SIGNING BACK IN IT'S DARKGOHANSONNA!!!!!
HEY MINNA-SAN!!!!!!!
Wow! It's been so long! I have been going insane not being able to do anything about the story. I contemplated temporary adoption just so that you guys could get something! It is rather sad to say that my computer is still not fixed and with my schedule and my parent's I don't think it will for a long time. I finally got a hold of the computer for a bit and decided to put something together for all you guys! I love ya'll so much for staying along and not giving up. To everyone who reviewed I thank you! This might not be the best material I ever wrote do to my rustiness, but I will try. Right now it is 11:40 and I plan to get this out tonight! So here I go! Enjoy it!
Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones (Damn it feels good to write that!)
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Thoughtful Hercule, Smug Princes, and Why?
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"Uh....where does that kid live?"
Hercule had been thinking about if for well over a minute when he suddenly got an idea! (GASP!)
"Whose that girl that's always here....?
"....Carmen.....no girl from last week....."
"....Electra....no stripper....."
"....I got it! Francine! I'll just call her and ask her where that boy lives." He walked over to the phone and picked up the receiver. He reached to dial a number, but instead scratched his head.
".....what's her number?" He sat and pondered. Then another thought popped into his head! (DOUBLE GASP!!)
"Videl's a girl....and all girls have an address book....but that means I'll have to go into her room...." Hercule felt a shiver go through him. But for the sake of his image he began the trek upstairs and towards Videl's room. Five minutes later he entered the jungle which could only be a teenage girl's bedroom.....
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The two teens entered the room where most of the Z-gang still were. They were lounging about talking and playing card games. Kurillin, Yamcha, Tien, Juunanna and surprisingly Vegeta were playing cards at the table. It seemed Vegeta even won at Earth games by the look on the other's faces. Tien's third eye was glaring at Vegeta, who had a smug look on his face. As they entered they didn't seen to catch anyone's attention, to their relief. Videl held onto Gohan's hand as he walked over to talk to his mother about what she was doing.
"Oh there you two are!"
"Yeah we were just...talking upstairs..." Videl said blushing.
"Oh is that what you kids call it nowadays!" Kurillin's voice was heard throughout the room. All the adults chuckled as the two teens blushed and Kurillin earned himself a glare from Gohan. As if it couldn't get worse Bulma walked into the room and smirked at the two.
"I thought you wouldn't come down for a minute! Vegeta wouldn't and he gets it every..."
"BULMA! Totally not necessary!"
The blue haired woman smirked at the young saiyans reaction and Vegeta got a cocky ass smirk on his face as the other males looked at him enviously.
"Well someone in this damn group has to be getting some." Vegeta commented his smirk getting cockier.
"Hey don't act so high and mighty prince..." Yamcha said sarcastically. "The other night I had this fine red head that had a mouth like...."
"Okay way too much info I think I'll go to the kitchen." Gohan threw his hands up earning a chuckle from the room occupants. As he turned to Videl he saw her in a conversation with Bulma.
".....but every night?! How do you....." He stared shocked at his girlfriend before grabbing her and dragging her from the room. "Hey!"
"Got that is the horniest group of adults I've ever seen." Gohan muttered.
"If I remember correctly I know someone who goes by King SmartAss Hornyashell of Hornyton."
"Oh that still stands, but it's just wrong! They're old!"
"Better not let Bulma hear you say that or she'll knock you one with the pan!" Gohan winced just at the thought. He glanced over his shoulder to make sure Bulma really wasn't there. He sighed and turned back to Videl who was holding in her laughter.
"Fine get joy off of my weaknesses!" he pouted and turned his back to Videl. She smirked.
"Aw.... I think I hurt my poor Gohan's feelings. I'm sorry is there something I can do for you... ya know to make it up?" she wrapped her arms around his waist and kissed his shoulder through the thin material.
"I'm pretty sure there's a little something you could do." She smirked and began to kiss the back of his neck and ran her hands over his clothed stomach.
"Yeah I can figure something out." He turned around and brought her hands around his neck and leaned in for a kiss. The kiss lasted a little longer than expected, but no one complained. Gohan lifted Videl onto one of the counters and continued to kiss her. She wrapped her hands loosely around his neck as he caressed her own. Gohan couldn't help but smile at the thought that they hadn't yet been interrupted. Videl felt the grin on her lips and took this time to begin on his jaw line. Just as she did this she saw three little blonde, black, and purple haired heads come from behind the counter. She quickly pulled away surprised. Gohan groaned at the loss of lips and looked confused at Videl. She nodded at the three young kids. Gohan turned around and sighed.
"Hey what are you three doing down here? I thought Bulma told you to go play upstairs."
"Nii-san we were playing, but if got boring? What were you two doing?"
"They were mating you idiot." Trunks said in a matter of fact tone.
"Oh."
"Trunks we were not mating. And where did you hear that anyway?"
"Trunks' Daddy told him and he told Goten who told me!" Marron piped up from behind the older boys.
"Oh great all we need is for Juuhachi to find out and get pissed at Vegeta. Them two would bring down the house." Gohan muttered.
"Why were you mating Gohan? Is Videl your mate? Are you two going to have se...." Gohan cut his brother off.
"Goten! Don't let mom ever hear you say that word!"
"Why?"
"Because it's not a word you should know."
"Why?"
"Because it's bad."
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Wh...?"
"okay you three upstairs and stay there or I will get Trunks' Daddy to come and make you." All three's eyes widened and they raced away without another word. Gohan sighed.
"Out of the mouth of babes." Videl sighed. Gohan nodded. He would also have to tell Vegeta to lay off on the mate talk around Goten or his mom would kill him. Not that Vegeta would listen, but it's worth a try.
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Wow this felt really good and I know it's short, but now that I am back in working condition I am already thinking up all kinds of craziness! Next time I get the Laptop I think I will type a longer chapter (this is pretty short I know!) Hope ya liked it and was up to par! All reviews are welcome as I am coming around to the big 200!! Look out for the next chapter!
Ja,
DarkGohansOnna
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HEY MINNA-SAN!!!!!!!
Wow! It's been so long! I have been going insane not being able to do anything about the story. I contemplated temporary adoption just so that you guys could get something! It is rather sad to say that my computer is still not fixed and with my schedule and my parent's I don't think it will for a long time. I finally got a hold of the computer for a bit and decided to put something together for all you guys! I love ya'll so much for staying along and not giving up. To everyone who reviewed I thank you! This might not be the best material I ever wrote do to my rustiness, but I will try. Right now it is 11:40 and I plan to get this out tonight! So here I go! Enjoy it!
Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones (Damn it feels good to write that!)
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Thoughtful Hercule, Smug Princes, and Why?
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"Uh....where does that kid live?"
Hercule had been thinking about if for well over a minute when he suddenly got an idea! (GASP!)
"Whose that girl that's always here....?
"....Carmen.....no girl from last week....."
"....Electra....no stripper....."
"....I got it! Francine! I'll just call her and ask her where that boy lives." He walked over to the phone and picked up the receiver. He reached to dial a number, but instead scratched his head.
".....what's her number?" He sat and pondered. Then another thought popped into his head! (DOUBLE GASP!!)
"Videl's a girl....and all girls have an address book....but that means I'll have to go into her room...." Hercule felt a shiver go through him. But for the sake of his image he began the trek upstairs and towards Videl's room. Five minutes later he entered the jungle which could only be a teenage girl's bedroom.....
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The two teens entered the room where most of the Z-gang still were. They were lounging about talking and playing card games. Kurillin, Yamcha, Tien, Juunanna and surprisingly Vegeta were playing cards at the table. It seemed Vegeta even won at Earth games by the look on the other's faces. Tien's third eye was glaring at Vegeta, who had a smug look on his face. As they entered they didn't seen to catch anyone's attention, to their relief. Videl held onto Gohan's hand as he walked over to talk to his mother about what she was doing.
"Oh there you two are!"
"Yeah we were just...talking upstairs..." Videl said blushing.
"Oh is that what you kids call it nowadays!" Kurillin's voice was heard throughout the room. All the adults chuckled as the two teens blushed and Kurillin earned himself a glare from Gohan. As if it couldn't get worse Bulma walked into the room and smirked at the two.
"I thought you wouldn't come down for a minute! Vegeta wouldn't and he gets it every..."
"BULMA! Totally not necessary!"
The blue haired woman smirked at the young saiyans reaction and Vegeta got a cocky ass smirk on his face as the other males looked at him enviously.
"Well someone in this damn group has to be getting some." Vegeta commented his smirk getting cockier.
"Hey don't act so high and mighty prince..." Yamcha said sarcastically. "The other night I had this fine red head that had a mouth like...."
"Okay way too much info I think I'll go to the kitchen." Gohan threw his hands up earning a chuckle from the room occupants. As he turned to Videl he saw her in a conversation with Bulma.
".....but every night?! How do you....." He stared shocked at his girlfriend before grabbing her and dragging her from the room. "Hey!"
"Got that is the horniest group of adults I've ever seen." Gohan muttered.
"If I remember correctly I know someone who goes by King SmartAss Hornyashell of Hornyton."
"Oh that still stands, but it's just wrong! They're old!"
"Better not let Bulma hear you say that or she'll knock you one with the pan!" Gohan winced just at the thought. He glanced over his shoulder to make sure Bulma really wasn't there. He sighed and turned back to Videl who was holding in her laughter.
"Fine get joy off of my weaknesses!" he pouted and turned his back to Videl. She smirked.
"Aw.... I think I hurt my poor Gohan's feelings. I'm sorry is there something I can do for you... ya know to make it up?" she wrapped her arms around his waist and kissed his shoulder through the thin material.
"I'm pretty sure there's a little something you could do." She smirked and began to kiss the back of his neck and ran her hands over his clothed stomach.
"Yeah I can figure something out." He turned around and brought her hands around his neck and leaned in for a kiss. The kiss lasted a little longer than expected, but no one complained. Gohan lifted Videl onto one of the counters and continued to kiss her. She wrapped her hands loosely around his neck as he caressed her own. Gohan couldn't help but smile at the thought that they hadn't yet been interrupted. Videl felt the grin on her lips and took this time to begin on his jaw line. Just as she did this she saw three little blonde, black, and purple haired heads come from behind the counter. She quickly pulled away surprised. Gohan groaned at the loss of lips and looked confused at Videl. She nodded at the three young kids. Gohan turned around and sighed.
"Hey what are you three doing down here? I thought Bulma told you to go play upstairs."
"Nii-san we were playing, but if got boring? What were you two doing?"
"They were mating you idiot." Trunks said in a matter of fact tone.
"Oh."
"Trunks we were not mating. And where did you hear that anyway?"
"Trunks' Daddy told him and he told Goten who told me!" Marron piped up from behind the older boys.
"Oh great all we need is for Juuhachi to find out and get pissed at Vegeta. Them two would bring down the house." Gohan muttered.
"Why were you mating Gohan? Is Videl your mate? Are you two going to have se...." Gohan cut his brother off.
"Goten! Don't let mom ever hear you say that word!"
"Why?"
"Because it's not a word you should know."
"Why?"
"Because it's bad."
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Wh...?"
"okay you three upstairs and stay there or I will get Trunks' Daddy to come and make you." All three's eyes widened and they raced away without another word. Gohan sighed.
"Out of the mouth of babes." Videl sighed. Gohan nodded. He would also have to tell Vegeta to lay off on the mate talk around Goten or his mom would kill him. Not that Vegeta would listen, but it's worth a try.
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Wow this felt really good and I know it's short, but now that I am back in working condition I am already thinking up all kinds of craziness! Next time I get the Laptop I think I will type a longer chapter (this is pretty short I know!) Hope ya liked it and was up to par! All reviews are welcome as I am coming around to the big 200!! Look out for the next chapter!
Ja,
DarkGohansOnna
@}-'-,---