Owen and the Rabid Fan Girls By Lady Leah of Chaos

Chapter Four

Back at the club, the girls surveyed their work. As Leah had not mentioned her ribbon, no one thought that they could be found. With Kel tranquilized on the floor and Owen on his 'throne', everything seemed to be back to normal. Then Kel got up.

"Where am I?" Kel said, dazed.

"Our HQ," Theresa said coldly.

"Did you kidnap me or something?" Kel was very confused.

"No shit, Sherlock," Samantha sarcastically.

"Why? I could have you killed if I want to," Kel said importantly.

Christine rolled her eyes. "Tell us something we don't know."

"But WHY?!?" Kel became very impatient.

Leah sighed, "Well, if you must know. You've been overshadowing Owen and we don't like it."

"OWEN?!?" Kel yelled frantically.

"Yeah, me," Owen said, "This is my fan club."

"Yeah, right..." Kel scoffed. Rose pulled out a poison dart and shot her. Kel shrieked in agony. Rose threw a dagger at her. Kel died tragically.

"Shit," Leah muttered, "HEY THOM!" Lord Thom (the first, not the second) rushed in and brought Kel back to life.

"Aren't you dead?" Christine asked.

"Oh yeah! The Black God and I have an... er... appointment tonight," Thom said.

"Eww..." The girls said. With that, Thom keeled over dead. The evil hamsters came in, yelled "Yummy!", and dragged Thom's body away.

"Oh shit..." said Rose.

"Uh... Truth or Dare, anyone?" Anna said after a moment.

"Sure, I love that game!" Kel shouted.

"Did you brainwash her or something?" Leah muttered to Rose.

Rose ginned, "Maybe."

Anna sat on the couch. "It was my idea, so I guess I'll go first," she sad, "Kel, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Ok. Do you feel inferior to Owen?" Theresa stuck her fingers into a pouch of eye bright.

"Umm... no..." Kel stuttered.

"Bullshit," Theresa shouted.

"Fine, fine!" Kel sniffed, "I have always felt inferior to Owen! It's not fair that he can be cute and jolly and I can't!" She started to cry.

"Kel, stop crying!" Gretchen yelled, "You have to ask someone!"

"Oh, right!" Kel said, all happy again, "Leah, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare..." Leah started. The door was opening.

~*~

Alanna opened t club house door. It was not what she expected. Whatever she expected, it was not seeing the person she was rescuing sitting on a couch, giggling and playing Truth or Dare. This was very Strange.

"Oh, Leah!" Christine called. "Looks like we've got a visitor!" The apparent leader looked up. That's her... Alanna thought. She looked just like the image from Numair's spell. And there was no way she could escape now.

Or is there? Leah thought with a rueful smile. The only Gift Leah had was reading minds. Not that anyone knew this, of course.

Alanna looked in another place in the room. She saw a boy sitting in a comfy armchair. He looked familiar, but she couldn't tell who it was. Finally, it clicked.

"Owen of Jesslaw?" Alanna whispered in disbelief.

"That's right," Owen said, "You got a problem with that?"