Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha- so don't sue me

Wow, I'm so happy! I broke 600 reviews!! I never got that much credit for anything in my entire 16 years of living!!

As for the challenge, um I guess it was Kind of hard- or confusing, so Ill break it down for yall. First, here is the conversation:

1)"I would like the pancake platter, sunny side up please, with melted butter and buttermilk syrup, uhh…and a cup of orange juice please.

2)"A cup of coffee- light, a newspaper and a bowl of fruit loops."

3)"Two bacon egg and cheese on a English muffin, a cornbread, two hash browns, four extra strips of bacon a cup of coffee- extra black and a cup of OJ."

4)"Jeeze, do you have to eat so much- you little pig!!! I'd like a French toast with scrambled eggs and two strips of bacon with a cup of milk."

5)"Um, I'll take what Kagome took."

6)"I'll have poached eggs on rye with lettuce and tomato, ginger crackers and a cup of green tea."

"Yall are runnin up my bill!"

"You said you would take us!!!"

"No, KAGOME said she'll take you!!"

"But, I don't have money!!!"

"Who said I did!!!"

"WHAT!!!!!!"

7)"…..I'll take a cup of water and an asprin"

Ok, all the important stuff if numbered.

For #2 – who else but Sess would want a newspaper with breakfast?

#5 is obviously a female, and obviously not Kagome. So Kag is either #1, 3, or 4.

#6- Come on people, can you imagine InuYasha sipping tea? Miroku people, Miroku!

#3 is Inu if its not Miroku meaning..

#4 is Kagome who just has to say something about him being a pig so…

#5, depending on how you wanna see it- is Sango. In the story she was always indicissive.

#1- that leaves Rin. I tried to make it polite and kiddy like- oj and pancakes?

#7 could be either InuYAsha or his mom, whichever- I intended it to be Tomoe though.

BASICALLY:

1. Rin

2. Sess

3.Inu

4. Kag

5.Sango.

6. Miroku

7. Tomoe

YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE? But I'm open if you think otherwise, I recognize my mistakes. Tell me if you think it should be different.

Review Response:

whoobonhooaglo

omg! i love this story!! its so god damn funny!! its so funny and GOD!! i cant even think straight nor type as fast as i normally could, so excuse the mistake. but any-who this story at first i thought it would be a kinda crappy one, but once i started reading it, i noticed it was faar from crappy!! i was laughing myass off when kagome was caught n her little 'scam' w/ the gaurd!! lol ^_^ well u must update soon and i was sad 2 read that this story is nearing a close, boo-hoo!! oh well better make it worth while, well ja ne!! update soon!!

`whoobonhooaglo

Crappy!! OH HOW DARE you- nah, I'm kidding. Thank you. And yeah, all good things must come to an end.lol

Monkeygamegirl

ahh!! you cut it off!! stupid kikyo!! i'll kill her myself! she just has to ruin everything... I swear that stupid bitch *mumble mumble mumble*
Ignore evil monkey, she talks on her own sometimes. Great chapter! can't wait for the next!!

Ya, she does mess everything up doesn't she?? Lol well- maybe I should kill her…slowly..Muuahahaha ~_^

Pinky-Cat

ok!
first is rin,then sesshomaru,then Kagome,then Sango,then ?,then Miroku,
Inuyasha,Miroku,Inuyasha,Kagome,Inuyasha,
Kagome,Inuyasha,
right? uuhmm i had an important
question but i forgot it...
AH!
the girls in that black book,
has Inuyasha slept with 'em?,
If yeah, why?
and the girls he WILL sleep
with,
why?

Im getting there… But your on the money, for the most part heh.

inuficcrzy

ahh!! no! don't cliffhang it!

you evil-i'm not going to use the word i have in mind.

i love this, but let them get it on uninterrupted for once. or is murphey's law just tattooed on them somewhere?

Yessss, I AM evil, And I KNOW it!!! And I HATE science- so explain Murpheys' law for me??

aquara

I love this story so much! I've been reading it for the past few days but haven't gotten a chance to review. But I finally found a few minutes to right about how great a story this is! So let me start: This is a great story and I love how you made Kikyou the bad person, I really don't like her... I also love the fact that you stuck Houjo in there as her "stalker" couldn't ever stand him either... Overall I think this story is great, though a little confusing at times, and I hope you keep it up I can't wait to read the next chapter!

P.S

.: I am not even going to try to figure out that confusing breakfast conversation! OK fine I'll take a stab at it, and at Kikyou...

Inu's mom:"I would like the pancake platter, sunny side up please, with melted butter and buttermilk syrup, uhh…and a cup of orange juice please.

Sesshomaru:"A cup of coffee- light, a newspaper and a bowl of fruit loops."

Miroku:"Two bacon egg and cheese on a English muffin, a cornbread, two hash browns, four extra strips of bacon a cup of coffee- extra black and a cup of OJ."

Kagome:"Jeeze, do you have to eat so much- you little pig! I'd like a French toast with scrambled eggs and two strips of bacon with a cup of milk."

Rin:"Um, I'll take what Kagome took."

Sango:"I'll have poached eggs on rye with lettuce and tomato, ginger crackers and a cup of green tea."

Inuyasha:"Yall are runnin up my bill!"

Miroku:"You said you would take us!"

Inuyasha:"No, KAGOME said she'll take you!!"

Kagome:"But, I don't have money!"

Inuyasha:"Who said I did!"

Kagome:"WHAT!"

Inuyasha:"…..I'll take a cup of water and an asprin"

P.P.S.: I totally love the way you put in little things for us, your readers, to do. It makes it fun for us when a story we read is interactive and it also helps us know that you really care about the people who read your stories. Anyways I'm rambling, keep up the good work!

You review took up 4k in my inbox! Its all good- I love long critical reviews. Another Kikyou hater huh, lol. She needs to let go and die (painfully).

Crash

HA! You call this a chill out chapter? I've read romance novels that were more chilled out. Well not really, I don't read romance novels, so I wouldn't know. ^_^ Very good, I love the way you are protraying the characters. No one can really say that they are OOC because no one really knows what they would act like if they were raised and lived under those circumstances. I love this story, it is so funny. As for the little challenge, I'm going to try it. #1-Miroku, Inuyasha would never say please. #2-Sesshomaru. #3-Inuyasha #4-Kagome. #5-Rin. #6-Sango. Oh and I have a Sess/Kag fic I want you to read that has converted Inu/Kag readers. It's my story, That's Just Wrong by Crash (me). It is rated R and does have some things that some people don't like, namely a small orgy that is rather odd. If you read, please let me know what you think. And update soon, please. I want to know what Kikyo does when she finds Inuyasha and Kagome.
Latta - Crash

I looked up your fic…sniff….Im a strict Kag/ Inu fan. But its really good!! I didn't get to complete it as of yet (I'm not gonna lie, I'm up to chapter 7) but its good so far! I reas the first part of your review like 5 times and laughed- cuz that's exactly what I thought after I uploaded it and read it on the site, I don't really reread what I write, just spell check (sometimes).

jen (robmokid@frontiernet.net)

That was pretty good SISTA. (see. wouldja look at that. i remembered ^_^;;) i mean... ive written better *smiles egotistically* but that was still good. So far this is a pretty good story. i like it, and i am bored. this story is the only exciting thing that happened 2day. i g2b jumpin' up on outta herre quick, so i be checkin' up in here later, k?
*~the one and only, Jen~*

 You tryin to start something SISTA? I need to read one of your better written stories. Lol, Im sure their good, but ONLY good compared to mine (heh) lol. Your like indirectly trying to get props lol.

Kittydemon

did inu yasha have sex with Kagome or not?
and right at the end, did Inu yasha have sex with someone else?
please update son!

Anxious people!! Yet? No, someone else? Hells no!

Moo-Moo-chan

uh srry, it'd be to much thinking to try and name the order. Great Chapter! alot of hot, steamy, sexual activities. I like their little jokes to each other. O can't wait til the next chapter. I wanna see what happens with Kikyo. :D

Yup, the actual lemon should come sometime soon.

?????????

I LOVE IT !
funny very and very good use of supence
i can see a mager cat fight between kagome and kikyou in the futur
just do me a favor and have kagome fight back

You saw what she did to the security guard? Now double that- and that's Kikyou on the floor!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*On Wit DA Fic~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

She probably wouldn't have looked any further if it didn't hit her. If that smell didn't hit her square in the face, she wouldn't have dropped her bag, she wouldn't have gasped loudly, she wouldn't have called out his name.

If the musty smell of hot sex didn't attack and rape her senses.

~*~*~*~*~

Sango walked into her dorm room expecting to see Kagome there sleeping, or eating, or watching tv. Never in her right mind did she expect to see her side of the room fairly clean and a note taped to the refrigerator door. Sango walked into their kitchenette and pulled the note off the door. She noted that it was crudely written and looked as if she was in a hurry to write it. Actually, it didn't look like her handwriting at all…more like…

"…InuYasha?"

The note read:

I'm leaving the room to you for a while, I packed some clothes, I'll be at Inu's. I'm telling you so your worrywart self won't burn a hole in the floor with the pacing.

Not that I care…stupid hoe.

"Why that little!!!" Sango flipped the paper

Ps: Just kidding- miss you! Come by soon!

~ Kagome Higurashi

A small smile touched her lips as Sango neatly folded the paper and put it away. She would pay them a visit tomorrow morning. Now it was too late.

Walking back across the span of the fairly large living quarters, Sango took off the monitor cover off her computer and hit the power button on the CPU. She closed her eyes as she listened to the whir of the fans start up and it beeped- telling her that everything was everything in her computer- just right. She opened her eyes just as she was signed into Windows XP home edition and Media Player automatically opened up with her favorite playlist. She swayed as she was lulled into a trance by the soft melody of 'Dearest' by Ayumi Hamasaki. Then the soothing beat of 'Chisana Inori' by Ritsuko Okazaki.

In the midst of her song an instant message box popped up. It was from Miroku.

~*~*~*~*~

As he trudged into his suite- or he should say InuYasha's suite he flopped down on the bed, resting his poor aching feet.

"Why did he have to get a condo on the top floor???" he groaned burying her face into the pillow. He winced.

"Damn, it hurts." He mumbled as he made his way towards the bathroom. He looked into the mirror above the facebasin and winced again at what he saw.

There was a hand shaped bruise across his left cheek. His skin was welling up around the area, and little bumps were starting to rise up. He reached for a rag and ran cold water over it. Sucking in his breath he applied the cold, wet rag to his cheek and bared the pain. As his cheek grew numb he smiled- remembering exactly how he got that mark. The woman had to have the nicest tits he had ever seen- and Miss Kagome is NO slouch in that department!! Heh, if InuYasha was here now, I probably would have gotten knocked the f---- out. He just seemed to know when Im thinking about his girl. He pouted. The lady also was very feminine, and nice, and sweet, and considering…not like some other girl he knew.

Sango. Why did she always hit him like that?? It's not as if he grabbed her boobs!! Just her ass, sometimes.

"Sango, I wonder if she's home"

He made his way towards his computer, which was continently left on. He signed in and smiled when he saw her name. He decided to IM her.

Cursed_Hands69:  Hey baby- you wanna cyber??

Hentai_Taiji:  Hentai!!!

Cursed_Hands69: Can't slap me can ya!!  Lol

Hentai_Taiji: Wait till tomorrow

Cursed_Hands69: Ok, so…what's your sign

Hentai_Taiji: Do not enter.

Cursed_Hands69: @_@  ooookkkkaaayyy. So, whats up?

Hentai_Taiji: Nothing. Kag isn't here.

Cursed_Hands69: ?? Why- where is she?

Hentai_Taiji: Inu's house.

Cursed_Hands69:  Akuma?? Why? Oh-she's sleeping over or what

Hentai_Taiji: PERV

Cursed_Hands69: Actually, I wasn't thinking anything…surprisingly enough.

Hentai_Taiji: Right, Im going by tomorrow morning- wanna come?

Cursed_Hands69: Wanna cum?

Hentai_Taiji: You are SOO gonna get it tomorrow!

Cursed_Hands69: Somebody just came into my room.

Hentai_Taiji:Who?

Cursed_Hands69: I dunno, I didn't look.

Hentai_Taiji: Dumbass, I can't believe you interrupted my song for this bull.

Cursed_Hands69: Song? Oh- Chisana Inori?

Hentai_Taiji: Don't cha know! ^_^

*This nickname is currently  unavailable*

Away message: Don't worry ladies- I will return.

~*~*~*~*~

He roamed the campus, high and mighty. A dignified air surrounding him. In his hand was a piece of paper, He was searching for a garbage bin, when suddenly…

"Ano, Sempai…I …I…Here." The underclassmen thrust out a pink envelope bowing her head. He elegantly plucked it out of her hand and she turned tails and sped off.

He sighed as he opened it-  read it over, and stuck it into the void of his flowing sleeves. He continued his stroll as another one popped out of nowhere and handed him a note, folded into a little heart.

"Deliver this for me" she said, but before she disappeared he handed her the note that he had in his hand. He rolled his eyes and unfolded the little heart and sniffed at what he read. He felt so dirty after reading those words, and the mental picture he got, well- let say he needed to sit down.

What was bad was that is wasn't for him. He trudged along and spotted a garbage can. He began emptying his sleeve.

Love Letters for:

Miroku, Sess, Miroku, Sess, Inu, Inu, Inu, Sess AND Inu, Miroku …and it just went on and on. He entered the school building and  headed towards the dorms. He had some business to discuss with a certain brother of his. He passed Rin along the way. She was at her room door, when she saw his she jumped.

"Hi, Sesshoumaru sama" she said warily, he nodded and went on his way.

He heard a scream and he sped up. He heard another scream and he began to jug. Another piercing scream was heard and Sesshoumaru broke into a run, now sure that it was coming from InuYasha's suite.

"InuYasha!!" he yelled as he opened the door. He sweatdropped at what he saw.

There was Miroku half naked- remaining clothes tattered on one side f the bed and a deranged looking female on the other. She held a chopping knife in one hand and a cucumber in the other.

"WHO THIS BITCH!!!"

Sesshoumaru and the woman yelled at the same time. They looked at each other and Sess looked at the note in her hand.

He rolled his eyes "Miss, you were suppose to throw that away" .

He recognized her as the last chick he spoke to. She looked at him confused and looked at Miroku.

"You didn't get my note?" he shook his head fiercely. "Oh" she left.

"Miroku, where is my brother?" But Mirku was busy  rocking back and forth in a corner.

"…Child….bare…hand….mommy….milk….oooh titties…mama"

"I'll take it he's at home then"

The door closed.

~*~*~*~*~

She had jumped sky high when she saw him- or rather, heard him. She just hoped to god that he didn't see inside her room. She stepped in carefully and groped for the lights. The lights flickered on and bounced of the pristine white walls. Her eyes took a while to adjust, but when they finally did- she sighed. She was in heaven.

She loved her room.

The hand made posters on the wall.

The pictures she took.

Clothing, locks of hair, old toothbrushes, classnotes, gum wrappers. She sighed as she ran over to her bed to retrieve something from under her pillow. It was a ball, a white silvery ball…of hair.

She added the few locks she collected today and sighed. She cradled the ball in her arms. Her friends told her she was infatuated with him- some even used the word 'stalker'. But she thought that was a bit harsh- she just happen to be wherever he was with a camera and binoculars. She rolled into bed and cuddled with the lifesize hand made doll. It was a pretty good replica- at least the clothes were genuine. She was about to go to sleep when her cell phone rang.

"Hello?"

Static

"Hello??"

She heard some voices in the background and she pressed her ear against the phone.

"Mmmmh, oh god- yeah. Right there."

"Here? You like that don't you"

"Oh Gods more- please- ooohh"

quiet moaning

"OOH INUYASHA"

*end phone call*

She shook her head, deciding not to think about it, obviously they were busy. She buried her head under her blanket, hugging the stuffed doll to her chest.

"Sesshoumaru sama"

~*~*~*~*~ Next Day

A Hectic Day, Yet, an Interesting One (If ya don't rememba how the day went- go back a chap)

That's how Sango would describe today. She saw Miroku down the hall and then suddenly remembered something.

SMACK SMACK

"OUCH! What was.. oh"

She smiled as he remembered. "Don't IM me with that crap next time." He was about to comment when a frantic voice reached their ear.

"InuYasha? Where is he??"

Sango turned cherry red, remembering where both Inu and Kagome went off to. Miroku had a sloppy grin on aka his hentai smile. The girl ran off in the wrong direction and Sango sighed in relif.

"That would have been funny if she caught them." Miroku said.

Sango shook her head "No, it would get ugly" (a/n foreshadowing –ooohh ^_^)

~*~*~*~*

Attack

Senses

Rape

Must

Sex

"What…the hell…are you doing." She screeched.

Kagome rolled her eyes. "Well, you see he's sucking on my…" Kikyou screamed.

"…while he is fingering my…" Kikyou screamed again.

"Get away from my Man!!!"

Neither moved, for a matter of fact, neither were paying attention. InuYasha smiled to himself- this should be interesting, I got two females fighting over me- and their not your average females either.

"Ka- Go- Me" Kikyou sneered "Why don't you GO away!!"

Kagome snorted "Wow- you ARE a corn ball- cuz that sucked! That had to be the worst pun I ever heard." Kikyou seethed.

"Miss. Kikyou Shikon- You had BEST roll up out this piece before I Kik- yo ASS!"

~*~*~*~*

SEDUCE ME CHAPTER TWELVE: The Day Before Today

Ok, THIS is a chill out chapter- sorry for the length- its kind short for my taste, I'll write more next time! This is a transition chapter, that why it was so short.

REVIEW!! THANX FOR READING!!