GGX Characters Sing!
Disclaimer: I do not own GGX or it's characters, and most of these songs are parodies of other ones.
Note: Okay...I definitely know that this'll be crap to most people's eyes. Especially when we get to Sol in this song...so ahead, flame me away after you read it.
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Super Hero! (Performed by Anji, Chipp, and Sol)
Anji: (playing a country guitar, sings) If I could be a super hero, I would be... Badass man!
Traveling the whole world, fighting crime, according to my bad ass plan!
And if I saw lawbreakers who were trying to rush
Hurting other people, by making their heads crush!
I'd send them down to hell with my badass fans! Cause I would badass man!
Chipp: (Rocking back and forth to the beat of the song) If I could be a super hero, I would be... Drugie boy!
Telling other people, about my addictive drugs and all of the lives they destroy,
And about all the junkies who assaulted and cried
Me because I ran out of the drug. Okay, I admit, I lied.
But as I beat them up, I would squeal with joy! Cause I would Drugie boy! (Attempts whistling the song and failing)
Sol: (grunts and begins his part) If I could be a super hero, I would F***- off Dude!
Sending dumb Japanese bums to their cells, for taking up all our food!
Including that one eyed bitch with a sword and one arm, and that crazy pirate girl with a anchor alarm!
I'd throw them all away into some iron booth. Cause I would be F***-off Dude!
(Anji and Chipp looking at Sol nervously and begin moving away, still playing as Sol continues to sing)
Sol: If I could be a super hero, I would be... The Righteous Guy.
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially those women who lie!
Like a woman who her husband and her daughter to die! Just to go off to Paris with some asshole named Ky!
I'd flame them and burn down their homes so they'd fry...especially Ky...then I would be the Righteous Guy!
Or I could be more subtle, yes, I shouldn't be vague, let that bag headed doctor go and give them some plague, as long as they suffered for their terrible lies...especially Ky...then I would be the Righteous Guy!
Then you could be...A super hero, like meeee!!!
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Gemakai-That's it for the first song.
Kora-You have an odd sense of humor, you know that, right?
Gemakai-Very much so!
Kora-Okay, as long as you know.
Disclaimer: I do not own GGX or it's characters, and most of these songs are parodies of other ones.
Note: Okay...I definitely know that this'll be crap to most people's eyes. Especially when we get to Sol in this song...so ahead, flame me away after you read it.
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Super Hero! (Performed by Anji, Chipp, and Sol)
Anji: (playing a country guitar, sings) If I could be a super hero, I would be... Badass man!
Traveling the whole world, fighting crime, according to my bad ass plan!
And if I saw lawbreakers who were trying to rush
Hurting other people, by making their heads crush!
I'd send them down to hell with my badass fans! Cause I would badass man!
Chipp: (Rocking back and forth to the beat of the song) If I could be a super hero, I would be... Drugie boy!
Telling other people, about my addictive drugs and all of the lives they destroy,
And about all the junkies who assaulted and cried
Me because I ran out of the drug. Okay, I admit, I lied.
But as I beat them up, I would squeal with joy! Cause I would Drugie boy! (Attempts whistling the song and failing)
Sol: (grunts and begins his part) If I could be a super hero, I would F***- off Dude!
Sending dumb Japanese bums to their cells, for taking up all our food!
Including that one eyed bitch with a sword and one arm, and that crazy pirate girl with a anchor alarm!
I'd throw them all away into some iron booth. Cause I would be F***-off Dude!
(Anji and Chipp looking at Sol nervously and begin moving away, still playing as Sol continues to sing)
Sol: If I could be a super hero, I would be... The Righteous Guy.
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially those women who lie!
Like a woman who her husband and her daughter to die! Just to go off to Paris with some asshole named Ky!
I'd flame them and burn down their homes so they'd fry...especially Ky...then I would be the Righteous Guy!
Or I could be more subtle, yes, I shouldn't be vague, let that bag headed doctor go and give them some plague, as long as they suffered for their terrible lies...especially Ky...then I would be the Righteous Guy!
Then you could be...A super hero, like meeee!!!
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Gemakai-That's it for the first song.
Kora-You have an odd sense of humor, you know that, right?
Gemakai-Very much so!
Kora-Okay, as long as you know.