Chapter 9: Greatest Hits
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To hieiandkuramalover: Thanks so much for your suggestions!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the chapter!!!!! Hope you like this one too!
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To Lenai Riddle: WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE!!!!!!! Hahaha lol! Sorry, my friends recently yelled at me for using that too much . . . Oh, well. Yeah, Lee was Britney Spears. I really can't stand that woman. Sorry if anyone reading this likes her, by the way! Enjoy the chapter!!!
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Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to alecatq for requesting the game and to Moonie2, mystic-angel5, hieiandkuramalover, and Clarinet-Chick-'06 for their suggestions!!!!!
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Ron: All right, our next game is a really fun game. It's called Greatest Hits! Greatest Hits, with the help of Neville Longbottom on the piano and Angelina Johnson on guitar! It's for Lee, Hermione, and Harry. Come on down!
*Lee, Hermione, and Harry jump up and walk down to the stage, Lee and Hermione grabbing stools along the way*
Ron: Now, in this game, Lee and Hermione are playing the part of TV commercial pitchmen trying to sell a compilation album and Harry is going to sing the titles of songs they make up on the spot. Now what we need is a profession. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Alecatq: Teacher!
Mystic-angel5: Evil genius!
Ron: Teacher! That sounds good. All right, Lee and Hermione, whenever you're ready, Songs of the Teacher.
Lee: We'll be right back to the scheduled program, One Hundred Best Whose Line Is It Anyway? Episodes, in just a few minutes. But first, have we got a deal for you!
Hermione: That's right, Lee. Fifty-eight thousand and three songs on five CDs - *the audience laughs* they're all really short - all about the helpful profession of the teacher.
Lee: Now, on these CDs, some of my favorite artists have contributed songs. One particular group, I just love. Good Charlotte.
Hermione: *gasps* Oh, me, too!
Lee: *aggressively* I love them more!
*Audience laughs as Lee looks as though he's going to bite Hermione's head off*
Hermione: Yeah, okay, sure! And we have a song of theirs on this collection. It's that great teacher-related song . . . "You Better Pay Attention!"
*Audience laughs as Harry looks at Hermione and shakes his head. The tune to "Lifestyles on the Rich and the Famous" begins to play"*
Harry: *pretends to be playing a guitar* Always sittin' behind my desk, or teachin' in front of the board, I see kids that aren't payin' attention. All they do is roll their eyes, and start unzippin' their flies *audience laughs* goin' on about how borin' I can be. I'd like to see them spend a week, with detention on the street. I don't think they would survive. If they could spend a school day or two, walkin' in my high heel shoes, I think they'd trip and they would fall. And then I'd laugh. Laugh.........
Harry: *starts jumping around pretending to play a guitar* I think they'd better pay a lot of attention! They'll never start learnin'. Never start learnin'! If they don't start learnin' right now, they could end up in jail now. Then I'd start to laugh now!
*Music ends and Harry pretends to throw down his pretend guitar. The audience laughs and claps*
*Hermione grins and tries not to laugh*
Lee: Oh, aren't they great?
Hermione: You know, one group that was so, so, so, so popular a few years ago is also the group that wrote and sang one of my favorite songs. "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
Lee: *gasps and claps his hands together* Oh, I do love that song.
Hermione: Did you know, the doll company that made Barbies, Mattel, sued Aqua for using Barbie in their song?
Lee: *shifts on stool and looks at Hermione with actual interest* Really?
Hermione: Yeah!
Lee: Why??
Hermione: The company claimed copyright infringement and defamation. They said the song sullied "Barbie's iconic image" with sexual innuendos.
Lee: Wow, I didn't know that.
*Audience laughs*
Lee: Anyway, Aqua donated their great teacher-related hit . . . A Student Is Hitting On Me!
*Harry stares at Lee before starting to move jerkily as "Barbie Girl" begins to play*
Harry: *starts to sing in a high voice as Ron begins to laugh hysterically* I'm a blonde teacher girl in a bad-paying world. Little monsters! *voice switches from high to deep* Then one day, I saw him stick a note on my desk. It said, 'Hey, are you free Saturday night?' *high voice* I said 'no', he said 'please, I'll work hard on my math test.' Ooh-oh!
*Harry begins to dance and Lee and Hermione are having hard time not laughing. Ron and Seamus have completely lost control, as has the audience*
Harry: *high voice* I'm a teacher girl, in a teaching world. Students flirting. God, it's hurting! He won't accept a no, instead, calls me a ho'. *The audience, Ron, and Seamus laugh harder and Lee and Hermione lose it* All this flirtation . . . *hesitates but finally gives up* La la la la la laaa!!! *He strikes a pose as the music ends and the audience, Ron, Seamus, Hermione, and Lee continue laughing*
Lee: Now, Hermione, what would you pay for a great CD set like this?
Hermione: Oh, I don't know. Seventy-five ninety-five, if I have to guess.
*Lee looks confused and leans in to Hermione*
Lee: *talking quietly but still loud enough for the audience to hear* What are you doing? We're selling it for twenty-five ninety-five, not seventy- five.
Hermione: I know, but my landlord just upped the rent.
Lee: Oh, okay. *Begins talking in a normal voice* That's right, Hermione. Seventy-five ninety-five. *Audience laughs*
Hermione: That's right. Anyway, another fantastic musical artist (A/N: Hermione's words, not mine!!) that has contributed for this compilation is that *cough* fake *cough* busty blonde, Britney Spears. *Audience laughs*
Lee: That's right. Her great teacher hit . . . Can't Stand The Kids.
*Harry hangs his head as the tune to "Me Against the Music" begins to play. Harry begins to dance like Britney*
Harry: *singing in a sexy voice* The kids are there. Sittin' in their seats and bored as hell. Twirl their hair. See some guys with some pot and they're lookin' to sell. Don't even dare. Give ya weeks of detention before the bell. Why should I care? Only one not teachin' up in this hell. Hey, hey, hey!
*The music ends, but Harry pretends not to notice and continues to mouth random words for a few more seconds as the audience laughs. Finally he notices the music stopped and he smiles at the audience and bows flamboyantly*
Ron: *buzzes* All right, great job, you guys. *Audience claps and cheers as Lee, Hermione, and Harry head back to their seats* Lee, you looked like you were surprised up there when Hermione was going on about Aqua.
Lee: I really didn't know Mattel sued them! When Hermione said that, that was a complete surprise!
Ron: Guess you really do learn something new everyday. *Laughs* Uhh, a hundred points to Harry. Boy, I haven't seen you dance like that in public for a while.
Harry: *laughs* Only in private for you, baby!
Ron: Hahahaha. Okay, it's time to announce the winner of this episode!
A/N: All right, now it's all up to you guys!!!!! I want the game, suggestions if the game needs it, and the winner!!!!! Let's hear what you think!!!!!! Chapter (and game) 10 doesn't get updated unless you do . . . . . . . . . .
Thankies!!!!!
To hieiandkuramalover: Thanks so much for your suggestions!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the chapter!!!!! Hope you like this one too!
To Clarinet-Chick-'06: Thanks so much for your suggestions!!! I'm so glad you like the story so far. I love Film Noir Scene!!! One of the best games between Ryan and Colin!!!
To dragon emperess: Enjoy the chapter!!!!!!
To alecatq: Props and Questions Only. Got it. Still trying to figure out what to use for Props. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!!!!
To Lenai Riddle: WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE!!!!!!! Hahaha lol! Sorry, my friends recently yelled at me for using that too much . . . Oh, well. Yeah, Lee was Britney Spears. I really can't stand that woman. Sorry if anyone reading this likes her, by the way! Enjoy the chapter!!!
To Gun Mage: Holy crap, your review scared me!!!!! Lol. Thanks for it anyway!!! Enjoy!
To BaYer04rulz: AHHHH!!! Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!!!! *huggles* I'm an ass, though, anyone that knows me can tell you that . . . Enjoy the chapter!!!!!!
To mystic-angel5: Ooooh, big, long review!!!! Whoooo!!!! Lol. *grins* Thanks so much for your suggestions and enjoy the chapter!!!!!
To Moonie2: Thanks so much for your suggestions!! Hope you enjoy this chapter!!!!!!
Another A/N: This chapter is dedicated to alecatq for requesting the game and to Moonie2, mystic-angel5, hieiandkuramalover, and Clarinet-Chick-'06 for their suggestions!!!!!
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Ron: All right, our next game is a really fun game. It's called Greatest Hits! Greatest Hits, with the help of Neville Longbottom on the piano and Angelina Johnson on guitar! It's for Lee, Hermione, and Harry. Come on down!
*Lee, Hermione, and Harry jump up and walk down to the stage, Lee and Hermione grabbing stools along the way*
Ron: Now, in this game, Lee and Hermione are playing the part of TV commercial pitchmen trying to sell a compilation album and Harry is going to sing the titles of songs they make up on the spot. Now what we need is a profession. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Alecatq: Teacher!
Mystic-angel5: Evil genius!
Ron: Teacher! That sounds good. All right, Lee and Hermione, whenever you're ready, Songs of the Teacher.
Lee: We'll be right back to the scheduled program, One Hundred Best Whose Line Is It Anyway? Episodes, in just a few minutes. But first, have we got a deal for you!
Hermione: That's right, Lee. Fifty-eight thousand and three songs on five CDs - *the audience laughs* they're all really short - all about the helpful profession of the teacher.
Lee: Now, on these CDs, some of my favorite artists have contributed songs. One particular group, I just love. Good Charlotte.
Hermione: *gasps* Oh, me, too!
Lee: *aggressively* I love them more!
*Audience laughs as Lee looks as though he's going to bite Hermione's head off*
Hermione: Yeah, okay, sure! And we have a song of theirs on this collection. It's that great teacher-related song . . . "You Better Pay Attention!"
*Audience laughs as Harry looks at Hermione and shakes his head. The tune to "Lifestyles on the Rich and the Famous" begins to play"*
Harry: *pretends to be playing a guitar* Always sittin' behind my desk, or teachin' in front of the board, I see kids that aren't payin' attention. All they do is roll their eyes, and start unzippin' their flies *audience laughs* goin' on about how borin' I can be. I'd like to see them spend a week, with detention on the street. I don't think they would survive. If they could spend a school day or two, walkin' in my high heel shoes, I think they'd trip and they would fall. And then I'd laugh. Laugh.........
Harry: *starts jumping around pretending to play a guitar* I think they'd better pay a lot of attention! They'll never start learnin'. Never start learnin'! If they don't start learnin' right now, they could end up in jail now. Then I'd start to laugh now!
*Music ends and Harry pretends to throw down his pretend guitar. The audience laughs and claps*
*Hermione grins and tries not to laugh*
Lee: Oh, aren't they great?
Hermione: You know, one group that was so, so, so, so popular a few years ago is also the group that wrote and sang one of my favorite songs. "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
Lee: *gasps and claps his hands together* Oh, I do love that song.
Hermione: Did you know, the doll company that made Barbies, Mattel, sued Aqua for using Barbie in their song?
Lee: *shifts on stool and looks at Hermione with actual interest* Really?
Hermione: Yeah!
Lee: Why??
Hermione: The company claimed copyright infringement and defamation. They said the song sullied "Barbie's iconic image" with sexual innuendos.
Lee: Wow, I didn't know that.
*Audience laughs*
Lee: Anyway, Aqua donated their great teacher-related hit . . . A Student Is Hitting On Me!
*Harry stares at Lee before starting to move jerkily as "Barbie Girl" begins to play*
Harry: *starts to sing in a high voice as Ron begins to laugh hysterically* I'm a blonde teacher girl in a bad-paying world. Little monsters! *voice switches from high to deep* Then one day, I saw him stick a note on my desk. It said, 'Hey, are you free Saturday night?' *high voice* I said 'no', he said 'please, I'll work hard on my math test.' Ooh-oh!
*Harry begins to dance and Lee and Hermione are having hard time not laughing. Ron and Seamus have completely lost control, as has the audience*
Harry: *high voice* I'm a teacher girl, in a teaching world. Students flirting. God, it's hurting! He won't accept a no, instead, calls me a ho'. *The audience, Ron, and Seamus laugh harder and Lee and Hermione lose it* All this flirtation . . . *hesitates but finally gives up* La la la la la laaa!!! *He strikes a pose as the music ends and the audience, Ron, Seamus, Hermione, and Lee continue laughing*
Lee: Now, Hermione, what would you pay for a great CD set like this?
Hermione: Oh, I don't know. Seventy-five ninety-five, if I have to guess.
*Lee looks confused and leans in to Hermione*
Lee: *talking quietly but still loud enough for the audience to hear* What are you doing? We're selling it for twenty-five ninety-five, not seventy- five.
Hermione: I know, but my landlord just upped the rent.
Lee: Oh, okay. *Begins talking in a normal voice* That's right, Hermione. Seventy-five ninety-five. *Audience laughs*
Hermione: That's right. Anyway, another fantastic musical artist (A/N: Hermione's words, not mine!!) that has contributed for this compilation is that *cough* fake *cough* busty blonde, Britney Spears. *Audience laughs*
Lee: That's right. Her great teacher hit . . . Can't Stand The Kids.
*Harry hangs his head as the tune to "Me Against the Music" begins to play. Harry begins to dance like Britney*
Harry: *singing in a sexy voice* The kids are there. Sittin' in their seats and bored as hell. Twirl their hair. See some guys with some pot and they're lookin' to sell. Don't even dare. Give ya weeks of detention before the bell. Why should I care? Only one not teachin' up in this hell. Hey, hey, hey!
*The music ends, but Harry pretends not to notice and continues to mouth random words for a few more seconds as the audience laughs. Finally he notices the music stopped and he smiles at the audience and bows flamboyantly*
Ron: *buzzes* All right, great job, you guys. *Audience claps and cheers as Lee, Hermione, and Harry head back to their seats* Lee, you looked like you were surprised up there when Hermione was going on about Aqua.
Lee: I really didn't know Mattel sued them! When Hermione said that, that was a complete surprise!
Ron: Guess you really do learn something new everyday. *Laughs* Uhh, a hundred points to Harry. Boy, I haven't seen you dance like that in public for a while.
Harry: *laughs* Only in private for you, baby!
Ron: Hahahaha. Okay, it's time to announce the winner of this episode!
A/N: All right, now it's all up to you guys!!!!! I want the game, suggestions if the game needs it, and the winner!!!!! Let's hear what you think!!!!!! Chapter (and game) 10 doesn't get updated unless you do . . . . . . . . . .