Waaaaah this is my first *real* yaoi fic!!! Hopefully, it's a one shot too,
so I won't have to update. ^_^
Based on me reading a bag of Fuji apples...I was laughing for a long time. Heheh. *starts laughing* *can't stop laughing*
I should've called this fic "Short and No Point to It" ...DARNIT! XP
This is waaaay shorter than any of my other fics. Really. Disclaimer: *points at disclaimer sign* GO DIE *kicks it over* *gets captured by lawyers* NOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Warnings: There is some running between first base and second (frenching and necking) and uh...Eiji's sister being a crazy yaoi fan girl? *shrugs*
I don't own PoT, if you don't understand that...
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FUJI HAS A MILD, SWEET FLAVOR ENHANCED BY JUICY CRISPNESS.
This was what read on the bag of apples that Fuji was looking at. Fuji chuckled slightly. "Heh? Tezuka, I didn't know you cared so much for me as to buy the Fuji brand of apples." He continued smiling to himself as he took an apple.
Tezuka twitched slightly. It wasn't his fault his mother bought Fuji apples because they were bigger and supposedly had "more vitamins" in them. As if he needed them. He began to question the reason he invited Fuji over to study for the English test.
"Do you wonder what I taste like?" Fuji asked lightly. Tezuka turned a slight pink at the question, but said nothing.
"So that's how it is." Fuji continued smiling and ate his apple while watching Tezuka bend over his notes. Chewing quietly with his mouth slightly open, Fuji smiled as he saw Tezuka glancing up at him but quickly returning to his work. To tease him even more, Fuji leaned over and touched Tezuka lightly on the nose.
"What!?" snapped Tezuka, head jerking up and blush turning darker.
"You misspelled 'apple.'" Tezuka realized quickly and scribbled it out.
Fuji smiled to himself. Tezuka was just too fun to tease. "Want an apple? They really taste nice, and they really calm your nerves..." As he proceeded to get an apple, Tezuka stood and grabbed Fuji's wrist.
"What's the point...if there's an apple right here?" murmured Tezuka huskily as he pushed Fuji up against a wall. Seeing Fuji's eyes open, he kissed the other boy.
Fuji was surprised, more or less shocked. It didn't last long however, as he leaned into the kiss. He also willingly opened his mouth when the other asked for entrance. Tezuka probed Fuji's mouth with his tongue, enjoying Fuji's taste. After about half a minute, they finally stopped and moved away from each other. Both of them were slightly panting from their passionate kiss. Fuji's eyes were still open.
"Now I know what you taste like...You're an apple...a really strange apple." Tezuka leaned in and kissed Fuji again. This time, Tezuka found his hand wandering up Fuji's shirt while Fuji unbuttoned his. Suddenly, Tezuka realized what he was doing and pulled away abruptly.
"W-Why did you stop, Tezuka?" Fuji asked, gasping for air.
"Because it's wrong, that's why." Tezuka turned away from the other.
"Even if it is wrong...didn't you enjoy it?" Fuji wrapped his arms around Tezuka from behind. "Even if it is wrong...could we do it again?"
Tezuka smiled and leaned into Fuji's embrace. "Yes. We could."
"Okay, then! Let's study now..." Fuji dragged Tezuka back to the kitchen table to learn more about fruit.
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Over at Eiji's house, Oishi and Eiji were studying for the same fruit test. Eiji had covered himself in sunflower seeds and wore a green hat and said he was a strawberry.
"Ne, ne, Oishi! See?! I am a STRAWBERRY!!!" Eiji danced around his room, while Oishi tried not to laugh. Eiji, at times, was just too cute.
"Now, Oishi has to be a fruit! Which fruit will you pick, Oishi?"
"Hm. Maybe the..." Oishi had to think for a while. Choosing which fruit to cosplay as was really hard.
Eiji jumped up in the air. "I know! Oishi can be a...a..." Eiji scrambled to his English textbook and looked up the fruit. "You can be a...BANANA!!!" He then proceeded to put yellow paper on Oishi.
"Ah-Eiji, why a banana?"
"Because your outside is like a peel! If you peel off the outside, then you get a soft inside!!! And if people happen to slip on your outside, they will find themselves rolling and eventually DYING!!!" Oishi sweat-dropped at Eiji's logic. "Well, I don't think-"
"It's true." Eiji's head was now bowed. "You really are...soft on the inside." Then he moved forward and kissed Oishi, who immediately took the role of the seme by rolling on top of Eiji.
Suddenly, the door opened, and there stood Eiji's sister. She immediately began taking pictures of the two being caught in a very non-catch-able position. Then, being the very happy yaoi fan girl that she was, skipped off to put them in her "Guys Making Out With Guys" Shrine.
Oishi had immediately scrambled off of Eiji when Eiji's sister arrived, and was blushing a bright red. "Sorry, sorry, sorry..." He continued mumbling under his breath until Eiji closer the door and locked it.
"Hoi, I forgot that onee-san was home...Gomen, Oishi..." Eiji laughed nervously with a glowing face the color of a strawberry. As Oishi looked at Eiji, he noticed that Eiji really did look like a strawberry.
"Well, should we continue from where your sister burst in?" Oishi asked in a very suggestive tone, pinning Eiji down to the floor.
Eiji deflated under Oishi's seductiveness and immediately gave in to Oishi's wants.
...While Eiji's sister had secretly planted a camera in Eiji's room and was secretly 'aww'-ing at the cuteness between the two. She had also secretly put a camera on the clasp of Fuji's school bag, which was conveniently next to Fuji and Tezuka while they were having their little 'study' session. She had taped that and added that to the collection of "Seigaku Regulars Confessing to Other Seigaku Regulars" tapes that she had. No one knew, after all, that she had a secret camera in the locker rooms. She laughed maniacally and continued watching Eiji and Oishi.
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Pointless. That was ABSOLUTELY pointless. At least everyone was mostly in character...except Eiji's sister (who shall be known as Eiji's sister until I discover her name). Review...
I couldn't put Momo/Ryoma or Inui/Kaidoh in there...because although I think it's cute and all that, I don't really understand it yet and will continue not understanding it until I watch the entire series of PoT...heheh. ^_^ Also, Momo-chan, Ryoma, and Kaidoh aren't in third year, and therefore can't be taking the English Fruit test anyways.
If you review...
I MIGHT POST ANOTHER CHAPTER WITH MOMO/RYOMA AND INUI/KAIDOH IN IT!!!
Maybe...If anyone is helpful enough to tell me...I'm clueless. I have all these hints of Tezuka/Fuji and Oishi/Eiji...And I know that Momo-chan and Ryoma are like always together and stuff...and that Inui actually *has* a special training program for Kaidoh...I just can't seem to picture them doing kinky/dodgy/dirty things...It's hard @_@
(I can imagine Fuji/Ryoma though, because of that fic I read ^_^ heh)
R&R kudasai~~
Based on me reading a bag of Fuji apples...I was laughing for a long time. Heheh. *starts laughing* *can't stop laughing*
I should've called this fic "Short and No Point to It" ...DARNIT! XP
This is waaaay shorter than any of my other fics. Really. Disclaimer: *points at disclaimer sign* GO DIE *kicks it over* *gets captured by lawyers* NOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Warnings: There is some running between first base and second (frenching and necking) and uh...Eiji's sister being a crazy yaoi fan girl? *shrugs*
I don't own PoT, if you don't understand that...
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
FUJI HAS A MILD, SWEET FLAVOR ENHANCED BY JUICY CRISPNESS.
This was what read on the bag of apples that Fuji was looking at. Fuji chuckled slightly. "Heh? Tezuka, I didn't know you cared so much for me as to buy the Fuji brand of apples." He continued smiling to himself as he took an apple.
Tezuka twitched slightly. It wasn't his fault his mother bought Fuji apples because they were bigger and supposedly had "more vitamins" in them. As if he needed them. He began to question the reason he invited Fuji over to study for the English test.
"Do you wonder what I taste like?" Fuji asked lightly. Tezuka turned a slight pink at the question, but said nothing.
"So that's how it is." Fuji continued smiling and ate his apple while watching Tezuka bend over his notes. Chewing quietly with his mouth slightly open, Fuji smiled as he saw Tezuka glancing up at him but quickly returning to his work. To tease him even more, Fuji leaned over and touched Tezuka lightly on the nose.
"What!?" snapped Tezuka, head jerking up and blush turning darker.
"You misspelled 'apple.'" Tezuka realized quickly and scribbled it out.
Fuji smiled to himself. Tezuka was just too fun to tease. "Want an apple? They really taste nice, and they really calm your nerves..." As he proceeded to get an apple, Tezuka stood and grabbed Fuji's wrist.
"What's the point...if there's an apple right here?" murmured Tezuka huskily as he pushed Fuji up against a wall. Seeing Fuji's eyes open, he kissed the other boy.
Fuji was surprised, more or less shocked. It didn't last long however, as he leaned into the kiss. He also willingly opened his mouth when the other asked for entrance. Tezuka probed Fuji's mouth with his tongue, enjoying Fuji's taste. After about half a minute, they finally stopped and moved away from each other. Both of them were slightly panting from their passionate kiss. Fuji's eyes were still open.
"Now I know what you taste like...You're an apple...a really strange apple." Tezuka leaned in and kissed Fuji again. This time, Tezuka found his hand wandering up Fuji's shirt while Fuji unbuttoned his. Suddenly, Tezuka realized what he was doing and pulled away abruptly.
"W-Why did you stop, Tezuka?" Fuji asked, gasping for air.
"Because it's wrong, that's why." Tezuka turned away from the other.
"Even if it is wrong...didn't you enjoy it?" Fuji wrapped his arms around Tezuka from behind. "Even if it is wrong...could we do it again?"
Tezuka smiled and leaned into Fuji's embrace. "Yes. We could."
"Okay, then! Let's study now..." Fuji dragged Tezuka back to the kitchen table to learn more about fruit.
^_^ ^_^
Over at Eiji's house, Oishi and Eiji were studying for the same fruit test. Eiji had covered himself in sunflower seeds and wore a green hat and said he was a strawberry.
"Ne, ne, Oishi! See?! I am a STRAWBERRY!!!" Eiji danced around his room, while Oishi tried not to laugh. Eiji, at times, was just too cute.
"Now, Oishi has to be a fruit! Which fruit will you pick, Oishi?"
"Hm. Maybe the..." Oishi had to think for a while. Choosing which fruit to cosplay as was really hard.
Eiji jumped up in the air. "I know! Oishi can be a...a..." Eiji scrambled to his English textbook and looked up the fruit. "You can be a...BANANA!!!" He then proceeded to put yellow paper on Oishi.
"Ah-Eiji, why a banana?"
"Because your outside is like a peel! If you peel off the outside, then you get a soft inside!!! And if people happen to slip on your outside, they will find themselves rolling and eventually DYING!!!" Oishi sweat-dropped at Eiji's logic. "Well, I don't think-"
"It's true." Eiji's head was now bowed. "You really are...soft on the inside." Then he moved forward and kissed Oishi, who immediately took the role of the seme by rolling on top of Eiji.
Suddenly, the door opened, and there stood Eiji's sister. She immediately began taking pictures of the two being caught in a very non-catch-able position. Then, being the very happy yaoi fan girl that she was, skipped off to put them in her "Guys Making Out With Guys" Shrine.
Oishi had immediately scrambled off of Eiji when Eiji's sister arrived, and was blushing a bright red. "Sorry, sorry, sorry..." He continued mumbling under his breath until Eiji closer the door and locked it.
"Hoi, I forgot that onee-san was home...Gomen, Oishi..." Eiji laughed nervously with a glowing face the color of a strawberry. As Oishi looked at Eiji, he noticed that Eiji really did look like a strawberry.
"Well, should we continue from where your sister burst in?" Oishi asked in a very suggestive tone, pinning Eiji down to the floor.
Eiji deflated under Oishi's seductiveness and immediately gave in to Oishi's wants.
...While Eiji's sister had secretly planted a camera in Eiji's room and was secretly 'aww'-ing at the cuteness between the two. She had also secretly put a camera on the clasp of Fuji's school bag, which was conveniently next to Fuji and Tezuka while they were having their little 'study' session. She had taped that and added that to the collection of "Seigaku Regulars Confessing to Other Seigaku Regulars" tapes that she had. No one knew, after all, that she had a secret camera in the locker rooms. She laughed maniacally and continued watching Eiji and Oishi.
^_^ ^_^
Pointless. That was ABSOLUTELY pointless. At least everyone was mostly in character...except Eiji's sister (who shall be known as Eiji's sister until I discover her name). Review...
I couldn't put Momo/Ryoma or Inui/Kaidoh in there...because although I think it's cute and all that, I don't really understand it yet and will continue not understanding it until I watch the entire series of PoT...heheh. ^_^ Also, Momo-chan, Ryoma, and Kaidoh aren't in third year, and therefore can't be taking the English Fruit test anyways.
If you review...
I MIGHT POST ANOTHER CHAPTER WITH MOMO/RYOMA AND INUI/KAIDOH IN IT!!!
Maybe...If anyone is helpful enough to tell me...I'm clueless. I have all these hints of Tezuka/Fuji and Oishi/Eiji...And I know that Momo-chan and Ryoma are like always together and stuff...and that Inui actually *has* a special training program for Kaidoh...I just can't seem to picture them doing kinky/dodgy/dirty things...It's hard @_@
(I can imagine Fuji/Ryoma though, because of that fic I read ^_^ heh)
R&R kudasai~~