The YuYu Hakusho yaoi fanfic of DOOM!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho, I don't own any of its characters, I do own a giant caramel bunny, neat huh?
Last time: I wrote a chapter that had no point whatsoever. The characters ran around and did things that any sane person would have scoffed at. Thankfully I am not a sane person, and I'm hoping that you're not either, so now chapter four begins.
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Outside Maze castle.
Kuwabara: Ok we're here, now what?
Yuske: We go in and start a fight, what else would we do?
Kurama: Are you sure that is a wise plan?
Hiei: Keep quiet Kurama! If they want to run to their deaths, I'd love to sit back and watch.
Kurama: Well I'm at least glad to see that you're back to normal, what was wrong with you last time?
Hiei: Oh I was just fine, it's that damned author that's not making any sense.
Yuske: Can we focus?
Kuwabara: Yeah lets go into the castle!
So the four started running towards the castle, beating on those annoying little hooded demons the whole way. Until finally they arrived at the front gate, the group was greeted by the gatekeeper there.
Kuwabara: Ok what's the deal with the floating eyeball with wings?
Yuske: I have no idea.
Hiei: Can we at least assume that its not here to serve us tea?
Kurama: Or not crumpets either for that matter.
Yuske: What no snack food? Now I'm angry!
Floating eye: Oh the hell with all this, I'm just going to drop the ceiling!
So the floating eyeball demon pulled the switch to activate the gate of betrayal, unfortunately it forgot to look where everyone was standing.
Floating eye: Uh oh!
SPLAT!
Kurama: Why did that flying eyeball demon just crush itself under the ceiling?
Hiei: I don't know, can we blame the author for this too?
Yuske: Oh forget it, let's just go find the saint beasts now!
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Elsewhere in the castle.
As usual Suzaku sat in his throne looking bored and drumming his fingers on the side of it, without warning Genbu popped out of the floor beside Suzaku.
PANTS!
Suzaku: Good timing Genbu, I was just about to call for you.
Genbu: What is it that you wish of me master?
Suzaku: I'd like for you to tell those fools to hurry up and get in here so we can fight!
Genbu: Is that really a wise move?
Suzaku: Well that's the best plan that I have, so that's what we're going to do, unless you can think of something else.
Genbu: Why don't we try to find out why it is that they wish to fight us?
Suzaku: That's a brilliant idea Genbu! So brilliant in fact that I'll assume that it was really my idea and that you stole it!
Genbu: It's true, I'm a terrible idea thief! Please forgive me master Suzaku.
Suzaku: Oh I forgive you, now go piss off those intruders!
Genbu: As you command.
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Back at the gate.
Yuske: Why are we still just standing here?
Kurama: Who knows?
Suddenly Genbu burst from the floor.
Genbu: I am Genbu, the first saint beast. And I think that you all look like prepubescent elementary school girls!
Kuwabara: Too many big words there, what did he just say?
Hiei: That you look like a little girl.
Kuwabara: What?! I do not look like a little girl! Maybe an older girl, but definitely not an elementary school girl!
Genbu: Now that I've insulted you, I leave!
And with that Genbu disappeared back into the floor and went back to Suzaku, while an angry Kuwabara shook his fist at the floor, thinking that's where Genbu still was.
Yuske: Alright now lets run in some random direction in hopes of catching up to him!
So that's exactly what they did. They ran, and they ran, and they ran, until they grew tired of running and rode unicycles instead.
Hiei: Does anybody have anything that I can juggle while I do this?
After twenty minutes of this the four finally reached the door to Suzaku's inner chambers.
Yuske: Alright, as soon as I open this door just run in and start swearing while you punch people!
Hiei: Why?
Yuske: Just do it you goddamned midget!
Hiei: If you value your life, you wont call me a midget again.
Kurama: Can we please not fight each other until we finish with the saint beasts?
Kuwabara: Yeah lets go beat them up, it's been hours since I've used physical violence and I'm starting to feel weird.
Yuske: Then we begin!
The group then opened the door and stepped into Suzaku's chambers. There waiting for them was Suzaku sitting in his throne and Genbu standing beside him.
Yuske: And now the fight begins!
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Meanwhile.
Off in a distant land all was not well, the minions of Suzaku were making like very difficult on a small group of people. The poor cheese sandwiches were forced to work day and night, in shops that made those "I'm with stupid" t-shirts. Oh who will ever rescue them from this horribly oppressive tyranny?
Botan: I will!
So Botan ran in with guns a blazing, just shooting and stabbing everything that wasn't made of cheese and bread.
Botan: Die you goddamned flying eyeballs!
BAM!
BANG!
STAB!
SHOOT!
GROIN KICK!
When it was all over all the eyeball minions lay dead in pools of their own odd colored blood, Botan however was mysteriously unharmed.
Cheese sandwich: Oh thank you so much, but they will soon return for revenge.
Botan; in heavy accent: Don't worry, I'll be back!
With that Botan walked off into the sunset, while the cheese sandwiches went back to being eaten by hungry people.
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Back at the castle.
Suzaku: You were saying?
Yuske: Yes before I was so rudely interrupted, let the fight scene begin.
So Yuske, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara began trying to punch and kick Suzaku, who somehow managed to dodge all their attacks by sitting in his throne! Genbu didn't like being ignored so he jumped into the fight too.
Genbu: I will not let you hit master Suzaku! I will now do my splitting into many pieces and flying at you attack!
Yuske: You do know that we can just jump out of the way and dodge, right?
Genbu: I hadn't even considered the fact, but who cares?! I'll still fly at you with an angry look on my face!
Hiei: Kurama you know what to do!
Kurama: Yes now I will grab for that rock which is colored differently from all the others, thereby making it very easy to spot!
Genbu: It doesn't matter! I'll still just reform without it and hope for the best!
So he did.
Genbu: Oh god damnit! My face is where my crotch should be again!
Yuske and Kuwabara: Hah, Now we shall make our jokes about the iron balls and toilets that got edited out of the television version!
Suzaku: Enough of this! Why have you four come here? And why have you switched Genbu's face with his groin?
Yuske: We came here to kill you because you killed Keiko, and we switched Genbu's face and groin just because it's humorous!
Genbu: No it isn't! I always used to get made fun of in grade school whenever this happened!
Suzaku: What do you mean that I killed Keiko? I've done no such thing.
Kurama: Don't lie to us Suzaku, we know that you're really the eyeball salesman.
Suzaku: Eyeball salesman? I'd never do something so degrading, selling snow cones is another story, but not selling eyeballs!
Hiei: Well if you're not the eyeball salesman then who is?
Suzaku: Why don't you put Genbu back together properly and I'll tell you.
So Kuwabara used his super Tetris playing powers to properly reconstruct Genbu.
Kuwabara: Ok so first I put down this L shaped piece here, and then the T shaped one goes on top of it, and then this square one...
~ 2 hours later ~
Kuwabara: ...and that's the last one!
Yuske: Finally that's done, now you have to answer our questions Suzaku. Who really is the eyeball salesman?
Suzaku: Well that's an easy one, the eyeball salesman is *Dramatic pause* Keiko!
Kurama: Wow I sure didn't see that one coming.
Hiei: I did.
Kuwabara: And I always thought that it was really Bin Ladden! (that was a reference to a review Graves wrote for the first chapter, just read that review and it all will make sense)
Yuske: How can that be? Keiko can't be the eyeball salesman, she was the first victim!
Suzaku: Well duh, she was faking it.
Kuwabara: No way, you can't fake something like that!
Suzaku: Just look I'll show you.
Suzaku then pulled out two little X's and placed them over his eyes. He then dumped some ketchup (or catsup, your choice) on himself and fell down onto the ground.
Yuske: No, not another one! How many more must you kill eyeball salesman? How many more?
Kurama: *Sweatdrop. Umm Yuske, he's just pretending.
Yuske: I knew that! I was just... testing you all! Yeah that's it.
Genbu: You all must listen to what lord Suzaku says.
Suzaku: You four have all been betrayed by your friends in spirit world, it is clear that they sent you here to die.
Kurama: But why?
Suzaku: I don't know! Maybe they were bored and needed some entertainment!
Kuwabara: But then why couldn't they have just watched some crappy reality TV show?
Kurama: And next up on FOX it's "So would you marry this bologna for one million dollars?"
All: What the hell?
Kurama: What? Am I not allowed to act insane like you people from time to time?
Hiei: No you aren't.
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To Be Continued.
Okay, okay, I know that all that was pointless and stupid but so what. Now that school has started back up I have very little time for this story. So for now I'm just going to hit the pause button on this story and wait a while before I do chapter 5, which should actually be chapter 4.5 seeing as how no one could call this a full chapter.
Yuske: Don't you dare even think of stopping my adventure! If you do I'll *Freezes suddenly.
Tsuni: Ha! Also before I forget, a big thank you goes out to the following people: cutie pie Hiei, Animefannatic-11, animelover630, asian princess 61, V. Chansie, anime-poker-chik, and of course GraveoftheFlies.
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho, I don't own any of its characters, I do own a giant caramel bunny, neat huh?
Last time: I wrote a chapter that had no point whatsoever. The characters ran around and did things that any sane person would have scoffed at. Thankfully I am not a sane person, and I'm hoping that you're not either, so now chapter four begins.
`
Outside Maze castle.
Kuwabara: Ok we're here, now what?
Yuske: We go in and start a fight, what else would we do?
Kurama: Are you sure that is a wise plan?
Hiei: Keep quiet Kurama! If they want to run to their deaths, I'd love to sit back and watch.
Kurama: Well I'm at least glad to see that you're back to normal, what was wrong with you last time?
Hiei: Oh I was just fine, it's that damned author that's not making any sense.
Yuske: Can we focus?
Kuwabara: Yeah lets go into the castle!
So the four started running towards the castle, beating on those annoying little hooded demons the whole way. Until finally they arrived at the front gate, the group was greeted by the gatekeeper there.
Kuwabara: Ok what's the deal with the floating eyeball with wings?
Yuske: I have no idea.
Hiei: Can we at least assume that its not here to serve us tea?
Kurama: Or not crumpets either for that matter.
Yuske: What no snack food? Now I'm angry!
Floating eye: Oh the hell with all this, I'm just going to drop the ceiling!
So the floating eyeball demon pulled the switch to activate the gate of betrayal, unfortunately it forgot to look where everyone was standing.
Floating eye: Uh oh!
SPLAT!
Kurama: Why did that flying eyeball demon just crush itself under the ceiling?
Hiei: I don't know, can we blame the author for this too?
Yuske: Oh forget it, let's just go find the saint beasts now!
`
Elsewhere in the castle.
As usual Suzaku sat in his throne looking bored and drumming his fingers on the side of it, without warning Genbu popped out of the floor beside Suzaku.
PANTS!
Suzaku: Good timing Genbu, I was just about to call for you.
Genbu: What is it that you wish of me master?
Suzaku: I'd like for you to tell those fools to hurry up and get in here so we can fight!
Genbu: Is that really a wise move?
Suzaku: Well that's the best plan that I have, so that's what we're going to do, unless you can think of something else.
Genbu: Why don't we try to find out why it is that they wish to fight us?
Suzaku: That's a brilliant idea Genbu! So brilliant in fact that I'll assume that it was really my idea and that you stole it!
Genbu: It's true, I'm a terrible idea thief! Please forgive me master Suzaku.
Suzaku: Oh I forgive you, now go piss off those intruders!
Genbu: As you command.
`
Back at the gate.
Yuske: Why are we still just standing here?
Kurama: Who knows?
Suddenly Genbu burst from the floor.
Genbu: I am Genbu, the first saint beast. And I think that you all look like prepubescent elementary school girls!
Kuwabara: Too many big words there, what did he just say?
Hiei: That you look like a little girl.
Kuwabara: What?! I do not look like a little girl! Maybe an older girl, but definitely not an elementary school girl!
Genbu: Now that I've insulted you, I leave!
And with that Genbu disappeared back into the floor and went back to Suzaku, while an angry Kuwabara shook his fist at the floor, thinking that's where Genbu still was.
Yuske: Alright now lets run in some random direction in hopes of catching up to him!
So that's exactly what they did. They ran, and they ran, and they ran, until they grew tired of running and rode unicycles instead.
Hiei: Does anybody have anything that I can juggle while I do this?
After twenty minutes of this the four finally reached the door to Suzaku's inner chambers.
Yuske: Alright, as soon as I open this door just run in and start swearing while you punch people!
Hiei: Why?
Yuske: Just do it you goddamned midget!
Hiei: If you value your life, you wont call me a midget again.
Kurama: Can we please not fight each other until we finish with the saint beasts?
Kuwabara: Yeah lets go beat them up, it's been hours since I've used physical violence and I'm starting to feel weird.
Yuske: Then we begin!
The group then opened the door and stepped into Suzaku's chambers. There waiting for them was Suzaku sitting in his throne and Genbu standing beside him.
Yuske: And now the fight begins!
`
Meanwhile.
Off in a distant land all was not well, the minions of Suzaku were making like very difficult on a small group of people. The poor cheese sandwiches were forced to work day and night, in shops that made those "I'm with stupid" t-shirts. Oh who will ever rescue them from this horribly oppressive tyranny?
Botan: I will!
So Botan ran in with guns a blazing, just shooting and stabbing everything that wasn't made of cheese and bread.
Botan: Die you goddamned flying eyeballs!
BAM!
BANG!
STAB!
SHOOT!
GROIN KICK!
When it was all over all the eyeball minions lay dead in pools of their own odd colored blood, Botan however was mysteriously unharmed.
Cheese sandwich: Oh thank you so much, but they will soon return for revenge.
Botan; in heavy accent: Don't worry, I'll be back!
With that Botan walked off into the sunset, while the cheese sandwiches went back to being eaten by hungry people.
`
Back at the castle.
Suzaku: You were saying?
Yuske: Yes before I was so rudely interrupted, let the fight scene begin.
So Yuske, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara began trying to punch and kick Suzaku, who somehow managed to dodge all their attacks by sitting in his throne! Genbu didn't like being ignored so he jumped into the fight too.
Genbu: I will not let you hit master Suzaku! I will now do my splitting into many pieces and flying at you attack!
Yuske: You do know that we can just jump out of the way and dodge, right?
Genbu: I hadn't even considered the fact, but who cares?! I'll still fly at you with an angry look on my face!
Hiei: Kurama you know what to do!
Kurama: Yes now I will grab for that rock which is colored differently from all the others, thereby making it very easy to spot!
Genbu: It doesn't matter! I'll still just reform without it and hope for the best!
So he did.
Genbu: Oh god damnit! My face is where my crotch should be again!
Yuske and Kuwabara: Hah, Now we shall make our jokes about the iron balls and toilets that got edited out of the television version!
Suzaku: Enough of this! Why have you four come here? And why have you switched Genbu's face with his groin?
Yuske: We came here to kill you because you killed Keiko, and we switched Genbu's face and groin just because it's humorous!
Genbu: No it isn't! I always used to get made fun of in grade school whenever this happened!
Suzaku: What do you mean that I killed Keiko? I've done no such thing.
Kurama: Don't lie to us Suzaku, we know that you're really the eyeball salesman.
Suzaku: Eyeball salesman? I'd never do something so degrading, selling snow cones is another story, but not selling eyeballs!
Hiei: Well if you're not the eyeball salesman then who is?
Suzaku: Why don't you put Genbu back together properly and I'll tell you.
So Kuwabara used his super Tetris playing powers to properly reconstruct Genbu.
Kuwabara: Ok so first I put down this L shaped piece here, and then the T shaped one goes on top of it, and then this square one...
~ 2 hours later ~
Kuwabara: ...and that's the last one!
Yuske: Finally that's done, now you have to answer our questions Suzaku. Who really is the eyeball salesman?
Suzaku: Well that's an easy one, the eyeball salesman is *Dramatic pause* Keiko!
Kurama: Wow I sure didn't see that one coming.
Hiei: I did.
Kuwabara: And I always thought that it was really Bin Ladden! (that was a reference to a review Graves wrote for the first chapter, just read that review and it all will make sense)
Yuske: How can that be? Keiko can't be the eyeball salesman, she was the first victim!
Suzaku: Well duh, she was faking it.
Kuwabara: No way, you can't fake something like that!
Suzaku: Just look I'll show you.
Suzaku then pulled out two little X's and placed them over his eyes. He then dumped some ketchup (or catsup, your choice) on himself and fell down onto the ground.
Yuske: No, not another one! How many more must you kill eyeball salesman? How many more?
Kurama: *Sweatdrop. Umm Yuske, he's just pretending.
Yuske: I knew that! I was just... testing you all! Yeah that's it.
Genbu: You all must listen to what lord Suzaku says.
Suzaku: You four have all been betrayed by your friends in spirit world, it is clear that they sent you here to die.
Kurama: But why?
Suzaku: I don't know! Maybe they were bored and needed some entertainment!
Kuwabara: But then why couldn't they have just watched some crappy reality TV show?
Kurama: And next up on FOX it's "So would you marry this bologna for one million dollars?"
All: What the hell?
Kurama: What? Am I not allowed to act insane like you people from time to time?
Hiei: No you aren't.
'
To Be Continued.
Okay, okay, I know that all that was pointless and stupid but so what. Now that school has started back up I have very little time for this story. So for now I'm just going to hit the pause button on this story and wait a while before I do chapter 5, which should actually be chapter 4.5 seeing as how no one could call this a full chapter.
Yuske: Don't you dare even think of stopping my adventure! If you do I'll *Freezes suddenly.
Tsuni: Ha! Also before I forget, a big thank you goes out to the following people: cutie pie Hiei, Animefannatic-11, animelover630, asian princess 61, V. Chansie, anime-poker-chik, and of course GraveoftheFlies.