Disclaimer: I don't even know y im doing this, im probly just bored.
Anyways I do NOT own Inuyasha or Sesshie. They are Rumiko Takahashi's
characters. If I did own them however I DEFINITELY wouldn't be sitting
here, writing about it. In my next life I suppose.* ponders *
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Okay that chapter was REALLY SHORT, but it looked bigger when I typed it: ( lol, well I was out of ideas, don't kill me! * sees mob with torches approaching * Uh Oh! I'll make this one longer I promise!! * begs for mercy * IM SORRY!! It may take me a while to make this one long like maybe a year, but it will be long! Keep Reading! ^__^
The Switch
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Hurt and cut from the continuous bleeding from the maniacal fan girls, Inuyasha ran to well, his house. He burst in the door, "Sesshoumaru, where are you and what have you done? I want out of this, er, your body right NOW!"
"Sorry little brother, but this is not my doing, and u really need to get a perm I could hook you up with a great hair dresser, he can do wonders. I mean, just look at my beautiful locks!" he smugged.
"This is what I think of your stupid hair!" said Inuyasha. He raised the Tetsauiaga and cut off a couple strands.
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe you just did that!" he yipped girlishly. "Well, you can feel my poison claws!" he raised his left arm, with his hands glowing, but Inuyasha dodged the attack.
"Quit the playing or I freaking shave your head!" he yelled.
"I-I-I surrender! I can't believe you would go to such length, I am in your power."
"Yes, that's what I thought. How can you wear the girl stuff anyways, it's so gay!"
"GASP! Um, yes master." breaks down and sobs.
* Personalities just switched *
"Pathetic." says Inuyasha, while rolling his eyes. "Now lets think, I drank this strange stuff out of a purple bottle because I'm sexy, and sexy people do that kind of stuff."
"Well, I did too, isn't that funny, but when I went to the door, the stupid bastard wasn't there!" Sesshoumaru said angrily.
"Yah, me too. K, we gotta do something about this, I definitely DON'T want to be you for the rest of my life!" said Inuyasha.
They both decided to figure it out together and Sesshoumaru made Inuyasha PROMISE to stop complaining about his "unhealthy but sexy all the same" hair. They met in their tree fort. They had had it since they were tiny tots, and of course never used it ,but it held too many memories for them to tear it down. This was an emergency though!
Sesshoumaru said the steps were all rotted away, so they would have to climb. "Oh my gosh! NOOOO! THAT IS LIKE, A TOTAL NIGHTMARE! I MIGHT, BREAK MY NAIL OR SOMETHING! I JUST HAD THEM DONE! I mean, you just had them done. It doesn't matter if I break yours, because they're beyond repair anyways," cried Inuyasha. He paused, thinking for a second. "YOU BETTER NOT FREAKING MESS UP MY NAILS. OR I WILL HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD MISTER!" he screamed.
"You know, I kind of always wondered what I would look like with my head shaved, or maybe I could dye my hair bright pink, I bet Kagome would love that," Sesshoumaru pondered.
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Okay that chapter was REALLY SHORT, but it looked bigger when I typed it: ( lol, well I was out of ideas, don't kill me! * sees mob with torches approaching * Uh Oh! I'll make this one longer I promise!! * begs for mercy * IM SORRY!! It may take me a while to make this one long like maybe a year, but it will be long! Keep Reading! ^__^
The Switch
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Hurt and cut from the continuous bleeding from the maniacal fan girls, Inuyasha ran to well, his house. He burst in the door, "Sesshoumaru, where are you and what have you done? I want out of this, er, your body right NOW!"
"Sorry little brother, but this is not my doing, and u really need to get a perm I could hook you up with a great hair dresser, he can do wonders. I mean, just look at my beautiful locks!" he smugged.
"This is what I think of your stupid hair!" said Inuyasha. He raised the Tetsauiaga and cut off a couple strands.
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe you just did that!" he yipped girlishly. "Well, you can feel my poison claws!" he raised his left arm, with his hands glowing, but Inuyasha dodged the attack.
"Quit the playing or I freaking shave your head!" he yelled.
"I-I-I surrender! I can't believe you would go to such length, I am in your power."
"Yes, that's what I thought. How can you wear the girl stuff anyways, it's so gay!"
"GASP! Um, yes master." breaks down and sobs.
* Personalities just switched *
"Pathetic." says Inuyasha, while rolling his eyes. "Now lets think, I drank this strange stuff out of a purple bottle because I'm sexy, and sexy people do that kind of stuff."
"Well, I did too, isn't that funny, but when I went to the door, the stupid bastard wasn't there!" Sesshoumaru said angrily.
"Yah, me too. K, we gotta do something about this, I definitely DON'T want to be you for the rest of my life!" said Inuyasha.
They both decided to figure it out together and Sesshoumaru made Inuyasha PROMISE to stop complaining about his "unhealthy but sexy all the same" hair. They met in their tree fort. They had had it since they were tiny tots, and of course never used it ,but it held too many memories for them to tear it down. This was an emergency though!
Sesshoumaru said the steps were all rotted away, so they would have to climb. "Oh my gosh! NOOOO! THAT IS LIKE, A TOTAL NIGHTMARE! I MIGHT, BREAK MY NAIL OR SOMETHING! I JUST HAD THEM DONE! I mean, you just had them done. It doesn't matter if I break yours, because they're beyond repair anyways," cried Inuyasha. He paused, thinking for a second. "YOU BETTER NOT FREAKING MESS UP MY NAILS. OR I WILL HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD MISTER!" he screamed.
"You know, I kind of always wondered what I would look like with my head shaved, or maybe I could dye my hair bright pink, I bet Kagome would love that," Sesshoumaru pondered.