PB: Huh? Huh? Who's back? That's right! I'm back! XD And posting something different fer once!

I disappeared for like, a year+ XD *dies laughing*

Ummm... Lessee... Well, I wrote this a long time ago, when I was taking biology class with a friend. We wrote a crapload of Rockman fic dealies, but this one is a solo project. By me. Not the other guy. This IS in an older style, so it's not that great... I could edit it, but where's the fun in that? Ne? Ne? *nudge*

Eh. *shrug* Oh, yeah, disclaimers and such... *ahem*

D I S C L A I M E R: Rockman/Megaman is the brainchild of the famed Keiji Inafune, and I claim no ownership. There. Sue me now! I'd like to see you try XD

I don't often post anything in a script-esque style, but I really thought that this little excerpt worked the best in this particular form.

In any case, please enjoy this, although it's quite short... If I get a decent number of reviews (i.e. seven to ten), then I may feel like posting more! It'll get better! ^_^

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GATE-SAMA! (Uh... Piece 1!)

Isoc: *comes dashing down the hall of Gate's laboratory, carrying a huge box in front of him* Gate! Oh, Gate-Sama! There's a box addressed to the lab! I think you should open it!! Gate? Gate?! *trips, dropping the box*

Box: *hits the ground* OW! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Isoc: Wha? O_o *screams* GATE! GATE! THE BOX IS TALKING! I'M LEAVING IT IN THE HALL! *runs off*

~3 days pass~

Gate: *walking down the hall* Hey, what's this? *kicks the box* It sure is big... ¬...¬ Well, it IS addressed to the lab... Still... I dunno...I hear weak scratching in there. It could be dangerous. ISOC! Open the box!

~2 days later~

Isoc: Hey, it's the box... I'm gon' open it! *unwraps tape and slowly opens the box*

Oh...My...GOD O_O

Box: *rasping heavily*

Isoc: Gate! Come check the box! *runs quickly*

~And yet another day passes...~

Isoc: Think we should've opened it sooner?

Gate: Judging from its appearance, I think so...

Isoc: It looks dead.

Gate: I dunno, Isoc. It's still breathing. *pulls something from box* Go... go get some water... or... something...

Isoc: Yessir! *runs off*

~3 hours later~

Dynamo: I H A T E YOU... ¬____¬

Gate: Those are such harsh words. Take it back. And besides, I honestly didn't think you were going to send yourself here in a box.

Dynamo: Well, I didn't have enough money to buy you a birthday present, but I wanted to do something special. So, here I am.

Gate: What?

Dynamo: I'm your birthday present! n_n

Gate: *stares at Dynamo* WHY THE HELL?

Dynamo: After my mercenary work for Sigma ended, I found that, him being my only source of money, I had none. So... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Gate: O...kay. I appreciate the thought, but I'm gonna have to return this to the sender.

Dynamo: BUT YOU CAN'T! THAT'S ME!!

Gate: Watch me. *shoves Dynamo into the box*

Dynamo: But where will I go?! DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE~~~~~

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PB: Oh, where will our poor little epitome of arrogance end up going? If I get some reviews, then... uh... then we'll find out!! X )

Ye know the drill! Click that pretty button over there and review fer me, please! I would greatly appreciate it!! ^_^