Chapter 5: Hoedown
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Wayne Brad, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles for creating one of the funniest hoedowns I've ever heard in my life - and trust me, I've heard a lot. And also to Drew Carey for a really funny line that he came up with (that's at the bottom of the chapter). And thanks also to my friend Anthony for sending me the clip so I could listen to it as many times as I want! Basically, I only changed a few words in the song and that's it.but go here () for all the Whose Line lyrics you could ever ask for!!!
Also, thanks . . .
To Olean-Radcliffe: I'm so glad you liked this chapter! I think I'm going to do Props in an upcoming chapter, but I need help figuring out what the props should be. If you, or anyone else for that matter, have any ideas whatsoever and you're willing to give them to me, I'd totally love you!
To Kristina: I thought Seamus and Jack Sparrow were sort of created from the same mold, so I figured Seamus would do okay, as the captain. And wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean a fantastic movie????? I just went and saw it Wednesday night with a bunch of my friends, and I'm going again next week to see it for the third time with another of my friends!! So much Orlando and Johnny, so little time . . .
To ChocolatePudding2: Thanks for reviewing! Hope you like this chapter as much as the previous ones!!!
To koolcatt: I'll put you in anytime, just GIVE ME IDEAS FOR GAMES AND PROPS AND SUGGESTIONS THAT THE AUDIENCE WOULD GIVE . . . or things along those lines . . . ;-)
To JediMasterWhit: Hope you enjoy this chapter as much as the others and I hope you laugh your ass off on this one too!!!
To gryffspopgurl: I've been debating on whether or not I should have him make a guest appearance, like, in Duets or Song Styles or something. What do you think???
To alecatq: I really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to do Greatest Hits, so if you guys have a suggestion for an unusual occupation and also styles for the commercial pitchmen (or pitchman and woman, I haven't decided who's going to do what), than I will definitely write up Greatest Hits, before I end the episode.
To lad di da di doo: I'm so glad YOU LOVE IT!!! Haha, I'm just kidding. Thanks, though, for your review!
To alecatq: Hey, if you give me suggestions for games or whatever, I'll be more than happy to put you in the fic!!!! Hope you keep reading and reviewing!!!!
To Moonie2: *takes 9 points and hoards them away* Thanks so much! I'm glad you like the story! *Runs away shouting, "I got nine points and you didn't!" *
To Sparrklez: I'm glad you like the putting-reviewers-in-the-story-when- they-help-me-out idea! Enjoy the chappie!!
To Mrs.Wood-Mrs.Lupin: I'm glad you liked the "[bleep] you, Snape!" I worked very hard on the wording. Lol. And I will definitely put Oliver and Remus in future episodes if you guys want me to continue writing this sort of fic.
To Jay Jay: Thanks for reviewing, and I'm writing Party Quirks as either Chapter 8 or 9, I believe. I have all the chapters up to there planned out.
To harryschic: Well, if Irish Drinking Song is your second favorite game mext to Hoedown, you should love this chapter!!!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Hope you laugh your ass off on this chapter too! But don't have an aneurism; that would mean one less reviewer for me! Lol. Enjoy!
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Ron: All right! Another singing game! Yeah! Our next game is your favourite, you guys.
*Performers groan*
Ron: Hahahaha. That's right. Hoedown! With Angelina Johnson on keyboard!
*Angelina smiles and waves as the camera pans over her. The performers reluctantly get up and form a line: Lee, Harry, Hermione and Seamus*
Ron: Okay, now we need a subject for our hoedown. Uhhh . . . let's have it from this section of the audience.
*Ron gestures to the section of the audience in front of the stage*
Random Person #1: Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans!
Random Person #2: Snape's hair!
Random Person #3: Had a bad day at work!
Random Person #4: You're ugly!
Ron: I like that one! Okay, you guys, whenever you're ready, the 'You're Ugly' hoedown!
*Hoedown music plays*
Lee: Let me tell you something, happened just the other day
My date was so ugly, I almost ran away
She was just horrific, where can I begin?
When that heifer was born her mama should've pushed her back in!
*Audience laughs and claps*
Harry: I met a girl in a night club, it was pretty dark
Thought I'd take her home, just for a lark
But when I saw her in the light, I turned and ran
'Cause she looked just like Seamus Finnegan
*Harry grins satisfactorily while the audience laughs hysterically and Seamus looks indignant*
Hermione: I'm an ugly woman, yes it is not fair
I have an ugly face, and I have no hair
What can I do, that's the way the fates went
The only person who'll sleep with me is the old US president
*Hermione bounces up and down on the balls of her feet and smiles while the audience laughs and claps*
Seamus: I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover
When I leave the house, all the dogs run for cover
I'm big and white and round, and if you've been listening, run, don't tarry
Yes, you guessed it, my name is Potter, Harry
All: Name is Potter, Harry!!!
*The audience laughs and claps as the performers go back to their seats*
Ron: Ahhh . . . that was great. Uh, two billion points to everybody.
Lee: Yes! Forget going on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'! I got all the points I need right here!
*Ron looks directly at the camera and wiggles his eyebrows competitively*
Ron: Hear that, Regis? Two billion points!
*Audience laughs*
Ron: Hahahaha. Okay, our next game is.
A/N: What did you guys think?? Oh, and I need two things from you. #1: I need a letter for 90 Second Alphabet; and #2: I need film, TV, and theater styles for, well, duh, Film, Television, and Theatre styles. Leave me a review you guys!!!!!
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Wayne Brad, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles for creating one of the funniest hoedowns I've ever heard in my life - and trust me, I've heard a lot. And also to Drew Carey for a really funny line that he came up with (that's at the bottom of the chapter). And thanks also to my friend Anthony for sending me the clip so I could listen to it as many times as I want! Basically, I only changed a few words in the song and that's it.but go here () for all the Whose Line lyrics you could ever ask for!!!
Also, thanks . . .
To Olean-Radcliffe: I'm so glad you liked this chapter! I think I'm going to do Props in an upcoming chapter, but I need help figuring out what the props should be. If you, or anyone else for that matter, have any ideas whatsoever and you're willing to give them to me, I'd totally love you!
To Kristina: I thought Seamus and Jack Sparrow were sort of created from the same mold, so I figured Seamus would do okay, as the captain. And wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean a fantastic movie????? I just went and saw it Wednesday night with a bunch of my friends, and I'm going again next week to see it for the third time with another of my friends!! So much Orlando and Johnny, so little time . . .
To ChocolatePudding2: Thanks for reviewing! Hope you like this chapter as much as the previous ones!!!
To koolcatt: I'll put you in anytime, just GIVE ME IDEAS FOR GAMES AND PROPS AND SUGGESTIONS THAT THE AUDIENCE WOULD GIVE . . . or things along those lines . . . ;-)
To JediMasterWhit: Hope you enjoy this chapter as much as the others and I hope you laugh your ass off on this one too!!!
To gryffspopgurl: I've been debating on whether or not I should have him make a guest appearance, like, in Duets or Song Styles or something. What do you think???
To alecatq: I really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to do Greatest Hits, so if you guys have a suggestion for an unusual occupation and also styles for the commercial pitchmen (or pitchman and woman, I haven't decided who's going to do what), than I will definitely write up Greatest Hits, before I end the episode.
To lad di da di doo: I'm so glad YOU LOVE IT!!! Haha, I'm just kidding. Thanks, though, for your review!
To alecatq: Hey, if you give me suggestions for games or whatever, I'll be more than happy to put you in the fic!!!! Hope you keep reading and reviewing!!!!
To Moonie2: *takes 9 points and hoards them away* Thanks so much! I'm glad you like the story! *Runs away shouting, "I got nine points and you didn't!" *
To Sparrklez: I'm glad you like the putting-reviewers-in-the-story-when- they-help-me-out idea! Enjoy the chappie!!
To Mrs.Wood-Mrs.Lupin: I'm glad you liked the "[bleep] you, Snape!" I worked very hard on the wording. Lol. And I will definitely put Oliver and Remus in future episodes if you guys want me to continue writing this sort of fic.
To Jay Jay: Thanks for reviewing, and I'm writing Party Quirks as either Chapter 8 or 9, I believe. I have all the chapters up to there planned out.
To harryschic: Well, if Irish Drinking Song is your second favorite game mext to Hoedown, you should love this chapter!!!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Hope you laugh your ass off on this chapter too! But don't have an aneurism; that would mean one less reviewer for me! Lol. Enjoy!
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Ron: All right! Another singing game! Yeah! Our next game is your favourite, you guys.
*Performers groan*
Ron: Hahahaha. That's right. Hoedown! With Angelina Johnson on keyboard!
*Angelina smiles and waves as the camera pans over her. The performers reluctantly get up and form a line: Lee, Harry, Hermione and Seamus*
Ron: Okay, now we need a subject for our hoedown. Uhhh . . . let's have it from this section of the audience.
*Ron gestures to the section of the audience in front of the stage*
Random Person #1: Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans!
Random Person #2: Snape's hair!
Random Person #3: Had a bad day at work!
Random Person #4: You're ugly!
Ron: I like that one! Okay, you guys, whenever you're ready, the 'You're Ugly' hoedown!
*Hoedown music plays*
Lee: Let me tell you something, happened just the other day
My date was so ugly, I almost ran away
She was just horrific, where can I begin?
When that heifer was born her mama should've pushed her back in!
*Audience laughs and claps*
Harry: I met a girl in a night club, it was pretty dark
Thought I'd take her home, just for a lark
But when I saw her in the light, I turned and ran
'Cause she looked just like Seamus Finnegan
*Harry grins satisfactorily while the audience laughs hysterically and Seamus looks indignant*
Hermione: I'm an ugly woman, yes it is not fair
I have an ugly face, and I have no hair
What can I do, that's the way the fates went
The only person who'll sleep with me is the old US president
*Hermione bounces up and down on the balls of her feet and smiles while the audience laughs and claps*
Seamus: I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover
When I leave the house, all the dogs run for cover
I'm big and white and round, and if you've been listening, run, don't tarry
Yes, you guessed it, my name is Potter, Harry
All: Name is Potter, Harry!!!
*The audience laughs and claps as the performers go back to their seats*
Ron: Ahhh . . . that was great. Uh, two billion points to everybody.
Lee: Yes! Forget going on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'! I got all the points I need right here!
*Ron looks directly at the camera and wiggles his eyebrows competitively*
Ron: Hear that, Regis? Two billion points!
*Audience laughs*
Ron: Hahahaha. Okay, our next game is.
A/N: What did you guys think?? Oh, and I need two things from you. #1: I need a letter for 90 Second Alphabet; and #2: I need film, TV, and theater styles for, well, duh, Film, Television, and Theatre styles. Leave me a review you guys!!!!!