New Friends Part 7: Job Hunting With Wufei
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wufei smiled and got out of the car. He walked towards Manpower, the same place Heero had been here only a few minutes earlier. Wufei walked in the front door and went to one of the desks and sat down.
"How may I help you?" the woman asked.
"Would like to inquire about some jobs," Wufei said.
"What are your special skills?"
"I used to be a pilot, I am good in martial arts, I cannot work with women!"
"Ok, I'll check the database." She checked her computer, and came up with a few results. "Nothing in here but jobs for an editor at Women's World magazine, and a job on the Oprah Show. Here's one for the show Martha Stewart Living, and a job on Lifetime.
"Why all these WOMEN jobs!? I am not a weak little onna! This is injustice!"
"There is also an opening in Daughters and Sisters Women's Center."(if you have read Rose Madder by Stephen King, you know what I am reffering to)
Wufei sighed, "I just need a job, you WEAK ONNA!" Get me A job!
The woman looked upset, but sent every opening Wufei's information. "I will call, if you get an interview."
Wufei left the cursed weak onna building cursing under his breath! "Injustice! This is injustice!"
Wufei got home and was still cussing, and still pissed. He needed to shower to get the onna germs off of him. He didn't know if he could survive these jobs, but his pride, his manhood, and his hunger was depending on this job. He had to survive, even if he went crazy. He needed to see Sally, even though she was a weak onna, he felt he needed her at this point. His life couldn't sink any lower.
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wufei smiled and got out of the car. He walked towards Manpower, the same place Heero had been here only a few minutes earlier. Wufei walked in the front door and went to one of the desks and sat down.
"How may I help you?" the woman asked.
"Would like to inquire about some jobs," Wufei said.
"What are your special skills?"
"I used to be a pilot, I am good in martial arts, I cannot work with women!"
"Ok, I'll check the database." She checked her computer, and came up with a few results. "Nothing in here but jobs for an editor at Women's World magazine, and a job on the Oprah Show. Here's one for the show Martha Stewart Living, and a job on Lifetime.
"Why all these WOMEN jobs!? I am not a weak little onna! This is injustice!"
"There is also an opening in Daughters and Sisters Women's Center."(if you have read Rose Madder by Stephen King, you know what I am reffering to)
Wufei sighed, "I just need a job, you WEAK ONNA!" Get me A job!
The woman looked upset, but sent every opening Wufei's information. "I will call, if you get an interview."
Wufei left the cursed weak onna building cursing under his breath! "Injustice! This is injustice!"
Wufei got home and was still cussing, and still pissed. He needed to shower to get the onna germs off of him. He didn't know if he could survive these jobs, but his pride, his manhood, and his hunger was depending on this job. He had to survive, even if he went crazy. He needed to see Sally, even though she was a weak onna, he felt he needed her at this point. His life couldn't sink any lower.