A/N: Gomen for the loooooooooooong update. I got lazy.hehehe. Neways,
here's chapter 2. Flames and comments are welcome but not lawsuits.No
money. ;) Btw,suggestions on how to torture Sanzo are more than welcome.
And before I forget, sorry for the typo errors on the 1st chapter.I keep
missing them when I review it again. Anyone who'd like to be my proof-
reader? You are most welcome to be mine.
Yaone-chan: Yume is an OC I made for the story. Although I'm thinking that maybe I should make a story on how Yume and Sanzo met. It's up to you guys anyways if you want me to make one.
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"She's what?!" Gojyo's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. This has got to be a big, fat joke.
"She's pregnant, Gojyo." Sanzo said, slightly irritated at Gojyo's reaction. You'd think that it was rare to hear someone's wife got pregnant. "Ch'! Are you deaf as well as dumb?"
Sanzo's got to be pulling Gojyo's leg. The monk's wife is pregnant? As in big tummy? As in Sanzo had sex with her? What in damnation is this world coming to?
"Close your jaw, Gojyo-san." Yume said as she entered the room. "I don't want you drooling over the carpet. I just cleaned it up last week."
"Yu-Yume!" Gojyo stammered. His eyes travelled down to her tummy. Where's the bump? There should have been a bump on her tummy. Why, it's flat. Well,save for the little bulge. But, who knows? Maybe she's just full from eating. "Are you really pregnant?"
Sanzo hit Gojyo hard with his fan. "Of course she is, baka!"
"Ite!" Gojyo glared at Sanzo while rubbing his new lump." I was just making sure, you know."
"Why are you doubting his words, Gojyo-san?" Yume asked as she sat down on the sofa, beside Sanzo. He draped an arm over Yume as she snuggled up.
"Errr...." The red-head man blushed. He can't very well state the reason that he doubted Sanzo's words was because he couldn't believe that Sanzo was capable of engaging in sex. He was a monk, for heaven's sake! He may have cursed, drank, smoked, gambled and killed but Sanzo couldn't have had sex.He could NOT have. He was too celibate.
"Yes, Gojyo-san?" Yume prodded. She was looking forward to hearing his reason.
"Err...I'm afraid I can't answer you, Yume." Gojyo was starting to sweat at the thought of having to state his reason. So he opted not to tell. "You see, it might prove to be too er, bold for your delicate ears."
"Hmm.Try me." Yume said as she raised one slender, platinum blonde brow. It was a habit she picked up from her husband. A habit that she had perfected and used to intimidated him and others.
"Do so and you die." Sanzo threatened, cocking his gun and aiming it to Gojyo's head.
"If it's all the same to you, Yume," Gojyo started." I'd rather not tell lest I want my brains blown out."
"Coward!"Yume countered." Oh, well. I don't want your brains all over my floor anyway. It will be hard to clean up. By the way, where's Goku-san?"
Gojyo was relieved to have the subject changed. It was getting uncomfortable under Yume's questioning gaze and Sanzo's threatening glare. "He should be arriving any moment with the basket of fruits I sent him to buy."
"Are you sure it's wise to let Goku bring the basket of fruits? Knowing him, he might come here with the basket only." Yume gave a small giggle as she snuggled deeply into Sanzo. A few moments later, the doorbell rang. Yume stood up and volunteered to answer the door. When she was gone, Gojyo walked over to Sanzo and swung an arm over his shoulder. He was grinning like a maniac while Sanzo gave an exasperated sigh.
"What now?!"
"She's really pregnant, isn't she?" Still grinning.
"Yes, she is." Sanzo forced the words through his teeth. Gojyo was really getting on his nerves. What's so amazing about a husbamd impregnating his wife?
"You got her pregnant, didn't you?" If possible, Gojyo's grin stretched further as humanly possible.[1]
Sanzo gritted his teeth and hissed. "Yes, I did!"
"Wow!" Gojyo removed his arm from Sanzo and faced him with an awed and adoring [2] expression. "You did it. I can't believe a celibated monk like you actually did it."
"Did what?" Sanzo snapped at Gojyo. His fingers itched for his W&S gun. He suddenly had the strongest urge to blow the youkai's brains out. It would give Sanzo the greatest pleasure of seeing him run for his life, the bullets zipping after him.
"Have sex." Gojyo said simply. "You aren't innocent in the world of the pleasures of the flesh [3] after all."
//So that's the reason why he's bugging me.// Sanzo thought. //He couldn't believe that I made love with my wife. He thought that because I'm celibate, I don't know how to do the act. What a complete moron!"
"Gojyo." Sanzo called, then in a low voice he said. "My wife and I didn't have sex. We made love."
Gojyo suddenly guffawed.//Oh man!// "Scratch that out. You are innocent. You are too 'pure' with the ways of the flesh to refer sex as making love."
"Ah, so that's the reason." Yume said as she entered the living room. "Gojyo-san, Kouryuu loves me and I him. That's why he called it 'making love' coz we were making love. Sex is a term used for people who copulate without any tender emotions involve, just plain, unadulterated lust. Do you understand, Gojyo-san?"
"Hai." Gojyo answered, blushing profusely because Yume heard their conversation.
"Eavesdropper." Sanzo muttered. Yume walked over to him and tweaked his nose. Sanzo gave a yelp. He rubbed his nose when Yume let it go. He glared at her as he sat down beside Yume. "Where's Goku?"
"Hai." Came an enthusiastic reply. Into the living room, Goku entered, carrying the basketful of fruits. "Ohayo, Sanzo! Gojyo!"
"Look, it's still full." Gojyo commented, glad to finally change the topic." Goku didn't finish it in one gobble. That's so amazing!"
"Yurusai, kono ero kappa!"
"Nandato, kono baka saru?"
"Guys, guys. Please don't start." Yume interrupted, with one brow raised. " I just cleaned the house. I don't you messing it up again. The last time you had a brawl, one lamp got broken, one coffee table smashed and there were three bullet holes through my curtains which in turn broke the window."
Gojyo and Goku gave her a sheepish grin and mumble their apologies. Sanzo just kept his eyes away from Yume.
Goku suggested that they eat the fruits. Yume went to the kitchen for plates, knives and the refreshments. Sanzo followed and helped her with the carrying. Ater everything was set, they started eating and talking about what the couple want for a baby. Do they want a boy or a girl? Do they want the baby to take after Sanzo or Yume?
[1] redundant, I know.hehehe.sorry!
[2]awed-yes. Adoring-err.....i dunno.That's Gojyo we're talking about. But since this is a humor fic let's make him ooc.bwahahaha
[3] err,is that right?or am I just making it up. I'm not sure though.hehehe
A/N: Don't forget to review on your way out. Tah-tah, dahlings! Mwah!
Yaone-chan: Yume is an OC I made for the story. Although I'm thinking that maybe I should make a story on how Yume and Sanzo met. It's up to you guys anyways if you want me to make one.
-------------------------------------Sex or Making love -------------------- --------------------------
"She's what?!" Gojyo's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. This has got to be a big, fat joke.
"She's pregnant, Gojyo." Sanzo said, slightly irritated at Gojyo's reaction. You'd think that it was rare to hear someone's wife got pregnant. "Ch'! Are you deaf as well as dumb?"
Sanzo's got to be pulling Gojyo's leg. The monk's wife is pregnant? As in big tummy? As in Sanzo had sex with her? What in damnation is this world coming to?
"Close your jaw, Gojyo-san." Yume said as she entered the room. "I don't want you drooling over the carpet. I just cleaned it up last week."
"Yu-Yume!" Gojyo stammered. His eyes travelled down to her tummy. Where's the bump? There should have been a bump on her tummy. Why, it's flat. Well,save for the little bulge. But, who knows? Maybe she's just full from eating. "Are you really pregnant?"
Sanzo hit Gojyo hard with his fan. "Of course she is, baka!"
"Ite!" Gojyo glared at Sanzo while rubbing his new lump." I was just making sure, you know."
"Why are you doubting his words, Gojyo-san?" Yume asked as she sat down on the sofa, beside Sanzo. He draped an arm over Yume as she snuggled up.
"Errr...." The red-head man blushed. He can't very well state the reason that he doubted Sanzo's words was because he couldn't believe that Sanzo was capable of engaging in sex. He was a monk, for heaven's sake! He may have cursed, drank, smoked, gambled and killed but Sanzo couldn't have had sex.He could NOT have. He was too celibate.
"Yes, Gojyo-san?" Yume prodded. She was looking forward to hearing his reason.
"Err...I'm afraid I can't answer you, Yume." Gojyo was starting to sweat at the thought of having to state his reason. So he opted not to tell. "You see, it might prove to be too er, bold for your delicate ears."
"Hmm.Try me." Yume said as she raised one slender, platinum blonde brow. It was a habit she picked up from her husband. A habit that she had perfected and used to intimidated him and others.
"Do so and you die." Sanzo threatened, cocking his gun and aiming it to Gojyo's head.
"If it's all the same to you, Yume," Gojyo started." I'd rather not tell lest I want my brains blown out."
"Coward!"Yume countered." Oh, well. I don't want your brains all over my floor anyway. It will be hard to clean up. By the way, where's Goku-san?"
Gojyo was relieved to have the subject changed. It was getting uncomfortable under Yume's questioning gaze and Sanzo's threatening glare. "He should be arriving any moment with the basket of fruits I sent him to buy."
"Are you sure it's wise to let Goku bring the basket of fruits? Knowing him, he might come here with the basket only." Yume gave a small giggle as she snuggled deeply into Sanzo. A few moments later, the doorbell rang. Yume stood up and volunteered to answer the door. When she was gone, Gojyo walked over to Sanzo and swung an arm over his shoulder. He was grinning like a maniac while Sanzo gave an exasperated sigh.
"What now?!"
"She's really pregnant, isn't she?" Still grinning.
"Yes, she is." Sanzo forced the words through his teeth. Gojyo was really getting on his nerves. What's so amazing about a husbamd impregnating his wife?
"You got her pregnant, didn't you?" If possible, Gojyo's grin stretched further as humanly possible.[1]
Sanzo gritted his teeth and hissed. "Yes, I did!"
"Wow!" Gojyo removed his arm from Sanzo and faced him with an awed and adoring [2] expression. "You did it. I can't believe a celibated monk like you actually did it."
"Did what?" Sanzo snapped at Gojyo. His fingers itched for his W&S gun. He suddenly had the strongest urge to blow the youkai's brains out. It would give Sanzo the greatest pleasure of seeing him run for his life, the bullets zipping after him.
"Have sex." Gojyo said simply. "You aren't innocent in the world of the pleasures of the flesh [3] after all."
//So that's the reason why he's bugging me.// Sanzo thought. //He couldn't believe that I made love with my wife. He thought that because I'm celibate, I don't know how to do the act. What a complete moron!"
"Gojyo." Sanzo called, then in a low voice he said. "My wife and I didn't have sex. We made love."
Gojyo suddenly guffawed.//Oh man!// "Scratch that out. You are innocent. You are too 'pure' with the ways of the flesh to refer sex as making love."
"Ah, so that's the reason." Yume said as she entered the living room. "Gojyo-san, Kouryuu loves me and I him. That's why he called it 'making love' coz we were making love. Sex is a term used for people who copulate without any tender emotions involve, just plain, unadulterated lust. Do you understand, Gojyo-san?"
"Hai." Gojyo answered, blushing profusely because Yume heard their conversation.
"Eavesdropper." Sanzo muttered. Yume walked over to him and tweaked his nose. Sanzo gave a yelp. He rubbed his nose when Yume let it go. He glared at her as he sat down beside Yume. "Where's Goku?"
"Hai." Came an enthusiastic reply. Into the living room, Goku entered, carrying the basketful of fruits. "Ohayo, Sanzo! Gojyo!"
"Look, it's still full." Gojyo commented, glad to finally change the topic." Goku didn't finish it in one gobble. That's so amazing!"
"Yurusai, kono ero kappa!"
"Nandato, kono baka saru?"
"Guys, guys. Please don't start." Yume interrupted, with one brow raised. " I just cleaned the house. I don't you messing it up again. The last time you had a brawl, one lamp got broken, one coffee table smashed and there were three bullet holes through my curtains which in turn broke the window."
Gojyo and Goku gave her a sheepish grin and mumble their apologies. Sanzo just kept his eyes away from Yume.
Goku suggested that they eat the fruits. Yume went to the kitchen for plates, knives and the refreshments. Sanzo followed and helped her with the carrying. Ater everything was set, they started eating and talking about what the couple want for a baby. Do they want a boy or a girl? Do they want the baby to take after Sanzo or Yume?
[1] redundant, I know.hehehe.sorry!
[2]awed-yes. Adoring-err.....i dunno.That's Gojyo we're talking about. But since this is a humor fic let's make him ooc.bwahahaha
[3] err,is that right?or am I just making it up. I'm not sure though.hehehe
A/N: Don't forget to review on your way out. Tah-tah, dahlings! Mwah!