Angelfairie: yo wasssup?!!!

Icarus: hey we just gave her a new idea!!!

Pk: yeah I feel so pwowd

Angelfairie: well lets see if the reviewers like it first before we start bragging don't ya think?

Pk: ya u got a point there

Icarus: well if you don't mind ill just say this: we do not own any inuyasha or BBZ characters you may find in this fic.

Angelfairie: good work!

Icarus: gracias

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chapter 2: April fools

"partys over! Everybody out!!" sess yelled. "oh crap just when it was getting good" were some of the murmers coming from the crowed as they filed out of his home. When everyone left and sess was pleased with the state of his house he yawned and decides to go to bed. While patting and stroking his tale, he marched upstairs brushed his teeth and went to bed. He was in deep sleep when the plans of the ½ demon inuyasha took flight.

It was the night before april fools

And all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse.

It was a cold mysterious night

When the the halfbreed's plan took flight (a/n: I know it was said already but have paitience)

Up the ladder one by one,

First kagome, then inuyasha who tried to look up her skirt but was caught.

"sit boy" he fell instantly thenran back up the ladder. He was about to shout something but sesshomaru woke up, wiped his eyes, yawned then went back into a deep slumber. "good going, why don't you just set off a bomb while your at it!" he hissed at her "hmph" she said in disgust. "hurry up and get in will ya!" "ok ok, hold your horses" they climbed in then the sound off 1000 bees filled the air but went unnoticed but the slumbering youkai.

The next morning seshomaru woke up, stretched and began patting his tail. he began stroking it but realized that he was not touching any soft fluffy, cloudiness. He looked down to where his fingers were and saw a very pink thing staring at him. The high and mighty stoic ice prince began to freak out, crying to the high heavens waking up everyone within at least a 1 mile radius.

"oh my god. Whered it go?? What happened???!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he paniced "what am I gonna do?? I cant go out looking like this!!!' he ran franticly around his room searching for a cover-up. "no this wont work" he tossed the can of shaving cream behind him "aha!" he ceazed his feather pillow and ripped it open. "this will work. it must!" he took up a bottle of crazy glue and sat down.

"there" he pasted a lone feather at the top of his.....um.... tail if that's what you wanna call it. "perfect" he admired his 'work' but then the pinkness of the rest of his 'tail' caught his eye. "ok theres something missing", he looked puzzled at his tail and sit like that for about 5 minutes. Then it hit him "I'll just glue on more!!" while seizing 2 more pillows he set to work.

After hours of gluing each feather to a different part of his 'tail' the result was a very feathery 'tail' and his fingers were now glued together.

After getting them unstuck he decided that he wanted to go out so he called up inuyasha (much to his displeasure) kagome and goku. "so yall wanna go to a movie?" he asked "sure" kagome said "which one?" "the best one that's showing" "yeah a movie sounds good" inuyasha said "I heard thet movies are great and fun" goku piped up "right..."was the reply "ok thensee you at 5:30" sess said. "ok" kagome and inuyasha said the hung up. "okitay ninny" goku said "my name is sesshomaru not ninny" with that he hung up leaving goku to wonder ' but I could have sworn kagome said his name was ninny, oh well'

At the movies, sesshomaru was impaitiently waiting for the others, he was about to leave when he heard "HARK!" 'hark the sound of a donkey in distress' he thought to himself 'ok then..' (a/n: just joking he might have been stupid for the feather thing but hes not hearing things) he really heard "COTTON CANDY!!! I want it I want it." He was tackled by goku and a very familiar pain shot up his tail.

He growled then pushed goku off who again resorted to curling up in a ball on the ground. Inuyasha and kagome were puzzled as to how the fur on sesshy's tail grew back so quicky, but due to goku's stupidity, their unasked questions were answered as the rolled up goku spat out a big glob of feathers that were sticking to his mouth and a very noticeable bald spot inflicted in sessshomaru's 'tail'.

They all started laughing hysterically, sesshomaru ran off wailing and screeming "MOMMY!!"

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angelfairie: that sucked

:pk: yeah it kinda did

icarus: its funny how he cries not when someone stabs him up or something of the sort but once his tail is no longer nice and fluffy the waterworks start. It's the little things that hurt the most

angelfairie: I think we hurt his pride

sesshomaru: *pops out of nowhere* you think? Human wench and muse-

pk:es its plural there are 2 muses present

sesshomaru: whatever, I will you unless you chang all that foolishness you wrote aboput me now

angelfairie: wh-what you'd kill me?????

Sesshomaru: did I stutter?

Angelfairie: *backs up to the wall* um mommy?

*Pk and icarus flies out the room*

angelfairie: uh someone help me . and um don't forget to read and review!!!
HELP!!!