Chapter 2: ...And so they attacked...With the DESERT FOX!
Orange Star has gone chaotic. With the two enemies locked head on at each other, what will they do?
(At the Orange Star HQ)
"Ok Andy. Can you hold up the defenses?" asked Nell.
"Yup, Yes sir I can!" (SLAP!) "Owww."
(At the Allied HQ)
"Ok guys, what are we going to do?" asked Patton.
"Ohhh, How bout we load up into planes and paratroop men onto several cities, and try to get to Berlin without the bridges to far!" said Montgomery.
"We neud no MARKET GARDEN! It wazz de stupidest plaun I've evr seen!" replied Rommel.
"I think it was brilliant. A Bridge Too Far, it was a good movie!" replied Sean Connery.
Patton takes out a gun, and shoots him in the head. "Stupid British!"
(Gasp!) "You killed James Bond. 007. The British spy! How dare you!" yelled Montgomery.
"Pierce Brosman is better anyway."
"Why you little!"
As they fought and fought, Rommel finally got annoyed at watching two "siszy girls" fight. "While you'se two bikkering, I will major an offensive! Suo long!" And he left. Sped off and gather all his troops, and advance toward Orange Star's HQ.
A BF-109 flew down and shot men off the ground and flew away.
"You can't do that. You can move and attack but you can keep moving!" yelled Andy.
"Ohh go cry to your mommy!" said the pilot, as he was calling in for bombers to bomb Andy.
"Hey, for your information, my mom is dead. And as for you..." said Andy cut off as he saw a bomb coming toward him. "Holy Fu..." as he flew up in the air and landed on the top of his HQ, impaled by the lighting rod.
"Audvance! Audvance! Let's go! Let's go! Audvance!" Rommel singing.
News comes to him that the Orange Star CO has been killed, in the most weird way. He jumps for joy and easily takes the HQ of his enemy.
"You sock! I rock! You sock! I rock!" Rommel singing again. Ok, I'm gonna kill you off If you keep on singing.
"Esh! Don't kill pour German! Please!"
(Back at the Orange Star MAIN HQ)
"Ok, that was stupidest mistake sending Andy to defend" Nell said.
"Nell, you have gotten stupider" said Sami.
"I'm smart...really."
"Ok, if your so smart, you go into battle next" replied Max.
"Fine. And if I win, you all owe me 1,000 GC."
"That's easy money" Sami replied.
"Ok, 10,000,000."
"Whoa there, do you have 20,000,000 GC on you?" Sami asked.
"Yeah, I can always take it out of Orange Star's depository."
"Yeah, you got a point."
(Back at the Allies NEW HQ = Orange Star's Old HQ)
"Well guys, thanks to the help of Rommel, we've captured more territory in this place" Montgomery announced.
"But they still here! Lets keep on killing them! Its so much fun!" yelled Patton.
"Ok, since you are so piped up you can go out and destroy them."
"YES! I will destroy there forces!"
"Indeed, ya" Rommel.
Next chapter ... CHAPTER 3: The Man Whose Been To Sicily
~ Bare with me here through this stupid chapter. I would still like some constructive criticism. I'm not like one of those idiots who are like, "I want reviews in order to write more" That's a bunch of bullshit. So please review, if you do or not. IM STILL GONNA WRITE! ~
Orange Star has gone chaotic. With the two enemies locked head on at each other, what will they do?
(At the Orange Star HQ)
"Ok Andy. Can you hold up the defenses?" asked Nell.
"Yup, Yes sir I can!" (SLAP!) "Owww."
(At the Allied HQ)
"Ok guys, what are we going to do?" asked Patton.
"Ohhh, How bout we load up into planes and paratroop men onto several cities, and try to get to Berlin without the bridges to far!" said Montgomery.
"We neud no MARKET GARDEN! It wazz de stupidest plaun I've evr seen!" replied Rommel.
"I think it was brilliant. A Bridge Too Far, it was a good movie!" replied Sean Connery.
Patton takes out a gun, and shoots him in the head. "Stupid British!"
(Gasp!) "You killed James Bond. 007. The British spy! How dare you!" yelled Montgomery.
"Pierce Brosman is better anyway."
"Why you little!"
As they fought and fought, Rommel finally got annoyed at watching two "siszy girls" fight. "While you'se two bikkering, I will major an offensive! Suo long!" And he left. Sped off and gather all his troops, and advance toward Orange Star's HQ.
A BF-109 flew down and shot men off the ground and flew away.
"You can't do that. You can move and attack but you can keep moving!" yelled Andy.
"Ohh go cry to your mommy!" said the pilot, as he was calling in for bombers to bomb Andy.
"Hey, for your information, my mom is dead. And as for you..." said Andy cut off as he saw a bomb coming toward him. "Holy Fu..." as he flew up in the air and landed on the top of his HQ, impaled by the lighting rod.
"Audvance! Audvance! Let's go! Let's go! Audvance!" Rommel singing.
News comes to him that the Orange Star CO has been killed, in the most weird way. He jumps for joy and easily takes the HQ of his enemy.
"You sock! I rock! You sock! I rock!" Rommel singing again. Ok, I'm gonna kill you off If you keep on singing.
"Esh! Don't kill pour German! Please!"
(Back at the Orange Star MAIN HQ)
"Ok, that was stupidest mistake sending Andy to defend" Nell said.
"Nell, you have gotten stupider" said Sami.
"I'm smart...really."
"Ok, if your so smart, you go into battle next" replied Max.
"Fine. And if I win, you all owe me 1,000 GC."
"That's easy money" Sami replied.
"Ok, 10,000,000."
"Whoa there, do you have 20,000,000 GC on you?" Sami asked.
"Yeah, I can always take it out of Orange Star's depository."
"Yeah, you got a point."
(Back at the Allies NEW HQ = Orange Star's Old HQ)
"Well guys, thanks to the help of Rommel, we've captured more territory in this place" Montgomery announced.
"But they still here! Lets keep on killing them! Its so much fun!" yelled Patton.
"Ok, since you are so piped up you can go out and destroy them."
"YES! I will destroy there forces!"
"Indeed, ya" Rommel.
Next chapter ... CHAPTER 3: The Man Whose Been To Sicily
~ Bare with me here through this stupid chapter. I would still like some constructive criticism. I'm not like one of those idiots who are like, "I want reviews in order to write more" That's a bunch of bullshit. So please review, if you do or not. IM STILL GONNA WRITE! ~