New Friends Part 6: Job Hunting With Duo
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Before Duo's job hunt, let's see what happens to Heero when he gets home)
Heero walked in the door, and sat on the couch. Just as he got comfortable, the phone started ringing. He answered, cursing because he was just comfortable. "Hello," he answered in his monotone voice.
"Yes, none of those places wanted to hire you," the woman said, "Wal- Mart had a job opening for Customer Service, so I sent them your information. They want an interview."
"Ok, that's fine. Why did you send them my information without my consent," Heero said, trying not to blow up. "What time is this interview?"
"Today, at 1:00," the woman said. "If you have any problems or concerns, please contact me."
Heero hung up the phone and glanced at his watch. It was 10:00. He had time for a snack, if there was a snack to be found in the house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And Now....Duo's job hunt!!
Duo pulled up at the Air Force recruiting office at about 8:00. He walked in, he needed to be careful, he knew how recruiters were. He knew they would ask for his ASVAB scores. Duo walked into one of the small offices, and had a seat.
"I'm thinking about joining the air force, and I used to be a gundam pilot. I helped stop operation meteor."
"Ok, one thing, do you require any special things to help you get around? The recruiter asked.
"Yeah, an industrial sized bottle of conditioner, food, and that's it."
"You won't need conditioner if you join the Air Force, son. You won't have enough hair to wash!"
"Thanks for your time, but no thank you," Duo said and he walked out of the recruiters office. He wouldn't cut his hair for a job, he just wouldn't do it.
He got in his car, and headed toward the closest Taco Bell. He was hungry. Then, he got an idea. He would work at his favorite food place, but he would have to wear an awful ugly hair net!
The food, he would wait on, and he remembered a store in the mall Heero and him had visited. The Queer Store, is what it was called. He knew he could get a job there. It would be fun!
He headed toward the mall. He walked into the mall, and headed toward the store. He walked in and asked for a manager.
"Yes," the clerk said.
"May I help you?" The manager asked as he walked towards me.
"Yes, I would like to inquire about jobs that you may have open here."
"We have one, and I'd be willing to hire on the spot, if the guy was any good," the manager said.
"I would like to apply for it," Duo said.
"Ok, that's great, you're hired," the manager said.
"What?" Duo asked, "I thought I had to meet specifications?"
"You have, you know alot about the material, you shop here alot, don't you?"
Duo blushed, "Yeah, but it's usually downstairs."
"That's where the job is for. I've seen you tell the customers about some of the stuff. I know you were the first to get the refund on the edible underwear."
Duo blushed bigger, "My boyfriend was sick for a week!"
"I am lucky I didn't try it!"
Duo laughed along with him. "So, when do I start?"
"Tommorow at 8:00," the manager said. "I'm glad to have you join us."
Duo walked out of the store with a grin on his face. He was going home, and going to get a snack, if there were any snacks in the house.
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Before Duo's job hunt, let's see what happens to Heero when he gets home)
Heero walked in the door, and sat on the couch. Just as he got comfortable, the phone started ringing. He answered, cursing because he was just comfortable. "Hello," he answered in his monotone voice.
"Yes, none of those places wanted to hire you," the woman said, "Wal- Mart had a job opening for Customer Service, so I sent them your information. They want an interview."
"Ok, that's fine. Why did you send them my information without my consent," Heero said, trying not to blow up. "What time is this interview?"
"Today, at 1:00," the woman said. "If you have any problems or concerns, please contact me."
Heero hung up the phone and glanced at his watch. It was 10:00. He had time for a snack, if there was a snack to be found in the house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And Now....Duo's job hunt!!
Duo pulled up at the Air Force recruiting office at about 8:00. He walked in, he needed to be careful, he knew how recruiters were. He knew they would ask for his ASVAB scores. Duo walked into one of the small offices, and had a seat.
"I'm thinking about joining the air force, and I used to be a gundam pilot. I helped stop operation meteor."
"Ok, one thing, do you require any special things to help you get around? The recruiter asked.
"Yeah, an industrial sized bottle of conditioner, food, and that's it."
"You won't need conditioner if you join the Air Force, son. You won't have enough hair to wash!"
"Thanks for your time, but no thank you," Duo said and he walked out of the recruiters office. He wouldn't cut his hair for a job, he just wouldn't do it.
He got in his car, and headed toward the closest Taco Bell. He was hungry. Then, he got an idea. He would work at his favorite food place, but he would have to wear an awful ugly hair net!
The food, he would wait on, and he remembered a store in the mall Heero and him had visited. The Queer Store, is what it was called. He knew he could get a job there. It would be fun!
He headed toward the mall. He walked into the mall, and headed toward the store. He walked in and asked for a manager.
"Yes," the clerk said.
"May I help you?" The manager asked as he walked towards me.
"Yes, I would like to inquire about jobs that you may have open here."
"We have one, and I'd be willing to hire on the spot, if the guy was any good," the manager said.
"I would like to apply for it," Duo said.
"Ok, that's great, you're hired," the manager said.
"What?" Duo asked, "I thought I had to meet specifications?"
"You have, you know alot about the material, you shop here alot, don't you?"
Duo blushed, "Yeah, but it's usually downstairs."
"That's where the job is for. I've seen you tell the customers about some of the stuff. I know you were the first to get the refund on the edible underwear."
Duo blushed bigger, "My boyfriend was sick for a week!"
"I am lucky I didn't try it!"
Duo laughed along with him. "So, when do I start?"
"Tommorow at 8:00," the manager said. "I'm glad to have you join us."
Duo walked out of the store with a grin on his face. He was going home, and going to get a snack, if there were any snacks in the house.