Wish Upon a Star
Chapter 1: The Insecure Fighter for Hire
A/N: I couldn't care less about how you feel in your hearts, I do care about how you feel in your reviews, if you want me to write more you'd better review, I do read your reviews.
Narrator: Welcome to the Kamiya Dojo, a cozy little dojo in Tokyo, Japan where, for the next four days, Wish Upon A Star, the game-show where wishes come true, will be filmed live for your entertainment, Wish Upon A Star is uncut, uncensored, and unedited. Now here's our host MISS Lisa Moore.
Host: * smiles innocently at camera, before giving the once-live audience the bird* I'm Lisa Moore, your hostess, in Wish Upon A Star what we do is interview the main characters of a random anime, with eligible guys, and ask each character what their totally dumb, usually pointless, romantic wish is, bet on the likeliness of it coming true after asking embarrassing questions of friends and family, and then try to grant their wish. Today, from the cast of Rurouni Kenshin, the grade-school dropout we all love will be asked to Wish Upon A Star! Please welcome, SANOSUKE SAGARA!
Fan-girls in crowd: * go insane* Oh Sano, wish for me! No, wish for me!
Lisa: SHUT-UP YOU BRAINLESS LOSERS!!! * Uses favorite driving signal (the finger)*
Sano: Where'd the front door go, when was it replaced with this studio. DID THE ALIENS DO THIS I TOLD KENSHIN THEY WERE COMING!? * Attempts to run into dojo, stopped by a sedative from hostess*
Lisa: Calm down, you're with friends we just want yo-
Sano: YOU WANT TO STEAL MY BRAIN I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN-
Lisa: SHUT-UP, we don't want your brain, who would, now make a wish of the romantic sort, like wish that Megumi would kiss you or something, before you face THE WRATH OF LISA!
Sano: Fine! I wish Megumi would kiss me, are you happy now?
Lisa: *sarcasticly* Now that is what I call "THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX"!
Sano: Thanks. It took me a while to think of that.
Lisa:\_/.
Audience: .
Lisa: Ooookayyyy, I call to the stand, I mean stage, Hajime Saito, to testify against, I mean tell us about, Sano's stupid history.
Saito: * walks on stage frowning* what do you want?
Lisa: Welcome to Wish Upon A Star, we're asking you to tell us about Sano's stupid history from your view.
Saito: ^_^ Okay.
Lisa: What is the stupidest thing Sanosuke Sagara has done since you met him?
Saito: Hmmmmm. where should I start, could you narrow it down to today?
Lisa: ^_^ Okay.
Saito: * takes deep breath* He walked into a wall, he tried to skip his bill, again, he walked into another wall, he walked into a building's wall, he walked into Kenshin causing him to drop a sack of rice, tofu, and some other foods, he walked into a wall yet again, he argued with Megumi, he walked into a tree, he argued with Kouru, he walked into a rock, he choked on a fragment of the fish skeleton he always chews on, he walked into a wall once more, and the day is not through yet, I'm sure he'll do another stupid thing soon.
Lisa: Thank you Saito, you're a light in a dark world, although I could have guessed the last part of your speech.
Saito: I've got to go, that thief I was arresting probably didn't stand by the tree where I told him to wait for me to arrest him when I was called onto your show. Goodbye ^_^.
Sano: * walks into wall near the door Saito leaves by while trying to strangle the cop, then walks into camera causing screens across the world to go blank with only the sound of screams and arguing*
Lisa's Voice: PLEASE EXCUSE THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!
A/N: Thank you for reading, please truthfully review and give me ideas for the next chapter, if you want a next chapter.
A/N: I couldn't care less about how you feel in your hearts, I do care about how you feel in your reviews, if you want me to write more you'd better review, I do read your reviews.
Narrator: Welcome to the Kamiya Dojo, a cozy little dojo in Tokyo, Japan where, for the next four days, Wish Upon A Star, the game-show where wishes come true, will be filmed live for your entertainment, Wish Upon A Star is uncut, uncensored, and unedited. Now here's our host MISS Lisa Moore.
Host: * smiles innocently at camera, before giving the once-live audience the bird* I'm Lisa Moore, your hostess, in Wish Upon A Star what we do is interview the main characters of a random anime, with eligible guys, and ask each character what their totally dumb, usually pointless, romantic wish is, bet on the likeliness of it coming true after asking embarrassing questions of friends and family, and then try to grant their wish. Today, from the cast of Rurouni Kenshin, the grade-school dropout we all love will be asked to Wish Upon A Star! Please welcome, SANOSUKE SAGARA!
Fan-girls in crowd: * go insane* Oh Sano, wish for me! No, wish for me!
Lisa: SHUT-UP YOU BRAINLESS LOSERS!!! * Uses favorite driving signal (the finger)*
Sano: Where'd the front door go, when was it replaced with this studio. DID THE ALIENS DO THIS I TOLD KENSHIN THEY WERE COMING!? * Attempts to run into dojo, stopped by a sedative from hostess*
Lisa: Calm down, you're with friends we just want yo-
Sano: YOU WANT TO STEAL MY BRAIN I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN-
Lisa: SHUT-UP, we don't want your brain, who would, now make a wish of the romantic sort, like wish that Megumi would kiss you or something, before you face THE WRATH OF LISA!
Sano: Fine! I wish Megumi would kiss me, are you happy now?
Lisa: *sarcasticly* Now that is what I call "THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX"!
Sano: Thanks. It took me a while to think of that.
Lisa:\_/.
Audience: .
Lisa: Ooookayyyy, I call to the stand, I mean stage, Hajime Saito, to testify against, I mean tell us about, Sano's stupid history.
Saito: * walks on stage frowning* what do you want?
Lisa: Welcome to Wish Upon A Star, we're asking you to tell us about Sano's stupid history from your view.
Saito: ^_^ Okay.
Lisa: What is the stupidest thing Sanosuke Sagara has done since you met him?
Saito: Hmmmmm. where should I start, could you narrow it down to today?
Lisa: ^_^ Okay.
Saito: * takes deep breath* He walked into a wall, he tried to skip his bill, again, he walked into another wall, he walked into a building's wall, he walked into Kenshin causing him to drop a sack of rice, tofu, and some other foods, he walked into a wall yet again, he argued with Megumi, he walked into a tree, he argued with Kouru, he walked into a rock, he choked on a fragment of the fish skeleton he always chews on, he walked into a wall once more, and the day is not through yet, I'm sure he'll do another stupid thing soon.
Lisa: Thank you Saito, you're a light in a dark world, although I could have guessed the last part of your speech.
Saito: I've got to go, that thief I was arresting probably didn't stand by the tree where I told him to wait for me to arrest him when I was called onto your show. Goodbye ^_^.
Sano: * walks into wall near the door Saito leaves by while trying to strangle the cop, then walks into camera causing screens across the world to go blank with only the sound of screams and arguing*
Lisa's Voice: PLEASE EXCUSE THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!
A/N: Thank you for reading, please truthfully review and give me ideas for the next chapter, if you want a next chapter.