New Friends Part 11: There Is No More Food!
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero walked into the kitchen, wanting something to eat; he was very hungry. He hadn't eaten all day. He heard sobbing and saw Duo laying on his stomach in the kitchen floor.
"Duo, what's wrong?" Heero called, but he got no answer.
"No, more food," Duo whipsered and Heero barely heard. He was clutching a jar of peanut butter.
He walked over to Duo and sat down. "Duo speak to me!"
He held out the empty jar of peanut butter, "No more it's gone!" Duo began to cry, "It's all gone!"
"What happened to your ice cream?" Heero asked, very concerned about Duo.
"I let everyone else have some too. I only had a bowl. I'm sorry you didn't get one Hee-chan." Duo looked at the floor. "We got a letter in the mail, they are going to turn off our electricity tommorow."
"Damn," Heero said, "This is worse than I thought. I gotta go get some money."
"Hee-chan what are you going to do?"
"We gotta do something!" Heero was going to go crazy. He could feel hunger pangs striking his stomach and it made him feel weak.
"Hee-chan, there's a cheeseburger over there. It's doing yoga!" Duo said giggling.
"Duo, we gotta get you some food."
"Hee-chan, on the radio earlier, they mentioned a boxer shorts contest at Club Extreme. The ad said it starts at 10:00."
Heero looked at his watch, "It's 9:00."
Duo sat up, using his hands to hold him up. "They said the winner gets $500, and second place gets $300, and third gets $100, and the three runner ups get $50!"
"It sounds like a plan!" Heero said, just wanting to get it over with for the money.
"If we come wearing only our boxers we get free food and longnecks all night!"
"Let's go!!!!!!!" Heero said, nearly jumping off the floor. "Let's go find some cool boxers."
"Hee-chan, I'm going to wear the ones you got me on our anniversary!"
Heero blushed remembering, they said, wanna see my scythe?
"Duo, do these make my ass look big?" Heero asked, knowing he had barely any ass.
Duo blushed, "Sure, whatever you say, Hee-chan!"
"C'mon, Duo, let's go. I can't wait!"
Heero and Duo exited the house, and got into Duo's car. No way were they going to ride the motorcycle wearing only boxers!
*20 minutes after Heero and Duo's departure*
Nicole got her stuff ready to go to bed, and she got her quilt and her pillow and laid it on the couch. She was tired. She yawned and yawned. (Shall I make this more boring?) She finally laid down and was almost asleep when then front door opened and Charleton and Relena walked in.
Charleton looked over at Nicole, she looked asleep enough. They sat down on the couch, still holding hands. Nicole was getting annoyed. They began making out and giggling, and Nicole could hear them kissing, and purring and moaning. It was sick! Her cousin and Relena! She could throw up!
After sitting through an hour of this, Nicole finally had it, and she was about to get up when, someone walked in the front door and turned on the lights. It was Trowa and Quatre. Charleton and Relena quickly pulled apart.
Trowa laughed, "I found someone has distracted your attention, Relena."
Quatre laughed too, "I can't believe it, Relena a lesbian. Why didn't we see it Trowa?"
Nicole jumped up off the couch, "Thank you, you saved my life!!!!!!!" She ran over to Quatre and Trowa and hugged them tight, but shocked them with a buzzer in her hand. She laughed loudly when they gritted their teeth. "That was a classic!"
Relena looked at her watch, "Care to escort me home?"
Charleton smiled, "We can continue when we arrive."
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero walked into the kitchen, wanting something to eat; he was very hungry. He hadn't eaten all day. He heard sobbing and saw Duo laying on his stomach in the kitchen floor.
"Duo, what's wrong?" Heero called, but he got no answer.
"No, more food," Duo whipsered and Heero barely heard. He was clutching a jar of peanut butter.
He walked over to Duo and sat down. "Duo speak to me!"
He held out the empty jar of peanut butter, "No more it's gone!" Duo began to cry, "It's all gone!"
"What happened to your ice cream?" Heero asked, very concerned about Duo.
"I let everyone else have some too. I only had a bowl. I'm sorry you didn't get one Hee-chan." Duo looked at the floor. "We got a letter in the mail, they are going to turn off our electricity tommorow."
"Damn," Heero said, "This is worse than I thought. I gotta go get some money."
"Hee-chan what are you going to do?"
"We gotta do something!" Heero was going to go crazy. He could feel hunger pangs striking his stomach and it made him feel weak.
"Hee-chan, there's a cheeseburger over there. It's doing yoga!" Duo said giggling.
"Duo, we gotta get you some food."
"Hee-chan, on the radio earlier, they mentioned a boxer shorts contest at Club Extreme. The ad said it starts at 10:00."
Heero looked at his watch, "It's 9:00."
Duo sat up, using his hands to hold him up. "They said the winner gets $500, and second place gets $300, and third gets $100, and the three runner ups get $50!"
"It sounds like a plan!" Heero said, just wanting to get it over with for the money.
"If we come wearing only our boxers we get free food and longnecks all night!"
"Let's go!!!!!!!" Heero said, nearly jumping off the floor. "Let's go find some cool boxers."
"Hee-chan, I'm going to wear the ones you got me on our anniversary!"
Heero blushed remembering, they said, wanna see my scythe?
"Duo, do these make my ass look big?" Heero asked, knowing he had barely any ass.
Duo blushed, "Sure, whatever you say, Hee-chan!"
"C'mon, Duo, let's go. I can't wait!"
Heero and Duo exited the house, and got into Duo's car. No way were they going to ride the motorcycle wearing only boxers!
*20 minutes after Heero and Duo's departure*
Nicole got her stuff ready to go to bed, and she got her quilt and her pillow and laid it on the couch. She was tired. She yawned and yawned. (Shall I make this more boring?) She finally laid down and was almost asleep when then front door opened and Charleton and Relena walked in.
Charleton looked over at Nicole, she looked asleep enough. They sat down on the couch, still holding hands. Nicole was getting annoyed. They began making out and giggling, and Nicole could hear them kissing, and purring and moaning. It was sick! Her cousin and Relena! She could throw up!
After sitting through an hour of this, Nicole finally had it, and she was about to get up when, someone walked in the front door and turned on the lights. It was Trowa and Quatre. Charleton and Relena quickly pulled apart.
Trowa laughed, "I found someone has distracted your attention, Relena."
Quatre laughed too, "I can't believe it, Relena a lesbian. Why didn't we see it Trowa?"
Nicole jumped up off the couch, "Thank you, you saved my life!!!!!!!" She ran over to Quatre and Trowa and hugged them tight, but shocked them with a buzzer in her hand. She laughed loudly when they gritted their teeth. "That was a classic!"
Relena looked at her watch, "Care to escort me home?"
Charleton smiled, "We can continue when we arrive."