Hey ppl, sry for the long wait, but its here now, the next installment of
Tale for a Tail.
Disclaimer: no I don't own it, I wish I did though *sniff*
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chapter3: the solution to the problem
sesshomaru ran home and straight upstairs to his bedroom when a loud thundering noise sounded. He looked up and saw a cloud in the shape of a lion (yes this is in his room) and then the mystical creature spoke
"Simba" in a low booming voice
"uh... I'm not simba" sess answered
"well I'm mushu faza"
"all right.... So um what do you want?"
"give me a word, any word and I'll show you that the root of that word is greek"
"...?"
"tough crowd, anyway I have come to help you with your little tail problem"
"this is what you call a little problem??!!" sesshomaru shouted, holding up his bal (the feathers had somehow fallen out *shruggs*)
"ok ok chill, put your ass in the freezer and chill it, make like—"
"are you quite finished?" sess asked quite annoyed
"yah, fine be that way"
"now about my tail, what can I do?"
"the cause of your problem was one who is like you but not as much"
"huh?" he asked puzzled
"I'm speaking in riddles, you know one who is like you but not as much so later you can go 'oh, that's what he meant'"
"oohh..."
"anyway for the solution, behold the symbols," a pair of scissors appear at the right side of the room and a box of Rogaine at the left side "....one over here.... And the other over here" he said pointing to the said objects. "remenber them and look for them for they are the answers you seek"
then mushu began to fade
(a/n I know I'm stealing this from kung pow but I have a damn good reason, plz read the end note for details)
"but what does this mean?" sess asked
"this is CNN CNN CNN....(echos)"
"wait!"
"what?! Cant you see I'm trying to make you use your god damned head!, if you want the answer figure it out you fluf— or should I say BALD monkey!"
as before, he started to fade saying "monkey monkey ooh, eeh aah aah..."
"that..was...interesting"
rafeki pops up and says
"what weather we are having tonight"
"yeah it looks like the winds are changing" sess says not realizing that ther is a baboon in his room!
Rafeki hits sesshomaru in his head with his staff
"ouch! Hey—huh? What the hell did you do that for?"
"it doesn't matter its in the past!"
"hey I think you got the wrong place dude and—"sess whacks him in the head "and that's for hitting me you crazy monkey"
"ugh! This is an outrage, why I outta—"
"outta what?" sess began flexing his claws
"outta umm... call my lawyer" he said whipping out his cell phone (from where you ask? Ill just leave your imaginations to roam) and storms off into the closet.
'ok that, was intresting' he thought, 'now what did the lion/cloud/dude/thing that was in my room eventhough I don't know how IT got there mean?'
ok sorry for keeping you guys waiting so long
ok the whole kung pow and lion king incidents, were not my ideas, my friend alia wrote this chapter for me, she said I was taking too long with the story line, she has a very wild imagination, I will try and post sooner cause I gots all the chapters well most of them, planned out now!!!
Don't forget to review!!!!!!!!
Sayonara!!
~sora~
Disclaimer: no I don't own it, I wish I did though *sniff*
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chapter3: the solution to the problem
sesshomaru ran home and straight upstairs to his bedroom when a loud thundering noise sounded. He looked up and saw a cloud in the shape of a lion (yes this is in his room) and then the mystical creature spoke
"Simba" in a low booming voice
"uh... I'm not simba" sess answered
"well I'm mushu faza"
"all right.... So um what do you want?"
"give me a word, any word and I'll show you that the root of that word is greek"
"...?"
"tough crowd, anyway I have come to help you with your little tail problem"
"this is what you call a little problem??!!" sesshomaru shouted, holding up his bal (the feathers had somehow fallen out *shruggs*)
"ok ok chill, put your ass in the freezer and chill it, make like—"
"are you quite finished?" sess asked quite annoyed
"yah, fine be that way"
"now about my tail, what can I do?"
"the cause of your problem was one who is like you but not as much"
"huh?" he asked puzzled
"I'm speaking in riddles, you know one who is like you but not as much so later you can go 'oh, that's what he meant'"
"oohh..."
"anyway for the solution, behold the symbols," a pair of scissors appear at the right side of the room and a box of Rogaine at the left side "....one over here.... And the other over here" he said pointing to the said objects. "remenber them and look for them for they are the answers you seek"
then mushu began to fade
(a/n I know I'm stealing this from kung pow but I have a damn good reason, plz read the end note for details)
"but what does this mean?" sess asked
"this is CNN CNN CNN....(echos)"
"wait!"
"what?! Cant you see I'm trying to make you use your god damned head!, if you want the answer figure it out you fluf— or should I say BALD monkey!"
as before, he started to fade saying "monkey monkey ooh, eeh aah aah..."
"that..was...interesting"
rafeki pops up and says
"what weather we are having tonight"
"yeah it looks like the winds are changing" sess says not realizing that ther is a baboon in his room!
Rafeki hits sesshomaru in his head with his staff
"ouch! Hey—huh? What the hell did you do that for?"
"it doesn't matter its in the past!"
"hey I think you got the wrong place dude and—"sess whacks him in the head "and that's for hitting me you crazy monkey"
"ugh! This is an outrage, why I outta—"
"outta what?" sess began flexing his claws
"outta umm... call my lawyer" he said whipping out his cell phone (from where you ask? Ill just leave your imaginations to roam) and storms off into the closet.
'ok that, was intresting' he thought, 'now what did the lion/cloud/dude/thing that was in my room eventhough I don't know how IT got there mean?'
ok sorry for keeping you guys waiting so long
ok the whole kung pow and lion king incidents, were not my ideas, my friend alia wrote this chapter for me, she said I was taking too long with the story line, she has a very wild imagination, I will try and post sooner cause I gots all the chapters well most of them, planned out now!!!
Don't forget to review!!!!!!!!
Sayonara!!
~sora~