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Chapter4: he figures out the riddle thing but by accident it think
Warning!!!: this chapter contains some Jamaican language and cursing don't worry I wont leave you hangin, ill put the translations after the sentence!!
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sesshomaru sat there deep in thought, concentrating on what the answer to his problem might be.
"oh I give up!!" he said taking up a pair of scissors, "I mean, what the rastafarii could the rastafarii lion/cloud/dude that was in my room eventhough I don't know how it gotthere thingy mean!, I mean what does a box of Rogaine and scissors have to do with my tail?"
"I mean scissors are used to cut hair and rogaine is used to regrow it, so how does that help my bald tail???!!!" (regrow its hair?????? I tell yuh bout sum heediat people, blouse and skirt) translation: I can tell you about some very idiotic people. Blouse and skirt id just a term used to help stress a point in most cases
"oh bou and theres that part about being like me but not as much, I mean, I'm a full demon and if not as much the person would have to be a half demon, the only person I know like that is inuyasha and that's it I don't know anyone else whose half demon!!" he yelled at no one in particular (is it just me or is he kinda acting a bit on the loopy side?)
he sat there once again, thinking, and thinking, and thinking until "lightbulb" he said getting off the floor.
"what if the scissors is representative of a salon and the rogaine is what you use to regrow my tail!" he said feeling very proud of himself. "I think I'll go to the salon now" he got up and tucked his tail into his pants.(it looked kinda...... strange) but he went anyway.
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on the street walking, he passed many people, the women just stood and stared and smiled, but he didn't notice, too caught up with his thoughts. He went into the first salon he saw. The gay hairdresser, type dude came out and walked towards him.
"hey is that a canoe in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" the hairdresser asked
"actually its my tail" sess said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"call it whatever you want"
"no really its my tail" he took it out. "I was kinda wondering if there was anyway you could make the fur grow back?"
"what are you talking about how am I supposed to make your tail-hair grow back?"
"um rogaine maybe?"
"oh yeah I have that but I'll have to add something to it to make it work on tails"
"whatever, I'm desperate"
"ok well wait a while and I'll see what I can do"
"ok" he did as told (that's a first)
***** 1hr later(said by the dude in spongebob with French accent)****
sess looks up and thinks 'hey who said that?'
3 hrs later..................
5 hrs later........................
8 hrs later........................
10 hrs later.........................
One week later!!!!...............
Sess is in the salon sleeping and snoring.........
The hairdresser dude comes out of the back room feeling very happy with himself.
"ive done it!!!" he started dancing around the room, "hey hey hey hey hey" he bent over sess's head and knocked on it. "hello sleeping beauty"
sess slowly opened his eyes
"ive done it!!" he started dancing again
"will you stop that annoying insolent dance thingy!!"
"why?"
"because its annoying and when I'm annoyed its not a good thing"
"ok ok,don't have a cow!" he said then in an undertone "but have my baby"
"what did you say?"
"no thing nothing" then in another undertone "ooh I like em feisty"
"what did you say?"
"nothing, your so paranoid"
"no I'm not......... who told you that?" he asked in a cowering type voice "I'm hungry"
"hey hey hey hey hey hey, good for you hey ehy hey.." he said while doing thaty annoying dance
"will you shut up you incompetent moron"
"ok ok, fine be that way"
"I will, so can you deal with my tail problem already"
"yeah yeah sure whatever"
he applied the rogaine formula to sess's tail
"leave this in for two hours and then wash it out with this shampoo but be care ful not to use too little ok" he handed him the shampoo, "now go home and call me in the morning"
"call you in the... oh I get it now the whole doctors joke thing, funny"
"whose joking? Here my number"
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ok there new chappy, I'm gonna see how quick I can update the perfect youkai and gymnist form hell, heck I might even put up a new fic, I don't know why I do this tomy self too many fics, but oh well,I like writhing!!
Ok plz review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Sayonara!!!
~sora~
Chapter4: he figures out the riddle thing but by accident it think
Warning!!!: this chapter contains some Jamaican language and cursing don't worry I wont leave you hangin, ill put the translations after the sentence!!
$#^$%&*%^*(W%^%$#^$%&*%$
sesshomaru sat there deep in thought, concentrating on what the answer to his problem might be.
"oh I give up!!" he said taking up a pair of scissors, "I mean, what the rastafarii could the rastafarii lion/cloud/dude that was in my room eventhough I don't know how it gotthere thingy mean!, I mean what does a box of Rogaine and scissors have to do with my tail?"
"I mean scissors are used to cut hair and rogaine is used to regrow it, so how does that help my bald tail???!!!" (regrow its hair?????? I tell yuh bout sum heediat people, blouse and skirt) translation: I can tell you about some very idiotic people. Blouse and skirt id just a term used to help stress a point in most cases
"oh bou and theres that part about being like me but not as much, I mean, I'm a full demon and if not as much the person would have to be a half demon, the only person I know like that is inuyasha and that's it I don't know anyone else whose half demon!!" he yelled at no one in particular (is it just me or is he kinda acting a bit on the loopy side?)
he sat there once again, thinking, and thinking, and thinking until "lightbulb" he said getting off the floor.
"what if the scissors is representative of a salon and the rogaine is what you use to regrow my tail!" he said feeling very proud of himself. "I think I'll go to the salon now" he got up and tucked his tail into his pants.(it looked kinda...... strange) but he went anyway.
******
on the street walking, he passed many people, the women just stood and stared and smiled, but he didn't notice, too caught up with his thoughts. He went into the first salon he saw. The gay hairdresser, type dude came out and walked towards him.
"hey is that a canoe in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" the hairdresser asked
"actually its my tail" sess said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"call it whatever you want"
"no really its my tail" he took it out. "I was kinda wondering if there was anyway you could make the fur grow back?"
"what are you talking about how am I supposed to make your tail-hair grow back?"
"um rogaine maybe?"
"oh yeah I have that but I'll have to add something to it to make it work on tails"
"whatever, I'm desperate"
"ok well wait a while and I'll see what I can do"
"ok" he did as told (that's a first)
***** 1hr later(said by the dude in spongebob with French accent)****
sess looks up and thinks 'hey who said that?'
3 hrs later..................
5 hrs later........................
8 hrs later........................
10 hrs later.........................
One week later!!!!...............
Sess is in the salon sleeping and snoring.........
The hairdresser dude comes out of the back room feeling very happy with himself.
"ive done it!!!" he started dancing around the room, "hey hey hey hey hey" he bent over sess's head and knocked on it. "hello sleeping beauty"
sess slowly opened his eyes
"ive done it!!" he started dancing again
"will you stop that annoying insolent dance thingy!!"
"why?"
"because its annoying and when I'm annoyed its not a good thing"
"ok ok,don't have a cow!" he said then in an undertone "but have my baby"
"what did you say?"
"no thing nothing" then in another undertone "ooh I like em feisty"
"what did you say?"
"nothing, your so paranoid"
"no I'm not......... who told you that?" he asked in a cowering type voice "I'm hungry"
"hey hey hey hey hey hey, good for you hey ehy hey.." he said while doing thaty annoying dance
"will you shut up you incompetent moron"
"ok ok, fine be that way"
"I will, so can you deal with my tail problem already"
"yeah yeah sure whatever"
he applied the rogaine formula to sess's tail
"leave this in for two hours and then wash it out with this shampoo but be care ful not to use too little ok" he handed him the shampoo, "now go home and call me in the morning"
"call you in the... oh I get it now the whole doctors joke thing, funny"
"whose joking? Here my number"
$#^$#&%^(*&^(&%$^#$^$%*^&
ok there new chappy, I'm gonna see how quick I can update the perfect youkai and gymnist form hell, heck I might even put up a new fic, I don't know why I do this tomy self too many fics, but oh well,I like writhing!!
Ok plz review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Sayonara!!!
~sora~