Chapter 7: Song Titles
A/N: EEE!!! Wow, you guys are waaaaaaaaay too nice to me. Okay, thanks:
To alecatq: Yeah, baby! Evil Spongebob's gonna take over the world . . . and give us all Krabby Patties. LOL. Watched waaaaay too much of that show this week . . . Are you serious about this being the last new season of WLIIA????? That's impossible!!! It can't be!!! *runs off crying cuz Whose Line's gonna end*
To BaYer04rulz: Lol. Don't you hate it when they don't show the next episode?!?! I start like yelling at my TV. That just confirms my parents suspicions about me being totally crazy. ;-D
To chickabiddy: I watch the show every chance I get! (Which is a lot because I'm sad and have no life!) Lol. Thanks for reviewing!!!!!!
To Hufflepuff-Chicky: Haha, glad you liked that chapter! Thanks soooooo much for your ideas! I'll probably be emailing you soon for moooore help so keep an eye out!
To Adrienne22: I'm soooooo happy you think the fic is hilarious!!! I have tons of fun writing it and sometimes, like at particularly funny points, I'll start laughing as I write it and my younger brothers will look at me like I'm totally mental (which, in all fairness, wouldn't be too far from the truth!!!). Hope you'll keep reading!!!
To Noriko M. Chijinu: LOL! Glad you liked the chapter! Hope you'll like this one as well!!
To Jess16: Lol! I liked that chapter too . . . Made me laugh while I as writing it. I'm glad you like the [bleep] you Snape and Ron's diary! And I have a feeling Snape might be possibly making a special guest entrance soon! *winks*
Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Jess16 and mystic-angel5 because they reviewed to EVERY CHAPTER!!!!! I love you both!!!!!!!! *huggles*
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Ron: Okay, our next game is called Song Titles! This is a fun game, for all four performers.
*The performers jump and go to their respective sides of the stage: Lee and Harry on one side and Hermione and Seamus on the other*
Ron: In this game, I'm going to give these guys a scene and they can only speak in various song titles. So, your scene is: you are all on a secluded street in London. Take it away, whenever you're ready.
*Hermione and Lee step out onto the stage*
Lee: Hello?
Hermione: *points in vague directions* London Calling
Lee: *shakes his head, smiling and looking around* Beautiful.
Hermione: *grins and tries not to laugh; looks around and grabs Lee's arm suddenly, pointing out urgently and excitedly* YMCA!
*Lee tries to think of something but finally gives up and switches places with Harry, much to Ron's amusement*
Harry: *takes Hermione's hand and looks her in the eye* My Heart Will Go On.
*Hermione starts to laugh and looks at Harry*
Hermione: Oh, forget it.
*Hermione turns and walks offstage, switching places with Seamus*
Seamus: *starts rubbing himself all over sensually* Dirrty . . .
Harry: *looks at Seamus before pretending to rip off his shirt, points at his chest* Stripped.
*Seamus tries not to laugh although Ron's loud laughter can be heard from off-camera*
Seamus: *motions for Harry to come closer* Thriller.
Harry: *looks disgusted* Beat It!
Seamus: *looks distressed before looking seductive* I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.
*Audience roars with laughter*
Harry: *waving* Hello, goodbye.
Seamus: *looks desperate and gets down on his knees* *begging, almost crying* I've Been Through The Desert On A Horse With No Name.
Harry: *looks around gesturing wildly as though what he's gesturing at is the most obvious thing in the world* It's Rainin' Men!
*Seamus looks around helplessly as he thinks although it's kind of hard what with Ron laughing loudly in the background*
Seamus: I Only Have Eyes For You!
Harry: *rolls eyes and grins sheepishly* The Way You Make Me Feel . . .
Seamus: Let's Make Love?
Harry: *chuckles, moving towards Seamus* Get Busy!
Seamus: *laughs suggestively* Hot In Herre?
*Harry smiles and tries not to laugh*
Harry: You . . . knock me off of my feet.
Ron: *buzzes* That's a lyric.
Harry: *looks, surprised, behind him at Ron* Wha - oh, [bleep].
*Harry, laughing, switches places with Lee as everyone laughs*
Lee: *looks at Seamus* What's Up, Pussycat?
*Seamus starts to laugh*
Seamus: *looks up at the ceiling, looks at Lee, points upwards* Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
Lee: *flutters hands* Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Seamus: *points up* Underneath the starlight.
Ron: *buzzes* That's another lyric.
Seamus: *shouting* Damn it!
Ron: *buzzes again* Now I know that one's not a lyric.
*Seamus makes a very lewd gesture - pick one of your own; I can think of several*
Ron: Hahahahaha . . .
*Hermione steps out*
Hermione: *points out near Ron* Escape!
Lee: *pouting and holding out his arms* Last Kiss?
Hermione: *sighs and kisses Lee full on the mouth as the audience cheers, catcalls, and - you know, the general "Whooooo!!!!!!!!!!". Hermione lets go of Lee and flings her arms wide open* Man, I Feel Like A Woman!
*Lee looks stunned before he shakes his head*
Lee: *shaking head and walking offstage* Uh-uh. Noooooo way. Uh-uh . . .
*Hermione stands on the stage looking satisfied as both Harry and Seamus stand there shaking their heads*
Ron: *buzzes three times, laughing* Okay, that was great.
*All four performers go back and sit down amid cheers and applause*
Ron: That was really great to watch. Very funny. Uhh . . . a thousand points apiece.
Lee: *pretends to hoard something away*
Harry: Yess!!!!
Ron: Hahahaha . . . and also a few breath mints to Lee and Hermione. Here you go, guys.
*Ron holds out a box of Altoids. Hermione and Lee jump up from their seats and each grab a few*
Hermione: *holds up an Altoid* Thanks.
Ron: Yeah, anytime. All right, our next game is a very special game . . .
A/N: Yo, everybody (or to the two or three people that read this fic . . .)!!! Okay, I need your help (again). I need a fakey, made-up language (or a real one if the fancy hits you) for Alien Translator. I also need the name of a profession (preferably something you wanted to be when you grew up) for . . . well, let's just say a special game. ;-D *winks* Thanks a bunchies!!!!!!!!!
A/N: EEE!!! Wow, you guys are waaaaaaaaay too nice to me. Okay, thanks:
To alecatq: Yeah, baby! Evil Spongebob's gonna take over the world . . . and give us all Krabby Patties. LOL. Watched waaaaay too much of that show this week . . . Are you serious about this being the last new season of WLIIA????? That's impossible!!! It can't be!!! *runs off crying cuz Whose Line's gonna end*
To BaYer04rulz: Lol. Don't you hate it when they don't show the next episode?!?! I start like yelling at my TV. That just confirms my parents suspicions about me being totally crazy. ;-D
To chickabiddy: I watch the show every chance I get! (Which is a lot because I'm sad and have no life!) Lol. Thanks for reviewing!!!!!!
To Hufflepuff-Chicky: Haha, glad you liked that chapter! Thanks soooooo much for your ideas! I'll probably be emailing you soon for moooore help so keep an eye out!
To Adrienne22: I'm soooooo happy you think the fic is hilarious!!! I have tons of fun writing it and sometimes, like at particularly funny points, I'll start laughing as I write it and my younger brothers will look at me like I'm totally mental (which, in all fairness, wouldn't be too far from the truth!!!). Hope you'll keep reading!!!
To Noriko M. Chijinu: LOL! Glad you liked the chapter! Hope you'll like this one as well!!
To Jess16: Lol! I liked that chapter too . . . Made me laugh while I as writing it. I'm glad you like the [bleep] you Snape and Ron's diary! And I have a feeling Snape might be possibly making a special guest entrance soon! *winks*
Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Jess16 and mystic-angel5 because they reviewed to EVERY CHAPTER!!!!! I love you both!!!!!!!! *huggles*
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Ron: Okay, our next game is called Song Titles! This is a fun game, for all four performers.
*The performers jump and go to their respective sides of the stage: Lee and Harry on one side and Hermione and Seamus on the other*
Ron: In this game, I'm going to give these guys a scene and they can only speak in various song titles. So, your scene is: you are all on a secluded street in London. Take it away, whenever you're ready.
*Hermione and Lee step out onto the stage*
Lee: Hello?
Hermione: *points in vague directions* London Calling
Lee: *shakes his head, smiling and looking around* Beautiful.
Hermione: *grins and tries not to laugh; looks around and grabs Lee's arm suddenly, pointing out urgently and excitedly* YMCA!
*Lee tries to think of something but finally gives up and switches places with Harry, much to Ron's amusement*
Harry: *takes Hermione's hand and looks her in the eye* My Heart Will Go On.
*Hermione starts to laugh and looks at Harry*
Hermione: Oh, forget it.
*Hermione turns and walks offstage, switching places with Seamus*
Seamus: *starts rubbing himself all over sensually* Dirrty . . .
Harry: *looks at Seamus before pretending to rip off his shirt, points at his chest* Stripped.
*Seamus tries not to laugh although Ron's loud laughter can be heard from off-camera*
Seamus: *motions for Harry to come closer* Thriller.
Harry: *looks disgusted* Beat It!
Seamus: *looks distressed before looking seductive* I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.
*Audience roars with laughter*
Harry: *waving* Hello, goodbye.
Seamus: *looks desperate and gets down on his knees* *begging, almost crying* I've Been Through The Desert On A Horse With No Name.
Harry: *looks around gesturing wildly as though what he's gesturing at is the most obvious thing in the world* It's Rainin' Men!
*Seamus looks around helplessly as he thinks although it's kind of hard what with Ron laughing loudly in the background*
Seamus: I Only Have Eyes For You!
Harry: *rolls eyes and grins sheepishly* The Way You Make Me Feel . . .
Seamus: Let's Make Love?
Harry: *chuckles, moving towards Seamus* Get Busy!
Seamus: *laughs suggestively* Hot In Herre?
*Harry smiles and tries not to laugh*
Harry: You . . . knock me off of my feet.
Ron: *buzzes* That's a lyric.
Harry: *looks, surprised, behind him at Ron* Wha - oh, [bleep].
*Harry, laughing, switches places with Lee as everyone laughs*
Lee: *looks at Seamus* What's Up, Pussycat?
*Seamus starts to laugh*
Seamus: *looks up at the ceiling, looks at Lee, points upwards* Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
Lee: *flutters hands* Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Seamus: *points up* Underneath the starlight.
Ron: *buzzes* That's another lyric.
Seamus: *shouting* Damn it!
Ron: *buzzes again* Now I know that one's not a lyric.
*Seamus makes a very lewd gesture - pick one of your own; I can think of several*
Ron: Hahahahaha . . .
*Hermione steps out*
Hermione: *points out near Ron* Escape!
Lee: *pouting and holding out his arms* Last Kiss?
Hermione: *sighs and kisses Lee full on the mouth as the audience cheers, catcalls, and - you know, the general "Whooooo!!!!!!!!!!". Hermione lets go of Lee and flings her arms wide open* Man, I Feel Like A Woman!
*Lee looks stunned before he shakes his head*
Lee: *shaking head and walking offstage* Uh-uh. Noooooo way. Uh-uh . . .
*Hermione stands on the stage looking satisfied as both Harry and Seamus stand there shaking their heads*
Ron: *buzzes three times, laughing* Okay, that was great.
*All four performers go back and sit down amid cheers and applause*
Ron: That was really great to watch. Very funny. Uhh . . . a thousand points apiece.
Lee: *pretends to hoard something away*
Harry: Yess!!!!
Ron: Hahahaha . . . and also a few breath mints to Lee and Hermione. Here you go, guys.
*Ron holds out a box of Altoids. Hermione and Lee jump up from their seats and each grab a few*
Hermione: *holds up an Altoid* Thanks.
Ron: Yeah, anytime. All right, our next game is a very special game . . .
A/N: Yo, everybody (or to the two or three people that read this fic . . .)!!! Okay, I need your help (again). I need a fakey, made-up language (or a real one if the fancy hits you) for Alien Translator. I also need the name of a profession (preferably something you wanted to be when you grew up) for . . . well, let's just say a special game. ;-D *winks* Thanks a bunchies!!!!!!!!!