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Warning: this fic contains some patois (language from Jamaica that's where I'm from) don't worry I wont leave you hanging, there will be translations in brackets beside it Now on with the fic! ~@~@~@~@~@~@@~@@~@@~~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@
Tale of a Tail chappy 1: the birthday thing
Sesshomaru is dreaming: he is swimming and all of a sudden a shark attacks him, but instead of biting off his head or something, it started poking him.
Kagome in a gentle voice says "sesshomaru wake up we need to talk." "but mommy I don't want to go to school today, I want to stay home and make cookies with you" he says clearly sleepy ~what the hell?~ she thinks "oh sessh" "hmm?" "I'm NOT you mother you twit so wake up you stupid ninny!!!" she yelled making him bolt up "huh wha? AAAHHH!!!!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing here and what do you want with me???!!!!!" he curled up into a ball "mommy" "sesshomaru you monkey its me kagome and goku" "oh, oh yeah you , your inuyasha's girlfriend"
"what did you say? Why I outta.." She said angrily "outta what" he asked flexing his claws "nevermind" she sat down "sessh your birthday is in a week and we don't know what to get." "I had a birthday too and I wanted a pony and a lollipop and a dolly and a-" goku interrupted "GOKU SHUT UP!!" kagome snapped "yes mam" "anyways what do you want, I was thinking of a pet, like a cute little dog or something." "oh please, a do? Ha, I have inuyasha" sesshomaru retorted "that's not very nice" "and besides," he continued "I have my tail, see look" he took up his tail "ooooooh cotton candy!!!!!!" goku said "I want it!!!!!" he ran over and started to munch on sessh's tail "ouch!!!" he growled then threw him off, goku started to cry.
"my tail hurts*sniff sniff * but anyway my tail is nice and fluffy and I can pet it without it biting me and look." he took his tail and shook it up and down and up and down while making barking and growling noises. "look at the fluffy cat" goku said, "oh boy, I'm surrounded by morons." Kagome said while shaking her head.
@~@~@~@~@~@ (a week later at sesshomaru's birthday party)
"happy birthday sess, heres your present" kagome said handing him the said gift. "thanks, um.. isn't that goku?" kagome looked over and saw gohu sitting under a table in a crouching position, "hiah goku!!" sesshomaru said, goku shot up and hit his head on the table, he fell down, got up quickly and ran over to sesshomaru shouting "COTTON CANDY!!!" he ran over and bit his tail again. Once again sess threw him off and goku began crying.
"right..," kagome said "oh look theres inuyasha, hey inuyasha!" she yelled signaling for him to come over, "oh hey, happy birthday sess, here" he gave him his gift, "inuyasha can I talk to you?" "um.. ok" they walked from goku and sess "whats up?" he asked "I cant believe you gave him a present after what he said about you" "what are you talking about?" "you mean you never knew he considers you his pet little brother and that he has more respect for his tail than for you?" "oh really, he said that did he? Why I outta!" kagome held him back, he breaks free getting ready to lunge after sess. "sit boy!" "damnit" inuyasha falls face first into the ground. "inuyasha its his birthday, at least wait till tommorow" "oh yeah tommorows april fools day" "yeah and..?" "I've got a plan" "oh do tell," he cupped his mouth and whispered in her ear.
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end chappy!!!! Well glad that's over now I can get into the good stuff This fic idea has been buggin me for sometime now. Oh and the whole wimpy sess thing, I don't have any thing against the great lord of the western lands, in fact I wish I were with him ( but we cant always have what we want now can we) but you know you have to have some new fresh ideas with him now adays don't ya think? Newais R&R I'lll update as soon as I can Sayonara!!
Warning: this fic contains some patois (language from Jamaica that's where I'm from) don't worry I wont leave you hanging, there will be translations in brackets beside it Now on with the fic! ~@~@~@~@~@~@@~@@~@@~~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@
Tale of a Tail chappy 1: the birthday thing
Sesshomaru is dreaming: he is swimming and all of a sudden a shark attacks him, but instead of biting off his head or something, it started poking him.
Kagome in a gentle voice says "sesshomaru wake up we need to talk." "but mommy I don't want to go to school today, I want to stay home and make cookies with you" he says clearly sleepy ~what the hell?~ she thinks "oh sessh" "hmm?" "I'm NOT you mother you twit so wake up you stupid ninny!!!" she yelled making him bolt up "huh wha? AAAHHH!!!!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing here and what do you want with me???!!!!!" he curled up into a ball "mommy" "sesshomaru you monkey its me kagome and goku" "oh, oh yeah you , your inuyasha's girlfriend"
"what did you say? Why I outta.." She said angrily "outta what" he asked flexing his claws "nevermind" she sat down "sessh your birthday is in a week and we don't know what to get." "I had a birthday too and I wanted a pony and a lollipop and a dolly and a-" goku interrupted "GOKU SHUT UP!!" kagome snapped "yes mam" "anyways what do you want, I was thinking of a pet, like a cute little dog or something." "oh please, a do? Ha, I have inuyasha" sesshomaru retorted "that's not very nice" "and besides," he continued "I have my tail, see look" he took up his tail "ooooooh cotton candy!!!!!!" goku said "I want it!!!!!" he ran over and started to munch on sessh's tail "ouch!!!" he growled then threw him off, goku started to cry.
"my tail hurts*sniff sniff * but anyway my tail is nice and fluffy and I can pet it without it biting me and look." he took his tail and shook it up and down and up and down while making barking and growling noises. "look at the fluffy cat" goku said, "oh boy, I'm surrounded by morons." Kagome said while shaking her head.
@~@~@~@~@~@ (a week later at sesshomaru's birthday party)
"happy birthday sess, heres your present" kagome said handing him the said gift. "thanks, um.. isn't that goku?" kagome looked over and saw gohu sitting under a table in a crouching position, "hiah goku!!" sesshomaru said, goku shot up and hit his head on the table, he fell down, got up quickly and ran over to sesshomaru shouting "COTTON CANDY!!!" he ran over and bit his tail again. Once again sess threw him off and goku began crying.
"right..," kagome said "oh look theres inuyasha, hey inuyasha!" she yelled signaling for him to come over, "oh hey, happy birthday sess, here" he gave him his gift, "inuyasha can I talk to you?" "um.. ok" they walked from goku and sess "whats up?" he asked "I cant believe you gave him a present after what he said about you" "what are you talking about?" "you mean you never knew he considers you his pet little brother and that he has more respect for his tail than for you?" "oh really, he said that did he? Why I outta!" kagome held him back, he breaks free getting ready to lunge after sess. "sit boy!" "damnit" inuyasha falls face first into the ground. "inuyasha its his birthday, at least wait till tommorow" "oh yeah tommorows april fools day" "yeah and..?" "I've got a plan" "oh do tell," he cupped his mouth and whispered in her ear.
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end chappy!!!! Well glad that's over now I can get into the good stuff This fic idea has been buggin me for sometime now. Oh and the whole wimpy sess thing, I don't have any thing against the great lord of the western lands, in fact I wish I were with him ( but we cant always have what we want now can we) but you know you have to have some new fresh ideas with him now adays don't ya think? Newais R&R I'lll update as soon as I can Sayonara!!