Chapter 10: Props and . . . Surprise!
A/N: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I've finally written a "Props" chapter. Hope everyone enjoys!
THANKIES!!!!!
To AngelEyes52: I wasn't really going for romance in this because there's none in the show. Sorry! But I'm so glad you like it!!!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Ain't she a bitch?!?!?!? Lol. Hope this is soon enough for you!!!!!
To Clarinet-Chick-'06: Yeah, I am doing another episode; that's what the author's note in the next chapter concerns, so please read!!!! (I'm begging for help!!!)
To Sammy Solo: *squeals* Thanks sooooo much for your review! It made me all squishy-like inside . . . Enjoy!!!
To wundergurl15: Isn't the real show awesome???? Enjoy the chap!!!
To BaYer04rulz: Thanks so much for your suggestions, and hope you like the chapter!!!!
To THE ENCHANTRESSES: Good to see I have new reviewers!!!! You guys are, like, all that keeps me going (which, in an odd sort of way, is kinda sad . . . oh well). Enjoy!!!
To wettlewash: Thanks so much for your reviews and suggestion!!! PotC and LotR . . . *drool*. Oh, they're wonderful.
To Crystal Raven: *screams* Omigosh, I love you!!!!!!!! You reviewed to EVERY DAMN CHAPTER!!!!!!! Thanks so much for everything, you're awesome!!!!!!
To alecatq: Thanks so much for your review and suggestion!! I've been trying to figure out the name of that game you were talking about, but I can't figure it out and it's driving me MAD!!!!!! Arghhhh . . .
To Fyeten: Thanks so much for your review!!!
To mystic-angel5: Your review totally made my day. So nice . . . Thanks for all the reviews and laughs!!!
To hieiandkuramalover: So . . . someone likes Lee!!! Lol. Thanks sooo much for your suggestions!!!!
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Ron: Hey everybody. Let's give our winner a hand. Lee Jordan!
*Audience claps and cheers as Lee gets up. He gestures his hands upward to show the audience to get louder. Then he spins around to face the audience and lowers his hand to make the audience stop cheering. Then he raises his hand and makes the audience cheer again. Then he lowers his hand and the crowed goes silent again. Then he points at someone and raises his hand slightly, and a small part of the audience cheers. Then he lowers his hand to make the group stop. Then he turns around to face Ron, nodding* [1]
Ron: Sit down. *Audience laughs* Now, it's time for a great game I like to call . . . Props!
*Audience cheers. Lee hands Harry and Seamus two orange foamy things shaped like spikes . . . or mountains . . . like this: /\/\/\. Then he gives Hermione and Ron two purple foamy hammers. Hermione looks incredulously at it for a moment before bopping Lee on the head with hers and going to her place*
Ron: *looks at his hammer* Right, uhhh . . . whenever you're ready, Harry and Seamus, take it away.
*Harry stands up his foamy (so it shall be called) so it's sticking up as Seamus tosses his behind him*
Harry: *stands with his hands folded* It is with great sorrow we bury Muggle pop star Madonna after a freak boob job accident.
*Hermione and Ron get down on their knees and place their hammers over their shoulders*
Hermione and Ron: *marching on their knees and singing in a high voice* Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!
*Seamus holds his foamy on the back of his head as Harry tries not to laugh*
Seamus: *in a skater guy kind of voice* Dude, I swear, I totally nailed that 360!
*Hermione's holding the hammer and pretending to pound something*
Ron: She's a welder by day and *takes the hammer and throws it behind him. Hermione looks at him* a dancer by night!
*Hermione starts laughing*
*Harry has his foamy on his back and pretends to be a dinosaur, complete with the roars and everything*
Seamus: *runs in the other direction* Jurassic Park 4: Another Crappy Sequel! [2]
*Hermione pretends to hold reins connected to Ron and starts to hit him with the foamy*
Hermione: *hitting Ron hard* On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen! On -
*Lee buzzes her and she looks over at him*
Hermione: I'm not done. *continues hitting Ron* On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!! Let's go, you stupid [bleep]!!!
*Lee and the audience are laughing hysterically as Hermione walks over to the desk and hits the buzzer*
Hermione: Now, I'm done. *hits Lee again with her hammer*
*The other four actors laugh. Lee hits the buzzer repeatedly and they bring their props back over to him*
Ron: That was great! Now, we've got a very special game for all of you, with a very special guest. Three-Headed Broadway Star! For Harry, Hermione, and me, helped out by Angelina Johnson on the keyboard. Seamus, go sit down.
*Ron pushes Seamus back to his seat. Seamus turns around and looks as though he's going to cry*
Audience: Awwww.
*Ron looks ashamed. He walks over to Seamus and gives him a little hug. The audience starts laughing and cheering*
Lee: Anyway, how this game goes is we're gonna pretend to be a strange three-headed Broadway star, and what happens, they have to make up a Broadway song, one word at a time, and what we need from the audience is the name of an unlikely Broadway musical. What is that Broadway musical?
Audience member 1: My Hair and Yours!
Audience member 2: At the Salon!
Lee: Uhh, My Hair and Yours sounds good. Now, finish this statement: You've Got Beautiful Blank.
Audience member 1: Hair Dye!
Audience member 2: Hair Gel!
Lee: Hair Gel. That sounds good. Ron, bring out our special guest!
Ron: Ladies and gentlemen, our very special semi-not-really-celebrity guest . . . Draco Malfoy!
*Draco (A/N: Gonna be fair and call him by his first name) struts out waving to the audience. He walks over to Lee and shakes his hands before doing the same to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. He then turns and sits down on the stool in front of Harry*
Harry: *looks at his friends* He's being civil!
Draco: I'm being paid.
Lee: Okay, shut it, you two. So, Ron, Harry, and Hermione, you're singing to Draco as a strange, three-headed Broadway star, singing the hit love song, "You've Got Beautiful Hair Gel" from the Broadway musical, My Hair and Yours.
*A love ballad begins playing*
Ron: You've
Harry: Got
Hermione: Beautiful
Ron: Hair gel
*He laughs*
Harry: Gel *gives Ron a pointed look*
Hermione: It
Ron: Makes
Harry: Me
Hermione: Want
Ron: To
Harry: *hesitates* Dance
*Audience starts to laugh and Draco turns and looks at him. Harry shrugs*
Hermione: My
Ron: Hair ge- *mouthes an expletive*
Harry: Gel!
Hermione: Isn't
Ron: As
Harry: Pretty
Hermione: As
Ron: Your
Harry: Gel
Hermione: Is
Ron: And
Harry: So
Hermione: I'm
Ron: Going
Harry: To
Hermione: Steal
Ron: It
*The audience, Lee, and Seamus start to laugh*
Harry: Yeahhh . . . [3]
Hermione: My!
Ron: Hair --
Harry: *claps a hand over Ron's mouth as he sings* Gel!
Hermione: Is!
Ron: *laughing* Nothing
Harry: Next!
Hermione: To
Ron: Yours!
Harry: It
Hermione: Has
Ron: A
Harry: Pretty
Hermione: Sheen
*Everyone looks at her*
Ron: Where
Harry: Can
Hermione: I
Ron: Get
Harry: Some
Hermione: Hair
Ron: Gel
Harry: That
Hermione: Is
Ron: Just
Harry: Like
Hermione: Yours?
Ron: *thinks hard* Hey!
Harry: *laughing* Ho!
Hermione: I'm
Ron: In
Harry: Love
Hermione: Not
Ron: With
Harry: You
Hermione: And
Ron: Not
Harry: With
Hermione: My
Ron: *hesitates and starts laughing* Dog
Harry: *laughing* But
Hermione: *laughing* I'm
Ron: In
Harry: Love
Hermione: With
Ron: Your
All three: *harmonizing* Hair gel!
*Lee's laughing and presses the buzzer a few times. Harry, Ron, and Hermione start to laugh and shake hands with Draco. He gets up and goes over to shake Lee's hand. Harry picks up his stool and brings it offstage. Draco struts back out of the studio waving to the audience*
Ron: *sitting down at his desk* That game's always so much fun.
Harry: Yeah. Except for those idiots that can't seem to grasp the concept of 'one word at a time.'
*He looks directly at Ron*
Ron: Yeah, don't you just hate those people? *Audience laughs* Anyway, this was a great episode. We had tons of fun and thanks for joining us! Don't forget to stay tuned for a short . . . sort of . . . message from our sponsor. (A/N: A.K.A. me! Read it; it concerns the next episode!) Thanks again and goodnight!
[1]: Yes, I stole this directly from Jeff Davis, one of the times he was winner. He's just so darn funny!!!
[2]: No offense meant here to anyone that actually like Jurassic Park. I've never actually seen it. I had already thought up the props and just needed a third thing for Harry and Seamus. I was flipping through the channels on TV one day and Jurassic Park was on. If anyone thought I was making fun of Jurassic Park . . . well, I kind of was. Sorry.
[3]: This is a sort of inside joke between my friends Becky, Ely, Erin, and Allie. Love you guys!!!!!
A/N: Like I said above, the little note in the next chapter concerns the next episode (a sequel! . . . sort of) with which I need everyone's help. Thanks!
A/N: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I've finally written a "Props" chapter. Hope everyone enjoys!
THANKIES!!!!!
To AngelEyes52: I wasn't really going for romance in this because there's none in the show. Sorry! But I'm so glad you like it!!!!!
To Lenai Riddle: Ain't she a bitch?!?!?!? Lol. Hope this is soon enough for you!!!!!
To Clarinet-Chick-'06: Yeah, I am doing another episode; that's what the author's note in the next chapter concerns, so please read!!!! (I'm begging for help!!!)
To Sammy Solo: *squeals* Thanks sooooo much for your review! It made me all squishy-like inside . . . Enjoy!!!
To wundergurl15: Isn't the real show awesome???? Enjoy the chap!!!
To BaYer04rulz: Thanks so much for your suggestions, and hope you like the chapter!!!!
To THE ENCHANTRESSES: Good to see I have new reviewers!!!! You guys are, like, all that keeps me going (which, in an odd sort of way, is kinda sad . . . oh well). Enjoy!!!
To wettlewash: Thanks so much for your reviews and suggestion!!! PotC and LotR . . . *drool*. Oh, they're wonderful.
To Crystal Raven: *screams* Omigosh, I love you!!!!!!!! You reviewed to EVERY DAMN CHAPTER!!!!!!! Thanks so much for everything, you're awesome!!!!!!
To alecatq: Thanks so much for your review and suggestion!! I've been trying to figure out the name of that game you were talking about, but I can't figure it out and it's driving me MAD!!!!!! Arghhhh . . .
To Fyeten: Thanks so much for your review!!!
To mystic-angel5: Your review totally made my day. So nice . . . Thanks for all the reviews and laughs!!!
To hieiandkuramalover: So . . . someone likes Lee!!! Lol. Thanks sooo much for your suggestions!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ron: Hey everybody. Let's give our winner a hand. Lee Jordan!
*Audience claps and cheers as Lee gets up. He gestures his hands upward to show the audience to get louder. Then he spins around to face the audience and lowers his hand to make the audience stop cheering. Then he raises his hand and makes the audience cheer again. Then he lowers his hand and the crowed goes silent again. Then he points at someone and raises his hand slightly, and a small part of the audience cheers. Then he lowers his hand to make the group stop. Then he turns around to face Ron, nodding* [1]
Ron: Sit down. *Audience laughs* Now, it's time for a great game I like to call . . . Props!
*Audience cheers. Lee hands Harry and Seamus two orange foamy things shaped like spikes . . . or mountains . . . like this: /\/\/\. Then he gives Hermione and Ron two purple foamy hammers. Hermione looks incredulously at it for a moment before bopping Lee on the head with hers and going to her place*
Ron: *looks at his hammer* Right, uhhh . . . whenever you're ready, Harry and Seamus, take it away.
*Harry stands up his foamy (so it shall be called) so it's sticking up as Seamus tosses his behind him*
Harry: *stands with his hands folded* It is with great sorrow we bury Muggle pop star Madonna after a freak boob job accident.
*Hermione and Ron get down on their knees and place their hammers over their shoulders*
Hermione and Ron: *marching on their knees and singing in a high voice* Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!
*Seamus holds his foamy on the back of his head as Harry tries not to laugh*
Seamus: *in a skater guy kind of voice* Dude, I swear, I totally nailed that 360!
*Hermione's holding the hammer and pretending to pound something*
Ron: She's a welder by day and *takes the hammer and throws it behind him. Hermione looks at him* a dancer by night!
*Hermione starts laughing*
*Harry has his foamy on his back and pretends to be a dinosaur, complete with the roars and everything*
Seamus: *runs in the other direction* Jurassic Park 4: Another Crappy Sequel! [2]
*Hermione pretends to hold reins connected to Ron and starts to hit him with the foamy*
Hermione: *hitting Ron hard* On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen! On -
*Lee buzzes her and she looks over at him*
Hermione: I'm not done. *continues hitting Ron* On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!! Let's go, you stupid [bleep]!!!
*Lee and the audience are laughing hysterically as Hermione walks over to the desk and hits the buzzer*
Hermione: Now, I'm done. *hits Lee again with her hammer*
*The other four actors laugh. Lee hits the buzzer repeatedly and they bring their props back over to him*
Ron: That was great! Now, we've got a very special game for all of you, with a very special guest. Three-Headed Broadway Star! For Harry, Hermione, and me, helped out by Angelina Johnson on the keyboard. Seamus, go sit down.
*Ron pushes Seamus back to his seat. Seamus turns around and looks as though he's going to cry*
Audience: Awwww.
*Ron looks ashamed. He walks over to Seamus and gives him a little hug. The audience starts laughing and cheering*
Lee: Anyway, how this game goes is we're gonna pretend to be a strange three-headed Broadway star, and what happens, they have to make up a Broadway song, one word at a time, and what we need from the audience is the name of an unlikely Broadway musical. What is that Broadway musical?
Audience member 1: My Hair and Yours!
Audience member 2: At the Salon!
Lee: Uhh, My Hair and Yours sounds good. Now, finish this statement: You've Got Beautiful Blank.
Audience member 1: Hair Dye!
Audience member 2: Hair Gel!
Lee: Hair Gel. That sounds good. Ron, bring out our special guest!
Ron: Ladies and gentlemen, our very special semi-not-really-celebrity guest . . . Draco Malfoy!
*Draco (A/N: Gonna be fair and call him by his first name) struts out waving to the audience. He walks over to Lee and shakes his hands before doing the same to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. He then turns and sits down on the stool in front of Harry*
Harry: *looks at his friends* He's being civil!
Draco: I'm being paid.
Lee: Okay, shut it, you two. So, Ron, Harry, and Hermione, you're singing to Draco as a strange, three-headed Broadway star, singing the hit love song, "You've Got Beautiful Hair Gel" from the Broadway musical, My Hair and Yours.
*A love ballad begins playing*
Ron: You've
Harry: Got
Hermione: Beautiful
Ron: Hair gel
*He laughs*
Harry: Gel *gives Ron a pointed look*
Hermione: It
Ron: Makes
Harry: Me
Hermione: Want
Ron: To
Harry: *hesitates* Dance
*Audience starts to laugh and Draco turns and looks at him. Harry shrugs*
Hermione: My
Ron: Hair ge- *mouthes an expletive*
Harry: Gel!
Hermione: Isn't
Ron: As
Harry: Pretty
Hermione: As
Ron: Your
Harry: Gel
Hermione: Is
Ron: And
Harry: So
Hermione: I'm
Ron: Going
Harry: To
Hermione: Steal
Ron: It
*The audience, Lee, and Seamus start to laugh*
Harry: Yeahhh . . . [3]
Hermione: My!
Ron: Hair --
Harry: *claps a hand over Ron's mouth as he sings* Gel!
Hermione: Is!
Ron: *laughing* Nothing
Harry: Next!
Hermione: To
Ron: Yours!
Harry: It
Hermione: Has
Ron: A
Harry: Pretty
Hermione: Sheen
*Everyone looks at her*
Ron: Where
Harry: Can
Hermione: I
Ron: Get
Harry: Some
Hermione: Hair
Ron: Gel
Harry: That
Hermione: Is
Ron: Just
Harry: Like
Hermione: Yours?
Ron: *thinks hard* Hey!
Harry: *laughing* Ho!
Hermione: I'm
Ron: In
Harry: Love
Hermione: Not
Ron: With
Harry: You
Hermione: And
Ron: Not
Harry: With
Hermione: My
Ron: *hesitates and starts laughing* Dog
Harry: *laughing* But
Hermione: *laughing* I'm
Ron: In
Harry: Love
Hermione: With
Ron: Your
All three: *harmonizing* Hair gel!
*Lee's laughing and presses the buzzer a few times. Harry, Ron, and Hermione start to laugh and shake hands with Draco. He gets up and goes over to shake Lee's hand. Harry picks up his stool and brings it offstage. Draco struts back out of the studio waving to the audience*
Ron: *sitting down at his desk* That game's always so much fun.
Harry: Yeah. Except for those idiots that can't seem to grasp the concept of 'one word at a time.'
*He looks directly at Ron*
Ron: Yeah, don't you just hate those people? *Audience laughs* Anyway, this was a great episode. We had tons of fun and thanks for joining us! Don't forget to stay tuned for a short . . . sort of . . . message from our sponsor. (A/N: A.K.A. me! Read it; it concerns the next episode!) Thanks again and goodnight!
[1]: Yes, I stole this directly from Jeff Davis, one of the times he was winner. He's just so darn funny!!!
[2]: No offense meant here to anyone that actually like Jurassic Park. I've never actually seen it. I had already thought up the props and just needed a third thing for Harry and Seamus. I was flipping through the channels on TV one day and Jurassic Park was on. If anyone thought I was making fun of Jurassic Park . . . well, I kind of was. Sorry.
[3]: This is a sort of inside joke between my friends Becky, Ely, Erin, and Allie. Love you guys!!!!!
A/N: Like I said above, the little note in the next chapter concerns the next episode (a sequel! . . . sort of) with which I need everyone's help. Thanks!