For the Life of Me
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Ch 4- cigarettes
*****************************Beginning of dream*********************************
Everyone is sitting around. Doing nothing else. Just sitting around, naze desu?
Beautiful women and Keiko walk out with plates and serve us food. I don't recognize anyone. Except Keiko. She serves me, just my luck. She is wearing the most decent outfit too. The others have high dresses at least. No fair.
*********************************end of dream**********************************
I wake up. My mother is hugging me, obviously drunk. I try to get up. The sun is burning my eyes. It is around noon. I push my mom to the floor. And stand. I put on my green outfit. Grabbing my moms pack of cigarettes and lighter I walked out of the room. Leaving her on the floor. I drank a cup of coffee and left the house. I grabbed a smoke and lit it. Noting there were only two left. I will have to buy, or more preferably steal, some more.
I went to the gambling house [1]. I handed over 500 yen. I was given little silver balls. I walked to my favorite machine. Another person was sitting in it. I grabbed their coat collar and threw them to the ground. I sat down and started to play. Ignoring the mumbling man behind me. I put one in, jolted the machine a little and won some more balls. I kept at this for some time. When I was done I went to the counter. I traded it for a gold coin with a 2000 on it. I walked out and went around the corner. I stood before a booth and knocked. A man came and I handed the coin over. He handed back 2000 yen. I walked off.
I reached the bar and snuck in using a false id. This is a new one. They don't know me. I walked to the bar and ordered osake. They handed over a bottle and I started to drink. Ignoring the cup they handed me. After finishing I ordered another. After three my vision was all blurry. I walked out staggering.
I'll go to the school just to say I made an appearance. Keiko saw me. She was eating lunch. She walked over. .I walked to meet her half way.
"Hey Yusuke. How are you." I looked at her. She laughed.
"What?" I asked. "Ju I look funny to ju?" I slurred (I'm bad at that talk) she waved her hand in front of her face.
"Yusuke."
"Nani desu"
"Have you been drinking?"
"Now what gave you that idea?" I asked
"Your breath stinks and your speech is slurring." I pulled out a cigarette and lit it, blowing a puff of smoke in Keiko's face. She sneezed and took it. stomping it into the ground.
"Oh I only have one more."
"Yusuke smoking is bad for you and quite disgusting." I walked away "yusuke!" she called. I heard her stomp... I looked back. She was walking away. I went up and put my hands on her boobs.
She screamed and turned around. Then she slapped me. Walking away afterwards. I love doing that. I remember how that saved my ghost when I was in Kuwabaka's body. I walked away laughing.
As soon as I reached the sidewalk I heard something stupid.
"Urameshi I'm gonna kill you this time... Damn it you got lucky last time."
It was Kuwabaka. He was going to fight me again. Idiot. "You shouldn't speak like that. That is exactly what you said last time."
"Uh I did?"
"Yeah and I still kicked your ass." he gave me a angry look that could win a kitten over.
Suddenly Boton appeared. She was on her oar. Luckily Kuwabaka was over her, but now Yukina crazy
"Yusuke."
"What is it Boton?" I asked
"You know that party you invited me too. With the costumes?"
"Yeah" said I.
"Koenma is coming."
"NANI!" I screamed. "WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK WHEN A DAMN TODDLER THAT FUCKING SPEAKS FLIES IN?"
"Calm down Yusuke. He is going to be in teen form."
"Oh great a teenager with a teething ring."
"Its not a teething ring.. It's a pacifier."
"Whatever." she hump-ed and flew off. You know she is stupid like all the other spirit brats up there.
"'M gonna go home now." I walked after my words with the air. I wonder if Kurama can convince Hiei to come. That would be fun I think. My favorite midget. Oh I know I'll throw my own party in my apartment (a/n it is near Halloween) I wish Jin and Touya could come. That may be fun. The ycan all be themselves in my apartment. I will go home and plan... after a cold shower. I should do it when I 'm more sober. Though the koenma thing helped with that.
4 hours later. Yusuke is now sober and planning the party...
"I could have two partys in a row. The other and then mine can be a sleep over. Yeah I'll do that... fun, fun. I'll call Kurama
bring, bring.
Y: Hello kurama K: Hello yusuke. Y: Hey you know the party on Friday night. K: Yeah I do. Y: I'm throwing a party right after. Give Hiei the message. K: Ok I will Y: it's a sleep over. K: I think I can come Y: Ok well I got to go now. K: Sayonara. Y: bye I hung up... well I need Boton now. I grabbed my pocket communicator. Opening it Boton appeared on the screen.
"Hey boton" I said.
"Oh hi Yusuke. Do you need something."
"Yeah Im throwing a party. I want to invite some people but I can't find them on my own."
"Oh like who?"
"I want you to find Jin, and Touya."
"Ok I guess I can, but yusuke."
"What"
"Stop being a jerk."
"Ok well the party is at my place, give them my apartment address. Also tell them to enter through the beer can lined window." I lit a cigarette.
"Who else will be there?" she asked.
"Koenma and you I guess. Jin, Touya, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabaka, Genkai, Yukina..." I was cut off there.
"Uh yusuke is it really safe to have 3 humans and over 4 demons in a single human apartment?"
"Hey they're harmless."
"Oh yes Hiei is harmless alright" she joked.
"Well the others are."
"Who else."
"Well Shizeru, Keiko, and my mom."
"Your mom doesn't know about the demons."
"Awe shit! I forgot that little funking fact. That ruins the whole night." I said angrily "I guess I could try to get her into a bar." I started thinking aloud "and hope the places hasn't been burnt or hit by a tornado,"
"Yes or covered from ceiling to floor in blood." she said... "You sure you want to do this?"
"Yeah. It will be interesting." forcing Kuwabara and Hiei to sleep in the same room. Bwahahahahahaha. I looked out the window. I should get some sleep. I saw the clock and closed communicator. It was almost 7. Wow. I wonder what has made me so tired. I went back outside and toilet papered some trees. Becoming bored with that I went to the park. Kuwabara was there. Playing with a kitten. I punched him in the head.
"Kuwabara on Friday after the other party, I'm having a sleep over. Ya coming?"
"Uh sure. If Yukina is gonna be there."
"She is. Your sister is invited too." I walked away I went home and took a shower. Then to bed.
hey its me sorry I have writers block but I wanted to finish this. So it sucks. Review! Darkess
[1] in Japan gambling is illeagel so they play a game where you pay with balls in the machine and win if you aim right or something like that. When you are done you turn your balls in for a cell phone or a prize. (Think Chucky cheeses or magic mountain.) Or you can get a worthless gold coin that when turned in around the street at a small booth you get money for... that is my sucky explanation of gambling in japan.
Nani desu- what? Naze desu- why? (an: I will check and make sure. I haven't used why in a while. my fam hates my speaking Japanese)
Review for me. Come on *holds cookie above your head* want the cookie? Then review!
Disclaimer: nope not here
Ch 4- cigarettes
*****************************Beginning of dream*********************************
Everyone is sitting around. Doing nothing else. Just sitting around, naze desu?
Beautiful women and Keiko walk out with plates and serve us food. I don't recognize anyone. Except Keiko. She serves me, just my luck. She is wearing the most decent outfit too. The others have high dresses at least. No fair.
*********************************end of dream**********************************
I wake up. My mother is hugging me, obviously drunk. I try to get up. The sun is burning my eyes. It is around noon. I push my mom to the floor. And stand. I put on my green outfit. Grabbing my moms pack of cigarettes and lighter I walked out of the room. Leaving her on the floor. I drank a cup of coffee and left the house. I grabbed a smoke and lit it. Noting there were only two left. I will have to buy, or more preferably steal, some more.
I went to the gambling house [1]. I handed over 500 yen. I was given little silver balls. I walked to my favorite machine. Another person was sitting in it. I grabbed their coat collar and threw them to the ground. I sat down and started to play. Ignoring the mumbling man behind me. I put one in, jolted the machine a little and won some more balls. I kept at this for some time. When I was done I went to the counter. I traded it for a gold coin with a 2000 on it. I walked out and went around the corner. I stood before a booth and knocked. A man came and I handed the coin over. He handed back 2000 yen. I walked off.
I reached the bar and snuck in using a false id. This is a new one. They don't know me. I walked to the bar and ordered osake. They handed over a bottle and I started to drink. Ignoring the cup they handed me. After finishing I ordered another. After three my vision was all blurry. I walked out staggering.
I'll go to the school just to say I made an appearance. Keiko saw me. She was eating lunch. She walked over. .I walked to meet her half way.
"Hey Yusuke. How are you." I looked at her. She laughed.
"What?" I asked. "Ju I look funny to ju?" I slurred (I'm bad at that talk) she waved her hand in front of her face.
"Yusuke."
"Nani desu"
"Have you been drinking?"
"Now what gave you that idea?" I asked
"Your breath stinks and your speech is slurring." I pulled out a cigarette and lit it, blowing a puff of smoke in Keiko's face. She sneezed and took it. stomping it into the ground.
"Oh I only have one more."
"Yusuke smoking is bad for you and quite disgusting." I walked away "yusuke!" she called. I heard her stomp... I looked back. She was walking away. I went up and put my hands on her boobs.
She screamed and turned around. Then she slapped me. Walking away afterwards. I love doing that. I remember how that saved my ghost when I was in Kuwabaka's body. I walked away laughing.
As soon as I reached the sidewalk I heard something stupid.
"Urameshi I'm gonna kill you this time... Damn it you got lucky last time."
It was Kuwabaka. He was going to fight me again. Idiot. "You shouldn't speak like that. That is exactly what you said last time."
"Uh I did?"
"Yeah and I still kicked your ass." he gave me a angry look that could win a kitten over.
Suddenly Boton appeared. She was on her oar. Luckily Kuwabaka was over her, but now Yukina crazy
"Yusuke."
"What is it Boton?" I asked
"You know that party you invited me too. With the costumes?"
"Yeah" said I.
"Koenma is coming."
"NANI!" I screamed. "WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK WHEN A DAMN TODDLER THAT FUCKING SPEAKS FLIES IN?"
"Calm down Yusuke. He is going to be in teen form."
"Oh great a teenager with a teething ring."
"Its not a teething ring.. It's a pacifier."
"Whatever." she hump-ed and flew off. You know she is stupid like all the other spirit brats up there.
"'M gonna go home now." I walked after my words with the air. I wonder if Kurama can convince Hiei to come. That would be fun I think. My favorite midget. Oh I know I'll throw my own party in my apartment (a/n it is near Halloween) I wish Jin and Touya could come. That may be fun. The ycan all be themselves in my apartment. I will go home and plan... after a cold shower. I should do it when I 'm more sober. Though the koenma thing helped with that.
4 hours later. Yusuke is now sober and planning the party...
"I could have two partys in a row. The other and then mine can be a sleep over. Yeah I'll do that... fun, fun. I'll call Kurama
bring, bring.
Y: Hello kurama K: Hello yusuke. Y: Hey you know the party on Friday night. K: Yeah I do. Y: I'm throwing a party right after. Give Hiei the message. K: Ok I will Y: it's a sleep over. K: I think I can come Y: Ok well I got to go now. K: Sayonara. Y: bye I hung up... well I need Boton now. I grabbed my pocket communicator. Opening it Boton appeared on the screen.
"Hey boton" I said.
"Oh hi Yusuke. Do you need something."
"Yeah Im throwing a party. I want to invite some people but I can't find them on my own."
"Oh like who?"
"I want you to find Jin, and Touya."
"Ok I guess I can, but yusuke."
"What"
"Stop being a jerk."
"Ok well the party is at my place, give them my apartment address. Also tell them to enter through the beer can lined window." I lit a cigarette.
"Who else will be there?" she asked.
"Koenma and you I guess. Jin, Touya, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabaka, Genkai, Yukina..." I was cut off there.
"Uh yusuke is it really safe to have 3 humans and over 4 demons in a single human apartment?"
"Hey they're harmless."
"Oh yes Hiei is harmless alright" she joked.
"Well the others are."
"Who else."
"Well Shizeru, Keiko, and my mom."
"Your mom doesn't know about the demons."
"Awe shit! I forgot that little funking fact. That ruins the whole night." I said angrily "I guess I could try to get her into a bar." I started thinking aloud "and hope the places hasn't been burnt or hit by a tornado,"
"Yes or covered from ceiling to floor in blood." she said... "You sure you want to do this?"
"Yeah. It will be interesting." forcing Kuwabara and Hiei to sleep in the same room. Bwahahahahahaha. I looked out the window. I should get some sleep. I saw the clock and closed communicator. It was almost 7. Wow. I wonder what has made me so tired. I went back outside and toilet papered some trees. Becoming bored with that I went to the park. Kuwabara was there. Playing with a kitten. I punched him in the head.
"Kuwabara on Friday after the other party, I'm having a sleep over. Ya coming?"
"Uh sure. If Yukina is gonna be there."
"She is. Your sister is invited too." I walked away I went home and took a shower. Then to bed.
hey its me sorry I have writers block but I wanted to finish this. So it sucks. Review! Darkess
[1] in Japan gambling is illeagel so they play a game where you pay with balls in the machine and win if you aim right or something like that. When you are done you turn your balls in for a cell phone or a prize. (Think Chucky cheeses or magic mountain.) Or you can get a worthless gold coin that when turned in around the street at a small booth you get money for... that is my sucky explanation of gambling in japan.
Nani desu- what? Naze desu- why? (an: I will check and make sure. I haven't used why in a while. my fam hates my speaking Japanese)