Chapter. 2: The Insecure Fighter For Higher cont.
Disclaimer: Amazingly, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
A/N: Please review, once the number of your well thought reviews pleaing for another chapter satisfy me, Kenshin will be interviewed! ^-^
Sano sits on couch bound and gagged: Fwok yuu, Weeza Mo.
Lisa Moore: Welcome back, faithful viewers and indentured servants, to Wish Upon A Star, we're back, after that unexpected commercial break, with the second and third half of our show, we will shortly be hearing from Yahiko Myojin (tell me if I spelt it wrong) on his opinion on Sano, have a short interview, and see if his wish is possible. For now let's welcome MEGUMI TAKANI!
Guys In Audience: * go crazy with a number of scurrilous remarks* Wohoo, Oh Yeah, Megumi, will you marry me?!
Girls In Audience: * call Megumi the biggest slut on the show* Booooo Hissssss!
Lisa: Hello Megumi * smiles and grits teeth* welcome to Wish Upon A Star, you've been called here not because you're talented or important or a favorite, but because Sanosuke Sagara's wish is that you kiss him-
Guys I.A.: Will you kiss me Fox?
Girls to Guys: Your chances are high with a woman like her.
Lisa: SHUT-UP YOU IDIOTS! Now, Megumi, what do you have to say to this?
Megumi: Ohohoho, I hope he hasn't gotten his hopes up, I came here for Sir Ken * fox ears appear*
Lisa: Okay, now let's shun the fox and welcome the samurai kid, YAHIKO MIOJIN!
Yahiko walks in waving to audience.
Fangirls faint, Girls In Audience faint, Guys In Audience mutter angrily to selves.
Lisa: So Yahiko @.@, we're asking for your wonderful, wise, opinion on Sanosuke Sagara's personality and habits, would you care to enlighten us?
Yahiko: Welllllll, I'd say he's a lazy good-for-nothin' slob, society's refuse temporarily imposing upon the Kamiya Dojo, he's a major bum if you ask me.
Lisa: Would you tell us about his habits Yahiko Chan? *o* ^-^
Yahiko: Okay, well usually he just sits around the dojo like this * snores and mimics throwing dice* he always has that stupid fish skeleton in his mouth, maybe he thinks, excuse me he doesn't think, that it makes him look smarter-
Everyone but Sano: Hahahahahahahaha hohohohohoho Ohohoho Ahahaha!
Lisa: * wipes tear from eye* have you ever considered a career as a stand up comedian?
Yahiko: Yeah, but I'm to young to work in America so I figured I could make a couple trillion dollars acting on this show until I'm sixteen.
Lisa: Whoops, look at the time let's get to that interview with Sanosuke Sagara, but first, a message from our sponsors:
Messages go by so fast as to be unnoticeable.
Lisa: Okay, Fangirl#2, please free Mr. Sagara.
Fangirl#2: * willingly obliges while making kissey eyes at Sano.
Lisa: Okay Sano, first question, do you love Megumi?
Sano: No.
Lisa: Why not?
Sano: I dunno.
Lisa: I could have guessed. Okay, second question, is-
Sano: Why are you asking me this crap?
Lisa: Because I'm interviewing you. Okay, second question, is your hair naturally spikiy?
Sano: Duh no, haven't you seen Sanurai X Reflection, you know with the scene where I'm a bum living in the woods?
Lisa: Yeah, so?
Sano: Was my hair spiky then, when I didn't have hair gel?
Lisa: No.
Sano: Well, I've proven my point, continue interviewing.
Lisa: Question three, do you have a security item, a lovey?
Sano: Duh, the fish skeleton, I'm starting to think you don't watch Rurouni Kenshin at all YOU'RE A POSER, I 'LL BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LISCENSED SHOW HOST!
Lisa: Okay, that'll be all, now please attempt to kiss the slu-, I mean Megumi.
Sano: All right * tries to kiss Megumi*
Megumi: * slaps Sano* You PIG, you're just like a stupid rooster, if your head was cut off your body could still function normally!
Sano: Well at least I'm not an evil fox, always tricking people!
Megumi: Stupid!
Sano: Evil!
Lisa ( over arguments): Well that's all for this time, see you next time when the crazy red head samurai we all love (and I mean all of us) takes his turn making a wish. Seeya.
Lisa(to self): Ahh the sound of arguing people. ^-^
A/N: Renenber to review! ^-^
Disclaimer: Amazingly, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
A/N: Please review, once the number of your well thought reviews pleaing for another chapter satisfy me, Kenshin will be interviewed! ^-^
Sano sits on couch bound and gagged: Fwok yuu, Weeza Mo.
Lisa Moore: Welcome back, faithful viewers and indentured servants, to Wish Upon A Star, we're back, after that unexpected commercial break, with the second and third half of our show, we will shortly be hearing from Yahiko Myojin (tell me if I spelt it wrong) on his opinion on Sano, have a short interview, and see if his wish is possible. For now let's welcome MEGUMI TAKANI!
Guys In Audience: * go crazy with a number of scurrilous remarks* Wohoo, Oh Yeah, Megumi, will you marry me?!
Girls In Audience: * call Megumi the biggest slut on the show* Booooo Hissssss!
Lisa: Hello Megumi * smiles and grits teeth* welcome to Wish Upon A Star, you've been called here not because you're talented or important or a favorite, but because Sanosuke Sagara's wish is that you kiss him-
Guys I.A.: Will you kiss me Fox?
Girls to Guys: Your chances are high with a woman like her.
Lisa: SHUT-UP YOU IDIOTS! Now, Megumi, what do you have to say to this?
Megumi: Ohohoho, I hope he hasn't gotten his hopes up, I came here for Sir Ken * fox ears appear*
Lisa: Okay, now let's shun the fox and welcome the samurai kid, YAHIKO MIOJIN!
Yahiko walks in waving to audience.
Fangirls faint, Girls In Audience faint, Guys In Audience mutter angrily to selves.
Lisa: So Yahiko @.@, we're asking for your wonderful, wise, opinion on Sanosuke Sagara's personality and habits, would you care to enlighten us?
Yahiko: Welllllll, I'd say he's a lazy good-for-nothin' slob, society's refuse temporarily imposing upon the Kamiya Dojo, he's a major bum if you ask me.
Lisa: Would you tell us about his habits Yahiko Chan? *o* ^-^
Yahiko: Okay, well usually he just sits around the dojo like this * snores and mimics throwing dice* he always has that stupid fish skeleton in his mouth, maybe he thinks, excuse me he doesn't think, that it makes him look smarter-
Everyone but Sano: Hahahahahahahaha hohohohohoho Ohohoho Ahahaha!
Lisa: * wipes tear from eye* have you ever considered a career as a stand up comedian?
Yahiko: Yeah, but I'm to young to work in America so I figured I could make a couple trillion dollars acting on this show until I'm sixteen.
Lisa: Whoops, look at the time let's get to that interview with Sanosuke Sagara, but first, a message from our sponsors:
Messages go by so fast as to be unnoticeable.
Lisa: Okay, Fangirl#2, please free Mr. Sagara.
Fangirl#2: * willingly obliges while making kissey eyes at Sano.
Lisa: Okay Sano, first question, do you love Megumi?
Sano: No.
Lisa: Why not?
Sano: I dunno.
Lisa: I could have guessed. Okay, second question, is-
Sano: Why are you asking me this crap?
Lisa: Because I'm interviewing you. Okay, second question, is your hair naturally spikiy?
Sano: Duh no, haven't you seen Sanurai X Reflection, you know with the scene where I'm a bum living in the woods?
Lisa: Yeah, so?
Sano: Was my hair spiky then, when I didn't have hair gel?
Lisa: No.
Sano: Well, I've proven my point, continue interviewing.
Lisa: Question three, do you have a security item, a lovey?
Sano: Duh, the fish skeleton, I'm starting to think you don't watch Rurouni Kenshin at all YOU'RE A POSER, I 'LL BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LISCENSED SHOW HOST!
Lisa: Okay, that'll be all, now please attempt to kiss the slu-, I mean Megumi.
Sano: All right * tries to kiss Megumi*
Megumi: * slaps Sano* You PIG, you're just like a stupid rooster, if your head was cut off your body could still function normally!
Sano: Well at least I'm not an evil fox, always tricking people!
Megumi: Stupid!
Sano: Evil!
Lisa ( over arguments): Well that's all for this time, see you next time when the crazy red head samurai we all love (and I mean all of us) takes his turn making a wish. Seeya.
Lisa(to self): Ahh the sound of arguing people. ^-^
A/N: Renenber to review! ^-^