For the Life of Me

Disclaimer: uh... nope I can pray but I don't own anything... I want a Kurama and Hiei. If I made it Kuwabaka would die... too bad.

Kuwabaka: Hey this one is from my point of view! Yeah!

Me: [nefariously] Yes but you soon will die!

Kuwabaka: Why?

Me: Someone requested it. (Btw I don't like kuwabaka so it will be a short chapter sorry kuwa fans the next one will be a real chapter)

Ch 2- Brutal beating

Kuwabara's Pov

I sat up, another dreamless night. Suddenly I got the tickle feeling.

"Grandma I didn't break your vase!" I yelled. Suddenly my sister knocked on the door.

"Hey in there. Remember grandma's dead. Stop talking to ghosts, come out, and eat breakfast

I stood up and walked to the door. Not bothering to get dressed. I went tot hte kitchen and ate lunch. I had slept in. It was a school day but what did I care?

Well it just means I don't have to take the math test. No loss. I ate breakfast and went outside.

I walked around until I reached Kurama's school. I wonder how I got here. I peeked through the gates. Everyone was in class. Maybe I can catch him at lunch. I'm bored. We could talk about the last mission or Yukina. Though he doesn't seem as interested in her as I do. She is a beauty though. The lunch bell rang. Kurama walked out of the building. I saw him walk out and I jumped over the gate. I walked over to him... he smiled as usual. Why does he always smile?

He was instantly surrounded by girls.

Some had autograph books and another had a pair of scissors, she attempted to cut his hair but he caught her and gently pried her hand off his hair. He signed a few papers and talked to them all before coming to see me.

"Hello Kuwabara, you know you aren't supposed to be here. They don't allow people that aren't students or parents in."

"So?" "Well Kuwabara, I got to leave now. It's time for lunch. I will see you Friday at the costume party." He took a drink of Hawaiian Punch.

"Costume party?"

"Oh one of the girls over there invited me and told me to bring friends."

"What you going as... a fox."

"That wouldn't work."

"Why not"

He opened his mouth to speak and from no where he was attacked.

His arms were being yanked by a mob of fanatic fangirls. He was being dragged away. They cornered him. He protested genteelly (that is spelled right genteel means refined or polite. So use your suffixes and synonyms.).

His kind ways will get him killed. I didn't know how right I was in thinking that.

I watched in horror as dark red started to blossom on his chest. Staining his shirt (which is pink). The punch is never going to come out of that shirt.

He was knocked over by a blow to the cheek. A small pink mark was left. He wiped the lipstick off with the back of his hand. (That is one rabid fangirl!)

They all started laughing and giggling. I went over,

"Hey Babes. Why don't you hang with a real man." I said. They left and ate their lunches.

Kurama stood and brushed off his clothes. He told me I should leave before the principal comes. I climbed the gate and left. I felt Yusuke sneak up behind me. He hit me. I fell over hard. I turned around only to be knocked cold. (He sleeps the rest of the night to the next day... Shizeru drags him home)

ok end of chapter!

I hate kuwabara so I made his a short chapter. Review please.... I update as often as possible.