Chapter 2

Emma Frost waited cautiously by the airport terminal. She knew from what Xavier had said, that she would have to be on her guard. These two mutants could possibly be the most powerful allies ever. Or the most terrible enemy she, or her students had ever faced. She looked again at the pictures of her new students. They'd both been mildly disfigured, possibly a side affect of their mutation. She wondered briefly at their names. They were very unusual. Butthead was obviously a code name, but what kind of name was Beavis?

She looked up as the plane's passengers began to disembark. She saw them approach her.

"Huh huh, hey Beavis, wouldn't it be cool if that lady just took off her clothes?"

"Yeah, heh heh. That'd be cool."

Oh lord, she thought, I hate it when I intercept thoughts like that. Wait a minute, she realized with horror. I'm not reading their minds! They're saying that out loud!

"Excuse me," she said out loud, "Beavis and Butthead?"

"What's up baby?" Butthead answered.

"My name is Emma Frost." she said coldly. "And that's Ms. Frost to you young man. Is that understood?"

"Uh, yeah."

On the Limo ride to the school, Emma tried to find out a little more about these two.

"So what are your Mutant Powers?" she asked.

"Uh, I can like, shoot fire out of my ass." Butthead said. "Huh huh. Fire. That's cool."

"I see, and you?" she asked Beavis.

"I throw mutant loogies. Heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh heh."

That night, Beavis and Butthead sat in the dining hall with the rest of the students. Everyone was trying not to look at them. Even Jubilee couldn't stand to see them eat.

"This stuff sucks!" Beavis exclaimed, rising from his seat. "What else you got?" He walked into the kitchen.

"Monet," Sean said, "Perhaps ye'd best go after him."

"Well with all respect Mr. Cassidy," Monet said, "No way."

Sean smiled slightly. "I sympathize lass but someone's got to."

In the end, they drew straws to see who would go after Beavis. Monet lost.

If he touches me, she thought, He's going into orbit. Upon entering the kitchen, she was treated to an alarming sight. The room was a complete mess, with bottles of soda and food strewn about. And Beavis stood in the middle, apparently having some sort of seizure.

"Beavis are you okay?" she asked, concern creeping into her voice.

"Who is this Beavis?" he replied. "There is no Beavis here!"

Monet blanched and ran from the room. "Beavis has been possessed!" she shouted. Immediately Sean, Emma and the other students rose to their feet, getting ready for battle. All except Butthead.

"Huh huh, he's possessed. Huh huh, that's cool."

At that moment Beavis strode out the door, still shaking from his possession, obviously trying to fight it. His shirt was pulled over his head and his hands were in the air as if in surrender.

"I am Corholio!" he shouted. "My Bunghole will triumph over all!"

"I dinna know who ye think ye are Cornholio," Sean warned, "But if ye don't release the lad now ye'll wish ye had."

"Are you threatening me?" he replied. "You must bring me TP! TP for my bunghole!"

One week later...

Emma sat in her office, speaking to a concerned Professor Xavier. The feeling was mutual.

"Professor, I have reason to believe that these two boys have been driven completely mad by their powers."

Outside in the hallway, she could hear a conversation;

"Hey Mondo, you can turn into anything you touch right?" Butthead asked.

"Yes I can."

"That's cool. You could like, turn into a turd."

"Um yeah, right."

"I'm getting worried Charles." Emma continued. "I've had to stop the girls from killing them three times, and quite frankly, I'm starting to wonder why I should bother. Yesterday they tried to set the sign out front on fire! They're disruptive in class, and have yet to turn in a single piece of homework. No one will eat in the same room with them. Their Dorm room smells like something died in there. Even Mondo can't stand them, and he likes everybody!"

"Ms. Frost! Ms. Frost! Help!" came a shout from outside.

"Dear God what have they done now?" Emma hung up the phone and looked outside. She did a double take. Beavis and Butthead were nowhere to be seen. Instead, a man she did not recognize stood in the yard surrounded by the unconscious bodies of her students, and Sean.

She leapt out the window reaching out with her mind to find some idea of who this man was. But to her dismay, she hit a mental block so powerful that she could not penetrate it.

"Emma Frost!" the man said. "I have defeated your students and your partner! Your powers are useless against me!" Emma looked around desperately and realized with a start that there were two students that weren't present. She smiled dangerously.

"You haven't defeated us all madman." she said menacingly.

"Hah! Your puny mental powers are no match for my might!" Behind the man, two dark figures emerged from the forest.

"Hey uh, over here fartknocker!" Butthead said. Beside him, Beavis began to gather phlegm and mucus for his most colossal loogie yet.

The man turned, startled.

"What? Impossible! I would have sensed any more Mutants! No matter! I shall dispose of you as easily as I did these puny insects!"

"Insects are cool." Butthead said. Then, with all his strength, Beavis let fly with his loogie. The viscous ball of gunk flew strait and true. Beavis had perfected his aim against wind shear and distance from the roof of his previous school. The loogie struck the man right in the face.

"Ahh!" he cried. "My eyes! I'm blind!"

"Now Butthead!" Beavis cried. Butthead quickly dropped his pants, and concentrated.

"Here it come's Beavis!" Beavis held the lighter close to Butthead's butt as the gust of flammable gas erupted from his bowels. The horizontal column of flame was so hot that the air around them shimmered. The man burst into flame.

"Aaarrrgh!" the man ran screaming into the woods.

The Next Day

Sean and Emma went with Beavis and Butthead to the airport to see them off. Or, more to the point, to make sure that they left.

"Thank ye again for your help lads." Sean said hesitantly.

"No problem Dude." Butthead said. He and Beavis had decided, with a little encouragement from the other students, to use their talents to fight evil in their hometown.

"Hey Butthead," Beavis said as they boarded the plane, "Let's jump out of the plane when it's in the air!"

"Yeah! We could like fly and stuff."

Though both Emma and Sean heard that remark clearly, they did nothing to discourage them.

"Do you think we'll ever see them again Sean?" Emma asked.

"Let's hope not Lass." Sean answered. "Let's hope not."

The End