Oh my goddess! It's been soooo long! I hated having you all wait soooo long for an update. It's not fair to all you reviewers and readers out there. I mean it's really be a loooong time. Well I'm back and I hope this will make it up to you. Though I do have an announcement to make…
…I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!
Finally after all that waiting and complaining to my parents (not to mention my mom's laptop also broke) I got it. And it's the best shit there is out there now. I have been breaking it in for a bit now, and I think I am ready to start up AE, SI, and TH. I'm sorry if it is a bit off, or there isn't a lot, but I have to get back into my groove, when that happens there will be no stopping me I promise!
I thank everyone who stuck with me and still reviewed after all this time. I appreciate every single one of you! And I would especially like to thank my new buds DarkHeart81 and Angie (FFN: Angie and Lena) They got it into my brain to get off my ass and update and well here I am!
Now if you even took the time to read this, I am pretty sure that you are wishing for me to end, so I will. Let me leave you with this one last note…
…I'M BACK BABY!!!
And now I'm proud to say…
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Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones
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Sex Life of a Teenage Saiyan
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"No…..no…..definitely not…..ah ha!"
Hercule pulled his arm out from under the huge bed and looked at what was in his hand. His face lit up like a cherry, this was not a address book. He coughed looking around, to make sure no one was there, and threw the black bra behind him. He sighed and stood up.
"Where in hell is that damn book!?"
He looked around him scanning the room.
::Closet…looked there…Dresser…looked there…Desk that is glowing with a freakishly bright light with some sort of music playing from it…looked there…wait…::
Hercule walked over to the desk that was glowing with a godly light while inspirational music was playing somewhere in the background.
"Ah! Found it!"
He took the book that was sitting in the center of the desk and opened it. He saw a whole lot of scribbled names and numbers and wondered what kind of order it was in. He sat down on the floor and stared at the book for about twenty minutes before he noticed the letters going in alphabetical order on the side of the book.
"Oh….well I saw that…I was just making sure that….uh…yeah…."
He realized there was no one there to convince that he wasn't an idiot, so he just flipped to the E's. He had realized during his search of Videl's room that Francine had been the name of their cat. Then he had found a picture that had Videl, a blonde guy, that freak, and the blonde girl he was looking for. After staring at the picture for an unimaginable amount of time, he turned it around to realize that the names of the people in the picture were on the back…
So now all he had to do was find the girls name in the book. It shouldn't be too hard, even for Hercule. "Egan, Ellen, Eran, Erasa!" See?
"Success! Videl and Saiyaman I will get you yet! Mwahahahahaha……ooh a quarter…"
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Well after the Chibis had been shooed away, Videl was no longer in the mood for anything. They had been interrupted far too many times that night, and she figured it wasn't meant to happen. At least not that day.
"Go-chan I need to call my dad and tell him that I am staying over here instead of your house."
Despite Videl's reluctance to want to try again, Gohan and his hormones would be way to happy to start again.
"You can do that later." he whispered in her ear. "Don't you want to play?"
"Gohan, it's been a long day I am exhausted." she sighed at the pout on his face.
"But I'm still horny." he whined. Videl giggled at the statement.
"You're always horny, as I've state multiple times today." she saw that he was still pouting and sighed. "Go-chan if you go into the living room and relax and not be horny, I will give you a special treat tomorrow."
"How special?" Videl leaned into his ear, and nipped it.
"Extra."
Gohan nodded and like a good little puppy walked into the living room to rejoin the rest of the Z fighters. Videl sighed and shook her head. She would have to train that boy, or as they say make him totally whipped. She was well on the way, if you asked her. She walked to the phone that she saw on the wall. She picked it up and quickly pushed in the numbers to her house. She hoped that her father wasn't home. She didn't really want to tell him where she was, but she could leave a totally innocent message on their machine...
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Gohan walked into the living room before realizing that he had done exactly what Videl had told him. He groaned and held his face in his hand, sitting on an open couch.
"What's up Gohan?" Kurillin took a chance of talking to the depressed looking Saiyan.
"I am completely whipped." he heard chuckles all around him. "At least I admit it." he grumbled his eyes shooting to Vegeta and Kurillin.
"Don't worry bro, it happens to the best of us. Just not me, Vegeta on the other hand can help you I'm sure." Gohan gave Kurillin a disbelieving look and glanced at Vegeta, who was still smirking arrogantly, sitting across from him.
"And why are you so 'happy' Vegeta?"
"I still get more than any of you. Besides the woman is whipped, too. She'll do anything I want." he leaned back in his chair placing his hands behind his head, still with that damn smirk on his face. Gohan snorted and placed his own hands behind his head, mimicking Vegeta.
"I'm sure." he replied sarcastically. He smirked at Vegeta's glare. "I bet she has you wrapped around her little finger, and only does what you want sometimes because she can get something out of it."
"Of course you would understand the workings of a female mind." Vegeta grumbled under his breath.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Gohan got on the defensive, leaning over the table at Vegeta. Vegeta was once more taking hits at his pride. The others in the room all groaned at the signs of a starting fight.
"Just making observations."
"Really. Well why don't you enlighten me about these 'observations'." Gohan was obviously growing angry.
"I was just questioning your sexuality as you've never laid with a female, in your life." Vegeta said this all with a calm façade, examining his fingernails.
"And you would know this how Vegeta? Taken a little interest in me?" At his own hit to his pride, Vegeta also leaned across the table glaring at the teen. Their faces were inches apart.
"I have a mate who I have already completely bonded with. More than you have to say."
"Really." Gohan lost his glare a smirk developing on his face. "I'll let you know, I lost my virginity when I was 12." This seemed to earn him interested looks from all around. "You all believed I was a virgin?" they all looked away from him. "Wonderful!"
"So, who was it Gohan?" Kurillin asked, more interested in the fact, than trying to avoid the fight. Kurillin noticed a slight blush cover the demi's cheeks.
"Just someone....ya know....heat....." Gohan said in a low tone. His voice turned serious. "If either my mother of Videl find out about any of this I will give you pain beyond belief!" Everyone looked alarmed (except Vegeta of course). Yamcha tried to break the silence that had come from the threat.
"Heat? As in animals, heat?" Yamcha asked stupidly. "Wow, Saiyans ARE close to mon…" He was faced with two powerful glares. "I mean, wow." He laughed nervously and scooted away from the two Saiyans.
"Hmph! Heat doesn't count! What happens during heat will not prepare you for your female." Vegeta chuckled. "I can see you stumbling around already, well if you ever BITE the damn girl!" Gohan growled and his glare hardened on Vegeta. Before anymore words could be exchanged though, Bulma walked into the room.
"Hey guys, Trunks and Pan are back from their shopping trip." she noticed the looks on all the men's faces. "What were you talking about?" She asked suspiciously.
"Nothing." was chorused around the room, except from Vegeta, who smirked at Gohan.
"Actually the boy was describing to us his sex life." This earned him a glare from Gohan, who clenched his hands into fists. "You never said my woman."
"Vegeta don't pester him." Bulma said quickly turning back to Gohan. "Now Gohan, tell me everything. Was it romantic? Spur of the moment? Anyone we know?" She shot the questions out fast. Gohan stared at her his mouth hanging open, before sitting back down in his chair.
"Hey you guys!" Trunks walked into the room. Gohan was happy to have a way to draw their attention away from him.
"Trunks! Where have you been all day? I haven't seen you around."
"Mom gave Pan a lot of cash and forced us to go shopping for clothes while we are here." he sighed and plopped down in a chair next to Gohan. "What have ya'll been up to?" Gohan chuckled nervously.
"Nothing much just reminiscing on old times, eating, drinking, nothing unusual."
"Still sounds more exciting than standing in the women's section of a store, carrying hundreds of bags, being asked how everything looks. I never knew Pan could be such a…girl, with the shopping an all." Gohan glanced around and noticed that they were focusing on Bulma now. He sighed in relief, but then he noticed Bulma glance at him and an evil light fill her eyes. Everyone else's eyes followed hers.
"Didn't think I would forget that fast did you Gohan?"
"uh…yes, I did in fact." he sighed. Bulma wouldn't stop talking about it, if she knew the details.
"What's up mom?" Trunks looked curious...he hadn't heard any of the conversation before he entered the room.
"Gohan here was about to fill me in on his supposed sex history." Gohan noticed Trunks' mouth form an O before closing back.
"Not willingly." Gohan mumbled. "It's all your father's fault."
"Somehow I believe that." Trunks didn't seem to have any sympathy for Gohan. He was smirking in fact! That lavender haired Bastard! "Sounds very interesting though....So Gohan! Tell us!" He threw a smirk at Gohan.
"You Bastard! You know already!" Gohan grumbled at Trunks. A shriek from Bulma caused them all to look at her.
"WHAT?! Trunks was your first?!" Everyone was staring at Bulma like she was insane.
"Mom are you alright?"
"Yeh, Bulma why in the world would you think TRUNKS was my first?"
"Well you said....he knew...how else....? Never mind....well since it's not Trunks," here Vegeta said a loud, 'Thanks Kami!', "who was it?"
"No one.....just some girl....I was in heat." Gohan mumbled hoping Trunks wouldn't hear him.
"Just some girl!?" Trunks exclaimed. Gohan groaned. Trunks knew he didn't want them to know he had had a relationship. "From where I stood it was definitely more than just some girl." Bulma looked inquisitively at her future son.
"Really?" she glared at Gohan, who just buried his head in his arms.
"Well, let's just say, I have the habit of being in the WRONG place at the WRONG time…many times."
"More than a habit! You walked in like FIVE times!" Gohan eyed the other teen. "Sometimes I think you planned it! Couldn't get a moment of peace with Lime!"
"Oh yeah because my biggest goal in life is to see you naked!" Trunks said it in a 'as if' tone.
"What?! You want to see my father naked?!" Pan, who had just walked into the room with Videl, threw her hand over her mouth. Everyone looked at Pan. Videl's eyes darted from Gohan to Pan and back again. Her eyes seemed to flash in realization. She opened her mouth and nothing came out. Her eyes rolled back. Gohan noticed a fraction of a second before she fell back. He caught her before she hit the ground. He looked at Pan in confusion, once Videl was safe in his arms.
"Hello Father." she mumbled, a small smile on her lips. Gohan's eyes almost dropped out of their sockets. He should have realized it.
"WHAT?!" Another voice entered the conversation as Chichi entered the room. "GOHAN!!!!" Gohan saw the look he was receiving and began to back up, gulping.
"uh....yes Mother?"
"You have some 'splainin' to do!!" And with that Chichi advanced. (1)
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1- I found the damn word Angie! Yay for me!
Well, I know it isn't a lot and it doesn't make up for the long wait, but it works I think! I would really appreciate the reviews….just to see if I have any readers left ^_^ Thanks for waiting so long. Like I said up in the Author's Note….I am really sorry, and plan to never take that long again!
DarkGohansOnna
…I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!
Finally after all that waiting and complaining to my parents (not to mention my mom's laptop also broke) I got it. And it's the best shit there is out there now. I have been breaking it in for a bit now, and I think I am ready to start up AE, SI, and TH. I'm sorry if it is a bit off, or there isn't a lot, but I have to get back into my groove, when that happens there will be no stopping me I promise!
I thank everyone who stuck with me and still reviewed after all this time. I appreciate every single one of you! And I would especially like to thank my new buds DarkHeart81 and Angie (FFN: Angie and Lena) They got it into my brain to get off my ass and update and well here I am!
Now if you even took the time to read this, I am pretty sure that you are wishing for me to end, so I will. Let me leave you with this one last note…
…I'M BACK BABY!!!
And now I'm proud to say…
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Alter Egos, Saiyan Instincts, and Teenage Hormones
__________________________________________
Sex Life of a Teenage Saiyan
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"No…..no…..definitely not…..ah ha!"
Hercule pulled his arm out from under the huge bed and looked at what was in his hand. His face lit up like a cherry, this was not a address book. He coughed looking around, to make sure no one was there, and threw the black bra behind him. He sighed and stood up.
"Where in hell is that damn book!?"
He looked around him scanning the room.
::Closet…looked there…Dresser…looked there…Desk that is glowing with a freakishly bright light with some sort of music playing from it…looked there…wait…::
Hercule walked over to the desk that was glowing with a godly light while inspirational music was playing somewhere in the background.
"Ah! Found it!"
He took the book that was sitting in the center of the desk and opened it. He saw a whole lot of scribbled names and numbers and wondered what kind of order it was in. He sat down on the floor and stared at the book for about twenty minutes before he noticed the letters going in alphabetical order on the side of the book.
"Oh….well I saw that…I was just making sure that….uh…yeah…."
He realized there was no one there to convince that he wasn't an idiot, so he just flipped to the E's. He had realized during his search of Videl's room that Francine had been the name of their cat. Then he had found a picture that had Videl, a blonde guy, that freak, and the blonde girl he was looking for. After staring at the picture for an unimaginable amount of time, he turned it around to realize that the names of the people in the picture were on the back…
So now all he had to do was find the girls name in the book. It shouldn't be too hard, even for Hercule. "Egan, Ellen, Eran, Erasa!" See?
"Success! Videl and Saiyaman I will get you yet! Mwahahahahaha……ooh a quarter…"
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Well after the Chibis had been shooed away, Videl was no longer in the mood for anything. They had been interrupted far too many times that night, and she figured it wasn't meant to happen. At least not that day.
"Go-chan I need to call my dad and tell him that I am staying over here instead of your house."
Despite Videl's reluctance to want to try again, Gohan and his hormones would be way to happy to start again.
"You can do that later." he whispered in her ear. "Don't you want to play?"
"Gohan, it's been a long day I am exhausted." she sighed at the pout on his face.
"But I'm still horny." he whined. Videl giggled at the statement.
"You're always horny, as I've state multiple times today." she saw that he was still pouting and sighed. "Go-chan if you go into the living room and relax and not be horny, I will give you a special treat tomorrow."
"How special?" Videl leaned into his ear, and nipped it.
"Extra."
Gohan nodded and like a good little puppy walked into the living room to rejoin the rest of the Z fighters. Videl sighed and shook her head. She would have to train that boy, or as they say make him totally whipped. She was well on the way, if you asked her. She walked to the phone that she saw on the wall. She picked it up and quickly pushed in the numbers to her house. She hoped that her father wasn't home. She didn't really want to tell him where she was, but she could leave a totally innocent message on their machine...
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Gohan walked into the living room before realizing that he had done exactly what Videl had told him. He groaned and held his face in his hand, sitting on an open couch.
"What's up Gohan?" Kurillin took a chance of talking to the depressed looking Saiyan.
"I am completely whipped." he heard chuckles all around him. "At least I admit it." he grumbled his eyes shooting to Vegeta and Kurillin.
"Don't worry bro, it happens to the best of us. Just not me, Vegeta on the other hand can help you I'm sure." Gohan gave Kurillin a disbelieving look and glanced at Vegeta, who was still smirking arrogantly, sitting across from him.
"And why are you so 'happy' Vegeta?"
"I still get more than any of you. Besides the woman is whipped, too. She'll do anything I want." he leaned back in his chair placing his hands behind his head, still with that damn smirk on his face. Gohan snorted and placed his own hands behind his head, mimicking Vegeta.
"I'm sure." he replied sarcastically. He smirked at Vegeta's glare. "I bet she has you wrapped around her little finger, and only does what you want sometimes because she can get something out of it."
"Of course you would understand the workings of a female mind." Vegeta grumbled under his breath.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Gohan got on the defensive, leaning over the table at Vegeta. Vegeta was once more taking hits at his pride. The others in the room all groaned at the signs of a starting fight.
"Just making observations."
"Really. Well why don't you enlighten me about these 'observations'." Gohan was obviously growing angry.
"I was just questioning your sexuality as you've never laid with a female, in your life." Vegeta said this all with a calm façade, examining his fingernails.
"And you would know this how Vegeta? Taken a little interest in me?" At his own hit to his pride, Vegeta also leaned across the table glaring at the teen. Their faces were inches apart.
"I have a mate who I have already completely bonded with. More than you have to say."
"Really." Gohan lost his glare a smirk developing on his face. "I'll let you know, I lost my virginity when I was 12." This seemed to earn him interested looks from all around. "You all believed I was a virgin?" they all looked away from him. "Wonderful!"
"So, who was it Gohan?" Kurillin asked, more interested in the fact, than trying to avoid the fight. Kurillin noticed a slight blush cover the demi's cheeks.
"Just someone....ya know....heat....." Gohan said in a low tone. His voice turned serious. "If either my mother of Videl find out about any of this I will give you pain beyond belief!" Everyone looked alarmed (except Vegeta of course). Yamcha tried to break the silence that had come from the threat.
"Heat? As in animals, heat?" Yamcha asked stupidly. "Wow, Saiyans ARE close to mon…" He was faced with two powerful glares. "I mean, wow." He laughed nervously and scooted away from the two Saiyans.
"Hmph! Heat doesn't count! What happens during heat will not prepare you for your female." Vegeta chuckled. "I can see you stumbling around already, well if you ever BITE the damn girl!" Gohan growled and his glare hardened on Vegeta. Before anymore words could be exchanged though, Bulma walked into the room.
"Hey guys, Trunks and Pan are back from their shopping trip." she noticed the looks on all the men's faces. "What were you talking about?" She asked suspiciously.
"Nothing." was chorused around the room, except from Vegeta, who smirked at Gohan.
"Actually the boy was describing to us his sex life." This earned him a glare from Gohan, who clenched his hands into fists. "You never said my woman."
"Vegeta don't pester him." Bulma said quickly turning back to Gohan. "Now Gohan, tell me everything. Was it romantic? Spur of the moment? Anyone we know?" She shot the questions out fast. Gohan stared at her his mouth hanging open, before sitting back down in his chair.
"Hey you guys!" Trunks walked into the room. Gohan was happy to have a way to draw their attention away from him.
"Trunks! Where have you been all day? I haven't seen you around."
"Mom gave Pan a lot of cash and forced us to go shopping for clothes while we are here." he sighed and plopped down in a chair next to Gohan. "What have ya'll been up to?" Gohan chuckled nervously.
"Nothing much just reminiscing on old times, eating, drinking, nothing unusual."
"Still sounds more exciting than standing in the women's section of a store, carrying hundreds of bags, being asked how everything looks. I never knew Pan could be such a…girl, with the shopping an all." Gohan glanced around and noticed that they were focusing on Bulma now. He sighed in relief, but then he noticed Bulma glance at him and an evil light fill her eyes. Everyone else's eyes followed hers.
"Didn't think I would forget that fast did you Gohan?"
"uh…yes, I did in fact." he sighed. Bulma wouldn't stop talking about it, if she knew the details.
"What's up mom?" Trunks looked curious...he hadn't heard any of the conversation before he entered the room.
"Gohan here was about to fill me in on his supposed sex history." Gohan noticed Trunks' mouth form an O before closing back.
"Not willingly." Gohan mumbled. "It's all your father's fault."
"Somehow I believe that." Trunks didn't seem to have any sympathy for Gohan. He was smirking in fact! That lavender haired Bastard! "Sounds very interesting though....So Gohan! Tell us!" He threw a smirk at Gohan.
"You Bastard! You know already!" Gohan grumbled at Trunks. A shriek from Bulma caused them all to look at her.
"WHAT?! Trunks was your first?!" Everyone was staring at Bulma like she was insane.
"Mom are you alright?"
"Yeh, Bulma why in the world would you think TRUNKS was my first?"
"Well you said....he knew...how else....? Never mind....well since it's not Trunks," here Vegeta said a loud, 'Thanks Kami!', "who was it?"
"No one.....just some girl....I was in heat." Gohan mumbled hoping Trunks wouldn't hear him.
"Just some girl!?" Trunks exclaimed. Gohan groaned. Trunks knew he didn't want them to know he had had a relationship. "From where I stood it was definitely more than just some girl." Bulma looked inquisitively at her future son.
"Really?" she glared at Gohan, who just buried his head in his arms.
"Well, let's just say, I have the habit of being in the WRONG place at the WRONG time…many times."
"More than a habit! You walked in like FIVE times!" Gohan eyed the other teen. "Sometimes I think you planned it! Couldn't get a moment of peace with Lime!"
"Oh yeah because my biggest goal in life is to see you naked!" Trunks said it in a 'as if' tone.
"What?! You want to see my father naked?!" Pan, who had just walked into the room with Videl, threw her hand over her mouth. Everyone looked at Pan. Videl's eyes darted from Gohan to Pan and back again. Her eyes seemed to flash in realization. She opened her mouth and nothing came out. Her eyes rolled back. Gohan noticed a fraction of a second before she fell back. He caught her before she hit the ground. He looked at Pan in confusion, once Videl was safe in his arms.
"Hello Father." she mumbled, a small smile on her lips. Gohan's eyes almost dropped out of their sockets. He should have realized it.
"WHAT?!" Another voice entered the conversation as Chichi entered the room. "GOHAN!!!!" Gohan saw the look he was receiving and began to back up, gulping.
"uh....yes Mother?"
"You have some 'splainin' to do!!" And with that Chichi advanced. (1)
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END
1- I found the damn word Angie! Yay for me!
Well, I know it isn't a lot and it doesn't make up for the long wait, but it works I think! I would really appreciate the reviews….just to see if I have any readers left ^_^ Thanks for waiting so long. Like I said up in the Author's Note….I am really sorry, and plan to never take that long again!
DarkGohansOnna