New Friends Part 4: We Gotta Get Jobs!
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nicole sat down on the couch. She sighed. Getting a job, this was something she never thought about, after coming to live with Duo.
Duo and and Heero emerged from the bedroom, with their clothes a tad bit disheveled. "Trowa, Quatre must have left the keys to one of his mansions somewhere in the room, couldn't he?"
Trowa sighed, "I feel so bad, I gotta go find him. But first, I need money, and I just need to go find him!" Trowa ran toward the bathroom crying.
"Hee-chan," Duo said, "We gotta go to the unemployment office, and then go look for a job."
Wufei looked pissed, "After all we've done, they fire us! I can't believe this injustice! You had something to do with this, didn't you Maxwell?"
Nicole sadly looked down, "Do you think Quatre could have something to do with it? He's got the money enough to pay them to fire you. I mean, he IS president and owner of the Winner Corporation."
"For once a weak onna has a point!" Wufei said.
"Weak Onna??" Nicole got up and put Wufei in a chokehold. "I'll choke you with my braid! Don't think I can't!"
"Cut that out," Heero said, holding his gun at the two. "Nicole, I'll shoot that braid off if you try to choke someone with it!" Heero was pissed, not that she was annoying Wufei, he could care less. There was no food, their bills were due, he might have to pawn his laptop, and he just got fired. The Perfect Soldier was now throughly pissed.
Nicole removed her braid from Wufei's neck. Wufei's red face turned back to it's normal color once again.
Heero gave Nicole and Wufei his death glare and shot a hole in the wall right in between them. "I'm tired and I don't feel like messing around. It better be quiet in here! Everyone one of you better find a job!" Heero yelled. He walked back toward his bedroom. He got dressed in some Khaki pants and a dark blue dress shirt.(The color of his eyes) He brushed his hair and tried to do something with it, but he failed. He put on some Axe cologne(Duo liked it, so thought he would use it), and he headed to his motorcycle.
Duo had a toothbrush in his mouth, and walked out to wave goodbye to Heero. Nicole got up and went outside. She got in her car and left to find a job.
Wufei was pissed. He looked at the plaster one the floor from the bullet hole in the wall. He thought about going to live with Sally, and mooch off of her for as long as he could, or he might have to.....to.....to.....(dun dun dun) Get a real job! "Maxwell, have you ever had a normal job before?"
"Nope!" Duo said, hoping Wufei had.
"Neither have I," Wufei replied knowing they were screwed in looking for a job.
"Trowa has, he worked in the circus!" Duo said, walking across the hall into Trowa's room. "Trowa call Catherine, she'll get you a job at the circus. It's the only thing you could do at this point. You need to go find Quatre as well. You know where he'll be." Duo took out his wallet. He handed Trowa the $500 dollars Heero didn't know he had. "I know if Heero left, you'd do the same to help me. Go find him Trowa."
Duo exited the room with the Maxwell Grin(Tm) on his face. "Hey, Wu- man, you better get dressed, if you want to go and get your job." Duo walked into his bedroom and got dressed. He come out wearing some khaki's and a black dress shirt. (He can't go without the black.)
Wufei got dressed as well, he was wearing his normal, his Chinese traditional clothes.
They both headed out, taking separte cars, and they went to find their jobs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following chapters will contain each Gundam pilots efforts to obtain a good job. Be prepared for for silliness, and downright weirdness.
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nicole sat down on the couch. She sighed. Getting a job, this was something she never thought about, after coming to live with Duo.
Duo and and Heero emerged from the bedroom, with their clothes a tad bit disheveled. "Trowa, Quatre must have left the keys to one of his mansions somewhere in the room, couldn't he?"
Trowa sighed, "I feel so bad, I gotta go find him. But first, I need money, and I just need to go find him!" Trowa ran toward the bathroom crying.
"Hee-chan," Duo said, "We gotta go to the unemployment office, and then go look for a job."
Wufei looked pissed, "After all we've done, they fire us! I can't believe this injustice! You had something to do with this, didn't you Maxwell?"
Nicole sadly looked down, "Do you think Quatre could have something to do with it? He's got the money enough to pay them to fire you. I mean, he IS president and owner of the Winner Corporation."
"For once a weak onna has a point!" Wufei said.
"Weak Onna??" Nicole got up and put Wufei in a chokehold. "I'll choke you with my braid! Don't think I can't!"
"Cut that out," Heero said, holding his gun at the two. "Nicole, I'll shoot that braid off if you try to choke someone with it!" Heero was pissed, not that she was annoying Wufei, he could care less. There was no food, their bills were due, he might have to pawn his laptop, and he just got fired. The Perfect Soldier was now throughly pissed.
Nicole removed her braid from Wufei's neck. Wufei's red face turned back to it's normal color once again.
Heero gave Nicole and Wufei his death glare and shot a hole in the wall right in between them. "I'm tired and I don't feel like messing around. It better be quiet in here! Everyone one of you better find a job!" Heero yelled. He walked back toward his bedroom. He got dressed in some Khaki pants and a dark blue dress shirt.(The color of his eyes) He brushed his hair and tried to do something with it, but he failed. He put on some Axe cologne(Duo liked it, so thought he would use it), and he headed to his motorcycle.
Duo had a toothbrush in his mouth, and walked out to wave goodbye to Heero. Nicole got up and went outside. She got in her car and left to find a job.
Wufei was pissed. He looked at the plaster one the floor from the bullet hole in the wall. He thought about going to live with Sally, and mooch off of her for as long as he could, or he might have to.....to.....to.....(dun dun dun) Get a real job! "Maxwell, have you ever had a normal job before?"
"Nope!" Duo said, hoping Wufei had.
"Neither have I," Wufei replied knowing they were screwed in looking for a job.
"Trowa has, he worked in the circus!" Duo said, walking across the hall into Trowa's room. "Trowa call Catherine, she'll get you a job at the circus. It's the only thing you could do at this point. You need to go find Quatre as well. You know where he'll be." Duo took out his wallet. He handed Trowa the $500 dollars Heero didn't know he had. "I know if Heero left, you'd do the same to help me. Go find him Trowa."
Duo exited the room with the Maxwell Grin(Tm) on his face. "Hey, Wu- man, you better get dressed, if you want to go and get your job." Duo walked into his bedroom and got dressed. He come out wearing some khaki's and a black dress shirt. (He can't go without the black.)
Wufei got dressed as well, he was wearing his normal, his Chinese traditional clothes.
They both headed out, taking separte cars, and they went to find their jobs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following chapters will contain each Gundam pilots efforts to obtain a good job. Be prepared for for silliness, and downright weirdness.