Chobits X The fishy situation.

Disclaimer: Hunter X Hunter is solely the property of Togashi sensei. Chobits is to CLAMP. So if your a nice person, don't sue me! I love my laptop and it's mine.

"Um...... What's your name?"

"......"

"Okay...... Can you talk?"

No answer.

"Maybe she can't talk." He assumed. "Okay. We need to get ourselves clean." He tugged her hand. "Come with me." He pulled her hand. She willingly followed. "Here is the bathroom," he said, pushing a small, diamond knob. The insides of the wall were shinny and sparkly gold color (because it's made of gold with some other alloys.) In the middle, there laid a big pool-size bath tub. A table near the pool was for blankets. And a HUGE closet at the back hidden behind the mirror sliding doors.

You can wash up here." Pointed to the huge tub

"......"

"Here is a piece of soap," handing her the slippery substance.

"You rub it on your body to get rid of the dirty stuff." He said, just in case she doesn't know t a soap is. He turned around so he wont see anything ...... cute. After a while, he sees the soap sliding past him.

"Um.... Your soap," he said nervously. "I'm turning around okay ...so"

Clothes still intact, emotionless stare and inactivity sort of made Kurapika a little irritated. He handed the soap.

"You have to take off your shirt first." He said quickly. She seemed confused, but still emotionless. Kind of makes you think she is a robot. Kurapika didn't seem to deliver his message clearly. So he took off his own shirt to show her. That didn't work. He tried several more times. Telling her what needs to be done. But all she did was stand there.

In the end, Kurapika had to take off her shirt himself.

Kurapika, all red and nervous. Started unbuttoning the first button. Silvery chains swung and stopped on his thumb. A heart shape gold piece with little silver wings dropped near her chest. There seemed to be something carved in. Kurapika squinted to read the words. "Chobits". Buzzing noise came out. Kurapika was startled, stepped on the soap and carried with him that girl head first to the pool.

Bluish light was surround her body. Bubbles of bubbles came steaming out. A shadow came towards Kurapika. His eyes was wide with amazement. A mermaid. She's actually a mermaid. One moment she was 3 feet away, then 3 inches apart. She settled herself a great big hug for Kurapika. (with her breast pressed against Kurapika, plus the fact that she suddenly is completely naked.)

Kurapika, still adjusting from the surprise, tried to swim away from her choking grip towards the surface of the water.

Kurapika: * gasp * * blush *

Girl: * smile *

Kurapika: "Is that really you?"

Girl: * nod *

Kurapika: "You... You're a mermaid?"

Girl: * nod and shake *

Kurapika: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Girl: * pointed at her throat *

Kurapika: "You can't talk?"

Girl: * nod ever so cutely and smiled *

Kurapika: * still wide eyed, trying to absorb all that information * * faint *

"Ughu~~~~~~ my head hurts," shaking his head. Pealed his eyes open and "AAAAAAAAAA" -ed upon seeing his new fishy friend. She was not really happy and made a cute but also pissed off face. She did not like to be screamed at. He at up and scooted all the way to the other wall. "Stop right there," he ordered. "Let me clear my head a bit." Sucked a great gulp of air, burst it all out slowly and locked his eyes on her. The girl lifted her tail out of the water and turned back into normal human legs. She had that I am so sorry look on her face as she crawled closer to him. Kurapika's blush turned into a red balloon. Steam rose up his back when they were only one meter apart. He was burning when she placed her right arm around his neck. Exploded when she hugged him. He was about ready to call her away when he saw how scared her face was. She looked so weak and innocent. So pure and sweet. Why did she end up with that bastard. "Don't worry. I'll protect you!" Wrapped his arms around her.

But lets finish out bath first."

Nod. Smile. Laugh.

"I'll rub your back and you'll rub mine, okay?"

Nod. Smile.

"You can't wear your clothes 'cause it's dirty. I don't have girl's clothes......" Searching his closet for smaller clothes. "How about my old fishy pajamas. It suits you and it looks cute doesn't it?" Nod. Smiles. "Now I've got to find undies for you too, huh?" Nod. Smiles.

Kurapika: * sweat * /is that all she does for an answer/

Girl: * smiles *

Kurapika: /I guess so/

Girl: * looks confused *

Kurapika: * smile * /she smiles sort of a lot/

Girl: * smile *

Kurapika: /thought so/ * sigh * "lets get out of here and get some food, okay?"

Girl: * nod, smile *

Kurapika pushed open the door.

"NIYAU!"

"GAHHHH! Ki.. Ki. Killua!"

"Hi!"

"WHUTTAHECK ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?"

"It was raining. No where to got. Thought to crash in. Any thing wrong?"

"Yes. I almost died. And get rid of that neko-ears of yours"

"It my DNA. Can't do anything about it"

"What happened to my dinner?!"

"Er..hehe.. Got sorta hungry while waiting.. Bu..but I left some fruits and veggies"

"Baby corns, carrots, peas, and brussle sprouts?"

"Hey. Tell it to the cook."

Kurapika: "The weather is getting worse."

Thunder boomed

Killua: "I'm getting sleepy. Can we hit the hay?"

Kurapika: "I guess so *yawn* I'll sleep in the sofa. Killua, you sleep on the floor."

Killua: "Fine with me"

Kurapika : "You can sleep in my bed."

Girl: * nod * * smile *

Kurapika: * clicked the lights out *

The thunder clapped like all hell is going to break loose. The wind howled like a werewolf. Sudden lightning flashes sent a silhouette of the girl rolled up as a ball little, voices of whimpering and insecurity cut across the blonde's ear. He opened the light once again and went towards the girl's now-occupying bed. She was shaking. Probably from the lightning and thunder.

The blonde sat down beside the girl and patted her. She unwrapped herself from the tangle of her blanket. "You'll be all right," he assured her. "I'll be right beside you." He settled himself beside the girl. Securing her with a firm yet gentle hug. Killua was asked to close the lights. He was not very willing though.

Kurapika's mind was clear and peaceful. Usually, he'd think of the country's safety and crap. But

Tonight. Tonight was different. He was peaceful. In fact everything was peaceful. The wind. The rain. The thunder. They both fell asleep into peaceful wonderland. What awakes them the next day? They don't care..........

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Sakura: Gomenasai for being so rude to you readers at first. It's my first time. And I sort of got in trouble for double posting the same stories with the same title. I'm such a klutz.

Kurapika: Please read and review.

Sakura: KURAPIKA-SAMA!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME... WOW... EEKKK

Kurapika: Uh-oh....

Sakura: *glomp*

Kurapika: Eyaaa!!! Gerrofme!!!!!!!1

Sakura: See ya next time!!!

Kurapika: Daskette kudasaiii!