Much...too...late. Your bed is empty, your life gone. Stolen why the evil witch...the most evil of evils......Babayaga!!!" She put on a pleasant smile "The end"
Most of the boys are shaking and Usagi is no where in site.
"Usagi?" HKL asked and looked around, but then saw a leave flitter down from the trees above. The cat demon looked up and grinned when she saw Usagi was hanging from a tree branch high above the small camp fire. "Usagi, I thought nothing could scare you!" she yelled up and Usagi scowled back at her friend
"ah shaddap!" she replied and started to climb back down the tree
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"Thanks boys" the red headed girl said as the boys who had helped fix their car drove off, each with a kiss of lip stick on they're cheeks. The girl scowled as they disappeared "Idiots..." she said and walked back to the car, which all the other girls were in
"We should find a hotel" Keiko suggested "It's really dark out..."
"We 'should' continue our search for those faggot lovers" the girl said angrily, very annoyed that they had a whole day broke down on the side of the road while the men had been flirting them, which made the red haired girl even angrier "The more time we give them, the more they'll... brain wash those poor boys" she tried to keep the sarcasm out of her voice so they'd believe her.
"But we've been up for almost 2 days striate" Jun complained ending her complaint with a yawn. The red head looked at her little gathered 'army'. She had to admit that they were only humans and needed more rest
"Ok, there's probably one around here somewhere..." she said and got into the driver's seat to drive to a hotel since the others were too tired to do it safely
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A shorty, but tomorrow... HIKING!!! ^_^ and Kuwa finds a lil bundle of fur in the woods, review to get me to encourage my figures to type ^_^
I do not own anyone but myself
Warnings: Shonen-ai, mentioned yaoi, bitch bashing, major kawaii-ness, snuggling in the woods, and some perverted-ness ^_^;
Pairings:
~ HonTogi / Chaseshippy / Honda x Otogi / Duke x Tristan
~ Shishi / Palletshippy / Satoshi x Shigeru / Ash x Gary
~ Yusuke x Kuwabara
~ Taito / Yamachi / Taichi x Yamato / Tai x Matt
~ Daiken / Kensuke / Daisuke x Ken / Davis x Ken
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"Ow! Watch it Gary! Not so hard!" Ash yelped
"Well that's what you get for not wearing your sun screen" Gary scolded softly as he continued to massage sunburn cream on Ash's back, going more gently this time. The black haired pokemon trainer was lying on the grass, a nice even red on his back and shoulders and some on him nose and cheeks. Gary was sitting on his lower back where there wasn't sunburn, rubbing the cream into his koi's burned skin. Least to say Ash was not happy.
It was dark out now and the only light was coming from the camp fire that the girls had made in the fire pit in the middle of the camp. The others were sitting on logs that had been placed around the fire, towels wrapped around them to dry off, warming up by the fire. Usagi and HKL were just coming out with dinner: hot dogs over the camp fire.
"Ok!" Usagi said suddenly after everyone was cooking their dinner "How about some ghost stories!?"
"G-ghosts?" Tristan asked as he paled
"Yeah!" The bunny demon said "Like white spirits that haunt you and psycho murders..." Tristan was wide eyed and little blue lines started on his face
"Your not scared... are you?" Duke teased and poked his boy friend in the shoulder. Tristan did a ^_^; and a fake grin
"O-O course not" he said and HKL grinned
"Good!" the cat demon said "Cause I got a story that will scare the pants off of you!" Tristan gulped and Usagi giggled
"I've heard tons of ghost stories" she said "I don't think anything could surprise me. Go ahead, let's see what you got" and she took a sip of a can of Coca cola.
"You got it" she said and cleared her throat. She leaned forward into the fire light, giving her a mysterious atmosphere. "This is a story of long ago. In a dense forest, much like the one we are now in. There is an ancient story of an ancient evil; one that does not sleep, one that needs no rest..." Everyone leaned in towards the fire because she was speaking so softly
"...She is seldom seen, except by the parents who run to their children while they scream for the witch not to take them! An ancient witch who lives alone and desolate from the rest of humanity; the evil one they call her, the one the wind is afraid to race, the one the wolves are afraid to chase, the one all the world is afraid to face..." she was down to a whisper and then she burst out suddenly:
"THE HORROR OF THE WORLDS EVERY WAKING MOMENT! THE NETHARIOUS WITCH, BABAYAGA!!!" she yelled making everyone jump back and there was a sudden loud clap of thunder and lightning streaked across the sky for added affect. The cat demon looked around the group to see Tristan, Kuwabara, Ash, Davis and Tai glomping their respective boyfriends. She was satisfied with their reactions and continued.
"In the shadow of night, she creeps out of her home. Silently she sneaks into the nearby village, or perhaps a few friends, or maybe some lovely couples camped out in the woods..." Everyone tensed at that and she lowered her voice again so everyone would lean in to listen closely
"She searches out the young blood. It's the younger one's youth and vitality she craves. And when all is silent....all is still...." She quickened the story slightly "You hear a rustle in the brush! It turns out to be a squirrel or a bird..." The story slowed mnagain "But what you don't realize...is that in the moment you were inspecting the noise...a mysterious shadow creeps up behind you..." Everyone shivered and got goose bumps "She carries a sack with her, with no holes for air....and slowly.....ever so carefully......" she waited for the dramatic pause
"SHE GRABS YOU UP IN THE BAG!!! You struggle, you scream for help!! But by the time those you are with come to your aid it is already..." she slowed down the story again a sinister grin on her face "Much...too...late. Your bed is empty, your life gone. Stolen why the evil witch...the most evil of evils......Babayaga!!!" She put on a pleasant smile "The end"
Most of the boys are shaking and Usagi is no where in site.
"Usagi?" HKL asked and looked around, but then saw a leave flitter down from the trees above. The cat demon looked up and grinned when she saw Usagi was hanging from a tree branch high above the small camp fire. "Usagi, I thought nothing could scare you!" she yelled up and Usagi scowled back at her friend
"ah shaddap!" she replied and started to climb back down the tree
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
"Thanks boys" the red headed girl said as the boys who had helped fix their car drove off, each with a kiss of lip stick on they're cheeks. The girl scowled as they disappeared "Idiots..." she said and walked back to the car, which all the other girls were in
"We should find a hotel" Keiko suggested "It's really dark out..."
"We 'should' continue our search for those faggot lovers" the girl said angrily, very annoyed that they had a whole day broke down on the side of the road while the men had been flirting them, which made the red haired girl even angrier "The more time we give them, the more they'll... brain wash those poor boys" she tried to keep the sarcasm out of her voice so they'd believe her.
"But we've been up for almost 2 days striate" Jun complained ending her complaint with a yawn. The red head looked at her little gathered 'army'. She had to admit that they were only humans and needed more rest
"Ok, there's probably one around here somewhere..." she said and got into the driver's seat to drive to a hotel since the others were too tired to do it safely
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A shorty, but tomorrow... HIKING!!! ^_^ and Kuwa finds a lil bundle of fur in the woods, review to get me to encourage my figures to type ^_^