Chapter 2: Scenes From A Hat
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my friend Ravyn Nyte and my first reviewer with a request, Hogwarts Graduate. Thanks for helping me, you guys!
And thanks to Hogwarts Graduate (thanks again for your help!), Stealthy Slytherin (haha, I love getting reviews like yours!! I'm glad you like me putting Seamus in there; I figured he'd be good, what with all the sexual innuendos of the show. I've always thought of him as a sort of sex- orientated person! lol), and Sparrklez (thanks for your review! Glad you liked the first chapter! Hopefully, you'll like this one as well!).
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Ron: Okay, for our next game, you guys are gonna play Scenes From A Hat! Scenes From A Hat. This is for all four of you.
*Performers get up and head to their places; Harry and Lee on one side of the stage, next to Ron, and Hermione and Seamus on the other*
Ron: For this game, we asked the audience to write down suggestions and then we put the good ones - the good ones, there were bad ones - into this hat *lifts up and shakes an emerald green top hat*. Every so often, I'm going to pick out a suggestion for these guys to act out. Okay, let's get the game started.
*Audience cheers*
Ron: *picks piece of paper from the hat* "Sounds that annoy the hell out of you"
Seamus: *steps onto the stage* *pretends to pull a piece of paper from an imaginary hat* Sounds that annoy the hell out of you.
*Ron hits the buzzer to signal the end of Seamus's turn*
*Seamus looks directly at Ron before heading back to his place while the audience laughs and Ron looks indignant*
Lee: *walks over to Ron's desk and hits the buzzer repeatedly before stepping back next to Harry*
*Ron hits the buzzer to signal the end of Lee's turn*
Ron: Okay, that's enough with that one. Uhhh, *pulls piece of paper out of the hat* "Top secret meetings of the Ministry of Magic"
Harry: *steps out onto stage and gestures for everyone else to join him* *starts talking quietly in a conspiratorial voice* Okay, so we're going to order a large half-pepperoni, half-Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans pizza and a medium cheese pizza, right?
*Audience laughs as Ron hits the buzzer and everyone goes back to their places*
Ron: Hahaha. I can see Fudge saying that. Okay, *pulls piece of paper from a hat* "Readings from" - aw, crap *audience laughs* - "Readings from Ron Weasley's secret diary".
*Audience laughs hysterically as the four performers get evil looks on their faces*
Hermione: *grinning* We're gonna have fun with this one.
Ron: *waves them on* Yeah, yeah. Let's get it over with.
Hermione: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Dear Diary, I know she's one of my best friends, but I think Hermione is so pretty!"
*Ron, blushing bright red, hits the buzzer as Hermione goes back to her place and the audience laughs*
Harry: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Dear Diary, I know that he's one of my best friends, but I think Harry is so pretty!"
*Ron turns beet red as he lies on the buzzer while Harry grins and goes back to his place and the audience howls with laughter*
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* Dear Diary, today, my dad gave me 'The Talk'. I laughed and said, 'Dad, I already know all about that!' "
*Ron couldn't possibly get any redder as he his the buzzer repeatedly, Lee bounces, grinning, back to his place, and the audience laughs hysterically*
Seamus: *grinning evilly, he steps out onto the stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* D-
*As soon as Seamus opened his mouth, Ron hits the buzzer*
Seamus: But I had a really good one!
*Ron shakes his head and hits the buzzer repeatedly*
Seamus: Aw, damn!
*Seamus heads back to his place*
Ron: Okay, next scene. *pulls piece of paper from hat* Oh, this one's gonna be scary. "What Snape does in his free time".
*Audience laughs*
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pose in a compromising situation* Okay, go ahead, Malfoy, take the picture.
*Audience howls with laughter and Ron almost falls out of his chair laughing. Grinning and laughing, Harry reaches over and hits the buzzer for Ron. Ee heads back to his spot*
Seamus: *steps out onto stage* Boys, I'm telling you, Dumbledore has assigned all the heads of houses to watch the fifth-year boys shower!
*Ron starts laughing all over again, as does the audience as Seamus heads back to his spot. Harry reaches over again and hits the buzzer*
Ron: *still laughing* Okay, I think we've heard enough for me to have nightmares for the rest of my life about that subject.
*Audience laughs*
Ron: *wipes tears from his eyes* "Okay, go ahead, Malfoy, take the picture." *Audience laughs* "Boys, I'm telling you!" Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, boy. Okay, *pulls piece of paper from hat* "Books you would be horrified to see on a bookstore shelf". This ought to be interesting.
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Severus Snape's Photographic Portfolio". What the hell?!?!
*Audience laughs as, looking disgusted, Lee pretends to shove the book back onto the shelf and storm away. Ron buzzes*
Harry: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Ronald Weasley's Diary". Augh! *Pretends to drop book onto the floor*
Ron: *buzzes as audience laughs* Very funny. Okay, let's see . . . how about twenty-six Weight Watchers points for Hermione and three for Harry, Seamus, and Lee.
*Harry, Seamus, and Lee look indignant*
Lee: Hey!
Seamus: What's up with that?
Ron: For the diary thing, Seamus and Lee, and for the book thing, Harry.
*The three performers think and then concede that it's fair as the audience laughs*
Ron: Hahaha. Okay, our next game is . . .
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A/N: Tell me what you think! Any requests for future games or performers or anything, give me review or send me an email: Bger_Girl731@yahoo.com or TwitchyFerret11403@yahoo.com. Later folks!!!
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my friend Ravyn Nyte and my first reviewer with a request, Hogwarts Graduate. Thanks for helping me, you guys!
And thanks to Hogwarts Graduate (thanks again for your help!), Stealthy Slytherin (haha, I love getting reviews like yours!! I'm glad you like me putting Seamus in there; I figured he'd be good, what with all the sexual innuendos of the show. I've always thought of him as a sort of sex- orientated person! lol), and Sparrklez (thanks for your review! Glad you liked the first chapter! Hopefully, you'll like this one as well!).
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Ron: Okay, for our next game, you guys are gonna play Scenes From A Hat! Scenes From A Hat. This is for all four of you.
*Performers get up and head to their places; Harry and Lee on one side of the stage, next to Ron, and Hermione and Seamus on the other*
Ron: For this game, we asked the audience to write down suggestions and then we put the good ones - the good ones, there were bad ones - into this hat *lifts up and shakes an emerald green top hat*. Every so often, I'm going to pick out a suggestion for these guys to act out. Okay, let's get the game started.
*Audience cheers*
Ron: *picks piece of paper from the hat* "Sounds that annoy the hell out of you"
Seamus: *steps onto the stage* *pretends to pull a piece of paper from an imaginary hat* Sounds that annoy the hell out of you.
*Ron hits the buzzer to signal the end of Seamus's turn*
*Seamus looks directly at Ron before heading back to his place while the audience laughs and Ron looks indignant*
Lee: *walks over to Ron's desk and hits the buzzer repeatedly before stepping back next to Harry*
*Ron hits the buzzer to signal the end of Lee's turn*
Ron: Okay, that's enough with that one. Uhhh, *pulls piece of paper out of the hat* "Top secret meetings of the Ministry of Magic"
Harry: *steps out onto stage and gestures for everyone else to join him* *starts talking quietly in a conspiratorial voice* Okay, so we're going to order a large half-pepperoni, half-Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans pizza and a medium cheese pizza, right?
*Audience laughs as Ron hits the buzzer and everyone goes back to their places*
Ron: Hahaha. I can see Fudge saying that. Okay, *pulls piece of paper from a hat* "Readings from" - aw, crap *audience laughs* - "Readings from Ron Weasley's secret diary".
*Audience laughs hysterically as the four performers get evil looks on their faces*
Hermione: *grinning* We're gonna have fun with this one.
Ron: *waves them on* Yeah, yeah. Let's get it over with.
Hermione: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Dear Diary, I know she's one of my best friends, but I think Hermione is so pretty!"
*Ron, blushing bright red, hits the buzzer as Hermione goes back to her place and the audience laughs*
Harry: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Dear Diary, I know that he's one of my best friends, but I think Harry is so pretty!"
*Ron turns beet red as he lies on the buzzer while Harry grins and goes back to his place and the audience howls with laughter*
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* Dear Diary, today, my dad gave me 'The Talk'. I laughed and said, 'Dad, I already know all about that!' "
*Ron couldn't possibly get any redder as he his the buzzer repeatedly, Lee bounces, grinning, back to his place, and the audience laughs hysterically*
Seamus: *grinning evilly, he steps out onto the stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* D-
*As soon as Seamus opened his mouth, Ron hits the buzzer*
Seamus: But I had a really good one!
*Ron shakes his head and hits the buzzer repeatedly*
Seamus: Aw, damn!
*Seamus heads back to his place*
Ron: Okay, next scene. *pulls piece of paper from hat* Oh, this one's gonna be scary. "What Snape does in his free time".
*Audience laughs*
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pose in a compromising situation* Okay, go ahead, Malfoy, take the picture.
*Audience howls with laughter and Ron almost falls out of his chair laughing. Grinning and laughing, Harry reaches over and hits the buzzer for Ron. Ee heads back to his spot*
Seamus: *steps out onto stage* Boys, I'm telling you, Dumbledore has assigned all the heads of houses to watch the fifth-year boys shower!
*Ron starts laughing all over again, as does the audience as Seamus heads back to his spot. Harry reaches over again and hits the buzzer*
Ron: *still laughing* Okay, I think we've heard enough for me to have nightmares for the rest of my life about that subject.
*Audience laughs*
Ron: *wipes tears from his eyes* "Okay, go ahead, Malfoy, take the picture." *Audience laughs* "Boys, I'm telling you!" Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, boy. Okay, *pulls piece of paper from hat* "Books you would be horrified to see on a bookstore shelf". This ought to be interesting.
Lee: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Severus Snape's Photographic Portfolio". What the hell?!?!
*Audience laughs as, looking disgusted, Lee pretends to shove the book back onto the shelf and storm away. Ron buzzes*
Harry: *steps out onto stage* *pretends to pull a book from a shelf* "Ronald Weasley's Diary". Augh! *Pretends to drop book onto the floor*
Ron: *buzzes as audience laughs* Very funny. Okay, let's see . . . how about twenty-six Weight Watchers points for Hermione and three for Harry, Seamus, and Lee.
*Harry, Seamus, and Lee look indignant*
Lee: Hey!
Seamus: What's up with that?
Ron: For the diary thing, Seamus and Lee, and for the book thing, Harry.
*The three performers think and then concede that it's fair as the audience laughs*
Ron: Hahaha. Okay, our next game is . . .
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A/N: Tell me what you think! Any requests for future games or performers or anything, give me review or send me an email: Bger_Girl731@yahoo.com or TwitchyFerret11403@yahoo.com. Later folks!!!