Chapter 8: Party Quirks
A/N: *squeals* I love you all! You guys are waaaaay too nice to me. Anyway, here are the thanks (look for your name if you reviewed and if you didn't, shame on you):
To --: Hahahaha lol. AWEEMOWUUUMBAWAY!!!!! Hahaha . . . he's such a dork . . .
To Rc: I'm glad you liked the Seamus-and-Harry thing! That was actually my favorite part of this chapter. And I love Michael Jackson . . . his music anyway. I dunno what the hell he's doing in his personal life!!!!!
To fire dragon child: Glad you like the story!!!!!!
To Noriko M. Chijinu: Spnaglenese?!?!?! Sounds interesting . . . I love the word conbobulation!!!!! Oh, my gosh, that's so great!!!!!
To Prongsy girl: I'm so happy you like the fic!!! I've never heard of Name that Fright before. Is it a game they use on Whose Line?
To Sparrklez13: Enjoy the chapter!!!!!
To alecatq: Thanks so much for your suggestions!!! I seriously hope they continue Whose Line. If they cut it, they're gonna be getting a few letters with some words from me!!!!!
To Clarinet-Chick-'06: Glad you like the chap! I dunno where I got the idea for Hermione kissing Lee. I have a very strange mind . . . Lol. I think the game you're thinking of is called Narrate or Film Noir scene. Is it the one where Colin's looking for something and Ryan has it and there's always weird music going on in the background?!?
To hieiandkuramalover: I'm so glad you like the chapter!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Pussaw!!!!!! Hahaha lol. I don't think you reviewed to every chapter, only . . . hold on. *Runs and checks to see how many times Lenai reviewed* You reviewed chapter 2, 4, and 7. But you CAN review to every chapter if you want!! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* LOL, just kidding.
To JediMasterWhit: I love gibberish!!!! My friend taught me last summer when I went down to visit her and I'm teaching my friends. Trying to, anyway. It's not really going so well . . .
To Helga243: Pirates of the Caribbean . . . Orlando Bloom . . . Johnny Depp . . . Pintel and Ragetti (just for laughs, I swear!!!!!). . . Nothing more needs to be said . . . *drool*
To mystic-angel5: Haha, that's okay. It's happened to me more than once, trust me. I'm so glad you like my fics!!! That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Lol. GARY RULES!!!! Hahaha LOL. O-kay, thanks sooooooo much for your suggestions I love the evil genius thing. Totally brilliant!!!! And don't even worry about writing a long review. I love getting those!!!!
Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to alecatq, Jay Jay, and Lenai Riddle! Enjoy, guys!!!!
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Ron: Okay, This is a really fun game. It's called Party Quirks. This is for all four performers.
*Harry, Lee, Hermione, and Seamus all jump up and walk down to the stage. Hermione steps out onto the stage; Lee, Harry, and Seamus stand on the side of the stage next to the keyboard*
Ron: All right, in this game, Hermione, you're gonna be hosting a party. Lee, Seamus, and Harry will be your guests, and each of them have a strange quirk or identity. Hermione has to guess what the quirks are. So, uh, Lee, Seamus, Harry, why don't you line up there - never mind, you already have *laughter from the audience and the performers* -
Lee: *mock-slaps his hand upside his head* Duh, Ron!
Ron: Yeah, I know. And, uh, I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell. *doorbell* And whenever you're ready, Hermione, start the party.
Hermione: *pretends to set things up* Oooh, I'm so excited. My first party. And there are gonna be guys, too! *Does an excited little dance before looking at the ceiling and mouthing "Thank you!" as the audience laughs* Wonder when they're going to be here . . . *ding-dong* Never mind; they're here!
*Hermione runs over to where the guys are standing in a single file line. She pretends to open up and door and let Lee in*
Hermione: Hi! Great to see you!
Lee: *has hands up balled up in front of his chest and as he walks, he bounces them up and down (a.k.a. a guy's way of illustrating boobs!)* Hey! Thanks for having me! *Walks over to the camera, pretending to flip his hair over his shoulder, nods towards his balled-up hands/boobs* They're fake.
*Audience laughs as Lee walks/bounces over to an imaginary table to pick up a glass before quickly running to the back of the line*
Hermione: Uhh, yeah, okay, enjoy the punch! *Begins to walk away, muttering to herself* Don't remember inviting him . . .
*Ding-dong*
Hermione: Ooh, more people! *hurries over to the "door" and pretends to open it* Hi! Come on in!
*Seamus stumbles onto the stage. He stops and eyes Hermione up and down before grinning drunkenly*
Seamus: *chuckling suggestively* Hey-ey, baby. How's about you and me go out and find us a room?
Hermione: No, that's okay, I'm good. *Pushes Seamus away from her*
*Ding-dong! Hermione hurries over to the "door" and pretends to open it*
Hermione: Hi!
*Harry pretends to Irish step dance onto the stage for a few moments before flinging his hands up into the air*
Harry: If you people don't get this soon, I'm going to have to replace you, you arses!
Hermione: Um, hello? Hi! Can I help you?
*Harry looks her up and down critically*
Harry: *scoffs* I doubt it. *Walks away*
Hermione: That wasn't nice. *Walks over to Seamus, who is hanging all over a girl in the audience. He jumps up and throws his arms around Hermione*
Seamus: *slurring* You know, baby, I think we could really, really work it out.
Hermione: *laughing* I don't think so, you drunken, desperate frat guy.
Ron: *buzzes* Excellent!
*Ding-dong! Lee walks onto the stage*
Lee: *hums "In Da Club" by 50 Cent* Yo, bi-otch, I got something to tell ya. *Motions Hermione closer* I wasn't really shot nine times. Just twice, and it was paintball.
*Lee runs offstage. Ding-dong! Lee walks onstage*
Lee: *walking in a hip-hoppy sort of way (DON'T ask me how that is, I have no idea!!!) and singing (not very well-half the lyrics are missing) "Jenny From The Block" by J.Lo* Hey, girl, listen. *Points to his butt* These aren't real. *whispers loudly* Implants!
*The audience and Ron howl with laughter, as Hermione tries not to*
Hermione: Listen, here, you - you - you Muggle pop stars . . .? *Looks over at Ron*
Ron: Almost. What are they doing?
Hermione: They're - they're telling . . . embarrassing secrets?
Ron: *buzzes* Yes!
*Hermione walks cautiously over to Harry, who is once again frantically dancing*
Hermione: Do you need any help, you . . . frustrated Irish dancer, you?
Ron: Specifics. We need a specific dancer.
Hermione: Oh, well, of course you do! And I'm supposed to know them by heart right?
*Ron buzzes, the audience cheers, and Hermione and Harry walk back to their seats*
Hermione: Thanks for buzzing, Ron!
Ron: Anytime, baby! Uhh, Harry was the famous Irish step dancer Michael Flatley trying to get his dancer in line for opening night.
Hermione: Oh, of course!
Ron *laughs* Yeah . . . Uhhh, all right, our next game is a really fun game . . .
A/N: There's the chapter!! 'Kay, you guys I need different types of music and/or different musical artists. Lemme know in your review (wink, wink, nudge, nudge!!!), an email (BGer_Girl731@yahoo.com), or an IM (DanceLuvr723)!!!!!! Thankies!!!!!!
Two more chapters left in Episode 1!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: *squeals* I love you all! You guys are waaaaay too nice to me. Anyway, here are the thanks (look for your name if you reviewed and if you didn't, shame on you):
To --: Hahahaha lol. AWEEMOWUUUMBAWAY!!!!! Hahaha . . . he's such a dork . . .
To Rc: I'm glad you liked the Seamus-and-Harry thing! That was actually my favorite part of this chapter. And I love Michael Jackson . . . his music anyway. I dunno what the hell he's doing in his personal life!!!!!
To fire dragon child: Glad you like the story!!!!!!
To Noriko M. Chijinu: Spnaglenese?!?!?! Sounds interesting . . . I love the word conbobulation!!!!! Oh, my gosh, that's so great!!!!!
To Prongsy girl: I'm so happy you like the fic!!! I've never heard of Name that Fright before. Is it a game they use on Whose Line?
To Sparrklez13: Enjoy the chapter!!!!!
To alecatq: Thanks so much for your suggestions!!! I seriously hope they continue Whose Line. If they cut it, they're gonna be getting a few letters with some words from me!!!!!
To Clarinet-Chick-'06: Glad you like the chap! I dunno where I got the idea for Hermione kissing Lee. I have a very strange mind . . . Lol. I think the game you're thinking of is called Narrate or Film Noir scene. Is it the one where Colin's looking for something and Ryan has it and there's always weird music going on in the background?!?
To hieiandkuramalover: I'm so glad you like the chapter!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Pussaw!!!!!! Hahaha lol. I don't think you reviewed to every chapter, only . . . hold on. *Runs and checks to see how many times Lenai reviewed* You reviewed chapter 2, 4, and 7. But you CAN review to every chapter if you want!! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* LOL, just kidding.
To JediMasterWhit: I love gibberish!!!! My friend taught me last summer when I went down to visit her and I'm teaching my friends. Trying to, anyway. It's not really going so well . . .
To Helga243: Pirates of the Caribbean . . . Orlando Bloom . . . Johnny Depp . . . Pintel and Ragetti (just for laughs, I swear!!!!!). . . Nothing more needs to be said . . . *drool*
To mystic-angel5: Haha, that's okay. It's happened to me more than once, trust me. I'm so glad you like my fics!!! That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Lol. GARY RULES!!!! Hahaha LOL. O-kay, thanks sooooooo much for your suggestions I love the evil genius thing. Totally brilliant!!!! And don't even worry about writing a long review. I love getting those!!!!
Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to alecatq, Jay Jay, and Lenai Riddle! Enjoy, guys!!!!
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Ron: Okay, This is a really fun game. It's called Party Quirks. This is for all four performers.
*Harry, Lee, Hermione, and Seamus all jump up and walk down to the stage. Hermione steps out onto the stage; Lee, Harry, and Seamus stand on the side of the stage next to the keyboard*
Ron: All right, in this game, Hermione, you're gonna be hosting a party. Lee, Seamus, and Harry will be your guests, and each of them have a strange quirk or identity. Hermione has to guess what the quirks are. So, uh, Lee, Seamus, Harry, why don't you line up there - never mind, you already have *laughter from the audience and the performers* -
Lee: *mock-slaps his hand upside his head* Duh, Ron!
Ron: Yeah, I know. And, uh, I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell. *doorbell* And whenever you're ready, Hermione, start the party.
Hermione: *pretends to set things up* Oooh, I'm so excited. My first party. And there are gonna be guys, too! *Does an excited little dance before looking at the ceiling and mouthing "Thank you!" as the audience laughs* Wonder when they're going to be here . . . *ding-dong* Never mind; they're here!
*Hermione runs over to where the guys are standing in a single file line. She pretends to open up and door and let Lee in*
Hermione: Hi! Great to see you!
Lee: *has hands up balled up in front of his chest and as he walks, he bounces them up and down (a.k.a. a guy's way of illustrating boobs!)* Hey! Thanks for having me! *Walks over to the camera, pretending to flip his hair over his shoulder, nods towards his balled-up hands/boobs* They're fake.
*Audience laughs as Lee walks/bounces over to an imaginary table to pick up a glass before quickly running to the back of the line*
Hermione: Uhh, yeah, okay, enjoy the punch! *Begins to walk away, muttering to herself* Don't remember inviting him . . .
*Ding-dong*
Hermione: Ooh, more people! *hurries over to the "door" and pretends to open it* Hi! Come on in!
*Seamus stumbles onto the stage. He stops and eyes Hermione up and down before grinning drunkenly*
Seamus: *chuckling suggestively* Hey-ey, baby. How's about you and me go out and find us a room?
Hermione: No, that's okay, I'm good. *Pushes Seamus away from her*
*Ding-dong! Hermione hurries over to the "door" and pretends to open it*
Hermione: Hi!
*Harry pretends to Irish step dance onto the stage for a few moments before flinging his hands up into the air*
Harry: If you people don't get this soon, I'm going to have to replace you, you arses!
Hermione: Um, hello? Hi! Can I help you?
*Harry looks her up and down critically*
Harry: *scoffs* I doubt it. *Walks away*
Hermione: That wasn't nice. *Walks over to Seamus, who is hanging all over a girl in the audience. He jumps up and throws his arms around Hermione*
Seamus: *slurring* You know, baby, I think we could really, really work it out.
Hermione: *laughing* I don't think so, you drunken, desperate frat guy.
Ron: *buzzes* Excellent!
*Ding-dong! Lee walks onto the stage*
Lee: *hums "In Da Club" by 50 Cent* Yo, bi-otch, I got something to tell ya. *Motions Hermione closer* I wasn't really shot nine times. Just twice, and it was paintball.
*Lee runs offstage. Ding-dong! Lee walks onstage*
Lee: *walking in a hip-hoppy sort of way (DON'T ask me how that is, I have no idea!!!) and singing (not very well-half the lyrics are missing) "Jenny From The Block" by J.Lo* Hey, girl, listen. *Points to his butt* These aren't real. *whispers loudly* Implants!
*The audience and Ron howl with laughter, as Hermione tries not to*
Hermione: Listen, here, you - you - you Muggle pop stars . . .? *Looks over at Ron*
Ron: Almost. What are they doing?
Hermione: They're - they're telling . . . embarrassing secrets?
Ron: *buzzes* Yes!
*Hermione walks cautiously over to Harry, who is once again frantically dancing*
Hermione: Do you need any help, you . . . frustrated Irish dancer, you?
Ron: Specifics. We need a specific dancer.
Hermione: Oh, well, of course you do! And I'm supposed to know them by heart right?
*Ron buzzes, the audience cheers, and Hermione and Harry walk back to their seats*
Hermione: Thanks for buzzing, Ron!
Ron: Anytime, baby! Uhh, Harry was the famous Irish step dancer Michael Flatley trying to get his dancer in line for opening night.
Hermione: Oh, of course!
Ron *laughs* Yeah . . . Uhhh, all right, our next game is a really fun game . . .
A/N: There's the chapter!! 'Kay, you guys I need different types of music and/or different musical artists. Lemme know in your review (wink, wink, nudge, nudge!!!), an email (BGer_Girl731@yahoo.com), or an IM (DanceLuvr723)!!!!!! Thankies!!!!!!
Two more chapters left in Episode 1!!!!!!!!!!