I know what you did last Tekken Tournament
A/N: This was intended as a short n sweet Halloween fic, but it just kept growing!
It takes place during the 4th tournament. Although it's more comedy than horror, there is some blood, gore and strong language!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken and I don't own any of the movies I have ripped off either!
Part 1
"'I am the bloody finger and I'm on your street'" Steve's voice was deep and throaty as he spoke and his accent added to the menacing atmosphere he was creating. The dim light of the torch he held highlighted the contours of his face threateningly.
"The girl slammed down the phone and took a deep breath. Then the phone rang again, and she jumped. She let it ring a couple of times before picking up the receiver.
'Hello?' she whispered nervously
'I am the bloody finger and I'm walking up your garden path' a sinister voice spoke.
Then there was a knock at the front door.
The girl looked out of the window and saw a figure outside of the door. She opened it slowly and saw…" Steve paused for a second and scanned the faces of everyone listening.
Julia, Christie and Xiaoyu sat huddled together on one of the beds looking scared. Jin was sitting cross-legged on the floor; he wasn't scared in the least, but at least he was listening.
Then there was Hwoarang, who was sprawled on the opposite bed, looking very bored.
"…A man, holding a cell phone… He lifted up his hand and said 'I am the bloody finger… can I have a plaster?'" Steve turned off the torch and began laughing manically.
"That was shit man," Hwoarang said, turning on the lamp by the bed and sitting up.
"I knew that was coming. That wasn't scary" Xiaoyu flicked her pigtails behind her.
Julia laughed at her friend "Then why have I got marks on my arm from where you were grabbing me when you were scared?"
Xiaoyu pushed her off the bed and she landed on the floor with a thud. The others laughed at them and Jin stood up stretching his stiff arms and legs. He offered Julia a hand to help her up,
"Well, it's almost midnight, I better get to my room I don't want to wake up Lei"
"I don't think it matters what time you go back, Lei will sleep through anything," Julia said
"That's true" Jin said "But we should probably be resting before the next round of fights"
"And it's Halloween tomorrow, I need my beauty sleep to ward off all of the witches and vampires" said Steve, raising his fists and looking around worriedly.
"I think what Steve is tryin' to say is fuck off out of our room" Hwoarang said, running a hand through his wild red hair and trying not to laugh at Steve's petrified expression
"Hwoarang!" said Xiaoyu, looking shocked, "You're so impolite!"
"He's right though" Steve said, "It is about time you fucked off out of our room. Go on" he then grabbed Xiaoyu's waist, put her over his shoulder and carried her to the door.
Christie, who was still sitting on the bed, laughed and shrieked as Hwoarang picked her up too and walked to the doorway.
Jin looked at Julia and raised an eyebrow,
"I can walk myself to the door" she said quickly
Jin nodded and smiled at the native girl.
Steve had Xiaoyu over his shoulder and she punched him on the back as he opened the door and set off down the corridor, with Hwoarang carrying Christie a couple of paces behind. Jin and Julia called goodnight to the four, over the yells and screams, and walked the opposite way down the corridor to the lifts, they were staying on the floor above the others.
"Do you believe any of the things Steve was saying about Halloween?" Julia asked glancing over at the tall Japanese as they stood in the lift
Jin smiled vaguely "Every culture has myths and tales about ghosts and other beings that have been passed down through the centuries. But it doesn't mean any of them are true"
Julia laughed "All that leaves to worry about are the homicidal maniacs with knives then!"
"I think all we need to worry about is Heihachi" Jin said sombrely, as they walked out of the lift and stopped by Julia's door
"Goodnight, Julia"
Julia put her key card in the door and smiled at Jin, "Goodnight Jin"
*****
Steve was up and dressed next morning when Xiaoyu knocked on the door to his and Hwoarang's room.
Steve opened the door quietly and stayed still blocking the doorway when he saw it was Xiaoyu, rather than let her in.
"Good morning!" she squealed brightly
"Mornin'" Steve nodded in reply
"Are you ready to go down for breakfast?" Xiaoyu asked and peered over Steve's shoulder to see where Hwoarang was
"Shh, he's still sleeping" Steve said pushing Xiaoyu backwards "You don't want to wake him up, he goes mental!"
Xiaoyu laughed, "That sounds like Ranga!"
"And anyway, you don't want to get on anyone's bad side today of all days" Steve warned
Xiaoyu looked confused "Huh?"
"It's Halloween, remember?" he said to the ditzy Chinese girl in front of him.
"You don't actually believe any of that do you, Steve?" asked a voice from down the corridor.
Christie waved and walked down to them, smiling.
"Yeah, it's all true" Steve said "Well, maybe not all of it. But it could happen, most horror movies are based on real life things"
Christie just laughed, and shook her long hair "Are we going down to breakfast, or just standing here talking about witches and werewolves?"
"Hwoarang's still asleep," Steve said
"I'm hungry, let's go without him!" Xiaoyu placed her hands on her hips and marched down the corridor, with Steve and Christie trailing behind.
*****
Hwoarang awoke with a start, sitting bolt upright in his bed, breathing heavily. He looked around swiftly to do discover that he wasn't really being chased by a load of living dead partly decomposed zombies.
/It was just a dream. Thank God./
He sighed and flopped back onto the pillow, he really hated to admit it, but all of those stories Steve was telling last night did have him a bit freaked about today.
He turned on his side to look at the clock, and it took him a couple of seconds to register what time it was.
9:50 am
/Shit! I'm gonna miss breakfast!/
Hwoarang jumped out of bed, pulled on the nearest pair of pants he could find, and a t-shirt and then ran down the corridor to the lifts, holding his shoes in his hand. He hit the lift button and put on one shoe whilst he was waiting.
There was a ping and the lift doors slid open. Hwoarang looked up from fastening his shoelaces only to see Jin looking at him, with one thick eyebrow raised.
"Don't say a fucking word, Kazama" Hwoarang spat and walked into the lift, with only one shoe on and pressed the button for the ground floor.
Jin remained expressionless "Wouldn't dream of it"
Hwoarang swore under his breath and pulled on his other shoe, tying the laces quickly. He then stood up, and ran his hand through his messed up flame locks.
He took a deep breath, and leaned back against the wall of the lift wondering how much worse his day could get.
There was another ping and the lift doors slid open again, this time at the ground floor.
Hwoarang stepped out, ignoring Jin and he tried to look as normal as was possible, which was difficult considering his dishevelled state.
Jin smiled to himself and shook his head as the lift doors closed slowly.
Hwoarang walked into the dining hall and was looking round over the tables to see if he could spot anyone he knew, when someone tapped him on the shoulder.
He spun round quickly and screamed when he saw a pallid, deathly looking face like that of the people that had been chasing him in his dream.
"Arrrggghhhhh!"
They were after him in the real world!
"Hwoarang?" Bryan Fury didn't know whether to be offended or worried at Hwoarang's response.
Hwoarang's brown eyes were wide and he clutched at his chest,
"Fuck, you almost gave me a heart attack!" he decided it would not be cool if anyone found out he was afraid of zombies.
Bryan looked confused, "Okay. I was just wondering if you had seen Craig Marduk anywhere?"
Hwoarang shook his head, not trusting himself not to scream again and quickly walked away.
Bryan just shrugged and walked off; Lei must be right about that kid being on drugs.
Hwoarang walked around the tables until he found Steve, Christie, Julia and Xiaoyu.
"Hey" he said drowsily
The four sitting at the table looked at him as he sat down and poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Why are you wearing my trousers?" Steve asked finally
Hwoarang looked confused "Wha?"
"My trousers, pants. You're wearing them," Steve said slowly
Hwoarang looked down, to discover that he was indeed wearing a pair of red trousers, which were definitely not his own. He would never wear anything that bad.
He shrugged and took a sip of the coffee, letting the caffeine wake him up.
"What happened to you?" Julia asked, "You look like death"
"That bastard didn't wake me up" Hwoarang said, scowling at Steve, who just scowled back.
"That's cos you go off your head at me when I wake you up" Steve said, trying not to get angry
"I didn't tell you not to wake me up though, did I?" Hwoarang smirked
Steve paused for a second, "I think you said 'If you fucking try and wake me up again, I'll rip your fucking balls off'"
Xiaoyu tried not to giggle as the two men looked daggers at each other across the table
Christie cleared her throat "Um, anyway, are we going to watch the first fights this afternoon?"
"Yeah, I'll come!" Xiaoyu said chirpily
"Might be good, to check out the competition" Steve said, momentarily forgetting about arguing with Hwoarang
"What time?" Hwoarang asked
"2 pm" Christie said
"Cool. That gives me time to get out of these shit clothes. I mean look at this fucking t-shirt" Hwoarang said in disgust
"Um, Hwoarang, isn't that your t-shirt?" Xiaoyu said
Hwoarang looked at the shirt again as Steve laughed at him
"Fuck" he growled and hit his head against the table with a thud.
*****
Hope you enjoyed, comments/criticism/compliments are welcomed!!
A/N: This was intended as a short n sweet Halloween fic, but it just kept growing!
It takes place during the 4th tournament. Although it's more comedy than horror, there is some blood, gore and strong language!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken and I don't own any of the movies I have ripped off either!
Part 1
"'I am the bloody finger and I'm on your street'" Steve's voice was deep and throaty as he spoke and his accent added to the menacing atmosphere he was creating. The dim light of the torch he held highlighted the contours of his face threateningly.
"The girl slammed down the phone and took a deep breath. Then the phone rang again, and she jumped. She let it ring a couple of times before picking up the receiver.
'Hello?' she whispered nervously
'I am the bloody finger and I'm walking up your garden path' a sinister voice spoke.
Then there was a knock at the front door.
The girl looked out of the window and saw a figure outside of the door. She opened it slowly and saw…" Steve paused for a second and scanned the faces of everyone listening.
Julia, Christie and Xiaoyu sat huddled together on one of the beds looking scared. Jin was sitting cross-legged on the floor; he wasn't scared in the least, but at least he was listening.
Then there was Hwoarang, who was sprawled on the opposite bed, looking very bored.
"…A man, holding a cell phone… He lifted up his hand and said 'I am the bloody finger… can I have a plaster?'" Steve turned off the torch and began laughing manically.
"That was shit man," Hwoarang said, turning on the lamp by the bed and sitting up.
"I knew that was coming. That wasn't scary" Xiaoyu flicked her pigtails behind her.
Julia laughed at her friend "Then why have I got marks on my arm from where you were grabbing me when you were scared?"
Xiaoyu pushed her off the bed and she landed on the floor with a thud. The others laughed at them and Jin stood up stretching his stiff arms and legs. He offered Julia a hand to help her up,
"Well, it's almost midnight, I better get to my room I don't want to wake up Lei"
"I don't think it matters what time you go back, Lei will sleep through anything," Julia said
"That's true" Jin said "But we should probably be resting before the next round of fights"
"And it's Halloween tomorrow, I need my beauty sleep to ward off all of the witches and vampires" said Steve, raising his fists and looking around worriedly.
"I think what Steve is tryin' to say is fuck off out of our room" Hwoarang said, running a hand through his wild red hair and trying not to laugh at Steve's petrified expression
"Hwoarang!" said Xiaoyu, looking shocked, "You're so impolite!"
"He's right though" Steve said, "It is about time you fucked off out of our room. Go on" he then grabbed Xiaoyu's waist, put her over his shoulder and carried her to the door.
Christie, who was still sitting on the bed, laughed and shrieked as Hwoarang picked her up too and walked to the doorway.
Jin looked at Julia and raised an eyebrow,
"I can walk myself to the door" she said quickly
Jin nodded and smiled at the native girl.
Steve had Xiaoyu over his shoulder and she punched him on the back as he opened the door and set off down the corridor, with Hwoarang carrying Christie a couple of paces behind. Jin and Julia called goodnight to the four, over the yells and screams, and walked the opposite way down the corridor to the lifts, they were staying on the floor above the others.
"Do you believe any of the things Steve was saying about Halloween?" Julia asked glancing over at the tall Japanese as they stood in the lift
Jin smiled vaguely "Every culture has myths and tales about ghosts and other beings that have been passed down through the centuries. But it doesn't mean any of them are true"
Julia laughed "All that leaves to worry about are the homicidal maniacs with knives then!"
"I think all we need to worry about is Heihachi" Jin said sombrely, as they walked out of the lift and stopped by Julia's door
"Goodnight, Julia"
Julia put her key card in the door and smiled at Jin, "Goodnight Jin"
*****
Steve was up and dressed next morning when Xiaoyu knocked on the door to his and Hwoarang's room.
Steve opened the door quietly and stayed still blocking the doorway when he saw it was Xiaoyu, rather than let her in.
"Good morning!" she squealed brightly
"Mornin'" Steve nodded in reply
"Are you ready to go down for breakfast?" Xiaoyu asked and peered over Steve's shoulder to see where Hwoarang was
"Shh, he's still sleeping" Steve said pushing Xiaoyu backwards "You don't want to wake him up, he goes mental!"
Xiaoyu laughed, "That sounds like Ranga!"
"And anyway, you don't want to get on anyone's bad side today of all days" Steve warned
Xiaoyu looked confused "Huh?"
"It's Halloween, remember?" he said to the ditzy Chinese girl in front of him.
"You don't actually believe any of that do you, Steve?" asked a voice from down the corridor.
Christie waved and walked down to them, smiling.
"Yeah, it's all true" Steve said "Well, maybe not all of it. But it could happen, most horror movies are based on real life things"
Christie just laughed, and shook her long hair "Are we going down to breakfast, or just standing here talking about witches and werewolves?"
"Hwoarang's still asleep," Steve said
"I'm hungry, let's go without him!" Xiaoyu placed her hands on her hips and marched down the corridor, with Steve and Christie trailing behind.
*****
Hwoarang awoke with a start, sitting bolt upright in his bed, breathing heavily. He looked around swiftly to do discover that he wasn't really being chased by a load of living dead partly decomposed zombies.
/It was just a dream. Thank God./
He sighed and flopped back onto the pillow, he really hated to admit it, but all of those stories Steve was telling last night did have him a bit freaked about today.
He turned on his side to look at the clock, and it took him a couple of seconds to register what time it was.
9:50 am
/Shit! I'm gonna miss breakfast!/
Hwoarang jumped out of bed, pulled on the nearest pair of pants he could find, and a t-shirt and then ran down the corridor to the lifts, holding his shoes in his hand. He hit the lift button and put on one shoe whilst he was waiting.
There was a ping and the lift doors slid open. Hwoarang looked up from fastening his shoelaces only to see Jin looking at him, with one thick eyebrow raised.
"Don't say a fucking word, Kazama" Hwoarang spat and walked into the lift, with only one shoe on and pressed the button for the ground floor.
Jin remained expressionless "Wouldn't dream of it"
Hwoarang swore under his breath and pulled on his other shoe, tying the laces quickly. He then stood up, and ran his hand through his messed up flame locks.
He took a deep breath, and leaned back against the wall of the lift wondering how much worse his day could get.
There was another ping and the lift doors slid open again, this time at the ground floor.
Hwoarang stepped out, ignoring Jin and he tried to look as normal as was possible, which was difficult considering his dishevelled state.
Jin smiled to himself and shook his head as the lift doors closed slowly.
Hwoarang walked into the dining hall and was looking round over the tables to see if he could spot anyone he knew, when someone tapped him on the shoulder.
He spun round quickly and screamed when he saw a pallid, deathly looking face like that of the people that had been chasing him in his dream.
"Arrrggghhhhh!"
They were after him in the real world!
"Hwoarang?" Bryan Fury didn't know whether to be offended or worried at Hwoarang's response.
Hwoarang's brown eyes were wide and he clutched at his chest,
"Fuck, you almost gave me a heart attack!" he decided it would not be cool if anyone found out he was afraid of zombies.
Bryan looked confused, "Okay. I was just wondering if you had seen Craig Marduk anywhere?"
Hwoarang shook his head, not trusting himself not to scream again and quickly walked away.
Bryan just shrugged and walked off; Lei must be right about that kid being on drugs.
Hwoarang walked around the tables until he found Steve, Christie, Julia and Xiaoyu.
"Hey" he said drowsily
The four sitting at the table looked at him as he sat down and poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Why are you wearing my trousers?" Steve asked finally
Hwoarang looked confused "Wha?"
"My trousers, pants. You're wearing them," Steve said slowly
Hwoarang looked down, to discover that he was indeed wearing a pair of red trousers, which were definitely not his own. He would never wear anything that bad.
He shrugged and took a sip of the coffee, letting the caffeine wake him up.
"What happened to you?" Julia asked, "You look like death"
"That bastard didn't wake me up" Hwoarang said, scowling at Steve, who just scowled back.
"That's cos you go off your head at me when I wake you up" Steve said, trying not to get angry
"I didn't tell you not to wake me up though, did I?" Hwoarang smirked
Steve paused for a second, "I think you said 'If you fucking try and wake me up again, I'll rip your fucking balls off'"
Xiaoyu tried not to giggle as the two men looked daggers at each other across the table
Christie cleared her throat "Um, anyway, are we going to watch the first fights this afternoon?"
"Yeah, I'll come!" Xiaoyu said chirpily
"Might be good, to check out the competition" Steve said, momentarily forgetting about arguing with Hwoarang
"What time?" Hwoarang asked
"2 pm" Christie said
"Cool. That gives me time to get out of these shit clothes. I mean look at this fucking t-shirt" Hwoarang said in disgust
"Um, Hwoarang, isn't that your t-shirt?" Xiaoyu said
Hwoarang looked at the shirt again as Steve laughed at him
"Fuck" he growled and hit his head against the table with a thud.
*****
Hope you enjoyed, comments/criticism/compliments are welcomed!!