Chapter 4: Irish Drinking Song
A/N: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di - 'kay, I'll stop now. I got reviews!! I love you all!!!!
To Mrs.Wood-Mrs.Lupin: I'm so glad you like the story! I was planning on trying to do that audience sound effects game in a future chapter. Right now, I'm trying to figure out how I'd write that. And by the way, does anyone know what that game's called? The one where Drew pulls two audience members up to the stage and they do the sound effects for Colin and Ryan as the act out a scene? I can't remember. I'm having a bit of a senior moment!
To Olean-Radcliffe: I'm so glad you like the story! I hope you'll like this chapter as much as the others!
To El loco uno: *takes cookies and hoards them in bedroom* Hehehe, wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean good????? 'Course, it had to be. Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp were in it! I'm definitely doing another episode, at least one more, I think. More than one if you guys want me to. And I'll definitely put those two in!!! They would be soooooo funny on a comedy show!
To harryschic: I'm so glad you like the fic! I've already got the hoedown all written up. It's coming in the next few chapters, so keep your eye out for it!!!
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Ron: All right, you guys, grab your mugs. It's Irish Drinking Song time!
*Audience cheers as the four performers grin and take their places in a line: Lee, Harry, Hermione, and Seamus*
Ron: Okay, from this section behind me, give me a subject for our song.
Random Person #1: Snape's hair!
Random Person #2: Hogwarts professors and their classes!
Ron: Yeah, that's a good one. Okay. Let's hear the 'Hogwarts Professors And Their Classes' Irish Drinking Song!
*Irish Drinking Song music starts up and the performers do that hand holding-mug-thing they do*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Lee: I was in Transfiguration today
Harry: McGonagall was strict
Hermione: Normally she's firm but fair
Seamus: But acting, that's her shtick
Lee: She taught us how to levitate
Harry: We like to lift things up
Hermione: Ron wasn't saying the spell right
Seamus: And we messed this verse up!
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Harry: I had Charms class yesterday
Hermione: Flitwick's really short
Seamus: You have to wonder of he was teased as a kid
Lee: Because he's . . . really short
Harry: *laughing* He taught us to say 'Accio!'
Hermione: That means to summon things
Seamus: I kept getting hit in the head
Lee: *pointing* Hermione had a fling!
*Hermione bursts out laughing and can barely say the "aye-dee-di-dee"s*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Hermione: Potions class really sucks
Seamus: Snape's a mean old git
Lee: Whenever he starts talking
Harry: I tune out the whole bit
Hermione: He gives lots of detentions
Seamus: To only Gryffindors
Lee: Snape really hates us all
Harry: *puts up both middle fingers* [bleep] you, Snape
*Audience screams with laughter and the other three performers laugh hysterically so they can just hardly get the "aye-dee-di-dee"s heard*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Seamus: Divination's horrible
Lee: Trelawney is a nutter
Harry: She spreads her stupid lies around
Hermione: Just like butter!
Seamus: The only class I really like
Lee: Is D-A-T-D-A
Harry: I didn't really like it last year
Hermione: But Harry taught the D.A.!
All: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiii!
*Audience laughs and sheers as performers give deep bows and head back to their seats. Ron is crying, he's laughing so hard*
Ron: Oh, go - hahahahahahaha. "[bleep] you, Snape!" Oh, that was great!
*Harry grins and gives Ron two thumbs up as Ron wipes his eyes dry*
Ron: Okay, that was fantastic. Uhhh, I think I'm going to give you all . . . five hundred points.
*Performers look triumphant. Seamus pretends that he's hoarding something away*
Ron: Yeah, I'm feeling pretty generous today. All right, the next game these guys will be playing is . . .
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A/N: So, what'd you guys think? Did this chapter quench your Irish Drinking Song thirsts??? JK. So, any requests for future chapters? Requests for quests or games or future performers?????? Let me know and I'll try to accommodate your suggestions!!!
A/N: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di - 'kay, I'll stop now. I got reviews!! I love you all!!!!
To Mrs.Wood-Mrs.Lupin: I'm so glad you like the story! I was planning on trying to do that audience sound effects game in a future chapter. Right now, I'm trying to figure out how I'd write that. And by the way, does anyone know what that game's called? The one where Drew pulls two audience members up to the stage and they do the sound effects for Colin and Ryan as the act out a scene? I can't remember. I'm having a bit of a senior moment!
To Olean-Radcliffe: I'm so glad you like the story! I hope you'll like this chapter as much as the others!
To El loco uno: *takes cookies and hoards them in bedroom* Hehehe, wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean good????? 'Course, it had to be. Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp were in it! I'm definitely doing another episode, at least one more, I think. More than one if you guys want me to. And I'll definitely put those two in!!! They would be soooooo funny on a comedy show!
To harryschic: I'm so glad you like the fic! I've already got the hoedown all written up. It's coming in the next few chapters, so keep your eye out for it!!!
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Ron: All right, you guys, grab your mugs. It's Irish Drinking Song time!
*Audience cheers as the four performers grin and take their places in a line: Lee, Harry, Hermione, and Seamus*
Ron: Okay, from this section behind me, give me a subject for our song.
Random Person #1: Snape's hair!
Random Person #2: Hogwarts professors and their classes!
Ron: Yeah, that's a good one. Okay. Let's hear the 'Hogwarts Professors And Their Classes' Irish Drinking Song!
*Irish Drinking Song music starts up and the performers do that hand holding-mug-thing they do*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Lee: I was in Transfiguration today
Harry: McGonagall was strict
Hermione: Normally she's firm but fair
Seamus: But acting, that's her shtick
Lee: She taught us how to levitate
Harry: We like to lift things up
Hermione: Ron wasn't saying the spell right
Seamus: And we messed this verse up!
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Harry: I had Charms class yesterday
Hermione: Flitwick's really short
Seamus: You have to wonder of he was teased as a kid
Lee: Because he's . . . really short
Harry: *laughing* He taught us to say 'Accio!'
Hermione: That means to summon things
Seamus: I kept getting hit in the head
Lee: *pointing* Hermione had a fling!
*Hermione bursts out laughing and can barely say the "aye-dee-di-dee"s*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Hermione: Potions class really sucks
Seamus: Snape's a mean old git
Lee: Whenever he starts talking
Harry: I tune out the whole bit
Hermione: He gives lots of detentions
Seamus: To only Gryffindors
Lee: Snape really hates us all
Harry: *puts up both middle fingers* [bleep] you, Snape
*Audience screams with laughter and the other three performers laugh hysterically so they can just hardly get the "aye-dee-di-dee"s heard*
All: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Seamus: Divination's horrible
Lee: Trelawney is a nutter
Harry: She spreads her stupid lies around
Hermione: Just like butter!
Seamus: The only class I really like
Lee: Is D-A-T-D-A
Harry: I didn't really like it last year
Hermione: But Harry taught the D.A.!
All: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiii!
*Audience laughs and sheers as performers give deep bows and head back to their seats. Ron is crying, he's laughing so hard*
Ron: Oh, go - hahahahahahaha. "[bleep] you, Snape!" Oh, that was great!
*Harry grins and gives Ron two thumbs up as Ron wipes his eyes dry*
Ron: Okay, that was fantastic. Uhhh, I think I'm going to give you all . . . five hundred points.
*Performers look triumphant. Seamus pretends that he's hoarding something away*
Ron: Yeah, I'm feeling pretty generous today. All right, the next game these guys will be playing is . . .
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A/N: So, what'd you guys think? Did this chapter quench your Irish Drinking Song thirsts??? JK. So, any requests for future chapters? Requests for quests or games or future performers?????? Let me know and I'll try to accommodate your suggestions!!!