Chapter 3: Let's Make A Date
A/N: *squeals* Oh, my gosh, you guys are waaaaay too nice to me!!! Your reviews are sooo nice! I love getting reviews like you guys'!!!
To alecatq: I'm so glad you liked the fic so far! I hope you'll like this chapter as well. Thanks so much for you're suggestions! I think I'm going to use those games in future chapters. And thanks for reviewing to my wizardsonline story!
To Hufflepuff_Chic: Thanks for your review! Glad you like it! And thanks for your suggestion!
To CrazySwimmer27: Thanks so much for your suggestion. Did you get my email? And Hermione will be in this chapter a lot. Trust me.
To Sparrklez: You're still reading! Yay! Thanks for your game suggestion.
To Lenai Riddle: I'm glad you like my fic! I think I'm going to use your suggestion in a future chapter. Look out for a little note!
To koolcatt: Glad you like the fic and thanks for your suggestion! I'm doing the Irish Drinking Song as the next game, I've already got it written out. I just have to type it up.
Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic for suggesting the game. Read closely, you four! Enjoy!!!
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Ron: Okay, our next game is called 'Let's Make A Date'. In this game, Hermione will be playing a bachelorette on a dating game. She has to pick between Harry, Lee, and Seamus - hahaha, good luck - who all have odd quirks. At the end of the game, when I buzz, she has to guess what those quirks are from the answers she's given to her questions.
*Hermione, Lee, Seamus, and Harry all get their stools and set them up*
Ron: Go ahead, Hermione, whenever you're ready.
*Hermione sits primly on her stool, pretending to put on about a pound of lipstick before placing the invisible tube away*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice (A/N: No offense to the Beverly Hills people out there!)* Okay, um, Bachelor #1: I like to go on moonlight strolls during the school year with older, hunky Quidditch players. What do you like to do to break the rules during the school year?
*Lee is sitting on his stool with a scowl on his face*
Lee: *growls* I never break the rules. You Gryffindors, especially that Potter, always think the rules are below you. Well, here's what I say to that: 100 points off Gryffindor!
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Yeah, you don't sound like much fun. *Audience laughs* Um, Bachelor #2: My fantasy date would be a long, romantic candle-lit dinner and then a walk on the beach. If we were to go on your fantasy date, where would we go and what would we do?
Harry: Well, firs' we'd go an' have a cuppa down at The Three Broomsticks. Then, we'd go inter the Fores' an' then I'd show yeh some really interestin' animals - oh! Like this one. 'e's got the head of - ouch, stop tha'. Anyway, 'e's got the head of a horse - I said, stop tha'! And 'e's got the tors - ahh!! Aahhh!!!
*Harry pretends to have been attacked by a large animal while the audience laughs*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right, okay, I'll leave you to . . . do whatever it is you're doing. *Audience laughs* Okay, Bachelor #3: I like to read, do homework, and suck up to teachers in my free time. What do you like to do in your time off?
*Seamus sits on his stool unceremoniously*
Seamus: Well, I'd 'ave to say that - hey! *Pretends that he's getting captured and handcuffed from behind* Excuse me for a moment. *Pretends to break out of his handcuffs and runs out to the audience* Hello, there. *Grabs four random audience members and pulls them to their feet* Now, what are your names?
Random Person #1: *laughing hard* Um, alecatq.
Seamus: And a lovely name it is!
Random Person #2: *also laughing* Sparrklez.
Seamus: And you do sparkle.
*Sparrklez laughs harder*
Random Person #3: I'm koolcatt.
Seamus: You do seem very cool, indeed.
Random Person #4: *giggling hysterically* Hufflepuff_Chic.
Seamus: You are very chic, I can tell that here. Now, come with me. *Seamus pulls alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic up to the stage*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Uh, Bachelor #3, are you going to answer my qu-?
Seamus: Stop asking me questions or I'm afraid these three will get it!
*alecatq looks indignant and slaps Seamus's cheek lightly before walking back to the audience among laughter from the rest of the audience*
Seamus: *rubbing cheek* I'm not so sure I deserved that.
*Looking offended, Sparrklez and Hufflepuff_Chic both slap Seamus on the cheek as well before heading back to their seats as the among fresh screams of laughter from the audience*
Seamus: *still rubbing his cheek* I might have deserved that. *Sits back on his stool*
*koolcatt looks affronted and also slaps Seamus on the cheek before heading back to the audience among howls on laughter. Ron is nearly falling out of his chair, pointing and laughing at Seamus*
Seamus: *rubbing his cheek* I might have deserved that one, too.
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Well, you certainly are an exciting person. Um, Bachelor #1: What would you do to surprise me on our one-month anniversary?
Lee: *sourly* I would brew you up a poison and tell you it was a special wine. Then I'd laugh and watch you and all the other Gryffindors lose at Quidditch.
Hermione: *Laughs and talking in her normal voice* I think I know who you are. *Resumes talking in the girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Um, Bachelor #2: What's your dream wedding?
Harry: *still fighting off the imaginary animal and suddenly lies as though either comatose or dead on the floor*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right, well, you seem sort of . . . well, dead. So - *audience laughs* - so, Bachelor #3, same question: What's your dream wedding?
Seamus: *very excitedly and happily and a bit drunkenly* A wedding! I love wedding! Drinks all around! *Swings his arms wildly and almost falls over*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right. Okay. Thank you Bachelor #3.
*Ron hits the buzzer*
Ron: Okay, Hermione, who are they?
Hermione: *laughs* Um, I think that Bachelor #1 is . . . Professor Snape, maybe?
Ron: Yes!
Lee: *astonished* How did you know?
Hermione: Hahaha. Um, Bachelor #2 is someone getting eaten by a wild animal?
Ron: Uhhh . . . who's getting eaten?
Hermione: *having no idea* Uhm . . .
Harry: *pretends to be petting a little animal* Good baby Norbert.
Hermione: Hagrid!
Ron: Yep! And Bachelor #3?
Hermione: Bachelor #3 is a criminal getting arrested and then breaking loose?
Ron: Nooo . . . What kind of a criminal is he?
Seamus: You're forgetting one thing, mate. I'm Captain . . . *implies that there's a name that comes after "Captain"*
Hermione: Ahhh . . . Of course; how could I have not gotten it immediately? But I haven't said who he is yet because I'm dragging it out for the suspense! *Audience laughs* Haha, um, Bachelor #3 is . . . Captain Jack Sparrow? From Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ron: Yeah! Good job.
Hermione: That was a really good movie. I mean, how could it not be? It had both Orlando Bloom AND Johnny Depp in it. *Nods energetically while Ron, Harry, Seamus, and Lee roll their eyes and the girls in the audience cheer and clap*
Ron: Yeah, yeah, go sit back down.
*Performers go back to their seats after putting their stools next to Ron while the audience cheers*
Ron: Uh, great job, all of you. I'm going to give you all 20 points.
Seamus: That's it?
Ron: *shrugs* I'm running a little low. More should be here soon. But I'm giving alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic each a hundred points for slapping Seamus. *Turns to them in the audience and gives them two thumbs up* Good job, you guys.
*Audience laughs*
Seamus: *wryly* Thanks, Ron.
Ron: Ehhh, what can you do? Okay, our next game is . . .
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A/N: So what did you guys think? By the way, I've decided I'm going to start a new thing. See, like, when you guys request things that have the need for people in the audience to shout out suggestions for things, I would put your name there instead of "Random Audience Member" or whatever. Get it? Hope you review! More reviews equal chapters sooner!!!
Has anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean? Oh, my gosh, that was such a good movie!!!!! Really funny, very exciting, incredibly Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp (Hehehe lol), wicked good. If you haven't seen it, go. Now. Don't even bother to turn off your computer or do anything. Just leave and go buy a ticket to the movie!
I'm not going to be able to update for a few days. I'm going to a dance camp for the rest of the week and I'm going to be totally exhausted at the end of each day (it's 8 am every day until 4 with an hour for lunch around noon, except on Friday, where it ends at 11:30). The earliest I'm going to be able to update would probably be Friday night or Saturday. Please be patient and soooooo sorry for the wait!!!
A/N: *squeals* Oh, my gosh, you guys are waaaaay too nice to me!!! Your reviews are sooo nice! I love getting reviews like you guys'!!!
To alecatq: I'm so glad you liked the fic so far! I hope you'll like this chapter as well. Thanks so much for you're suggestions! I think I'm going to use those games in future chapters. And thanks for reviewing to my wizardsonline story!
To Hufflepuff_Chic: Thanks for your review! Glad you like it! And thanks for your suggestion!
To CrazySwimmer27: Thanks so much for your suggestion. Did you get my email? And Hermione will be in this chapter a lot. Trust me.
To Sparrklez: You're still reading! Yay! Thanks for your game suggestion.
To Lenai Riddle: I'm glad you like my fic! I think I'm going to use your suggestion in a future chapter. Look out for a little note!
To koolcatt: Glad you like the fic and thanks for your suggestion! I'm doing the Irish Drinking Song as the next game, I've already got it written out. I just have to type it up.
Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic for suggesting the game. Read closely, you four! Enjoy!!!
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Ron: Okay, our next game is called 'Let's Make A Date'. In this game, Hermione will be playing a bachelorette on a dating game. She has to pick between Harry, Lee, and Seamus - hahaha, good luck - who all have odd quirks. At the end of the game, when I buzz, she has to guess what those quirks are from the answers she's given to her questions.
*Hermione, Lee, Seamus, and Harry all get their stools and set them up*
Ron: Go ahead, Hermione, whenever you're ready.
*Hermione sits primly on her stool, pretending to put on about a pound of lipstick before placing the invisible tube away*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice (A/N: No offense to the Beverly Hills people out there!)* Okay, um, Bachelor #1: I like to go on moonlight strolls during the school year with older, hunky Quidditch players. What do you like to do to break the rules during the school year?
*Lee is sitting on his stool with a scowl on his face*
Lee: *growls* I never break the rules. You Gryffindors, especially that Potter, always think the rules are below you. Well, here's what I say to that: 100 points off Gryffindor!
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Yeah, you don't sound like much fun. *Audience laughs* Um, Bachelor #2: My fantasy date would be a long, romantic candle-lit dinner and then a walk on the beach. If we were to go on your fantasy date, where would we go and what would we do?
Harry: Well, firs' we'd go an' have a cuppa down at The Three Broomsticks. Then, we'd go inter the Fores' an' then I'd show yeh some really interestin' animals - oh! Like this one. 'e's got the head of - ouch, stop tha'. Anyway, 'e's got the head of a horse - I said, stop tha'! And 'e's got the tors - ahh!! Aahhh!!!
*Harry pretends to have been attacked by a large animal while the audience laughs*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right, okay, I'll leave you to . . . do whatever it is you're doing. *Audience laughs* Okay, Bachelor #3: I like to read, do homework, and suck up to teachers in my free time. What do you like to do in your time off?
*Seamus sits on his stool unceremoniously*
Seamus: Well, I'd 'ave to say that - hey! *Pretends that he's getting captured and handcuffed from behind* Excuse me for a moment. *Pretends to break out of his handcuffs and runs out to the audience* Hello, there. *Grabs four random audience members and pulls them to their feet* Now, what are your names?
Random Person #1: *laughing hard* Um, alecatq.
Seamus: And a lovely name it is!
Random Person #2: *also laughing* Sparrklez.
Seamus: And you do sparkle.
*Sparrklez laughs harder*
Random Person #3: I'm koolcatt.
Seamus: You do seem very cool, indeed.
Random Person #4: *giggling hysterically* Hufflepuff_Chic.
Seamus: You are very chic, I can tell that here. Now, come with me. *Seamus pulls alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic up to the stage*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Uh, Bachelor #3, are you going to answer my qu-?
Seamus: Stop asking me questions or I'm afraid these three will get it!
*alecatq looks indignant and slaps Seamus's cheek lightly before walking back to the audience among laughter from the rest of the audience*
Seamus: *rubbing cheek* I'm not so sure I deserved that.
*Looking offended, Sparrklez and Hufflepuff_Chic both slap Seamus on the cheek as well before heading back to their seats as the among fresh screams of laughter from the audience*
Seamus: *still rubbing his cheek* I might have deserved that. *Sits back on his stool*
*koolcatt looks affronted and also slaps Seamus on the cheek before heading back to the audience among howls on laughter. Ron is nearly falling out of his chair, pointing and laughing at Seamus*
Seamus: *rubbing his cheek* I might have deserved that one, too.
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Well, you certainly are an exciting person. Um, Bachelor #1: What would you do to surprise me on our one-month anniversary?
Lee: *sourly* I would brew you up a poison and tell you it was a special wine. Then I'd laugh and watch you and all the other Gryffindors lose at Quidditch.
Hermione: *Laughs and talking in her normal voice* I think I know who you are. *Resumes talking in the girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Um, Bachelor #2: What's your dream wedding?
Harry: *still fighting off the imaginary animal and suddenly lies as though either comatose or dead on the floor*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right, well, you seem sort of . . . well, dead. So - *audience laughs* - so, Bachelor #3, same question: What's your dream wedding?
Seamus: *very excitedly and happily and a bit drunkenly* A wedding! I love wedding! Drinks all around! *Swings his arms wildly and almost falls over*
Hermione: *talking in a really girly, Beverly Hills sort of voice* Right. Okay. Thank you Bachelor #3.
*Ron hits the buzzer*
Ron: Okay, Hermione, who are they?
Hermione: *laughs* Um, I think that Bachelor #1 is . . . Professor Snape, maybe?
Ron: Yes!
Lee: *astonished* How did you know?
Hermione: Hahaha. Um, Bachelor #2 is someone getting eaten by a wild animal?
Ron: Uhhh . . . who's getting eaten?
Hermione: *having no idea* Uhm . . .
Harry: *pretends to be petting a little animal* Good baby Norbert.
Hermione: Hagrid!
Ron: Yep! And Bachelor #3?
Hermione: Bachelor #3 is a criminal getting arrested and then breaking loose?
Ron: Nooo . . . What kind of a criminal is he?
Seamus: You're forgetting one thing, mate. I'm Captain . . . *implies that there's a name that comes after "Captain"*
Hermione: Ahhh . . . Of course; how could I have not gotten it immediately? But I haven't said who he is yet because I'm dragging it out for the suspense! *Audience laughs* Haha, um, Bachelor #3 is . . . Captain Jack Sparrow? From Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ron: Yeah! Good job.
Hermione: That was a really good movie. I mean, how could it not be? It had both Orlando Bloom AND Johnny Depp in it. *Nods energetically while Ron, Harry, Seamus, and Lee roll their eyes and the girls in the audience cheer and clap*
Ron: Yeah, yeah, go sit back down.
*Performers go back to their seats after putting their stools next to Ron while the audience cheers*
Ron: Uh, great job, all of you. I'm going to give you all 20 points.
Seamus: That's it?
Ron: *shrugs* I'm running a little low. More should be here soon. But I'm giving alecatq, Sparrklez, koolcatt, and Hufflepuff_Chic each a hundred points for slapping Seamus. *Turns to them in the audience and gives them two thumbs up* Good job, you guys.
*Audience laughs*
Seamus: *wryly* Thanks, Ron.
Ron: Ehhh, what can you do? Okay, our next game is . . .
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A/N: So what did you guys think? By the way, I've decided I'm going to start a new thing. See, like, when you guys request things that have the need for people in the audience to shout out suggestions for things, I would put your name there instead of "Random Audience Member" or whatever. Get it? Hope you review! More reviews equal chapters sooner!!!
Has anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean? Oh, my gosh, that was such a good movie!!!!! Really funny, very exciting, incredibly Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp (Hehehe lol), wicked good. If you haven't seen it, go. Now. Don't even bother to turn off your computer or do anything. Just leave and go buy a ticket to the movie!
I'm not going to be able to update for a few days. I'm going to a dance camp for the rest of the week and I'm going to be totally exhausted at the end of each day (it's 8 am every day until 4 with an hour for lunch around noon, except on Friday, where it ends at 11:30). The earliest I'm going to be able to update would probably be Friday night or Saturday. Please be patient and soooooo sorry for the wait!!!