Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Revenge is sweet; served cold it's even better. So when someone sets out to get it, 'someone' is pleasantly surprised. Story line does exist. Just not yet.
A/N: DON'T EVEN THINK IT!
Chapter 1 – Handbook for beginners
Do not let anyone see you.
Do not let anyone hear you.
Do not let anyone fall over you when awaiting results.
Do not break these rules. Dire consequences will result.
Do not inform the teachers unless you're starting to think about suicide. If you do your friend may commit homicide.
Do not copy. Plagiarism is not flattery. It is blatant misuse.
Do not work in patterns. Patterns are bad. Patterns can be worked out.
Do not sing. Never sing. Singing is bad. Very bad. It never, ever works.
Do not ignore attacks. Attack back with twice the force. Attack with triple the force. Attack... Just attack.
Do not repeat. If you've worked on something it's in the past. The past is not the present. Think new...
Do not allow breaks. Breaks can be manipulated into attacks. Attacks are bad.
Do not think. Thinking takes too much time.
Do not cry. Crying is not good. At all. If you cry, you die.
Do not eat or drink uninspected substances. Sometimes people get it into their heads that they might be better than you. They're not. So don't let them think they are.
Do not expect luck. Luck was invented by Hitler.
Do not be like Hitler.
Do not kill. Maim others pride.
Do not think that you can do something. Know you can.
Do not assume. Assuming has lead to unexpected happenings.
Do not have unexpected happenings. Their unexpected, and, as such, can not be expected.
Do not try to understand the workings of an enemy's mind. They work in odd ways. Expect them to try to understand the workings of your mind. Confuse them.
Do not run unless you have to. You are not a coward. If you are, put the book down. We don't have time for you.
Do not start too big. Big is good – and expected. Do the unexpected, but make sure that you suspect the results.
Do not try to get ahead of yourself. Getting ahead of yourself means you don't know where you are. Always know where you are. It means you know where to run to.
Do not be bland. Use lots of colours, colours show diversity. Diversity is good. It means you can never be pinned down. Most of the time.
Do not insult people unless they are enemies. You need all the friends you can get. Friends are good.
Do not insult teachers. At all. Even enemy teachers. Teachers have control. You need control. If you control teachers then you have control.
Do not ignore loners. They either grow up to be intelligent loners or they grow up to be rich, famous and intelligent people. And you can be their friend.
Do not be obvious. This is delicate work. Obvious means noise and trouble. Trouble generally means big trouble.
Do not look innocent. The innocent are the first believed guilty.
Do not stand out. Stand in. It can help if you're in a crowd.
Do not operate at night. That's when everyone thinks you'll be out. The easiest deception is right before their eyes.
Do not plan too much. It takes all the fun out of it and can be a long time. Do things on the spur of the moment. That way, no one can discover your plans.
Do not ignore adversaries. Get rid of them. Don't even give 'em a chance.
Do not spend all your time at work. There are other things out there. You just have to find them.
Do not wait. Being a gentleman is completely useless. If you have an advantage; use it.
Do not show sympathy. To anyone. Be ruthless. Prove yourself to be ruthless. You are not someone to be messed with.
He slammed the book shut. If anyone had seen the look on his face they would have been scared. But no one saw it, so no one suspected the mornings happenings, nor for them to be his work. He crammed the small book into his pocket, looking highly evil. Oh the possibilities...
Summary: Revenge is sweet; served cold it's even better. So when someone sets out to get it, 'someone' is pleasantly surprised. Story line does exist. Just not yet.
A/N: DON'T EVEN THINK IT!
Chapter 1 – Handbook for beginners
Do not let anyone see you.
Do not let anyone hear you.
Do not let anyone fall over you when awaiting results.
Do not break these rules. Dire consequences will result.
Do not inform the teachers unless you're starting to think about suicide. If you do your friend may commit homicide.
Do not copy. Plagiarism is not flattery. It is blatant misuse.
Do not work in patterns. Patterns are bad. Patterns can be worked out.
Do not sing. Never sing. Singing is bad. Very bad. It never, ever works.
Do not ignore attacks. Attack back with twice the force. Attack with triple the force. Attack... Just attack.
Do not repeat. If you've worked on something it's in the past. The past is not the present. Think new...
Do not allow breaks. Breaks can be manipulated into attacks. Attacks are bad.
Do not think. Thinking takes too much time.
Do not cry. Crying is not good. At all. If you cry, you die.
Do not eat or drink uninspected substances. Sometimes people get it into their heads that they might be better than you. They're not. So don't let them think they are.
Do not expect luck. Luck was invented by Hitler.
Do not be like Hitler.
Do not kill. Maim others pride.
Do not think that you can do something. Know you can.
Do not assume. Assuming has lead to unexpected happenings.
Do not have unexpected happenings. Their unexpected, and, as such, can not be expected.
Do not try to understand the workings of an enemy's mind. They work in odd ways. Expect them to try to understand the workings of your mind. Confuse them.
Do not run unless you have to. You are not a coward. If you are, put the book down. We don't have time for you.
Do not start too big. Big is good – and expected. Do the unexpected, but make sure that you suspect the results.
Do not try to get ahead of yourself. Getting ahead of yourself means you don't know where you are. Always know where you are. It means you know where to run to.
Do not be bland. Use lots of colours, colours show diversity. Diversity is good. It means you can never be pinned down. Most of the time.
Do not insult people unless they are enemies. You need all the friends you can get. Friends are good.
Do not insult teachers. At all. Even enemy teachers. Teachers have control. You need control. If you control teachers then you have control.
Do not ignore loners. They either grow up to be intelligent loners or they grow up to be rich, famous and intelligent people. And you can be their friend.
Do not be obvious. This is delicate work. Obvious means noise and trouble. Trouble generally means big trouble.
Do not look innocent. The innocent are the first believed guilty.
Do not stand out. Stand in. It can help if you're in a crowd.
Do not operate at night. That's when everyone thinks you'll be out. The easiest deception is right before their eyes.
Do not plan too much. It takes all the fun out of it and can be a long time. Do things on the spur of the moment. That way, no one can discover your plans.
Do not ignore adversaries. Get rid of them. Don't even give 'em a chance.
Do not spend all your time at work. There are other things out there. You just have to find them.
Do not wait. Being a gentleman is completely useless. If you have an advantage; use it.
Do not show sympathy. To anyone. Be ruthless. Prove yourself to be ruthless. You are not someone to be messed with.
He slammed the book shut. If anyone had seen the look on his face they would have been scared. But no one saw it, so no one suspected the mornings happenings, nor for them to be his work. He crammed the small book into his pocket, looking highly evil. Oh the possibilities...