New Friends Part 10: After The Dreaded Job Hunting
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero arrived home, and he was greeted by Wufei's angry voice.
"Injustice! I have a stupid onna job! The Dumb Women's World magazine!"
Duo came bouncing in the room, "What's wrong, Wu-man?"
"My job, my life, and you Maxwell, you have ruined it for me!!!!"
Heero edged out of the living room and grabbed Duo by his braid, pulling him away.
"Hee-chan, how was your job hunt?" Duo asked.
"I am officially under command of Trieze Khusrenada at Wal-Mart! How was your day?"
"Hee-chan, you certainly had it rough, huh?"
Heero nodded, "Would you make my day better?"
"Yeah, I can, but first I got a job at The Queer Store!" Duo exclaimed. "I get company discounts! I even get to work 'downstairs'! It's gonna be awesome!"
"I get to spend tommorow being a buggy boy!" Heero griped, "But at least I have a job."
"Did your hear that Wufei's working at Women's World Magazine?" Duo asked.
"Did you know I was asked to join the Chippendales and Playgirl?" Heero griped again.
"Hee-chan, if you were a Chippendale, i'd come to every performance!"
"I know you would Duo," Heero said, getting really close to Duo and then kissed him.
Wufei is walking down the hall at this same time and moment. He sees, and blood squirts from his nose. He rushes to the bathroom and pute a tampon up his nose.
"Duo, I'm home," Nicole yelled, "I got you a present!"
Duo came running into the living room, "Present? Where?"
She took the sack from behind her back and handed it to Duo.
"Wow, it's food, Cookie Dough ice cream, my favorite!"
At this everyone ran into the living room, "Food, where's food?" They all asked.
Wufei gave Jordan a look from across the room, it was a warm inviting smile. He walked towards her and hugged her. "Cheer up," he said, "Smile!"
"I thought you hated women?"
"Not you," Wufei said, flirting too much.
There was a knock at the door, and Duo answered it. Of all people it had to be Relena and Hilde.
"Heero's not home and neither am I!" Then, Duo slammed the door.
They knocked again.
He answered the door again. "What do you want?"
"We need to see Charleton," Hilde said.
Duo sighed with relief, "Ok, i'll get her."
Charleton walked outside on the porch. "Yeah, Relena, Hilde, what do you want?"
"I want to know if you'll come on a date with me?" Relena asked looking very scared.
Charleton had joy in her eyes, "Yeah, sure!" Charleton blushed, "Anything for a beautiful woman like you Miss. Relena!"
"Well, come on, we don't want to be late, " Relena said.
Charleton grabbed her hand and they walked back to Relena's limo.
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero arrived home, and he was greeted by Wufei's angry voice.
"Injustice! I have a stupid onna job! The Dumb Women's World magazine!"
Duo came bouncing in the room, "What's wrong, Wu-man?"
"My job, my life, and you Maxwell, you have ruined it for me!!!!"
Heero edged out of the living room and grabbed Duo by his braid, pulling him away.
"Hee-chan, how was your job hunt?" Duo asked.
"I am officially under command of Trieze Khusrenada at Wal-Mart! How was your day?"
"Hee-chan, you certainly had it rough, huh?"
Heero nodded, "Would you make my day better?"
"Yeah, I can, but first I got a job at The Queer Store!" Duo exclaimed. "I get company discounts! I even get to work 'downstairs'! It's gonna be awesome!"
"I get to spend tommorow being a buggy boy!" Heero griped, "But at least I have a job."
"Did your hear that Wufei's working at Women's World Magazine?" Duo asked.
"Did you know I was asked to join the Chippendales and Playgirl?" Heero griped again.
"Hee-chan, if you were a Chippendale, i'd come to every performance!"
"I know you would Duo," Heero said, getting really close to Duo and then kissed him.
Wufei is walking down the hall at this same time and moment. He sees, and blood squirts from his nose. He rushes to the bathroom and pute a tampon up his nose.
"Duo, I'm home," Nicole yelled, "I got you a present!"
Duo came running into the living room, "Present? Where?"
She took the sack from behind her back and handed it to Duo.
"Wow, it's food, Cookie Dough ice cream, my favorite!"
At this everyone ran into the living room, "Food, where's food?" They all asked.
Wufei gave Jordan a look from across the room, it was a warm inviting smile. He walked towards her and hugged her. "Cheer up," he said, "Smile!"
"I thought you hated women?"
"Not you," Wufei said, flirting too much.
There was a knock at the door, and Duo answered it. Of all people it had to be Relena and Hilde.
"Heero's not home and neither am I!" Then, Duo slammed the door.
They knocked again.
He answered the door again. "What do you want?"
"We need to see Charleton," Hilde said.
Duo sighed with relief, "Ok, i'll get her."
Charleton walked outside on the porch. "Yeah, Relena, Hilde, what do you want?"
"I want to know if you'll come on a date with me?" Relena asked looking very scared.
Charleton had joy in her eyes, "Yeah, sure!" Charleton blushed, "Anything for a beautiful woman like you Miss. Relena!"
"Well, come on, we don't want to be late, " Relena said.
Charleton grabbed her hand and they walked back to Relena's limo.