I am SO sorry for everyone that has been waiting for a chapter. My dad's store opened up like two weeks ago and I of course being the nice daughter I am had to help him. I had to come right from school and pick up some food from Taco Bell or Wendy's then straight to the store. I haven't even turned my computer on in like a week. But I think that you people deserve a chapter. It's a little short, but here it is...

Disclaimer - uhm...uh...er......I can't think of a good one now. ^_^'

...but let's recap first...

Last time on Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones....

"If you ever talk about my mate or me again I swear to all the kais that you will be dead."

Vegeta just growled and punch him in the stomach.

"I didnt even feel that."

Gohan smirked and punched Vegeta in the stomach with all his might. Vegeta clutched his stomach and doubled over. His eyes were widened. He fell to the ground on his knees still holding his stomach. ::Shit that baka is going to die. Fuck, baka emotional boy. Should just finish his mating.:: He soon dropped out of SSJ and just sat there still holding his stomach blood dripping from his mouth. He growled.

"This fight is over." he said reluctantly. The others cheered for Gohan. Gohan smirked and lowered himself back down to the ground going back to normal. He stood next to Vegeta.

"Come on let's go get a senzu bean." Vegeta glared at him and stood up. He had a lot of blood coming from his mouth from the blow to his stomach, but nothing to kill him. He walked in front of Gohan towards the house. Gohan shook his head. "Vegeta has never been a good loser." he mumbled following him. Suddenly Bulma's voice was heard.

"NO YOU TWO WILL NOT GET BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! THE FLOOR IS CLEAN
AND KEEP IT THAT WAY!!"

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Now to today's Chapter..........


Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones


Other Friends and Hot Showers


A second later both saiyans were pushed outside by Bulma with her frying pan both sporting new bumps on their heads. She then threw two senzu beans at them both that they caught. She hmphed and walked back inside. Everyone sweat dropped. Gohan walked back to where he was standing before chewing the hard bean.

"Gohan you fought well. I see you haven't been slacking." Juunanna said walking up to Gohan.

"Course not."

"You definitely are Goku's son." Gohan smiled kindly at the cyborg. Juunanna felt something tug on pants.

"Unkie I want to play."

"Okay sweetie come on." He picked his niece up and put her on his shoulder. "I'll see you around Gohan." he nodded to him. Gohan smiled. He turned to Videl and put his arm around her.

"Hello."

"Thought you forgot about me."

"Like I said before I could never forget about you."

"Yeah but you forgot about all the mud and blood all over you. You need a shower."

Gohan looked down at himself and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry." he said putting his hand behind his head.

She giggled.

"That's all right. Come on we'll ask Bulma if you can take a shower. We'll see if you can get dressed faster this time." she said grabbing his hand and leading him towards the house.

"Well maybe if you dont distract me so much I'll be able to."

"Distract?" she asked innocently. "What ever do you mean?"

"Come with me and I'll show you." he whispered in her ear. She giggled and they both went into the house. Anyone who had been watching their little exchange of words raised an eyebrow smirking.

Videl walked to the kitchen. "Hey Bulma mind if Gohan uses one of your showers?"

"Of course not. As long as he doesn't track blood anywhere."

"K Bulma." She dragged Gohan up the stairs. Bulma looked at the two and shook her head. ::Young love.::

Videl went into a room she found. Luckily it was one of the guest rooms.

"Wow this room is bigger than my room." Gohan smirked.

"Speaking of your room." he put his arms around her.

"Your clothes are still dirty."

"How 'bout you help me take them off." he whispered in her ear. She giggled and turned around in his grip. He gave her one of the smirks she absolutely loved. "Come on I promise 100% fun." he smirked. ::He just loves to tease me. How would he like it if someone teased back.::

"Only if you help me with mine." she said suggestively in his ear. She had to hold in her laughter at his face. His eyes were wide and confused. A looked of realization went over his face as he noticed. ::So teasing me is she.:: He smirked. Suddenly he pulled her into him so they were touching everywhere.

"Happily." he smirked.

"Gohan!" she said angrily.

"Hey, hey, just joking. Even now okay?"

"Yeah." she gave him one kiss on the lips and pulled away from his grip. She pointed towards the shower. "But you still need to get cleaned up."

"Yeah, yeah. You know sometimes you remind me off my mom."

"What's that supposed to mean?" she said hand on her hips. He blinked now she really looked like his mom.

"uh nothing." he smiled sheepishly.

"Right answer mister. Now why dont you go in the shower and I find you something to wear."

"Fine, but no pink shirts." she raised an eyebrow. "I'll tell you later."

"Right." she left the room.

He sighed. He began to undress taking off the blood covered shirt and seeing that all cuts were healed and no bruises were left. ::Thank Kami wait Korin for senzu beans.:: Now fully undressed, turned on the shower and let the hot water start to steam up the room. He stepped into the water and closed the blurry shower door. He sighed and began to wash the blood and dirt off of him. The water relaxed his muscles. He stood underneath the hot water soaking his short hair and face. He sighed again and continued his shower. 20 minutes later he stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around his waist. He walked into the bedroom. The cooler air made goose bumps pop up on his skin, though he wasn't cold.

He noticed the clothes on the bed and raised an eyebrow. He walked over to them and scanned them. It was another spandex top white ::I didnt know there were white spandex:: and a pair of black training pants. That he usually wore. ::At least it isn't all black, though black is my favorite. I wonder if she knows that. Probably.:: He began to get dressed. The clothes fit pretty well. He guessed they were Vegeta's old clothes, but then again those would to be too small. He just shrugged and pulled on his shoes. He walked downstairs. The doors to the ballroom were open and he could hear the party in the huge ball room and it was sort of hurting his ears. He began to walk away from the room.

"Gohan!"

He turned around at his name and looked at the person who was calling his name. It was his worst nightmare....well maybe not his worst, but still bad...well it really depends...you know anyway. Standing there was Erasa and Sharpner. They both ran up to him.

"Hey Gohan man what's up?"

"Hey Gohan." Erasa said attaching herself to him like always not noticing the change in style of clothes.

"uh hey guys what are you guys doing here?"

"The party. Are parents were invited so we got to come to. It is really fun. So what are you doing here?"

"Yeah I didnt know any of your parents worked at Capsule Corp."

"They dont. A group of old friends are..." he was cutoff as Vegeta roughly passed by him hitting his shoulder.

"Should watch where your going Vegeta." he said immediately turning cold.

"This is my house boy and no spawn of Kakkarot is going to tell me what to do."

"Whatever Vegeta, but if you hurt any human you will be in for it."

"Like you could do anything."

"I can and besides there is always Bulma." Vegeta growled at him.

"Whatever boy." he walked off. Gohan smirked. He loved to bother Vegeta.

"Hey Gohan isn't that Bulma Briefs husband the one you punched?" Erasa asked.

"Yeah. He needs to learn some manners though."

"I see he is still mad at you." Sharpner pointed out,

"No he isn't. He's not a whole lot mad now. He is mad I just beat him in a spar."

"Oh." they both said surprised.

"uh hey guys." They all looked at the voice.

"Videl!" Erasa said running over to her friend relieving Gohan's arm of her grip.

"What's up girl."

"Hey Videl." Sharpner greeted her smiling his 'charming' smile.

"uh hey guys so what are you two doing here?"

"We came to the party with our parents." Erasa explained.

"Yeah so what's up?"

"Nothing just hanging out with Gohan and some friends of his."

"Oh is there something we should know." Erasa asked suggestively. Erasa giggled as they both blushed.

"Well...." Videl began. Erasa went wide eyed.

"Seriously??! You two are together? Like going out together." both blushed. "OMG! That is great. Dont you think Sharpner?"

He grumbled. After all he was a jealous guys who always wanted Videl for his own. "So when did this happen?" Erasa said excitingly.

"Last night, but a lot has happened since then." Erasa's eyes widened slightly. She grabbed Videl's arm and with surprising strength pulled her into the next room. Gohan raised an eyebrow.

"I guess they're having a girl talk." Sharpner suggested. Gohan shrugged. Erasa basically dragged Videl into the room.

"What's that all about?" Videl asked Erasa.

"When you said 'a lot has happened' you didnt mean what I think you mean did you?"

"It depends on what you think it means."

"What you meant, I think, when you said that was that you mean you and Gohan had.....you know....sex."

"SEX?!" she whispered loudly.

"I'll take that as a no."

"Better. It will be awhile before we cross that line." (a/n - Hehe right ;}) Videl said wide eyed.

"How about some heavy making-out?"

"Well, not too heavy some though." she blushed.

"I have GOT to know. Is he a good kisser?"

"Most definitely. He may act naive but he knows what he's doing."

"So a lasting relationship?" Erasa asked curiously.

"Oh yea. A very long lasting relationship." Erasa smiled.

"Man you bag the hottest guy in school and have a good relationship with him. Girl, you are so lucky."

"I know." Both girls laughed.

Gohan tried to hear what the two girls were saying but he guessed most walls in CC were soundproof or damn well near it. He leaned back against the wall. Sharpner followed sighing.

"Man, Gohan I dont know how you did it but you managed to bag the most wanted girl in school." Gohan raised an eyebrow. "I've been trying to get with Videl for ever and you can come and be her best friend in like months, then go out with her."

"We connected."

"Connected sure." he grumbled. "Well congrats to the guy who broke Videl Satan's innocence." he did a mock bow. Gohan growled not liking him talking about her like that.

"It's not like that."

"Sure." he said sarcastically. Gohan glared. "Dont be mad I wont tell anyone."

"I said we didnt do anything so there isn't anything for you not to tell anyone."

"You dont have to lie buddy. You can tell me. SO how was it."

"Just shut up Sharpner."

"Hey no one tells me to shut up."

"I just did didnt I?" he smirked. Sharpner hmphed and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Lucky I'm wearing my fave shirt or I would kick your ass. I dont want to get any blood on my shirt. Yours of course." Sharpner smirked cockily.

"Right." Gohan said sarcastically. "That wont be challenging at all. I mean I probably wouldn't even have to use my arms." he said smirking at Sharpner's cockiness. Sharpner glared and went in his face.

"What's that supposed to mean?" he growled.

"It means that I am saying I am a better fighter than you." he said smirking amusingly at Sharpner. He liked playing around with him. It was fun.

"Yeah right nerd-boy. You cant be a better fighter than me I have been training for over five years of my life. Probably more than you can say."

"Wow five years." he smirked. "I've been training since I was four. Wait no four and a half. Oh yeah did I ever tell you my father was Son Goku."

"THE Son Goku?"

"That's him. I never really knew Dad was that famous until I started school."

"But Mr. Satan says all those things your father does are tricks. He isn't a real martial artist if he has to use those tricks, just like you probably."

"Well Mr. Satan lied."

The two girls walked out of the other room laughing. Videl walked to his side. He put his arm around her waist. She sensed some tension in the room.

"What's up you two." Gohan smiled down at her.

"Nothing. Just talking. So, what were you two talking about?"

"Oh stuff." Videl said smirking. "Gohan shouldn't we get back to the party? I mean I still want to meet everyone."

"Ok." they both turned to the two.

"Erasa Sharpner we'll see you guys later. We got to get back to some friends."

"Okay Vid, Gohan. We'll see ya, right Sharpie?"

"Yeah cya." he said still thinking about what Gohan had said to him minutes before.

"Cya two." Gohan said over his shoulder as he and Videl walked away.

"What's up with Sharpner?" Gohan shrugged.

"Dunno."

"No when you say dunno you know something. What were you two talking about?"

"Nothing."

"Dont make me threaten you."

"We were just talking about martial arts."

"What about martial arts." she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh just who could beat who."

"WHAT!? You didnt hurt him did you."

"No I wouldn't do that now."

"I'm not so sure."

"What dont you trust your big ol'e cat." he asked giving her a puppy dog look. (a/n - what irony. Big cat...puppy eyes....get it? he...he...^_^')

"Not when you give me that look." she said smiling. He chuckled.

"Come on let's go eat. If we dont get there in time it'll all be gone."

"I can imagine with 3 saiyans there not including you that might actually eat more than you."

At that moment his stomach grumbled emphasizing his hunger. He grinned sheepishly.

"Come on." She attached herself to his arm.

They both began to walk towards the backyard again. When they got out there they saw ChiChi starting to bring the food out and Bulma holding back the hungry saiyans. She looked at Gohan and laughed at his face. He was drooling and staring at the food. He made a move towards the food but she held him back.

"Ah, ah, ah, dont make me have to borrow your mothers pan." he groaned and just continued to stare longingly at all the food.

Chichi was soon done bringing all of the food out. Everyone sat down, but they still had to wait for the humans to get their food. After everyone else was done the real eating began. There were limbs flying everywhere and food disappearing quickly. Videl who had finished her food watched amazed mostly towards Vegeta. A full blood eating was just as bad as a hybrid though he did eat with a certain grace. ::Gohan said he was a prince though so it makes sense:: She quickly averted her stare as he threw a glare at her. Instead she focused on Gohan who was close to finishing his meal of 45 courses. She found her eyes wander to his chest. ::Kami I think I'm becoming addicted to his body. Not that that's a bad thing.:: she smirked. Then her eyes wandered to where she saw the scar last night. ::I wonder how he got that scar. There was also some other ones there. Battle scars maybe. There must be some good stories attached to them.:: Her eyes traveled a bit more down to his perfectly shaped abdomen. She suddenly got an urge to trace the washboard abs he had with her finger. She shook her head and her eyes began to get lower, but quickly stopped there. ::Bad eyes. We will not go there.....

...yet.::

She smirked and let her eyes go back to his face. She blushed when she saw him looking at her. Had he seen her checking him out. ::Well like it matters. He's mine now.:: She sent him a playful smirk, which he returned with a cute smile. He draped an arm around her shoulder loving even the smallest of contact with her. After everyone was done the women began to bring out the dessert. Videl helped chichi and Bulma with the huge desserts for the saiyans. When everything was passed out everyone ate their deserts. The only conversation at the table was the slurps and clangs of the utensils against the plate and there was a lot of that.

Once everyone was full and content conversations started back up again. Gohan was talking to Tien and Chautzu about their training in Antarctica. Videl had been drawn into a conversation between Krillin, Yamcha, 17 and 18. They were talking about the upcoming tournament and if they should compete. Videl had said confidently that she would of course compete. Yamcha and Krillin both said that they had no reason to participate since the saiyans could definitely kick both of their asses them being only human and all. At least 17 and 18 had a chance with them being part android and all. Gohan wandered over to Videl when his conversation took a turn to something else he wasn't interested in. He got there when they were talking about the saiyans fighting.
He smirked getting an idea.

He walked up towards her and let his hands drift down and when he passed her he pinched her butt. He almost laughed when she jumped. He quickly spun around with his hands in his pockets. She turned around and eyed his back. She crossed her arms and smirked. She turned back to the other three who didnt seem to notice the little exchange. After another minute she jumped again and spun around. This time 18 noticed and just smirked shaking her head. Videl raised an eyebrow and hmphed. She turned back around this time though she would get her revenge on him. The second she thought his hand was close to her bottom she zapped behind him and pinched his butt. He made a squeak and jumped. 18 and Videl both chuckled. Gohan turned around and faced her.

"Pay back."

"I'll show you pay back." He was about to take her in his strong grip when the little watch on her wrist beeped. Both of the teens looked at it.

"I swear I took this off." she pushed the button on the watch and the captains face appeared. "What's up?"

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So how did you guys like it? Who was expecting a lemon from the title? I know some of you did. Well you will have to wait a bit longer for that, because they're problems aren't over yet. Well keep watching for the next chapter. (tho it will be awhile)

~DarkGohansOnna