The YuYu Hakusho yaoi fanfic of DOOM!
Disclaimer: I'm a big kid look what I can do, I can wear big kid pants too. Mommy wow, NO DISCLAIMER NOW! *holds for applause......eh?
Well once upon a time there was this magical coffee stain, and it lived in the land of magical coffee stains. It was a poor peasant stain that was secretly in love with another coffee stain, except that this coffee stain was a princess. What would royalty want with a commoner like her? But unbeknownst to all these feelings were returned. And one day the two were true to each other, and the common stain said "I love you", and the princess coffee stain said "I love you as well", and then the two embraced each other, and then Yuske decided that he should wash all the damn stains out of his clothes.
Yuske: I swear, I try to drink one cup of coffee and I just go and spill it all over my nice green jacket.
Botan: Well that's what happens when you try to drink a hot beverage and ride a unicycle at the same time.
Yuske: Well I'm sorry for thinking that I'm as talented as some circus monkey!
Botan: No Yuske! You shall never be like the great Mr. Bobo! All hail to him for he is our true god!
Yuske: Whatever Botan, you can go pray to your freakin monkey god, I'm gonna go get drunk and punch random people.
So with that Yuske got drunk and punched people, and Botan prayed to her freakin monkey god. What you didn't think that would really happen? You silly reader don't you know that Yuske has creepy magical see-into-the- future-powers? Yep he's just like Elvis.
Meanwhile. In the land of teddybears and group hugs/ better known as Maze castle, evil was afoot!
a foot: What???
Anyways Suzaku leader of the saint beasts sat in his throne doing evil things(no not playing frogger) While his minions ran around and did miniony things.
Suzaku: Genbu get in here!
So as to follow orders Genbu popped right up out of the floor right next to Suzaku. That's right when he's not doing anything else he just sits there in the floor like that's his job, which it is, I mean what else would we pay him to do?
Genbu: I am here master, what do you wish of me?
Suzaku: I'd like to know how our plans for world domination are going.
Genbu: We are almost ready to begin the invasion of the human world using our Makai insects, once it is under our control we can force sprit world to let us out of this castle and then we shall rule over all.
Suzaku: Well that's what they get for not letting us out when we sent them that nice fruit basket, there was a mango in there dammnit! Don't forget to alert them to our plans just days before we can put it into action, thereby giving them the necessary time to find some fighters that will enter this castle and kill us in one on one combat so as to prevent the destruction of their world. But it's not like they will do that or anything.
Genbu: As you command master. Shall I tell the others to prepare themselves?
Suzaku: Yes please do, and tell Byako to wear some nice clothes for a change, that Tarzan look is soooo last year.
Genbu: And now I leave. *insert random sound effect here, I guess that KABOOM! will have to do.
Suzaku: Those humans don't stand a chance against us, now I shall laugh evilly for a lengthy period of time! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....ow my fingers hurt....hahaha.
Later in a completely different location. Yuske had finished his drunken rage and was standing in an alley, Kuwabara was following Yuske around constantly shaking his fist and challenging him to a fight. Kurama and Hiei were there because they were sick of random authors making them have sex in yaoi lemons. I'm still not sure why Keiko was there, guess she has to keep an eye on Yuske.
Yuske: Dammnit Keiko get your eye off of me and put it back in your head!
Keiko: Sorry Yuske, it just kinda popped right out, that's the last time I buy my eyes from a traveling eyeball salesman.
Hiei: Would you people shut up? I'm trying to listen to myself think.
Kurama: to himself; Why am I the only one here who doesn't want to make peoples heads explode?
Keiko: I don't know. Maybe it's just because we like violence and you don't, and we kill people all the time and you try not to. Or maybe it's because you like foxes and we all like doggies, well all of us except Kuwabara, he likes kitties.
Kuwabara: Hey thanks for mentioning me, for a second there I forgot that I was even here. But hey look at this *holds up kitten.
Keiko: Where did you get the cat from?
Kuwabara: Oh I always carry this little guy around with me, haven't any of you ever noticed?
All: Ummmmmmm nope.
So they were all just standing there with big sweatdrops on their foreheads when out of nowhere, Koenma appeared! Oh and ogre was there too for some reason.
Koenma: Yuske, Botan, get over here right now, we've got trouble. Someone has sent us a threatening letter.
Botan: A threatening letter? (I know what you are thinking and no, I did not just forget to say that Botan was there. She was standing in the corner the entire time, you people just never noticed her, fools)
Yuske: Well what does it say?
Koenma: I don't know, it's not like I can read.
Botan: Well then how do you know that it's a threatening letter?
Koenma: Whoever sent it drew an angry face on the envelope. Anyways I need one of you to read it.
Yuske: Why didn't you just have ogre read it?
Koenma: Because he's an ogre.
Botan: Oh just give it here, I'll read it.
So Botan read it of course.
Botan: GASP! The saint beasts are planning to take over the world by infesting it with insects that turn people into murderous zombies. They won't stop until they've been released from their prison; a place called maze castle. Oh, and they also wanted to know why we didn't send them a thank you for a fruit basket they sent you a month ago.
Koenma: A FRUIT BASKET!? A MONTH AGO!? OGRE! YOU SAID THAT YOU BOUGHT ME THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
Ogre: Er uh well you see sir it was your birthday and I'd forgotten and it was just sitting there and I know how much you like mangos and well you know the rest..
Koenma: I'll deal with you later ogre! Yuske, I need you all to go to maze castle and stop these monsters from reaching their goal! Or else I'll get spanked by my dad.
Yuske: No way! We have better things to do than save the world for a talking baby. Lets go guys.
So with that they left, they being Yuske, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. Botan, Koenma, and ogre just stayed standing in the alley, but not Keiko, she left a long time ago. She put on a Richard Nixon mask and a shirt that said "I AM NOT KEIKO AND I AM NOT ESCAPING" and she ran off somewhere. I hear that she was chasing down that eyeball salesman.
Meanwhile at maze castle. Suzaku: Ummmmm, do you think they got our note?
To Be Continued only if their truly is no god.
Well that was most certainly odd. I do hope it was bad enough to be a true "of doom" fic. I told you that it had nothing to with the title. More to come so review or else I WILL upload the next chapter! *shudders
Disclaimer: I'm a big kid look what I can do, I can wear big kid pants too. Mommy wow, NO DISCLAIMER NOW! *holds for applause......eh?
Well once upon a time there was this magical coffee stain, and it lived in the land of magical coffee stains. It was a poor peasant stain that was secretly in love with another coffee stain, except that this coffee stain was a princess. What would royalty want with a commoner like her? But unbeknownst to all these feelings were returned. And one day the two were true to each other, and the common stain said "I love you", and the princess coffee stain said "I love you as well", and then the two embraced each other, and then Yuske decided that he should wash all the damn stains out of his clothes.
Yuske: I swear, I try to drink one cup of coffee and I just go and spill it all over my nice green jacket.
Botan: Well that's what happens when you try to drink a hot beverage and ride a unicycle at the same time.
Yuske: Well I'm sorry for thinking that I'm as talented as some circus monkey!
Botan: No Yuske! You shall never be like the great Mr. Bobo! All hail to him for he is our true god!
Yuske: Whatever Botan, you can go pray to your freakin monkey god, I'm gonna go get drunk and punch random people.
So with that Yuske got drunk and punched people, and Botan prayed to her freakin monkey god. What you didn't think that would really happen? You silly reader don't you know that Yuske has creepy magical see-into-the- future-powers? Yep he's just like Elvis.
Meanwhile. In the land of teddybears and group hugs/ better known as Maze castle, evil was afoot!
a foot: What???
Anyways Suzaku leader of the saint beasts sat in his throne doing evil things(no not playing frogger) While his minions ran around and did miniony things.
Suzaku: Genbu get in here!
So as to follow orders Genbu popped right up out of the floor right next to Suzaku. That's right when he's not doing anything else he just sits there in the floor like that's his job, which it is, I mean what else would we pay him to do?
Genbu: I am here master, what do you wish of me?
Suzaku: I'd like to know how our plans for world domination are going.
Genbu: We are almost ready to begin the invasion of the human world using our Makai insects, once it is under our control we can force sprit world to let us out of this castle and then we shall rule over all.
Suzaku: Well that's what they get for not letting us out when we sent them that nice fruit basket, there was a mango in there dammnit! Don't forget to alert them to our plans just days before we can put it into action, thereby giving them the necessary time to find some fighters that will enter this castle and kill us in one on one combat so as to prevent the destruction of their world. But it's not like they will do that or anything.
Genbu: As you command master. Shall I tell the others to prepare themselves?
Suzaku: Yes please do, and tell Byako to wear some nice clothes for a change, that Tarzan look is soooo last year.
Genbu: And now I leave. *insert random sound effect here, I guess that KABOOM! will have to do.
Suzaku: Those humans don't stand a chance against us, now I shall laugh evilly for a lengthy period of time! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....ow my fingers hurt....hahaha.
Later in a completely different location. Yuske had finished his drunken rage and was standing in an alley, Kuwabara was following Yuske around constantly shaking his fist and challenging him to a fight. Kurama and Hiei were there because they were sick of random authors making them have sex in yaoi lemons. I'm still not sure why Keiko was there, guess she has to keep an eye on Yuske.
Yuske: Dammnit Keiko get your eye off of me and put it back in your head!
Keiko: Sorry Yuske, it just kinda popped right out, that's the last time I buy my eyes from a traveling eyeball salesman.
Hiei: Would you people shut up? I'm trying to listen to myself think.
Kurama: to himself; Why am I the only one here who doesn't want to make peoples heads explode?
Keiko: I don't know. Maybe it's just because we like violence and you don't, and we kill people all the time and you try not to. Or maybe it's because you like foxes and we all like doggies, well all of us except Kuwabara, he likes kitties.
Kuwabara: Hey thanks for mentioning me, for a second there I forgot that I was even here. But hey look at this *holds up kitten.
Keiko: Where did you get the cat from?
Kuwabara: Oh I always carry this little guy around with me, haven't any of you ever noticed?
All: Ummmmmmm nope.
So they were all just standing there with big sweatdrops on their foreheads when out of nowhere, Koenma appeared! Oh and ogre was there too for some reason.
Koenma: Yuske, Botan, get over here right now, we've got trouble. Someone has sent us a threatening letter.
Botan: A threatening letter? (I know what you are thinking and no, I did not just forget to say that Botan was there. She was standing in the corner the entire time, you people just never noticed her, fools)
Yuske: Well what does it say?
Koenma: I don't know, it's not like I can read.
Botan: Well then how do you know that it's a threatening letter?
Koenma: Whoever sent it drew an angry face on the envelope. Anyways I need one of you to read it.
Yuske: Why didn't you just have ogre read it?
Koenma: Because he's an ogre.
Botan: Oh just give it here, I'll read it.
So Botan read it of course.
Botan: GASP! The saint beasts are planning to take over the world by infesting it with insects that turn people into murderous zombies. They won't stop until they've been released from their prison; a place called maze castle. Oh, and they also wanted to know why we didn't send them a thank you for a fruit basket they sent you a month ago.
Koenma: A FRUIT BASKET!? A MONTH AGO!? OGRE! YOU SAID THAT YOU BOUGHT ME THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
Ogre: Er uh well you see sir it was your birthday and I'd forgotten and it was just sitting there and I know how much you like mangos and well you know the rest..
Koenma: I'll deal with you later ogre! Yuske, I need you all to go to maze castle and stop these monsters from reaching their goal! Or else I'll get spanked by my dad.
Yuske: No way! We have better things to do than save the world for a talking baby. Lets go guys.
So with that they left, they being Yuske, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. Botan, Koenma, and ogre just stayed standing in the alley, but not Keiko, she left a long time ago. She put on a Richard Nixon mask and a shirt that said "I AM NOT KEIKO AND I AM NOT ESCAPING" and she ran off somewhere. I hear that she was chasing down that eyeball salesman.
Meanwhile at maze castle. Suzaku: Ummmmm, do you think they got our note?
To Be Continued only if their truly is no god.
Well that was most certainly odd. I do hope it was bad enough to be a true "of doom" fic. I told you that it had nothing to with the title. More to come so review or else I WILL upload the next chapter! *shudders