Chapter 2
"Honestly, is he going to sleep forever?"

"Gods, Samantha you should have used a smaller dart! These are made to knock out someone twice his size!"

Voices. Girly voices with a hint of malice. The smell of roses. Owen groaned and sat up. It was all coming back to him now. As he sat up he noticed a box of chicken nuggets by his hands. They looked all right, so he started eating.

"Leah, he's up!" Leah walked in to see Owen sitting on the floor eating his chicken nuggets. He offered one to Leah.

"Nugget?"

"Gods, no! It'll go straight to my butt!" Leah said in an anxious voice. As the members of the club filed in, Owen looked around.

"Where am I?" he asked after a minute.

"Our clubhouse, of course!" a girl Owen hadn't met said. He looked around, seeing pictures of himself and club members plastered all over the walls. "Where did you get these pictures?"

"Oh, we have our sources," another girl said with a mischievous grin. Owen gulped. He didn't like the sound of that.

"Anyway, Owen we'd like to introduce you to some of our club members," Rose said, "This is Theresa, our club random vegetarian... I'm a vegetarian too!"

"Tofu nugget?" Theresa offered. Owen shuddered and shook his head in disgust.

"Anyhoo, this is Christine. She's the treasurer's treasurer."

"HI OWEN!" Christine yelled. She ran over, and kissed him on the cheek, and ran back to her chair.

"This place is creepy," Owen said to himself.

"Well, everyone, it's time to go over the club agenda!" Leah yelled over the noise. "Today is a very special meeting because today, we have our current object of affection with us!" All the girls cheered.

"Who is that? Who is Owen anyway? I've only read about two-"Rose began. The cheering stopped abruptly as Becky shot Rose with a tranquilizer dart.

"On with our plans," Leah said, "Since we've never had this before, we're going to let a member choose our activity." A hand rose. "Ok Anna, shoot!"

"Well," Anna began, "That slut, Kel, is always overshadowing Owen. I think we should kidnap her." This was greeted with more cheers from all, but Gretchen, that is.

"Kel is my role-model! We can't kidnap her!" Gretchen exclaimed, shocked. Samantha shot her with another tranquilizer dart.

"Leah, there could be a problem with that," Anna said nervously. Theresa looked up at her and raised her bow. Anna gulped harshly. "They could catch us. We could get put in prison or get killed!"

"Believe me, Anna, we have all that accounted for," Leah replied calmly. "But, to help with my plan we need to get one of our honorary members down here to help us."

"Do I know her?" Owen asked.

"Yeah," Samantha replied.

"Who is it?" A creak was heard, and the door opened to reveal Daine coming into the clubhouse. "Did I miss anything? I forgot there was a meeting today." Daine explained.

"That's ok, Daine. We just started!" Leah said with a smile. "Today, we have a special thing for you."

"We decided that if you can validate our reason for, uh, transferring Kel from the palace to here, we will promote you from honorary member to full member!"

"Ok, I'll do it!" Daine squeaked. "What do I have to do?"

"So glad you asked," Samantha grinned.

"You see, we're going to leave a note to anyone who comes in saying that Kel is in danger and that we have evacuated her to a safe place and will return her when the danger has passed," Leah explained.

"It's your job to a.) make sure her pets don't stop us and b.) send vicious animals into her once we got her out," Samantha continued.

"Got it," Daine muttered.

"Good," Theresa said chewing on a tofu nugget.