The YuYu Hakusho yaoi fanfic of DOOM!
Disclaimer: Uh, wasn't the one from the last chapter enough?
Last time: The saint beasts readied their plans for world domination and laughed in an evil fashion. Koenma ordered Yuske and co. to go and stop them, but Yuske refused and decided instead to go out and do things that one would consider enjoyable and pointless. Off to the mall they go!
Kuwabara: Ok we ditched the baby, now what?
Yuske: Lets go get drunk.
Hiei: I despise alcohol and the people who consume it.
Yuske: MUST.DEFEND.ALCHOHOL.
Kurama: Lets go find something else to do.
So that's exactly what they did!
Kuwabara: Hey, do you all wanna go to the food court and get some food?
Yuske: Nah I already ate.
Kurama: Why not go to the flower shop?
Kuwabara: No! The flower shop is much too girly for me!
Hiei: What, you don't like girls? Are you going to be the reason that this story has yaoi in the title?
Kuwabara: I like girls! Especially Hiei's sister, she's hot!
Hiei: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yuske: Well why don't we go to the clothing shop, they sell Halloween costumes too.
All: Ok (Why is Yuske answering his own question? And why does it have no question mark?)
So they all walked into the store, and emerged not three seconds later, dressed up as superheroes.
Kuwabara: I feel pretty now.
Suddenly a large group of blue humans infected by the Makai insects jumped out from the shadows and surrounded our heroes. Then the theme from the old Batman show started playing and the fight began, with big words appearing on the screen as the sound effects!
Yuske: Die you goddamned smurfs!
POW!
Hiei: Say hi to my sword.
SLICE!
Kurama: I don't feel like talking! I'll just whip you!
WHIP!
Kuwabara: Now watch in amazement as I pull off your own pants and beat you with them!
PANTS!
Yuske: For some reason I have to make multiple quips during this one fight scene!
QUIPS!
All of the sudden the music changed to some sort of old party music, and all of the dead bad guys mysteriously came back to life, and a bunch of hippies ran into the scene, and then they all started dancing! AHHHHHH!!!! ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!
After a few hours the four realized that what they were doing was pointless. So they decided to leave, they still kept wearing the superhero costumes though.
Kuwabara: Well that was fun! And look Hiei, I got some woman's phone number!
Hiei: That wasn't a woman.
Kuwabara: Ahhhh! It's all coming true!
Yuske: Finally this story starts to make sense again.
Kurama: Again?
Meanwhile. Back at maze castle, evil was afoot!
a foot: You used this joke already!
Oh, ok. Anyways it would seem that something important is going on inside, so lets watch.
Suzaku: Genbu I'd like to speak to you!
Genbu: Yes master?
Suzaku: Why didn't you pop out of the floor this time?
Genbu: Whenever I do that it uses up our entire special effects budget for the chapter, and we already spent most of that to hire those hippies from earlier.
Suzaku: Oh, anyways what have you to report?
Genbu: Well it would seem like the enemy was trying to stop our world domination plans, but their fighters didn't feel like coming here and fighting us. Instead they're dressing in weird clothes and fighting our infected humans. Also we believe the one with orange hair to be gay.
Suzaku: Wow, and how did you manage to find all of that out?
Genbu: Well I managed to capture an enemy spy, he was trying to impersonate Seriyu.
Genbu then held up Mr. Bobo, who was wearing a Seriyu costume, complete with one of those disguise kit glasses that have the big nose eyebrows and moustache. Uh oh, Botans going to be mad when she finds out that they have her freakin monkey god!
Genbu: Now that we have one of their agents, they have even more of a reason to cave into our demands.
Suzaku: That's good to know, you may leave now Genbu.
Genbu: Yes sir.
Suzaku: One last thing Genbu, is there enough money left in the budget for there to be a sound effect when you leave this time?
Genbu: Only if we reuse a sound effect from before.
Suzaku: Alright, now you may go.
Genbu: And now I leave.
PANTS!
Back to our heroes.
Yuske: Alright that was fun, now who wants to get a taco?
Kurama: Do they even serve tacos here in Japan?
Hiei: Who knows, why don't we go to the bookstore next?
Kuwabara: I don't want to go there! I'll be mocked for my illiteracy!
Hiei: Oh shut up! They have picture books.
Kuwabara: Hooray! Now I'll get to find Waldo!
At the bookstore.
Kuwabara: There he is! He was wearing a skirt and a beard the whole time!
Yuske: Are you still reading that?
Librarian: SHHHHH!
Kuwabara: Why is there a librarian in a bookstore?
Kurama: I don't know, it must be for plot development.
Suddenly the librarian pulled off her mask to reveal that she was really a fat, bald, yellow skinned man, wearing a white shirt and blue jeans.
Hiei: Ahhhhh!!! Die Homer Simpson!
So Hiei killed Homer with his sword, and then changed from his superhero costume to Homer's clothes. Everyone else just acted as if nothing had happened.
Hiei: Ha! Now I am Max Power! Stare in wonderment at my embroidered t- shirt!
Hiei then went on to sing the entire Max Power theme song, but I really don't feel like typing it all right now. If you all wanna hear it so bad then just go watch The Simpsons! I might add the song in some other time.
Kuwabara: Hey! How come I don't get to play some other character?
Hiei: Aren't you still wearing your superhero costume?
Kuwabara: Yeah.
Hiei: Then shut up and keep looking for Waldo!
Yuske: I won't say anything if you don't.
Kurama: Agreed.
Meanwhile. Over in spirit world.
Koenma: Oh how could I have been so blind?
Botan: What's wrong Koenma?
Koenma: I should have know that this fruit basket wasn't from ogre the moment I saw it!
Botan: How would you be able to tell?
Koenma: Well right here on the inside of the card it says "A gift to you from the saint beasts". I always thought it was strange how ogre wrote his whole message on the outside of the card and told me not to open it because there were snakes hiding on the inside.
Botan: Well were there any snakes?
Koenma: Just a few, but that's beyond the point!
Botan: Where did ogre get to now anyway?
Ogre can be seen standing in the background wearing Keiko's Richard Nixon mask and "I AM NOT KEIKO AND I AM NOT ESCAPING" shirt. Neither Botan nor Koenma pay any attention to him despite the fact that his shirt declared him not to be Keiko, but didn't say anything about him not being ogre. I guess that it's just a natural reaction to try ones best to ignore Richard Nixon.
Botan: By the way, has anyone seen Mr. Bobo lately?
To Be Continued.
Alright that's chapter two. With any luck this one made slightly more sense than chapter one. A big thank you goes out to BloodiedAngel for prereading chapter one for me. Also thank you to my reviewers, you all shall get a proper thank you in the next chapter. Bye bye. *waves
Disclaimer: Uh, wasn't the one from the last chapter enough?
Last time: The saint beasts readied their plans for world domination and laughed in an evil fashion. Koenma ordered Yuske and co. to go and stop them, but Yuske refused and decided instead to go out and do things that one would consider enjoyable and pointless. Off to the mall they go!
Kuwabara: Ok we ditched the baby, now what?
Yuske: Lets go get drunk.
Hiei: I despise alcohol and the people who consume it.
Yuske: MUST.DEFEND.ALCHOHOL.
Kurama: Lets go find something else to do.
So that's exactly what they did!
Kuwabara: Hey, do you all wanna go to the food court and get some food?
Yuske: Nah I already ate.
Kurama: Why not go to the flower shop?
Kuwabara: No! The flower shop is much too girly for me!
Hiei: What, you don't like girls? Are you going to be the reason that this story has yaoi in the title?
Kuwabara: I like girls! Especially Hiei's sister, she's hot!
Hiei: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yuske: Well why don't we go to the clothing shop, they sell Halloween costumes too.
All: Ok (Why is Yuske answering his own question? And why does it have no question mark?)
So they all walked into the store, and emerged not three seconds later, dressed up as superheroes.
Kuwabara: I feel pretty now.
Suddenly a large group of blue humans infected by the Makai insects jumped out from the shadows and surrounded our heroes. Then the theme from the old Batman show started playing and the fight began, with big words appearing on the screen as the sound effects!
Yuske: Die you goddamned smurfs!
POW!
Hiei: Say hi to my sword.
SLICE!
Kurama: I don't feel like talking! I'll just whip you!
WHIP!
Kuwabara: Now watch in amazement as I pull off your own pants and beat you with them!
PANTS!
Yuske: For some reason I have to make multiple quips during this one fight scene!
QUIPS!
All of the sudden the music changed to some sort of old party music, and all of the dead bad guys mysteriously came back to life, and a bunch of hippies ran into the scene, and then they all started dancing! AHHHHHH!!!! ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!
After a few hours the four realized that what they were doing was pointless. So they decided to leave, they still kept wearing the superhero costumes though.
Kuwabara: Well that was fun! And look Hiei, I got some woman's phone number!
Hiei: That wasn't a woman.
Kuwabara: Ahhhh! It's all coming true!
Yuske: Finally this story starts to make sense again.
Kurama: Again?
Meanwhile. Back at maze castle, evil was afoot!
a foot: You used this joke already!
Oh, ok. Anyways it would seem that something important is going on inside, so lets watch.
Suzaku: Genbu I'd like to speak to you!
Genbu: Yes master?
Suzaku: Why didn't you pop out of the floor this time?
Genbu: Whenever I do that it uses up our entire special effects budget for the chapter, and we already spent most of that to hire those hippies from earlier.
Suzaku: Oh, anyways what have you to report?
Genbu: Well it would seem like the enemy was trying to stop our world domination plans, but their fighters didn't feel like coming here and fighting us. Instead they're dressing in weird clothes and fighting our infected humans. Also we believe the one with orange hair to be gay.
Suzaku: Wow, and how did you manage to find all of that out?
Genbu: Well I managed to capture an enemy spy, he was trying to impersonate Seriyu.
Genbu then held up Mr. Bobo, who was wearing a Seriyu costume, complete with one of those disguise kit glasses that have the big nose eyebrows and moustache. Uh oh, Botans going to be mad when she finds out that they have her freakin monkey god!
Genbu: Now that we have one of their agents, they have even more of a reason to cave into our demands.
Suzaku: That's good to know, you may leave now Genbu.
Genbu: Yes sir.
Suzaku: One last thing Genbu, is there enough money left in the budget for there to be a sound effect when you leave this time?
Genbu: Only if we reuse a sound effect from before.
Suzaku: Alright, now you may go.
Genbu: And now I leave.
PANTS!
Back to our heroes.
Yuske: Alright that was fun, now who wants to get a taco?
Kurama: Do they even serve tacos here in Japan?
Hiei: Who knows, why don't we go to the bookstore next?
Kuwabara: I don't want to go there! I'll be mocked for my illiteracy!
Hiei: Oh shut up! They have picture books.
Kuwabara: Hooray! Now I'll get to find Waldo!
At the bookstore.
Kuwabara: There he is! He was wearing a skirt and a beard the whole time!
Yuske: Are you still reading that?
Librarian: SHHHHH!
Kuwabara: Why is there a librarian in a bookstore?
Kurama: I don't know, it must be for plot development.
Suddenly the librarian pulled off her mask to reveal that she was really a fat, bald, yellow skinned man, wearing a white shirt and blue jeans.
Hiei: Ahhhhh!!! Die Homer Simpson!
So Hiei killed Homer with his sword, and then changed from his superhero costume to Homer's clothes. Everyone else just acted as if nothing had happened.
Hiei: Ha! Now I am Max Power! Stare in wonderment at my embroidered t- shirt!
Hiei then went on to sing the entire Max Power theme song, but I really don't feel like typing it all right now. If you all wanna hear it so bad then just go watch The Simpsons! I might add the song in some other time.
Kuwabara: Hey! How come I don't get to play some other character?
Hiei: Aren't you still wearing your superhero costume?
Kuwabara: Yeah.
Hiei: Then shut up and keep looking for Waldo!
Yuske: I won't say anything if you don't.
Kurama: Agreed.
Meanwhile. Over in spirit world.
Koenma: Oh how could I have been so blind?
Botan: What's wrong Koenma?
Koenma: I should have know that this fruit basket wasn't from ogre the moment I saw it!
Botan: How would you be able to tell?
Koenma: Well right here on the inside of the card it says "A gift to you from the saint beasts". I always thought it was strange how ogre wrote his whole message on the outside of the card and told me not to open it because there were snakes hiding on the inside.
Botan: Well were there any snakes?
Koenma: Just a few, but that's beyond the point!
Botan: Where did ogre get to now anyway?
Ogre can be seen standing in the background wearing Keiko's Richard Nixon mask and "I AM NOT KEIKO AND I AM NOT ESCAPING" shirt. Neither Botan nor Koenma pay any attention to him despite the fact that his shirt declared him not to be Keiko, but didn't say anything about him not being ogre. I guess that it's just a natural reaction to try ones best to ignore Richard Nixon.
Botan: By the way, has anyone seen Mr. Bobo lately?
To Be Continued.
Alright that's chapter two. With any luck this one made slightly more sense than chapter one. A big thank you goes out to BloodiedAngel for prereading chapter one for me. Also thank you to my reviewers, you all shall get a proper thank you in the next chapter. Bye bye. *waves