Hullos! Is me, Selphie, again. I know I said I probably wouldn't update
for a while, but, kudos to all, we had a snow day!!!!! Squeefullness!!!!!
^-^
Din: For those of you-
Nayru: unfortunate enough to-
Farore: have never had a snow day.
Then ha-ha! In your face! Cuz there'll probably be another tomorrow! 8-P
Darunia: *shivering* Gorons don't do particularly well in cold weather.
Aw, poor Darunia! *cuddles him*
Darunia: ^-^
Goddesses: o_o; *shudder*
Stuff... Anyway, yeah, because it's a snow day I've got this thing for you so, uh, yeah, read on!
Darunia: I get to do the disclaimer!
Take it, Sweetie!
Goddesses: o_o;
Darunia: Selphie doesn't own anything from Zelda; it's all Nintendo's. The only thing from Zelda that she does own is my heart.
Random people: Awww!
Goddesses: Awww! That IS sweet!
Awww! *gives Darunia big hug* Okay, well on with the fic!
~*`'*~
Link was sleeping in his tree house. He was tossing and turning slightly too. Upon examination of his subconscious, we see his dream.
There is a pretty field with lots of flowers. Link is frolicking among the blossoms. Various cute little animals soon join him, including bunnies, teddy bears, piglets, squirrels, mice, puppies, kitties, etc. At this point they all begin to frolic together. Then a pretty white pony with flowers and ribbons in her hair trots up. All the animals are pleased to see her and Link smiles happily when he sees her. "Pretty Pony!" he exclaims happily and runs over to pet her. The other animals gather around and jump up and down happily.
"Poppies... Poppies..." Link and the other animals fall sound asleep as they inhale the fragrant perfume of the poppies.
Suddenly the sky goes dark and a faint ominous music can be heard in the background. The familiar dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo DOOOO from the Wizard of Oz can be heard. A great black mass appears in the sky to the distance. Link and the animals awake to see the army of flying monkeys begin their flight toward them. "Run!" Link beseeches his animal friends. They stand their ground and prepare to defend their human friend. Touched though he is by their kindness, Link does not want them to get hurt.
Finally, the monkey-bird crossbreeds are upon them. The cute little animals fight valiantly, though cute little animals they are. Obviously they get their asses kicked with a background of WWW's cackling. The nail in the coffin, however, came when Pretty Pony fell down, dead. "NOOOO!!!" Link cried out. "PRETTY PONY!!!"
The last two words he screamed in reality, right into the ear of none other than Navi, who had just moved forward to try to shake him awake. Understandable though talking in one's sleep is, it was enough to set our fairy- for all intents and purposes- friend off on a mad rampage. "GRAAAAA!!!!" she screamed. The children of the forest heard that one word and pandemonium took over, Kokiri Forest tossed into bedlam. The Kokiri ran about screaming their heads off and dove into their homes.
Back in his tree house, Link was certainly awake now. It's hard to stay sleeping through one of Navi's rampages. Fortunately, he managed to hide under his mattress for protection so all Navi did was tear apart his one room. When finally her rage was vented she flew innocuously over to Link's bed and under the mattress with him. "Hey!" she greeted.
"I foresee much trouble with that expression," Link thought to himself. "Hi, Navi," he said aloud. "Glad to see you," he added to make sure she remained happy. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, the Great Deku Tree decided you've been fairy-less for long enough and that he should stop being selfish and give you his fairy, so here I am! Your new fairy partner!" Navi told him.
"Oh, uh, that's great! I always wanted YOU to be my fairy partner," Link said, still trying to keep her happy.
"Why, thank you, Link! Now we must be going. The Great Deku Tree wants to speak to you," Navi said. So they left the tree house and stepped out onto the balcony.
It was now that Saria took her cue to run up. "Yahoo!" she yelled. "Hey, Link!"
Link knew the drill. It was Saria's turn to find out if Navi was done rampaging. "Hi, Saria!" he called back. Saria looked relieved. "Hey" would have meant to go back to her tree house, but "hi" means all is well. Link climbed down the ladder, Navi floating behind him. "Uh, guess what?" he said.
"What's that?" Saria asked.
"Hey! Guess who just got a Kokiri partner," Navi said.
"You?" Saria replied.
"And guess who just got a fairy partner," Link said sulkily.
"You?!" Saria said wide-eyed.
"Yip," Link answered, now trying to sound cheerful.
"Oh, Link, that's terr-!" Saria started to say apologetically, but then saw Navi watching her. "Ific!" Saria finished. She was going to say ible, but that would have set Navi off again. "That's terrific, wonderful, stupendous!"
"Don't rub it in," Link muttered. "Yeah, and we have to go to the Great Deku Tree too."
"Good for you," Saria said. "You go do that. I'll, uh, I'll just be waiting... right here," she said backing away a little. All of the Kokiri had since come out of their tree houses, hearing the signal that it was safe, except the poor little girl over the shop, who had never moved at all. Mido had gone over to the Great Deku Tree's path. Link went over in that direction too.
When he ran into Mido, the big boss of the Kokiri said, "If you want to go down here, you need a sword and shield." He crossed his arms and looked away importantly.
Obviously he hadn't noticed Navi. Link grinned impishly. "But me and Navi, MY NEW FAIRY PARTNER, really need to get by and see the Great Deku Tree."
"Navi?!" Mido exclaimed suddenly, turning his head so fast that they could hear it crack. When he saw the fairy he glared at Link and said, "If it's that important I suppose you can go on ahead." He moved aside. Link smirked at him as he and Navi went on by.
However, several yards down the path he found the deku babas. Without a sword or shield or any practical knowledge of defense, he kind of, well, got beat up. He ran back out, badly injured and fell to the ground in front of Mido, who looked down at him haughtily. "Hehe, maybe a sword and shield wouldn't hurt," Link said.
"Aheheh," Mido sneered and shooed him off.
So Link went and got his sword (that part was real). Then he went over to the store to get his Deku shield. He walked up to the counter where the little shrimpy dude was. "Can I help you?" the shopkeeper asked.
"I need a deku shield," Link answered, pointing to the wooden shield.
"Forty rupees," the shopkeeper said.
"But I don't have forty rupees. I only have thirty," Link said.
"Sorry," the shopkeeper said.
"I really need the shield! If I don't get this shield then I can't get to the Great Deku Tree to talk to him!"
"Not my problem."
It was then that Navi took matters into her own hands. She may have been innocent and benign when she wasn't rampaging, but she was aware that she did go rampaging sometimes. She flew up to the shopkeeper. "Hello," she said saccharinely.
The shopkeeper's eyes went wide with horror. "N-Navi?" he stuttered. "W- what are you doing here?"
"Oh, didn't you hear?" she asked in that same tone. "I'm Link's new fairy partner." She gave him a sarcastic grin.
The shopkeeper continued staring. "I just remembered," he said finally. "I forgot to give you a birthday present, Link," turning to Link. "I'll just give you the shield to make up for it." He turned around and took the shield off the shelf and handed it to Link. Navi gazed on arrogantly.
"Thank you," she said as she and Link left the store. When they were out of earshot, the shopkeeper slumped down against the back wall and let out a sigh of relief.
Link and Navi headed over to Mido. "Didn't I tell you that you need a sword and shield?" Mido asked.
"And what do you call these?" Link asked, showing Mido his new equipment.
"Oh, okay, well, I guess you can go ahead," Mido said, moving out of the way. So Link and Navi went ahead in and met GDT again, who was still laughing maniacally.
"Uh, Great Deku Tree, sir?" Navi asked uncertainly when they found him in this state.
He "jumped" and looked about until he saw the two. "Oh, uh, hello, Navi, Link," he greeted.
~*`'*~
Yeah, this one was a bit shorter than the other ones. And in case you haven't guessed, it's also to be continued. I wanted to update ASAP and I'm not certain as to whether or not we'll be out of school again tomorrow, so I can't stay up too-too late. *is watching news for school closings, constantly misses Charles County*
Din: You know, we could probably-
Nayru: Pull a few strings for you-
Farore: If you know what we mean.
I could do something about it myself if I wanted to. All I have to do is take out all the big snowplowed piles in front of the schools and we'll have another day off. -Hey! Why didn't I just do that?! *closes eyes, goes into deep concentration*
*At the middle school less than a mile away an "invisible shovel" chips away at the base of the big snowplow pile and it all falls down into the parking lot*
Random Janitor: Oh, shit... -_-
*At public schools around the county, same thing happens*
Random Janitors: Oh, shit... -_-
^_^ Yeah! Telekinesis rocks! By the way, I'm pretty sure you couldn't affect my world, guys. And I'm already starting to feel better. (I've had a cold for the past few days, so I was fairly certain I would have the day off today).
Din: Which is exactly what we could fix.
Nayru: We can make sure you're feeling sick tomorrow as well.
Farore: And then you wouldn't have had a problem anymore.
...Oooh! I get it! Explanation, peoples. Ever since at least sixth grade, whenever we had a snow day, I was sick. In fact, last year I was so sick I could barely get out of bed and we had school off all week (except that Friday was a 2 hour delay for some odd reason...?) Yeah, and about a month after that I caught a cold and there was a very slight chance of snow, like 10%, and I went around telling my friends that we were gonna get the snow cuz I was sick and then we did and they all called and e-mailed me saying they hoped I got better. I felt special ^-^. Yeah, stuff.
Din: You babble a lot.
^_^; Yeah, well, um, just keep swimming.
Din: o_O?
^_^; Heh, Dory is cool. But the unnamed little green fish dude is the best! (Anchor's friend!)
Darunia: Uh, Selphie? *points to news*
*reads aloud* Maryland- Charles County Public Schools- *gasp* YES!!! WOOHOO!!!
Nayru: What? What is it?
Charles County Public Schools: CLOSED!! HELL, YEAH, BABY!!!! *starts dancing around the room with Darunia*
Darunia: Yay! Another day with Selphie!
Selphie's sister: *comes downstairs* Who are you talking-? *sees Darunia, Goddesses, and Tingle* Uh, I'm telling mom-
Kitchen knives.
Selphie's sister: O_O!!! Eep! *runs back upstairs*
Farore: What was that about?
My mom had a nightmare a little bit ago where I stabbed my sister with a kitchen knife and killed her. And I don't suppose it helped that I laughed a bit maniacally when my mom told us. ^_^;
Darunia: Wait a sec... it says right up here that your sister saw Tingle?
Huh?
Din: What're-
Nayru: You-
Farore: Talking-
Tingle: About?
All but Tingle: o_O???
Tingle: Hehe. Hi, guys. ^_^;
Eep! I am in my PJs this time!
Darunia: You are?
Aheehee ^_^; *goes to bedroom and changes into sweatpants* Yeah, jammies are comfortable. I kind of forgotted.
Tingle: No complaints.
O_O!!! The Hell! You are so going to pay for that! Heather!!! *gets on AIM*
(on AIM) Me: heather!
Heather: yuppers?
Me: i need the flying monkeys!
(not on AIM) Tingle: O_O!!! She wouldn't really, would she?!
(on AIM) Heather: tingle finally push his luck too far?
Me: hell yeah!
Heather: ok, go ahead
Me: tankies! *signs off*
Okay, flying monkeys. ATTACK!!!
Tingle: EEEP!!!
*dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo DOOOO* *flying monkeys appear in the distance*
*WWW laugh* Fly my pretties! Fly! *WWW laugh*
Tingle: AAAAAHHH!!!! *runs off screaming* *both Tingle and the flying monkeys disappear*
To find out what happens, read the author's note at the end of the next chapter. I'd finish it all tonight, but Inuyasha's on and I don't want to miss it. And afterward I'm going to bed probably. So, yeah, stuff.
Darunia: I leave now. G'night.
Nuh-nights. *gives Darunia big hug*
Random people: Awww!
Din: For being such a weird couple, they're still kind of cute together.
^-^ Till tomorrow, everyone!
Din: For those of you-
Nayru: unfortunate enough to-
Farore: have never had a snow day.
Then ha-ha! In your face! Cuz there'll probably be another tomorrow! 8-P
Darunia: *shivering* Gorons don't do particularly well in cold weather.
Aw, poor Darunia! *cuddles him*
Darunia: ^-^
Goddesses: o_o; *shudder*
Stuff... Anyway, yeah, because it's a snow day I've got this thing for you so, uh, yeah, read on!
Darunia: I get to do the disclaimer!
Take it, Sweetie!
Goddesses: o_o;
Darunia: Selphie doesn't own anything from Zelda; it's all Nintendo's. The only thing from Zelda that she does own is my heart.
Random people: Awww!
Goddesses: Awww! That IS sweet!
Awww! *gives Darunia big hug* Okay, well on with the fic!
~*`'*~
Link was sleeping in his tree house. He was tossing and turning slightly too. Upon examination of his subconscious, we see his dream.
There is a pretty field with lots of flowers. Link is frolicking among the blossoms. Various cute little animals soon join him, including bunnies, teddy bears, piglets, squirrels, mice, puppies, kitties, etc. At this point they all begin to frolic together. Then a pretty white pony with flowers and ribbons in her hair trots up. All the animals are pleased to see her and Link smiles happily when he sees her. "Pretty Pony!" he exclaims happily and runs over to pet her. The other animals gather around and jump up and down happily.
"Poppies... Poppies..." Link and the other animals fall sound asleep as they inhale the fragrant perfume of the poppies.
Suddenly the sky goes dark and a faint ominous music can be heard in the background. The familiar dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo DOOOO from the Wizard of Oz can be heard. A great black mass appears in the sky to the distance. Link and the animals awake to see the army of flying monkeys begin their flight toward them. "Run!" Link beseeches his animal friends. They stand their ground and prepare to defend their human friend. Touched though he is by their kindness, Link does not want them to get hurt.
Finally, the monkey-bird crossbreeds are upon them. The cute little animals fight valiantly, though cute little animals they are. Obviously they get their asses kicked with a background of WWW's cackling. The nail in the coffin, however, came when Pretty Pony fell down, dead. "NOOOO!!!" Link cried out. "PRETTY PONY!!!"
The last two words he screamed in reality, right into the ear of none other than Navi, who had just moved forward to try to shake him awake. Understandable though talking in one's sleep is, it was enough to set our fairy- for all intents and purposes- friend off on a mad rampage. "GRAAAAA!!!!" she screamed. The children of the forest heard that one word and pandemonium took over, Kokiri Forest tossed into bedlam. The Kokiri ran about screaming their heads off and dove into their homes.
Back in his tree house, Link was certainly awake now. It's hard to stay sleeping through one of Navi's rampages. Fortunately, he managed to hide under his mattress for protection so all Navi did was tear apart his one room. When finally her rage was vented she flew innocuously over to Link's bed and under the mattress with him. "Hey!" she greeted.
"I foresee much trouble with that expression," Link thought to himself. "Hi, Navi," he said aloud. "Glad to see you," he added to make sure she remained happy. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, the Great Deku Tree decided you've been fairy-less for long enough and that he should stop being selfish and give you his fairy, so here I am! Your new fairy partner!" Navi told him.
"Oh, uh, that's great! I always wanted YOU to be my fairy partner," Link said, still trying to keep her happy.
"Why, thank you, Link! Now we must be going. The Great Deku Tree wants to speak to you," Navi said. So they left the tree house and stepped out onto the balcony.
It was now that Saria took her cue to run up. "Yahoo!" she yelled. "Hey, Link!"
Link knew the drill. It was Saria's turn to find out if Navi was done rampaging. "Hi, Saria!" he called back. Saria looked relieved. "Hey" would have meant to go back to her tree house, but "hi" means all is well. Link climbed down the ladder, Navi floating behind him. "Uh, guess what?" he said.
"What's that?" Saria asked.
"Hey! Guess who just got a Kokiri partner," Navi said.
"You?" Saria replied.
"And guess who just got a fairy partner," Link said sulkily.
"You?!" Saria said wide-eyed.
"Yip," Link answered, now trying to sound cheerful.
"Oh, Link, that's terr-!" Saria started to say apologetically, but then saw Navi watching her. "Ific!" Saria finished. She was going to say ible, but that would have set Navi off again. "That's terrific, wonderful, stupendous!"
"Don't rub it in," Link muttered. "Yeah, and we have to go to the Great Deku Tree too."
"Good for you," Saria said. "You go do that. I'll, uh, I'll just be waiting... right here," she said backing away a little. All of the Kokiri had since come out of their tree houses, hearing the signal that it was safe, except the poor little girl over the shop, who had never moved at all. Mido had gone over to the Great Deku Tree's path. Link went over in that direction too.
When he ran into Mido, the big boss of the Kokiri said, "If you want to go down here, you need a sword and shield." He crossed his arms and looked away importantly.
Obviously he hadn't noticed Navi. Link grinned impishly. "But me and Navi, MY NEW FAIRY PARTNER, really need to get by and see the Great Deku Tree."
"Navi?!" Mido exclaimed suddenly, turning his head so fast that they could hear it crack. When he saw the fairy he glared at Link and said, "If it's that important I suppose you can go on ahead." He moved aside. Link smirked at him as he and Navi went on by.
However, several yards down the path he found the deku babas. Without a sword or shield or any practical knowledge of defense, he kind of, well, got beat up. He ran back out, badly injured and fell to the ground in front of Mido, who looked down at him haughtily. "Hehe, maybe a sword and shield wouldn't hurt," Link said.
"Aheheh," Mido sneered and shooed him off.
So Link went and got his sword (that part was real). Then he went over to the store to get his Deku shield. He walked up to the counter where the little shrimpy dude was. "Can I help you?" the shopkeeper asked.
"I need a deku shield," Link answered, pointing to the wooden shield.
"Forty rupees," the shopkeeper said.
"But I don't have forty rupees. I only have thirty," Link said.
"Sorry," the shopkeeper said.
"I really need the shield! If I don't get this shield then I can't get to the Great Deku Tree to talk to him!"
"Not my problem."
It was then that Navi took matters into her own hands. She may have been innocent and benign when she wasn't rampaging, but she was aware that she did go rampaging sometimes. She flew up to the shopkeeper. "Hello," she said saccharinely.
The shopkeeper's eyes went wide with horror. "N-Navi?" he stuttered. "W- what are you doing here?"
"Oh, didn't you hear?" she asked in that same tone. "I'm Link's new fairy partner." She gave him a sarcastic grin.
The shopkeeper continued staring. "I just remembered," he said finally. "I forgot to give you a birthday present, Link," turning to Link. "I'll just give you the shield to make up for it." He turned around and took the shield off the shelf and handed it to Link. Navi gazed on arrogantly.
"Thank you," she said as she and Link left the store. When they were out of earshot, the shopkeeper slumped down against the back wall and let out a sigh of relief.
Link and Navi headed over to Mido. "Didn't I tell you that you need a sword and shield?" Mido asked.
"And what do you call these?" Link asked, showing Mido his new equipment.
"Oh, okay, well, I guess you can go ahead," Mido said, moving out of the way. So Link and Navi went ahead in and met GDT again, who was still laughing maniacally.
"Uh, Great Deku Tree, sir?" Navi asked uncertainly when they found him in this state.
He "jumped" and looked about until he saw the two. "Oh, uh, hello, Navi, Link," he greeted.
~*`'*~
Yeah, this one was a bit shorter than the other ones. And in case you haven't guessed, it's also to be continued. I wanted to update ASAP and I'm not certain as to whether or not we'll be out of school again tomorrow, so I can't stay up too-too late. *is watching news for school closings, constantly misses Charles County*
Din: You know, we could probably-
Nayru: Pull a few strings for you-
Farore: If you know what we mean.
I could do something about it myself if I wanted to. All I have to do is take out all the big snowplowed piles in front of the schools and we'll have another day off. -Hey! Why didn't I just do that?! *closes eyes, goes into deep concentration*
*At the middle school less than a mile away an "invisible shovel" chips away at the base of the big snowplow pile and it all falls down into the parking lot*
Random Janitor: Oh, shit... -_-
*At public schools around the county, same thing happens*
Random Janitors: Oh, shit... -_-
^_^ Yeah! Telekinesis rocks! By the way, I'm pretty sure you couldn't affect my world, guys. And I'm already starting to feel better. (I've had a cold for the past few days, so I was fairly certain I would have the day off today).
Din: Which is exactly what we could fix.
Nayru: We can make sure you're feeling sick tomorrow as well.
Farore: And then you wouldn't have had a problem anymore.
...Oooh! I get it! Explanation, peoples. Ever since at least sixth grade, whenever we had a snow day, I was sick. In fact, last year I was so sick I could barely get out of bed and we had school off all week (except that Friday was a 2 hour delay for some odd reason...?) Yeah, and about a month after that I caught a cold and there was a very slight chance of snow, like 10%, and I went around telling my friends that we were gonna get the snow cuz I was sick and then we did and they all called and e-mailed me saying they hoped I got better. I felt special ^-^. Yeah, stuff.
Din: You babble a lot.
^_^; Yeah, well, um, just keep swimming.
Din: o_O?
^_^; Heh, Dory is cool. But the unnamed little green fish dude is the best! (Anchor's friend!)
Darunia: Uh, Selphie? *points to news*
*reads aloud* Maryland- Charles County Public Schools- *gasp* YES!!! WOOHOO!!!
Nayru: What? What is it?
Charles County Public Schools: CLOSED!! HELL, YEAH, BABY!!!! *starts dancing around the room with Darunia*
Darunia: Yay! Another day with Selphie!
Selphie's sister: *comes downstairs* Who are you talking-? *sees Darunia, Goddesses, and Tingle* Uh, I'm telling mom-
Kitchen knives.
Selphie's sister: O_O!!! Eep! *runs back upstairs*
Farore: What was that about?
My mom had a nightmare a little bit ago where I stabbed my sister with a kitchen knife and killed her. And I don't suppose it helped that I laughed a bit maniacally when my mom told us. ^_^;
Darunia: Wait a sec... it says right up here that your sister saw Tingle?
Huh?
Din: What're-
Nayru: You-
Farore: Talking-
Tingle: About?
All but Tingle: o_O???
Tingle: Hehe. Hi, guys. ^_^;
Eep! I am in my PJs this time!
Darunia: You are?
Aheehee ^_^; *goes to bedroom and changes into sweatpants* Yeah, jammies are comfortable. I kind of forgotted.
Tingle: No complaints.
O_O!!! The Hell! You are so going to pay for that! Heather!!! *gets on AIM*
(on AIM) Me: heather!
Heather: yuppers?
Me: i need the flying monkeys!
(not on AIM) Tingle: O_O!!! She wouldn't really, would she?!
(on AIM) Heather: tingle finally push his luck too far?
Me: hell yeah!
Heather: ok, go ahead
Me: tankies! *signs off*
Okay, flying monkeys. ATTACK!!!
Tingle: EEEP!!!
*dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo, dadoo dadoo dadoo doo DOOOO* *flying monkeys appear in the distance*
*WWW laugh* Fly my pretties! Fly! *WWW laugh*
Tingle: AAAAAHHH!!!! *runs off screaming* *both Tingle and the flying monkeys disappear*
To find out what happens, read the author's note at the end of the next chapter. I'd finish it all tonight, but Inuyasha's on and I don't want to miss it. And afterward I'm going to bed probably. So, yeah, stuff.
Darunia: I leave now. G'night.
Nuh-nights. *gives Darunia big hug*
Random people: Awww!
Din: For being such a weird couple, they're still kind of cute together.
^-^ Till tomorrow, everyone!